Gematria Decode of the 2025 Super Bowl

This isn’t something I saw and I’m repeating and analyzing.  This is my 1000% accurate personal decode of who will win the Super Bowl next year.  Based on gematria, of course.

Somebody has to do it.  For a decade now, the Super Bowl decodes wait until the playoffs start to get into full swing.  This leaves your average decoder in a bit of a lurch.  One of the biggest pushes these days is to place prop bets and futures in.  And you don’t get the big bucks waiting until the odds are lower after the playoff teams have already been decided.  You need to bet NOW.

First of all, you have to throw out all the teams that are what is called “heavily double coded”.  That is, the teams that have both a positive and negative narrative.  With detailed statistical analysis over a decade you can eliminate all 32 teams.

Now, being at 0 is a bad starting point.  So you have to add back the teams that will have a narrative developing as the evil empire does evil empire stuff for rituals.  Rituals happen every day as they are based on what is called bad news, which happens everyday.  There’s a lot of days left until the next big game day, and that’s lots of rituals.  Add back all 32 teams.

Now you have to factor in the source of your information.  If you use a third party other than you and the betting site you place your wager (or heaven forbid you are dumb enough to just make a pick for fun) you need to find a reliable source.  This is your multiplication factor based on the source, or MF.  If your MFer charges for picks, lies about their track record, or waits until games are over to post the decode, that MFer is a big zero.  All other MFers are irrelevant, it’s all zero.  So back to 0 teams.

Next, add the  Problematic Inverse Synchronicity Sum.  Anytime there is a ritual that goes back in time longer than a day or two you can add back teams that have old rituals that affect the upcoming game.  Take your PISS, and add back all 32 teams.  They all have old meaningful rituals.

Now there’s the DUH, the Deviation Under Handicap.  Teams that are notoriously bad, in a rebuilding year, injury riddled, or just in general not very good have a high DUH, and are untrustworthy.  Good decodes pick favorites and avoid excessive DUH.  But DUH is also influenced by time, and you don’t know where the journey is going to take us yet.  So, DUH, back to 0 teams.

Then you have to consider the Competition Of Competing Knowledge.  There’s lots of differing opinions out there, and it will only get worse as the game gets closer. Although mathematically tied to the MF the competition is generally stated separately.  DON’T  be a sucker and use multiple sources.  They will often deliberately put out bad information just to woo you.  And nobody wants to be a COCK sucker for a MFer.  In short, add back all 32 teams.

And that’s your final result, as good as it gets.  One of the 32 teams will win.  They’re all heavily double coded.  The only sure thing is the loss of funds on joining a sports pick Patreon for ambiguous information and a lot of suckers falling for it.