The real reason I had taken a lengthy break was I was working on my most mind boggling decode ever. Like movie hype:
Now I have to explain the first of what is going to be many distractions. Cocaine Bear - based on true events! Sound of Freedom - based on true events! Braveheart- based on true events! And, numerous gematria clowns introduce their current video as the most mind boggling decode ever, until next week’s most mind boggling decode ever.
As a young, lower middle class movie watcher the theater experience was a joy. Not so much for the movie at times, but the air conditioning. As one of the last households to get a window unit AC the chance to not bake while watching mid summer TV, oh boy that was the life.
Now you should keep in mind that a gematria decode needs to dumb it down to statistically insignificant numerical talking points, so let’s get the numerology all out of the way here to present the rest of the material uninterrupted by that. Climate Change, Cult Classic and Credit Cards - CC. CC = 48. Hoax = 48. Tickets = 48. B-Movie = 96 which is 48x2 (because ya gotta through in a make up your own rules type number to encourage others that without real rules you get to make up whatever rules you want)
To be allowed to sit in the theater, you need to buy a ticket. And doing that you are now a sheeple being part of the problem. You’ve fallen for the plan and that’s why record breaking temperatures are the new normal.
The movie is just bread and circuses to get you hooked on air conditioning. Historically people have watched some mind numbingly dumb movies that make it big - the cult classic. Clearly the film isn’t anything resembling art, but why would it have to be good when the cool air is the real selling point?
It’s even worse than you think. It’s deliberately bad so that the cool air becomes more memorable than the content of the film. The only parts of the movie the guys are going to remember are the boobs and the blood. And there’s another distraction break - you often have to bring up racism in a decode so people easily confused by biases get the subliminal bump to remember that they have had their lives ruined by <insert scapegoat here>. Misogyny works the same way. And why exactly are the girls there? They don’t want to see this crappy movie. It’s a date. And how do you keep your date interested in staying through the movie instead of bailing at the first sign of gore? Date numerology. No, no, wait -
Popcorn
And what do we know about popcorn? It’s made of chemical elements. And it blows up when heated. What else blew up? THE BIG BANG.
Every subatomic particle that ever was, is and will be including YOU may have gotten rearranged in weird ways was created in the Big Bang. Every piece of popcorn is a result of the Big Bang.
Back to date night. You don’t want to appear cheap, so you suck it up and buy the popcorn. But instead of two small popcorns because you really can’t afford it you buy a large for her and act all noble and generous. But it’s more than she can eat, so you think she might share. But there’s that darn cheap looking problem again.
So you turn to the conspiracy world for inspiration
You steal some. Maybe she takes a bathroom break, or is distracted covering her eyes by a particularly bloody scene. Whatever, you get a taste of the popcorn, you like it, and now you’re officially part of the bread (popcorn) and circuses (movie) loving complex that loves AC and stealing.
Now you’ve done it, and you get married. She pretended to be interested in the now cult classic and you have to watch romantic comedies for the rest of your time together. At home. In your central air conditioning upgrade. With more popcorn? Hell no. Now it’s kale and veggie platters and the celery doesn’t even have peanut butter. So once every month you and the guys plot out an excuse to have a cult classic movie night for the nostalgia. Now it’s beer and popcorn while the significant others think you are preparing a report for the Monday work group meeting.
Back to the Big Bang. All intelligent life (and conspiracy theorists) that will ever exist was created then. And shocking - popcorn is a self perpetuating intelligent life form disguised as a snack. Astrophysicists look for signs of life by examining chemical signatures, like if an exoplanet has signs that radioactive isotopes exist that only could have come from nuclear fission. Actually, they are looking for popcorn. Enough popcorn gets made it eventually pulls itself into a massive popcorn star, a neutron star made of nothing but popcorn. Eventually the gravitational pull of all the popcorn stars fuse them together. All matter returns to a universal central point. Then there’s a new Big Bang - the Great Reset.
Really, think about it. What are they called movie stars? Popcorn stars. You take on credit card debt to buy AC for your home. Because popcorn wants you to. Climate change? Popcorn wants it hot enough to pop without a microwave or other human made devices. Eventually we’ll stop producing traditional food crops like, well corn, and produce nothing but popcorn. Because it’s more fun to steal popcorn than to produce regular corn.
The real Hollywood Elites are the ones that make the B-movies, not the blockbusters. The Roger Cormans that make a movie because <gasp> it’s entertaining, at least superficially. All driven by power mad hyper intelligent popcorn with its new Big Bang agenda. You’re now paying for your movies with a debit card (credit card) because it’s part of plan, not convenient.
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As strange as it seems this is not that far off of Qanon style content. It’s all gibberish and on the whole makes no sense. But it throws out little hooks to grab at those who can’t grasp the difference in fiction and reality. Gender inequality (racism), stupid take on science, a completely non existent conspiracy driven by a cabal, popular culture references. You just never know what the hive collective will latch on to and blow out of proportion. No good truther will call out another on the contradictions or lack of coherence. Pizzagate, gematria, the self proclaimed Queen says you don’t need to pay your bills, blah, blah blah. A lot of it driven by the gravitational pull of grift magnetism. If you’re gullible enough to believe that two and three digit numbers have anything to do with astrophysics, you’re gullible enough to think you don’t need to pay off your mortgage.
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