It can't be more obvious that I am a part of the invisible empire. The shadow conspiracy. Part of the evil group of beings with near infinite power that have set wheels in motion a long time ago. I am a free mason. Mason in the sense of where I live vis a vis the Mason-Dixon Line. Free because I have ...NEVER charged a woman to have sex with me. Sure if she wants to buy me that new fuzzy royal purple bath robe I had my mind on as a gift I'll take it. But it's not required.
We had our semi annual lodge meeting last night, and though the sauna temperature was a bit too high for the liking of some of us, we came to the conclusion it's time to pull back the veil and reveal just what it's al about. It has been fun rigging sports playoffs. But we have bigger fish to fry. We're not fucking around here. It's the big one. Armageddon. Apocalypse. Ragnarok. Extinction.
Why reveal this now? Well, the gematria pros are getting close. Not like we can hide it much longer. They finally figured out the Reverse methods and "flipping the script". They finally figured out that the flat Earth numbers we buried were a clever ruse and encouraged users to not be flat earth retards. And in retrospect, putting douchebags like Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber in the public eye was a bit too far. Yeah...something screwdrivers in the frontal lobe wrong there.
We tinkered around with son ideas while we sat around sweating in our purple bathrobes, sipping vintage malt liquor and eating avocados. Asteroid crash? Nah. Too swift. Not enough pain. Alien attack? Hmmm...tempting. But those guys are practically lining up to be the trigger men. Too hard to pick. Have somebody figure out when Pi starts repeating and isn't infinite⁉ Whoa, Phil. Put down that malt liquor! You've had enough! That's what caused the Big Bang and will end the universe. Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should. We need that nice little beach resort on Jupiter's moon to retire to. (You know, the one where the wolverines come out and bay at the planet.). Let's just stick to Earth.
Gotta give a shout out to Daryl here. You da man! Let's reverse things, flip the script and just let mankind kill himself off.
You know the big ones. Global warming. Nuclear war. Cancer. Pollution. Justin Bieber marrying Miley Cyrus and....oops...we haven't gotten quite that far yet. Trust me, it will be classic.
Now we need something to distract them from answering real issues. Gematria! We've succeeded in breeding a while generation of pinheads, attention whores and con artists into believing that gematria really means something.
It's pretty much too late for you all now. Our selective breeding program has most of the intelligence out of the pool. (Curse you Neil DeGrasse Tyson!). But that's where Miley and Justin come in.
So, so long. And thinks for all the fish. And just to say that we aren't completely heartless we'll save you the time on a couple of final numbers.
Purple Robe and Doomsday both equal 42 in Ancient Ecuadorean € expansion thrice reduced gematria.
The last non-repeating digit of Pi is 3.
Five fronkzillion and suxty half spelled out equals Five fronkzillion and suxty half in numerical form in all numbering systems.
Have a nice day!
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