Me and my crack team of credential verification experts (me, the dog and the ladies from Tuesday bridge club) are often asked exactly how Zach and Nad got recognition as numerology experts. Res assured it is not a simple as merely proclaiming yourself to be an expert. There is testing involved. And through the auspices of the FOMA (Freedom Of Misinformation Act) we obtained the results of Nad's final exam in DONK, Doctorate Of Numerology Knowledge.
Although multiple choice may seem trivial to obtain this lofty goal the exam was tough. Realm tough. But he aced it!
Q1: What is 262 equal to
a. 262
b. 90
c. 42
d. 166
His answer-d
26.2 miles is the length if a marathon, which although is 90 in Gematria it reminded him of Marathon candy bars, which reminded him of Girl Scout Cookies, especially avocado cookies. If you eat too many cookies and don't exercise, such as running marathons you could get HIGH BLOOD SUGAR which =166.
Q2: What is 40 equal 2?
a. 40
b. 166
c. 84
d. 636
His answer - b
FORTY spelled out = 84 in simple gematria, but 636 in Jewish which is also the value if HIGH BLOOD SUGAR, 166.
Q3: What is 2713 equal to?
a. 2.713, the value if the constant, e
b. (13+13+1)+13=40
c. 166
d. A unicorn
His answer - c
Completely forgetting his analysis for question
2 he arrived at his answer because the value of e is 2.713. The square root if three us 1.732, which is close enough. SQUARE ROOT IF THREE = 226, but seems Over Extended, so when you apply the OE reduction you get 166.
Now, at this point, never wanting to spend any more energy than necessary and realizing 166 was a choice for every question, Nad finished the test in a record time if three minutes. The student teacher, having lost the answer key simply gave everyone a B+. And a star was born. This also goes a long way towards explaining why 166 is Nad's favorite number.
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