Nad is definitely back. After about a week off we have 3 updates in two days. Same old mistakes mostly. 19=41. Jewish police officer Illuminati activity. And repeats of and repeats of and repeats.....sorry got stuck repeating. The moon story.
If there is a scale of coolness in the numbers the moon things are above average. That's why they get repeated all the time. I could tell where he was headed with this with the title and ready to attack this shady use of the 'close enough' policy.
See the Michigan State team plane skidded on the runway and there were 116 people on board. Nad saw 116 and choked on his Spaghetti-Os as he remembered that number and used that as his shuttle launching point for another missive on magical moon mayhem.
I hate giving any credit to jacktards like him, but I did say I saw it coming. It is something that could be mistaken by normal people. But I do need to document the mistake. The Michigan State team name is the Wolverines. Wolves howl at the moon. Wolves and wolverines aren't really that closely related other than the name. Wolverines are nasty weasels. Heck, even a meerkat looks a lot more likes wolverine than a wolf does, and it has cat in the name.
So what's next? Titmouse eating cheese - mice eat cheese tit reminds me of milk. Cheese is used in fondue. Jane Fonda has nice tits. Green Bay is in Wisconsin. Wisconsin has cheese. Green bay has a football team. So dies Miami. Miami Dolphins team color is green. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper, yadda yadda blah blah blah.
Or maybe the weasel aspect was the rich way to go. Austin Hatch mentioned in Nad's post. Pop the hatch. Pop goes the weasel. Famous story of astronaut Grissom popping the hatch. Grissom name of CSI character. There's also CSI Miami. Miami has a football team. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper blah blah blah.
At least the weasel route would have allowed a nice tie in to the Martin Lawrence bit recently used. Martens are relatives of wolverines.
No. I will not give you acceptance that wolves and wolverines are close enough. A titmouse is a bird, not a rodent. A meerkat is not a cat. Don't be so desperate for a link that you can't get simple facts straight. There's just as much a case here for cats howling at the moon since cats drink milk.
Final note about the Grissom story. The article I read mentioned he "screwed the pooch". A common phrase meaning he fucked it up. Pooch punts happen in football. Famous botched punt in Michigan vs. Michigan State game in 2015. I have no idea how you could have missed that obvious conspiracy.
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