Wednesday, October 16, 2024

When Your Gematria Leader Puts On Cologne

As I started collecting background info I thought, wow, I wonder if this qualifies as legitimate predictive programming.  And by golly it does.  There’s a Simpson’s episode where Bart buys Marge a huge bottle of French Perfume which inspired actual real life Simpsons cologne and perfume.  And it’s the episode where she considers CHEATING on Homer with her bowling instructor.  So if it’s in The Simpsons it must be true.

The beauty of gematria, the ability to link the most mind numbingly stupid connections every day and claim it as secret knowledge.

But I really was just going for the Cologne Germany play on words.  While U.S. ultra right wing conservative business leaders were busy not learning math, English, science, civics or much of fucking anything actually useful in school they also were busy failing history.  The old “doomed to repeat it” phrase.  And it’s extremely odd that the U.S. that once embraced stopping a fascist dictator from taking other people’s stuff in WWII is now thinking that maybe a return to the good old days of war would be fun and let’s play the bad guy this time!  Playing Cowboys and Indians is just not fun for kids anymore.  Trying to make a quick synopsis let’s say that war is messy and expensive and doing stupid things today may become super expensive in the future.  Like the cost of combatting climate change super expensive.

The actual historical reference is the bombing of Cologne.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2peopleswar/timeline/factfiles/nonflash/a1057367.shtml#:~:text=The%20target%20was%20the%20industrial,was%20not%20easy%20to%20achieve.

And despite the public relations aspect of, “We’re the good guys, we don’t kill civilians” the raid was green lit and organized and with a lot of luck went off pretty well.  Morale was low, and the idea of showing a display of force so overwhelming that people could forget their war time misery long enough to keep on keeping on with the war effort.  Several weeks ago I saw a video on YouTube about this which was presented by a military history channel.  The head honcho organizing got to use that biblical phrase from Hosea about sowing the wind and reaping the whirlwind.  Translation for gematria clowns with limited intellect, “Fuck you.  Two can play that game.” Hard to believe isn’t it, that actual historical knowledge is available on the Internet instead of just losing money on sports picks.

Segue complete and on to chapter two, which has pictures!  That will keep the gematria clowns distracted long enough to forget about not being able to read in their quest to become the next ultra conservative business leader.

Previously I shared the episode of The Mentalist where Patrick buys horse bet slips for every trifecta combination to con the target into providing info crucial to the case.  This is the exact same thing.

Only about a third of the way through the season and the Patreon subs are already low in confidence.  As morale sags, Zach or a flunky decided to play the carpet bombing Cologne card and bet all kinds of ridiculous parlays to be able to brag about one high odds winner.  And neglected to crop off the part that shows it was the $1 minimum wager.  Oopsie.  And membrainSz shows knowledge of actual gambling terminology and knowledge.  Betting like this is guaranteed a net loss every single time because of the vigorish.

Ultra right wing pseudo economists don’t care about the carpet bombing of civilians.  And how low income people get desperate and turn to risk to try and catch up on finances.  All the policies that keep the wealthy in power, not being taxed as they should and corporate loopholes and the drive for profits today over scraping along to survive tomorrow for others is not their problem.  In some areas of the U.S. if you don’t toe the line, wear a suit and tie and be a good Christian Nationalist Republican you have somewhere around a zero % chance of getting a high paying corporate job.

People desperate enough to gamble on sports picks with gematria can’t afford insurance, not that this would have done them any good anyway for the recent hurricanes.  A little higher up the food chain there’s using gematria and other bad ideas to get interested in bitcoin and other crypto.  And as for the top of the chain, well Zach is famous for not actually using his own system for placing bets himself and has been for…forever.  Membrains also had a reply to Zach talking about how he’d really just like to see some correct predictions instead of just whining about how the subscriber count is down in every video.  Hopefully he’s close to the stage where realizing that the sports pick thing not working out also means that all the other hateful and bigoted content is also bullshit.

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