Updating Civilization 2

 A long time ago, before enshittification worked its claws into every fiber of society, there was a sort of golden age of computer games.  A period of time when you could purchase a stand alone game that wasn’t just existing to funnel you into an endless cycle of upgrades and newer versions.  Upgrades that increasingly had a form of intellectual property shrinkflation.  Dubious benefits versus additional costs.  In that time, Civilization 2 became my favorite. 

 A balance of playability and realism was achieved.  Some stuff from the beginning was just wrong.  For example, a battleship crewed by veterans could be destroyed by a fortified troop of musketeers in a walled city.  Playability-wise that makes sense.  Too easy = boredom and there should be a risk or the reward is hollow.  I suppose the thought process in that example is much like the actual straight of Hormuz situation now.  Just shelling from long range isn’t enough to capture a city.  In the absence of a coordinated force of battleship delivered shells and marines landing and doing the boots on the ground work, they had to do something with just battleship versus just musketeer combat.

A cute touch is that towards the end climate change and pollution is a real issue to be dealt with.  Unchecked, too much pollution would end your dreams of being master of the planet.  But without explanation, dedicating some capital from your global economy made that a nuisance more than an actual threat.  So I would argue that without magical knowledge of what things look like today an upgraded version could theoretically be made.  One that addresses the diplomatic and truly global effort necessary.  Because as is, at the endgame where climate change is being a pest it’s just one human player and any AI positions left are sort of a joke in comparison.  Now let’s look at some other problems with Civ 2 and how they could be updated these many years later.

The King Richard’s Crusade wonder

https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_wonders_in_Civ2

The game is effect an increase in production for engaging in a holy war.  That sounds an awful lot like slavery over a notoriously unstable region of the real world.  Perhaps s a different theme could be chosen, or how about this.  The cost to receive the increased production in that single city is an extra garrison to keep the slaves in line.  One extra military unit of the era’s main type must be in the city or it revolts.

Sun Tzu's War Academy

Veteran troops are better than green newbies.  Got it.  But that means a social cost that should be addressed.  Low morale, PTSD for the society’s forgotten Rambos, stiffing vets out of health care and pensions as is the tradition.  I’m not going to throw a number out for my solution since I can’t play test it.  Troops start as veterans, then after a period of some time reduce to non veteran status unless a monetary upkeep is put in to the system.

Adam Smith's Trading Company

 The game is a product of the era of capitalism is the only way to allocate resources, and it shows.  The “never becomes obsolete” aspect is complete and utter nonsense.  My solution -a timer.  A set number of turns after building the wonder and costs to eliminate pollution increase dramatically.  It takes more time, more of your Cub’s treasury to clean up.  As with real world capitalism clean up in game is more or less magic.  My fix has you pay for the inevitable creation of oligarchs hoarding resources in our bastardized version of Adam Smith’s ideas.

Statue of Liberty and Women's Suffrage

 Ouch.  The U.S. doesn’t take the concepts behind them seriously enough.  Best to just get rid of them until people start treating marginalized groups with more respect.

And let’s leave the rest of the wonders alone, but add Artificial Intelligence.  And adding AI gives a reasonable tech increase but has so many expensive problems that it’s to be avoided instead of built.  That approach takes the stance that the solution to the Fermi paradox is that advanced civilizations give up on wasteful spending on pipe dreams.

Fundamentalism and Extremism

 https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Fundamentalism_(government)_(Civ2)

Double Ouch

That does seem a bit racist and judgmental to instantly dive to the Middle Eastern vibe.  The fix is easy.  A graphic of an overweight AR toting slob with a red MAGA hat….as an option, not a forced choice.

Leaders

 I’m not against the idea of Stalin being the choice for a Russian Civilization leader like in the first game.  Civ 2 lets you pick from a wider set of options.  However, when put side by side with the absence of Hitler as a choice for a German.  The computer opponents per manuals and the internet are based on some set tendencies.  Well I’m calling bullshit on the whole leader concept.  You should be able to adapt and change as new information and eras arrive.  The idea that Abraham Lincoln took you from the Bronze Age to launching a fusion powered craft is fine for playability.  But I want the chance for Shaka to see the era of his ways and accept my regime change ideas after I threaten to nuke him.  AND see that maybe backfire when he immediately forges an alliance with the Celt’s who also have nukes.  Actually , at high enough levels the AI leaders seem to be all pretty much assholes.

Railroads

Sorry railroad fans, in Civ 2 railroads are way overpowered and the one thing for the mechanics of the game I’d change first.  You can literally build railroads in every land terrain square and move across an entire continent sized piece of territory instantly.  There’s no such thing as policing borders being an issue, and with no downside it’s beneficial to max out railroads.  There’s an economic boost to doing it.  The fix - instead of being free forever after construction you must pay for ongoing maintenance.

I could add some more.  The temptation to offer a snarky gematria based conspiracy wonder is high.  But we’ve all suffered enough with that.

The Frozen Eggs Debate

I hate being a conservative these days.  It’s so hard for me to understand sarcasm and satire.  Maybe I shouldn’t talk about this until I get a better grasp of that.

I just watched clips on Fox News of the Eggs Jubilee debate.  A nonexistent but very real sounding parody of the Jubilee debate format where a claimant makes a proposal and then is surrounded by a group of opposing view holders.  The clip was totally not cherry picked and edited to make it as embarrassing for the lefties as possible.

The Claim:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a poopyhead.

First Debater:  You care to present a single specific point about what makes AOC that?

Claimant:  Because she is.  Checkmate!

And the debate ended.

So I have an ex-friend, let’s call him Leon to secure his true identity.  I’m sure he’d appreciate that since he used to be one of the guys, and now he’s having some naughty thoughts about doing actual research.  And asking to discuss meaningful DEI bullshit topics like bodily autonomy and stuff.  And since his wife is named Noel and that’s Leon spelled backwards nobody will know I’m talking about him.  Noel is the problem.  She has been giving him bad ideas.  So he asked me what I thought of the debate and asked me, “So what would you pick as a single specific point?”

Dammit, Leon you chucklehead.  The softball of all softball of all questions to ask.  The right wing media ecosystem just told me what to say about this.  It’s the big thing to talk about, until the next big thing I’m told what to whine about comes in.  AOC wants to freeze her eggs.  Some lame bullshit about bodily autonomy blah, blah, blah, uncovered by insurance, blah, blah blah, and missing out on the child bearing years and regrets and blah, blah, blah, equality between sexes and blah, blah, blah.  Totally missing that the Eggs Jubilee content has already proven she’s a poopyhead.

Then Leon told me I was being close minded and a MAGA cultist who couldn’t think for himself.  I. Have. Never. Been. So. Angry.

So I laid into Leon armed with all the confidence that one only finds in what Noel calls the multibillion dollar online grift economy.  Like, what the fuck does that even mean?  So here’s what I told him.

It’s the economy stupid.  What’s the most important part of the economy?  Stocks.  Like chicken stock.  That you make soup with.  And what’s the best part of a good chicken noodle soup?  It’s when you cut up pieces of hard boiled egg for the soup.  And what’s the best measure of inflation?  THE PRICE OF EGGS.  Sure the price of oil is part of that, as oil prices rise egg prices rise.  Duh!

Buy low, sell high.  I’ve been trading in cryptoeggs for the past couple of years.  Nothing too big.  Don’t want to lose the house the next time some lefty president comes in with their dumb ideas.  That got me thinking.  Why not invest in egg eggs.  Like the actual thing you could eat.  And I did something nobody I know did.  I bought them when the price was high.  A symbolic purchase in honor of the greatest world leader ever, DJT.  Those aren’t dumb ideas that are bad ideas, they are never before seen displays of genius.  And when the egg tariffs work their way through the system (SOON!!) I’ll be sitting on a goldmine.

Because, I’m freezing my eggs.  The generator to provide electricity for the egg freezer was bought from INFOWARS (back when it was good).  You can tell it’s high quality since it was $59,999.  No cheap ass commie  generator for me!  I’ve made arrangements for purchasing liquid nitrogen as a backup during times when the genny might go down.  Way more inexpensive and practical than you think.  And the nitrogen was made in Texas.

In about 20 years, when prices finally calm down, I’ll have something that retains value better than a house, better than gold, better than cryptoeggs.  I’ll have a fucking ton of genuine ex-frozen eggs that can be exchanged for real goods and services.  More valuable now than ever as 20 years from now when people are just figuring out how ironic it is that AOC freezing her eggs is exactly what poopyhead would do.

The security issue was a tough nut for a while, but finally solvable by finding someone who is willing to guard them for the promise of a couple really valuable eggs a year starting twenty years from now.

And get this.  Leon said,

“Are you sure you aren’t just triggered because she’s a bright young woman who shows signs actually fighting for a future worth living in?”

Leon, I don’t even know you anymore.  Lucky for you things seem to be going great with Noel.  Have some fun now, because she’s a poopyhead, too.  She will turn on you one day.  Her and her bad ideas about the cost of raising a family.  The cost that won’t be subsidized by stockpile of frozen eggs.

Know Your Grifter Tactics -The Unreliable Narrator, Part 2

Dr. John Gartner in YouTube

I remember the first time I saw The Sixth Sense, famous for its twist ending.  Perhaps I could have slowed down and figured it out before the reveal, but I was pleasantly surprised.  I was fully armed with advance knowledge there was I major twist, but I didn’t see it coming.  A good movie lets you escape and get lost in the story unfolding in front of you.  I had forgotten to even try to figure out what the surprise would be.

Bruce Willis’s character is a classic fictional unreliable narrator.  If he knew he was a ghost at the start his interactions with other ghosts and a tiny human that can see those ghosts would be different.  But there is a sort of bias wall between reality and his perceptions, his framing is skewed by that bias.

I am not a trained psychologist or psychiatrist.  Not that formal education or training would do me any good career wise.  There’s still a lot of anti-science and anti-intellectual sentiment floating around.  You gotta give the dwindling number of cult members something to do.  Not all of them get to deport decent people who just happen to have the (allegedly) wrong skin color.  So hey, Fauci is in the news again.  Let’s reinstate the bullshit false accusations that came about when he was scapegoated the first time around.

For myself, real life unreliable narrators are easy to spot.  Even without formal training it just comes naturally.  This is because there’s nothing wrong with my pattern recognition skills, and a science degree.  I also figured out the science degree wasn’t going to work out for employment.  Going into massive debt to get a masters degree - that wasn’t a grave I wanted to dig into.  But it did help a lot structuring my thoughts and solidifying the critical thinking abilities learned in high school.  Ah yes, those glorious days of high school where I first discovered that people have patterns, too.  I didn’t hang out with the cliques that would be most likely to be found at the type of rally Charlie Kirk would be hosting.  I learned to avoid them.  Which being in a fairly large school meant spending a lot of time by myself.  A classic Generation Jones nerd world of books and movies that I could absorb at my own pace without being assaulted by people in various stages of narcissism.

Yes, it’s another one of those posts.  Because at this point the actual objective facts are undeniable.  Not only is Trump objectively an unreliable narrator due to his lifelong narcissistic personality disorder, his dementia addled brain is mush.  “The Donald Trump you see today is the best you’ll see because it only just gets worse.”

I would gladly trade some peace and stability to replace the flex of seeing something of the kind of world that exists today.  The NPD affected brain by definition is heavily biased.  The NPD affected brain is an unreliable narrator to the body it operates.  The dementia affected brain by definition is a supercharged unreliable narrator.  Nothing is more important than the self.  Every narration is skewed.  Unreliably skewed.  Every story is now purposefully guided towards the skewed alternate reality or a jumbled mess as the various parts of the brain that govern impulse control and memory fade into pudding.  As Gartner and others mention on the various news shows and social media postings, it’s not cool to diagnose without interviewing by a trained professional.  But we’ve seen the trajectory over a decade.  The constant need for attention and providing material for the loyal subjects to get a short term attention boost is a great form of relevant and damning material.

Over not just the decade of active Trumpism and but decades leading up to that, narcissists without NPD have been “trained” to ignore the personality cult leader’s worst displays.  Like Fauci being unfairly scapegoated, Biden, Obama, Comey, Jack Smith, oh….its much shorter to say anyone that ever has disagreed with you is bad.  The multi billion dollar online grifting community latched on, amplified and the lingering seeds of doubt, although wilting now, the plants grew and the rot spread long enough to influence elections over millions of impressionable minds.  It’s absolutely no big surprise that Congressional ability to check and balance, to stop the madness, wasn’t going to happen.  The narcissists in control of those wheels in the machine didn’t do much about the 2008 financial crisis or January 6th.  Or a concerned response to climate change issues.Why should we expect different now.

Gartner has explained across his presentations that Trump is a good candidate to throw a hissy fit and launch some nukes.  I’m a bit more hopeful than that, but it is something to think about.  Yet, this is because my favorite scenario is more like some other nut job responds to his outrageous demands and pulls a big FU in retaliation.  And at least we’d never know who was wrong because everyone at that point is an unreliable narrator.  Some form of monetary reward is part of the online grifter’s speech, and even they aren’t dumb enough to think hustling you for Patreon subscriptions is going to help, right?

Know Your Grifter Tactics - The Unreliable Narrator, Part 1

 *Spoiler alert for The Odyssey and Project Hail Mary*

Back in the old days there was a quaint little practice known as reading.  This archaic mode of information sharing required a reader with enough resources to acquire printed material as well as a fundamental knowledge of how to translate the mysterious scrawling into something that wasn’t complete and incomprehensible gibberish.  For example, you may use this so called reading skill to read a restaurant menu and order the fish that you like instead of a spinach omelette you do not like.  Or you read the instruction manual instead of just trying to assemble your kid’s Christmas bicycle unaided.  Because you’ve got your pride.  You don’t need no damn instructions.  And if you really want to show off your reading skill, you can read gematria decodes because you can tell these are reliable.  The narrators tell you so.  Quite frequently.  Annoyingly and insanely frequently.  Almost like they need to say it instead of just being an actual reliable source needs to be, projected, instead of relying on actually being reliable.

Because this tedious reading thing doesn’t just require an education to read and some form of payment in a late stage capitalist nightmare.  There needs to be a writer.  And that’s a mixed bag.  Some writers are better than others, whether it be for entertainment to distract others from how they are struggling to pay the rent bill, or they’re targeting people who wouldn’t recognize propaganda if it bit them on the ass.  The marketing for sports/conspiracy gematria has always played to it being a somewhat fun method of acquiring secret and forbidden knowledge that just happens to coincide with bigotry and undreamt of wealth.  Every single one of these narrators is unreliable.  The profit motive is there.  The willingness to contradict just for the spur of the moment influencer economy points is there.  The sociopathic lack of giving a shit about others is there.  The doubling down on the craziness is there.  The constant drive and search for new cult members, braggadocio, confluence with other bad ideas, etc….  It just never ended.

Sometimes effective entertainment writing will deliberately use an unreliable narrator as a driving plot point.  And sometimes this can become an effective method of injecting societal concerns into the entertainment.  And as these get adapted into films the burden of slogging your way through hundreds of pages is removed.  You just might be forced to put up with an angle you don’t agree with when 100% objectivity is virtually impossible.  

The narrators of Fight Club, American Psycho, and Shutter Island are unreliable since they’re crazy.  Golden Caufirld in Catcher in the Rye is heavily biased.  Children are naive and innocent.  The unreliable narrator is officially a trope, a trope that exists because in real life the unreliable narrator exists in its many different forms.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreliable_narrator

(Throwing that in because a red flag for spotting an unreliable narrator is insistence that they are the ultimate source of all knowledge without providing references.)

My two favorite movies this year are Project Hail Mary and The Odyssey.  And both have unreliable narrators.  In PHM the protagonist suffers from a (deliberate) drug induced amnesia who slowly requires his lost memories over the course of the story.  The part about man made climate change is more clear in the book.  The clock is ticking to save the Earth.  And fortunately man made climate change bought us some extra time.  The alien microbe is absorbing the Sun’s energy and a super long trip to another star system holds the cure.  The creative choice allows our hero to work hard as tension builds instead of not having much of a movie and magically knowing the answer within 10 minutes of film time.  Throw in an alien that sociopaths and xenophobes can’t appreciate that makes grown adults with real feelings cry.

But I find even more interesting is The Odyssey.  Not more entertaining, but thought provoking.  The mere fact that this is the topic Nolan chose, I find fascinating.  The same way the Vietnam War sparked movies of war veterans trying to re-assimilate back into society (Rambo).  The source material has been part of philosophical discussion for THOUSANDS of years.  And not only is Odysseus an unreliable narrator, the question of his reliability is part of that philosophical discussion.  Translation and interpretation are an integral  part of the lore.  Not just the plot but the subsequent arguments.  Here’s some other content I’ve absorbed from YouTube:

https://youtu.be/u0Y8tFcpWnI?is=9jerJZiBRU2IfjQZ

(Phil0bot philosophy channel)

https://youtu.be/u0Y8tFcpWnI?is=9jerJZiBRU2IfjQZ

(MadMorph Movie Club channel)

These are smart people with worthy opinions.  Reliable narrators.

Previously, my experience with The Odyssey was 

1). High school English - the finale with Odysseus returning home and killing Penelope’s suitors.

2)  Bits and pieces of chapters stolen and thrown into other works.  Usually the Sirens.

3.  Xena Warrior Princess did the whirlpool story and devoted an entire separate episode in the second season titled, Ulysses.  And now we know Homer was full of shit and Ulysses fell in love with Xena.

These things, while fun like PHM and didn’t prepare me for the unreliable narrator.  So wrapping up Part 1 of the blogging.  My three takeaways in my highly personalized and opinionated recap of the Odyssey.

1)  The in movie referencing to the Sea Peoples was frequent.  I can’t help but relate that to current day big issues like the war with Iran and resource depletion.

2)  It’s complicated.  Odysseus is a complicated man.  It’s not black and white.  It does appear that like a conspiracy theorist all the good and cool stuff he accomplished because he’s study and cool.  All the bad stuff, the Gods are out to get him.  The convenient scapegoat.  

3)  With intent I do not waste my time on Twixter anymore.  But I have heard that there’s pointless argument about culture war topics instead of substantial issues.  Like the casting of Page and a black woman for Helen of Troy.  These are the talking points of the grifter.  The talking points of someone unwilling to focus on meaningful content.  The talking points of an unreliable narrator that will not talk about unreliable narrators because it hits too close to home and can’t express a complicated issue without resorting to a two or three digit number in a gematria decode.

Cyclogematriasis

Although not at the levels found in 2016, the Center for Critical Thinking has identified a rise in cases of cyclogematriasis.  Known symptoms of cyclogematriasis include:

Frequent and sometimes explosive cases of verbal and written diarrhea.

Focus on “meme” numbers like Pi, 666, and 88.

Increased cyber bullying and scapegoating.

A sharp decrease in the desire to treat others with dignity and respect.

Sharp weight loss and fatigue due to late night decoding and doom scrolling instead of sleeping.

An early victim of the current outbreak who only gave our reporter the name Superedgelord227 said this from his hospital bed:

“I was decoding the Titan submersible implosion.  That made me think of the Titanic.  That made me think of icebergs.  That made me think of iceberg lettuce.  That made me think of how you don’t see lettuce much in the Planet of the Apes movies.  That made me think of Charlton Heston’s character Taylor, that made me think of Taylor Farms of Mexico, that made me think Mexico in the 2026 World Cup, that made me think of how you’re not supposed to drink the water in Mexico.…” And we finally interrupted him since we got the point.

The best course of action to combat cyclogematriasis is preventative measure.  No decoding at all is best, but if you must remain focused on happy thoughts like the love of Jesus and the Golden Rule.  If you can’t help but talk about political, economic, and social issues be prepared to talk about housing prices, finite resources and the difference between projection and reality.  If you find yourself thinking that Obama is the Antichrist or an urge to gamble call the help line at the Center for Critical Thinking immediately. Do not drive a car, operate heavy machinery or watch Fox News until cleared by a trained CCT expert.

The Imaginary Banker App

 Why settle for an imaginary friend when you can have so much more with an imaginary banker?

~ Herman Smith, Lorimor Iowa, April 1981

Hi there.  Bradley Smith here.  And I’m the founder and CEO of the greatest thing that ever happened to everyone - The Imaginary Banker App found at our website https://imaginarybanker.com.  This testimonial serves as verification that everything that follows is truthful and although it sounds too good to be true, believe me this app works wonders.

It all began with my Dad, Herman, and my Mom, Dolores back in April 1981.  My second loose tooth.  In retrospect the first loose tooth was pretty uneventful.  The second was life altering.  Mom was nervous about her side hustle as the Tooth Fairy that night, because as with the first loss of a baby tooth, Brad liked to sleep with a hand tucked underneath the pillow.  And sure enough, replacing that shiny quarter for the rough piece of calcium that night was problematic.  Yours truly awoke, catching Mom in the act and pretended to not have been fully awakened.  The small amount of sleep that followed for me that night was interspersed with the big question.

If Mom’s the Tooth Fairy, then what else are my parents and other people?  The Easter Bunny?  Santa Claus?  Jesus?  And what about that Oscar Wurther from this “bank” thing that had my parents so worried all the time?  Oscar used what I told were scary words I wasn’t to press about.  Words like mortgage, foreclosure, bankruptcy.  Surely since Oscar dealt with money he had some connection to this Tooth Fairy fable.

Dad was a kindly, moral soul and the wisest person this totally unbiased person ever knew.  Although Mom thought it was a bit too early for “the talk” Dad found a way to have it.  Gently easing me into the true nature of life by telling me about the Imaginary Banker.  And as I grew older with each passing day I found myself yearning for what other little tidbits of knowledge he would spoon-feed me.  Being perpetually in debt is scary, but when you embrace the Imaginary Banker it gets easier.  Much easier.

I was hooked on the first story.  I remember it like it happened just yesterday.  Proper care of teeth is important.  The Tooth Fairy stories are for gullible children.  I was now officially growing in to manhood.  I was hearing about the real driving forces behind proper dental care. 

Toothpaste doesn’t work correctly unless you had to borrow money to purchase it.  There was an embargo in the 1970’s when the top toothpaste exporting countries in the Middle Teeths were trying to leverage their stranglehold on the supply.  Through a process called dentatative easing, the U.S. government released millions of barrels of toothpaste from the strategic reserves.  Holding prices steady until a more favorable regime could be forcibly installed in the Middle Teeths.  The quarter Nom was giving me.  That was a refund.  Dad had used the Imaginary Banker to pay for more effective borrowed money toothpaste.  And like millions of other kids in the early 80’s that quarter was due to us in real money.  An actual solid piece of metal that was totally not representative of imaginary funding principles.

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I used the Imaginary Banker frequently throughout the years.  My fried potatoes were more nutritious with borrowed imaginary money.  My shoes fit better and the sores from them being too tight weren’t as bad as they would have been because of Imaginary Banker money.  I was left fielder in Little League Baseball because imaginary borrowed money got me the best second hand glove money could buy.

And of course there’s my dear Betsy Koosman, my childhood sweetheart, first crush and now my wife.  Betsy actually chased after me.  My self confidence was at the top.  Funded by imaginary money and unlimited hopeful aspirations I was the perfect tutor for someone like Betsy.  Her parents never told her about the Imaginary Banker and I was more than happy to fill the gaps.  At first it was just mutual physical attraction.  Betsy’s natural auburn curls highlighted her flawless complexion.  My Little League career as the best left fielder Lorimor ever had accented my rugged good looks.  Our first kiss was under the bleachers after we won the county championship.  We lost our virginity together in 1995, protected by imaginary contraception funded by the Imaginary Banker’s contacts in the Imaginary Pharmaceutical Industry.

And our daughter, my cherished Noel, was born 282 days later with a glorious wedding a month before that.  Herman Smith repeated the quote at the top.  “Son, I’ve got the cost of the wedding covered.  You don’t need an Imaginary Friend when you have an Imaginary Banker.”  I cried tears of joy and terror for weeks.

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The last decade has been tough on everyone.  Betsy, my Mom, Noel, my closest friends.  We’re all doing great.  (Dad passed away due to complications when Covid hit.  I’d like to think he’d be his old jovial self.). And I realized as the world bitches, pisses and moans around us is that we have a mental state that keeps us happy.  The never ending confidence that Imaginary Money supplied by the Imaginary Banker would get us through anything.

And doesn’t the rest of the worked need to share in that joy?

So that’s when I can up with the Imaginary Banker App.  And everything has gone off about as perfectly as could be hoped for.

The app is powered by AI.  Artificial Imagination.  Nobody can copyright imagination, so while it was training on data all across the internet there was no chance of a lawsuit ending our dreams.  Once we found all the gematria decodes from the most active years, the app became more or less self aware.  No solid math or language skills.  No copyright protection for the concept of gematria.  Just unbridled and unlimited imagination fueled by completely arbitrary discourse on the most arbitrary of subjective viewpoints.  And that was combined with unfettered access to unlimited imaginary funding - a gambling win rate of 50% is the ideal number for an imaginary banking system.

The IPO, Imaginary Price Offering, was a huge success.  Trillions of imaginary dollars flowed in and we can pretty much undertake whatever imaginary projects we want.  Some of the plans include EVs that you can imagine don’t blow up and imagine don’t drive into pedestrians when in self drive mode.  Imaginary trips to imagine terraforming Mars.  Imaginary Data Centers that only use imaginary electricity and cooled by only imaginary water.  And we’re especially proud of how much our imaginary reduction of imaginary CO2 in the imaginary atmosphere is advancing.

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Let’s wrap up with some features already built in to the Imaginary Banker app.

- The cybersecurity system named after my daughter, Noel.  (She giggles like a schoolgirl hearing about how famous she is, now.)  The suite is loaded with imaginary strong password generation, imaginary two factor authentication, and physical security including but not limited to imaginary security cameras.  This is solid protection for any imaginary cyber threat.

- The best imaginary search engine.  The top results will find the information based off the word hoax IMMEDIATELY.

- Imaginary prediction markets.  Just like gematria you can imagine you’ll get rich quick.

- Access to the best imaginary 401k and pension funds available by the world’s top imaginary investment brokers.

- An imaginary coupon for unlimited imaginary coffee.

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Imagine your way to a better life today.  Herman Smith never said that, but I’d like to think that it’s the kind of thing my Dad would have said.  But he’s in a better place now, an imaginary place where the imaginary bankers are his real friends instead of just his imaginary friends.  A happier place where imaginary politicians no longer clamor for his imaginary donations.  Won’t you sign up for the Imaginary Banker App today and make him proud?

Chuds In Horror Movies

I do have to kind of chuckle with how my life has come full circle.  I learned a lot about life from books and movies, especially other people’s reactions to the same material I absorbed independently.  And I’m old enough to have rented and watched the original C.H.U.D. movie, not having to suffer through someone explaining to me that in that movie a CHUD is a Cannabilistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

And not an insufferable prick like it means in today’s lingo.

Books and movies are a sort of safe zone for self exploration.  A good writer will guide you to an intended view without spoiling it and making it too obvious.  At least not too early.  A complex villain with some nuance is far more interesting than an underground dweller that by name we know solely exists to eat human flesh.  And psychological horror has really hit its stride here in the 2020s.

In Cabin In The Woods, Drew Goddard not only has the standard horror movie characters, they are an integral part of a complex ritual to appease the Lovecraftian elder gods and return them to slumber until the next timeline the ritual needs to be performed.  You’ve got your stoned out fool, the jock, the brainy nerd, the ditzy hot girl.  And the final girl who is the pure virgin.  In old horror slasher, the tropes were pretty simple.  Establish that the jock is a self centered prick and prime the audience pump for his upcoming death.  He’s an asshole.  It’s not just OK to want him to be a victim.  It’s often a goal to get the audience hopes up that his death should be excessively gory, painful, and humiliating.

The Cabin in the Woods jock does fit in the in movie narrative of the ritual sacrifice jock.  And being Chris Hemsworth aside, you do get some character development that shows a good side.  His sole existence isn’t stuffing nerds in the school gym locker and pinching cheerleaders butts.  He reads philosophy and is willing to make sacrifices.  There’s nuance and complexity that gives you hope that is dashed when he meets his end.  The final girl along with the rest of the planet doesn’t exactly succeed.  Score another writing win for Goddard and a reason it’s no surprise that the Project Hail Mary script was so solid.

Now, an exceptionally annoying aspect of modern intent discourse is the walking on eggshells being forced down your throat.  This, like patriotism has been projected upon us by those who require the good guy and bad guy to be obvious.  I said Superman is a bad movie because the Lex Luthor chud supreme character is a badly written character.  I said it first, therefore I must be right.  And since I only talk with my friends about chuds being misunderstood I have no desire to actually think about things for myself.  And in the meantime I’m fine with thinking true patriotism is neo-nazis disrupting pride parades and drag queen book readings.  (Etc…)  What they’re really messaging - oh shit, I might be a chud.  And this movie threatens my feewings and since Fox News told me to hate it, that’s so much simpler to just ape out a movie is bad.  Often even sight unseen.

That’s far too much background for the movie of the day to discuss.  Obsession has proven to have remarkable staying power and does not have the oversimplified Character A good, character B bad plot boredom.  In Obsession a lonely young man has a crush on a girl most consider way out of his league.  Nikki has friend zoned him and he wants more.  Given the opportunity to make a wish that changes her into becoming obsessed with him he unleashes a curse.  She’s no longer just the pretty girl he was obsessed with.  She’s a chaotic force of destruction that ends up making his life miserable in a matter of about an hour of the movie’s run time.  The goods are delivered for required horror movie mayhem, but there’s a central question about the morality of the main character Bear.  Is he a good man that got carried away or is he a disgusting chud?

Both characters are obsessed with each other, hence the movie title.  One is willfully obsessed based on presumed nature and socialization.  The other is forced into it, and I’m even going to admit to use some loaded language here - what appears to be some sort of supernatural rape.  My own bias aside and having flagged which team I’m on, if you watched the movie , what message did you get?

Team Bear is a chud - glad he got what was coming to him.

Team Curse is the villain.  Making supernatural wishes never goes well and everyone’s a victim.

Team let me watch the movie again when it comes to streaming and talk to my friends and see what they think about it subjectively.  Which could end up being messy if someone gets insistent that they are 100% right.  Claiming objectivity over something that needs to be examined more closely than people may want to.

I’d like to be on Team watch it again except I already have in a way.  You can search YouTube for reaction videos.  Something like “Obsession Explained”.  I’ve already seen some commentary indicating the video author encourages you to leave a comment with what you think about the movie and why.  I find myself pretty solidly still in the Bear is a chud camp.  That’s the message I got when I first watched it.  I didn’t see anything else that changed my mind.  But I sat my ass down and actually put effort into thinking about other people’s perspectives.

And that’s probably why it’s a good movie.  You can think about it beyond a knee jerk reaction.  One answer is not necessarily right or wrong.  And if you don’t try to force your opinion on me as fact, I don’t really care what you think in regards to changing my mind.  I in turn can respect your opinion.

It’s a movie, and not a culture war life and death struggle in reality.  Conspiracy gematria narratives a decade ago absolutely were a culture war reality life and death struggle.  The screenwriters were terrible.  Everything was doom and gloom end of the world unless you pay me gibberish.  And people fell for it.  They didn’t want to be challenged.  They wanted to hear that Freemasons were ruining their lives by occult ritual because they could at least have someone lower on the social ladder to complain about.  You can’t get much lower than a fictional scapegoat to blame your problems on.  These people didn’t want a solution.  They didn’t want to listen about how housing prices and unaffordable health care were ruining lives.  They just wanted to not be the victim of the chud.  And nothing said I’m not a chud like kicking the school nerd before stuffing him in the locker and BEING the chud.  And they found their obsession.  A magical gambling solution to the financial woes.  Gambling on sports AND being an intellectual badass.  Now that Nikki has woken up from her cursed hell, she has to deal with the aftermath of the world you left behind.

Option #4 - Team shitty gematria narratives never solved anything.  

Schtormenfreude

Weather Channel After Storm reporting

Kind of an odd sort of poetic justice that severe thunderstorms helped ruin the 250th birthday of a country grappling with one of the worst world leaders in history sham his way through running that country?

I’ve put in a conscious effort over the more recent decade to not gloat about bad decisions leading to death and destruction brought on by climate change.  Even in 2026 it’s still more common to listen to people around me downplaying something as unnatural as the July 2026 severe thunderstorms and heat sweeping across the 250th birthday celebrations.  It’s really uncool to openly mock those who have believed that insane weather patterns are “not that bad” or even those clinging to the outdated “climate change is a hoax” ideas.  Especially when there’s been actual death, costly financial results, and enormous inconvenience to the about half a million people without power.

In real life, I don’t gloat.  My existence as someone with high immunity to gaslighting and not buying into confirmation bias based misinformation is punishment.  Being an asshole on the internet, that’s an entirely different story.  And I’d like to think I wouldn’t be blogging this now if it weren’t for this nugget of bullshit conspiracy nonsense I heard a couple of days ago:

There’s a bit more AI gave me about how it was meteorologists saying it was natural summer heat domes.  I dismiss that since my initial search DID bring up that it was climate change related, but a simple rephrasing allowed it to alter the results to a more friendly “this happens all the time” theme.  That immunity to gaslighting thing.  It IS hotter all the time.  It IS windier all the time.  My personal experience adds to scientific reality based on actual experts.  And if the best you have is a ridiculous and fictional weather warfare narrative that magically only affects Republicans and/or the overheated Pacific Ocean super El Niño is now “natural”?  Fuck off.

No, I’m not gloating about the death and destruction.  Or even the ruined Independence Day celebration in D.C.  That was already dead.  Nobody around my area was in a celebratory mood.  Too hot.  Too many weirdos clinging to being a cult member instead of admitting Trump is a failure.  Not enough money for proper celebrations even if the mood would have been better.  But I’ve got a personal experience and receipts to prove I was prepared for the worst.  Call it one of my greatest hits regarding my predictive capabilities.  Prediction based on critical thinking skills and certainly not a gematria decode or any insanity about anthropomorphic climate change being a hoax.

I had my tree trimmed in late June.  A little more than a week before the storms which put where I live right at ground zero for some of the worst of it.

Part of my bitterness about not feeling comfortable adopting a pet is things like the tree.  I’ve been here long enough and it’s been trimmed several times before.  It’s always real expensive, and a huge pain in the ass to get multiple bids to make sure I’m getting a competitive price.  I’ve considered having it chopped down, but maybe the tree trimmers are right.  There is a lot of shade I’d lose.  And trying to live with leaving the thermostat at higher temperatures than I previously lived with, maybe it’s for the best it stays.

The tree is perpetually overgrown.  It was overgrown when I bought the house.  It’s no fun.  I can’t take it for a walk, or teach it tricks.  All our conversations have been completely one sided.  When the flyer was slipped in my door, an advertisement for tree trimming services in our area, I thought about how I’d been putting it off for too long.  Maybe I really need to bite the bullet here and get it done.

And what elevates this to near impossible prediction status is the way I talked about the tree prior to the actual trimming.  My favorite phrase was:

“It’s an accident waiting to happen.”

This is a prime example of why my mere presence is annoying.  The OhNoMyInVeStMeNtS! crowd is busy filing insurance claims and not having their favorite breakfast nook open for business even days later.  All the many, many leaves strewn across the back yard are from other trees.  There are two modest branches in my back yard that need to be disposed of.  One of them isn’t even from my tree.

The entire crew that did the job was Hispanic.  <GASP!>

Well, we will never know how bad it could have been.  Accident waiting to happen was avoided by doing something common sense and the occasional elimination of my tendency to procrastinate.  In theory, my stupid tree could have wind grabbing on to least branches and be the tree that ruined the power lines for my entire neighborhood.  My power was out for about two minutes.

Yeah!  No ruined food in the freezer!  No struggles to sleep in a hot, stagnant oven called a home!  No emergency hotel room stay!  No angry neighbors because my tree fell on their roof!  It’s lovely when you get to take credit for things that might not ever have happened.  I should probably take up a new hobby like…conspiracy theories?

Conspiracy Gematria Is a Shitty LLM

That may seem to be an irrelevant statement these days considering the overall lack of irrelevance that conspiracy gematria has to the world at this time.  But it’s more about AI and LLMs at this point.  And although there’s a decent amount of content addressing the problems with generative AI, “good” information is available if your research techniques are up to the challenge, I thought it would be fun to <corporate speak font>circle back</corporate speak font> to the mid 2010’s gematria explosion.  You know that time, when Alex Jones style bullshit was all the rage.

If you didn’t already know, AI chatbots are not some avatar of omniscience that scours the internet and compiles the sum of all human knowledge to form the correct answer.  It’s merely a text prediction device based on what’s out there.

Wow it’s really raining hard.  You could say it’s raining cats and _____.  Where even autocomplete suggests you might be looking for the word dogs.  The Supergirl movie is _____.  Really good?  Too woke?  Mediocre?  Total trash?  That’s a lot trickier, and depending on which echo chamber, if any, you spend most of your time at may affect the outcome of the prediction.  Not because the LLM is bad, per se.  But because like a bad lawyer trying to get away with leading the witness you can subtly alter the wording of your question to trick the LLM into giving the answer you *want* to hear.  Innocent enough if you’ve already decided completely subjectively that you love or hate the Supergirl movie.  Not so fun for society at large if you think that the global problems with climate change we’re experiencing now aren’t a problem.  Or if you didn’t understand how vaccines worked back in 2020.

Tech companies, are a business.  And operating as a business requires profit and growth above and beyond everything else, apparently including oxygen and clean drinking water.  There’s an arbitrary dividing line between reputable companies with employee integrity and fascist operations that require exploitation to the maximum while the narcissist in chief rakes in millions with little addition to the operation of keeping large numbers of people content.  Naturally, far right wing messaging has the appeal to the “wealth defense industry”.  That’s a euphemism I heard recently for white collar crime.  Once someone learns the math of starting with 10 million dollars earning a safe couple percent interest versus starting with $1 at a safe couple of percent interest there’s no turning back for some.  Far right messaging wields the political power to get votes from the clueless while simultaneously making the wealthy boomer get excited about nothing else other than the performance of the stock portfolio.  A recipe for making employment for survival of the working class a tedious and eternal conflict of balancing basic necessities and pretending to care about the most boastful and arrogant narcissistic, sociopathic bosses, which makes a career more of a position in a global Ponzi scheme.

Cults, propaganda, scams.  The bastion of confirmation bias based misinformation.  Nothing says you don’t care about facts like falling for any of these traps.  Now that we’re officially in a global society where people would have money than be right, isn’t it nice to know that at least before AI started predicting what we wanted to hear that at least we got to do some really cool gematria decodes, first?

The education system dried up.  After a period of let’s pretend a degree means stability and home ownership, too many people got exposed to other peoples perspectives.  They started getting naught thoughts about equality, dignity, basic human rights, and morality.  You can’t have that in the Ponzi scheme.  But if smartphones are cheap enough and the right propaganda is targeted at the vulnerable, you don’t need an education and critical thinking.  You can have Facebook, YouTube and Twitter to supplement your Fox News.  A device with easy access to stay in line with what the cool people are saying about bad ideas regarding long term sustainability.  Maybe, just maybe, there was a chance conspiracy gematria would have stayed a simple sports gambling grift.  But I doubt it.  The stories always gave away that they were edging ever further towards the violent, racist, and misogynist content.  Social media didn’t care.  Just like Coca Cola trots out a message occasionally about caring about pollution the higher ups would occasionally do some social media damage control.  See, we banned this account!  We do care about the children!  See, they created two new accounts the next day!  We care about free speech!  See, we care about massive amounts of training data for our upcoming LLMs!  Let’s watch the conspiracy theorists outstupid each other in the goal to be an influencer level voice on the pyramid scheme!

And gematria was perfect.  Absolutely perfect for that.  As soon as a two or three digit number was mentioned you knew EXACTLY what was coming up.  113 meant lying.  56 meant Jesuits ruining the world.  227 and 314 meant Pi and therefore real math was backing up the other story and other numbers being told.  More than a full generation of people starved for actual education found a voice.  A voice that was cemented into leadership with the narcissistic attitude of “Fuck you, got mine” with the fascist, “Well, at least I’m not a woman, immigrant, nonbinary, or the wrong religion” more ordinary level of income folk.  And boy did it show that it was working on the voter suppression front.  If you dared to mention that Fauci got a raw deal trying to work through Covid while being stymied at every turn by incompetent executive power.  Nothing beats cover for incompetence and corruption like a good scapegoat.

Smart people make good scapegoats, too.  Because mocking people with tiny, statistically insignificant numbers is really not very bright the family dynamic has been…interesting for the past decade.  People that instantly recognized that “47” doesn’t make much sense without context have to deal with family members, co-workers and fellow shoppers who have been given an excuse to open up about how smart they are when the reality is they have fallen for the cultish Attaboy!^TM.   A one way street to political donations, gambling while others have the insider information you don’t, eternal justification of people hypocritically contradicting themselves openly.

Later today, in a better alternate universe, I would be at a barbecue, laughing and having a good time.  I’d come home, take my dog for a walk and watch a movie for pure escapist entertainment.  But noooooooo.  I’m the bad guy because I’d rather not have to deal with 100 degree, global recession react to the fires that have been lit raging around me.  And the gematria crowd that was on cloud nine a decade ago.  They join me in my discontent.  The consolidation at the top of the food chain abandoned them long ago.  And we can all not go to a protest on America’s 250th birthday because it’s going to be way hotter than a hoax dictates it should be.

Project Eucastrophe

So what exactly is a eucastrophe?  Well, it’s not a deus ex machina.  At least in my book.  My book has a lot of cross references of things I learned from books, movies, television and failed attempts to gaslight me.  By definition, eucastrophe is a plot device that saves the protagonist from an unhappy fate.  While deus ex machina evokes thoughts about lazy and stupid writing, eucastrophe is a rewarding and satisfying happy ending.  Since the term eucastrophe is attributed to the great Tolkien, let’s give an example for Middle Earth.

And just as things looked darkest for the ring bearer, Sauron had a pulmonary embolism and died.  The End.

I “get” grim.  And cynical.  And nihilistic.  I get them as concepts.  I emphasize with some of the thoughts and lifestyles of those that espouse them and merely talk about them.  Approve of them, no I don’t.  I do not engage in an excessive amount of time directly engaging with people about my philosophical thoughts.  My mere presence is usually enough for me to give off the vibe of what I’m all about, and for me clamming up and not engaging with assholes works just fine.  

And every once in a while, something gets added to my list of things right wing extremists don’t like.  Like they’ve been trained to hate mutts, Wikipedia, anything science related and Joe Biden.  And speaking of science, that brings up the star of today’s show.

Project Hail Mary

My gosh I adore this film.  Previously over approximately 45 years of movie theater trips, I’d only seen two movies more than once in the theater.  That record was shattered by seeing Project Hail Mary four times in five weeks.  Add on some reaction videos on YouTube and some shorts, I have all the best parts locked away in my palace of happy reference points.

A breath of fresh air amidst a sea of cynical cinema.  Perfect?  Hardly.  But while watching it, especially the first time, I simply did not care.  And now weeks later removed from the first viewing, I still reflect on a more personalized take.  I really can’t picture a die hard MAGA cult member appreciating it.  While I admit that I’ve felt more compassion for a fictional alien rock, a heart warming story involving the slightest empathy - loved by MAGA?  Toxic narcissists have a new target to replace hatred of old Jimmy Stewart movies.  Pretty much the only thing they have to latch on to is it’s an Amazon product and Jeff Bezos is and always will be a narcissistic asshole.  So there’s that for them.

There’s lots of movies from the past half year that have not been ashamed to put in at least pieces of anti rich asshole messaging.  Superman 2025, The Running Man remake, They Will Kill You, Ready or Not 2.  Unlike the in your face commentary in Superman, PHM is subtle.  What happens when desperation forces a, well, Hail Mary attempt?  Now the under-appreciated and misfit scientist is the hero.  Good thing he wasn’t antagonized along the way or he might not be so ready.  Oops.

I think of teenagers watching this and absorbing the eucastrophic message.  Probably on the smarter side, there is lots of sciency stuff.  And yes, it is a fact that as a demographic smarter people tend to be more liberal and anti Trump.  So it’s not just my right, it is now my duty to wear my custom made PHM themed shirt and bring it up as much as possible.  A timely movie displaying a massive tonal shift from the doom and gloom cynical content overwhelming us for over a decade.  It’s OK to be smart again.  It’s cool to have empathy again.

We’re allowed to be human again.

Where Are the 1776 Gematria Stories? - Part 2

 

https://democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/the-top-10-reasons-donald-trump-s-1776-billion-weaponization-slush-fund-and-super-pardon-for-his-family-and-businesses-are-unconstitutional-illegal-and-a-fraud-on-the-court

Can you imagine that my attitude towards the often reported as, “nearly 1.8 billion dollar slush fund” is one of not being a fan?  It’s not just the reasons that Raskin lists in that article.  The mere choice of the amount, that’s a gematria-style dog whistle.  A familiar number so that self styled “patriots” who are actually criminals have something to latch on to.  The 250th birthday of the United States should be cause for celebration, not mired in constant economic bad news, broken alliances cause by deserved lack of trust in the U.S., massive protests, and constant embarrassments.

And somehow, me wanting alleged adults to talk about housing prices and crypto scams and AI bubbles and out of control gambling…I’m the bad person.  There are some words that I’m trying to remember that I wonder if I’ve said here before.  Oh yeah, I remember.  Fuck You.

Life would be so much simpler for me if something like Ground News existed 10 years ago and was given serious attention.  It’s extremely frustrating to see what was going on in the world of one Alex Jones.  Make up stupid stuff, get paid for it.

1776 is actually an awesome gematria talking point.  Like I said, for fake patriots it’s a great number.  It just jumps out and grabs the attention.  Hot dogs, apple pie, 1776, big ass pick up truck you can’t afford the insurance on.  ‘Murica.

Normally 1776 is way outside the useful range of numbers for a believable gematria decode.  But it has three distinct advantages that help shave it down to manageable size and tickle the happy chemicals in the brain.  First, there’s the super convenient fact that when divided by two you get 888.  That number has some history within conspiracy gematria. Any triple digit number has a history within conspiracy gematria.  666, 111, 777, 888.  That’s positive reinforcement to the unaware.  Look at how cool this number is - three of the same digit!!!!  Second, there’s this Sumerian cipher cheat code.  It’s really just 148x6 which from a math point means that any value of 148 is instantly elevated in status to 888.  And finally, 148 absolutely is in the useful range for a short phrase.

Combine that with how Donald J. Trump just happens to equal 148, joy of joys.  Instant decode starter material.  Once you’ve established short phrases and some long words equal 148, time to start the bullshit.  Stay consistent with your theme.  Frame it is a positive, add RIGHTEOUS GOD=148/888 to Donald and DONALD J TRUMP RIGHTEOUS GOD = 1776.  It’s magic!  Or do what I did, find how CRIMINAL PAYOFF=148/888 and DONALD J. TRUMP CRIMINAL PAYOFF sure sounds like a fitting decode for the 1776 payoff that an insurrectionist would just love to be part of.  You can fart around on your own, or even use the Gematrix website for some easy 148/888s.

As with the top linked (and slanted) article above, there’s no legal or rational reason for the amount.  There’s no calculation to justify why that’s the correct amount for the fund.  It’s all vibes and emotion designed to capitalize on knee jerk confirmation bias lack of critical thinking.

However, beware the effect of Ground News and content creators savvy on fake debaters like Zach and Charlie Kirk.  The new wave of young intellectuals fighting back with logic, reason, and dealing with people that really aren’t able to do anything but dig their own grave further.  Here’s Dean Withers showing the double standard of how liberal with a gun = bad, but Kyle Rittenhouse with a gun is just fine because he’s on my team:

 https://youtu.be/04t7LZthGoc?si=QkZWCpkAFnAH44kl

Adam Mockler is another good, consistent critic that’s not afraid to take on Fox News pundits who relied on emotion above reason for years.

What’s left of the old school gematria crowd.  Well, they pretty much stick to sports and gambling.  Too afraid to take on someone who can effectively fight back and unwilling to slant to one side or the other now that there’s massive backlash to the MAGA material.  I’ve checked regularly on YouTube since the 1776 criminal payoff fund was established.  And changing the search filter to “gematria 1776” for the last month - pretty much nothing.   The projection is still heavy in the air.  The weather vanes are projecting aloofness and distance for damage control, too scared to even try to make material that might funnel views to Kalshi or Polymarket insider information scamming.  Which is an entirely different story that I might get around to some day, but probably not.

Where Are the 1776 Gematria Stories? - Part 1

Don’t panic.  The actual 1776 gematria I’m doing will be in Part 2.  Today’s lesson is starting off with the latest Nightshift (Kurzgesagt) video.

Dihya, the Sorceress

And if you prefer to read, here’s the Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahina

And you could <gasp!> do both.  Go crazy.

And we’re off to the races already with framing.  The video does spend its run time calling her Dihya.  And it does mention the totally bad ass nickname, the Sorceress, several times.  But the Wikipedia article calls her Kahina and throws in a side reference, also known as Dihya.  Pay attention to that.

Within a minute of the video we get the table set for the rest of the movie.  War, death, powerful authority figures.  All the cool stuff missing from the Dihya, Sorceress Queen spinoff of Xena we never got but fully deserved.

The next two minutes.  Uh oh.  The Roman Empire, independent tribes, Islam, Christianity..  This might be headed towards something that might upset my feewings.  I don’t want that.  But for a well educated and open minded guy, my curiosity is piqued.  I’ve never heard of this person.  And I’ve enjoyed other content from this channel.  I’ll trust it for now.  They always inspire me not just with the content of the story, but the effort they put in to the manner that they present the story.  I’ll give it a go for at least a couple more minutes.

Now the River of Sufferings.  That’s the good stuff.  I could have done without that part about the army size - 40,000 or maybe not.  Maybe just exaggerated by fake news historians.  But it’s narrated with graphic descriptions of people getting shot by arrows and armies charging in to battle.  Peter Jackson movie?  Sign me up.  I certainly don’t hate this story of this woman I’ve never heard of.

Oh no!  YouTube ads!  I got Audible and Pods storage.  Get back to the video.  I hate ads.  And right after that, whether the YouTube needs advertisers to make money ad break came just before it - the main point here.  The channel specific advertisement at the eight and a half minute mark.  Ground News.  Again.  My feed is loaded with content creators that have partnered with Ground News.  It’s an endorsement not unlike Michael Jordan promoting sneakers.  If you want to play basketball like me, you need good shoes like these.  If you want to fully appreciate history and news, here’s something you should also be considering.

The story you are hearing is absolutely affected by who told it or who is telling it now.  Actual events absolutely are clouded with spin, framing, deliberately missing context, and even outright lies.  And now Nightshift has brilliantly worked in a cartoon owl taking a short break to not just teach the story of Dihya, they are also reinforcing the dangers of consuming news and history algorithmically changed by catering to confirmation bias.

And now back in with the concluding parts of the story.  I definitely didn’t see that coming.  Just before eleven minutes, Dihya has to return to fighting her old enemy she previously drove away.  And going all scorched earth might not have been the greatest idea.  I’ve said this so many times.  We’ve seen this movie once before.  While survival or plunder might start off getting people motivated and engaged, when the shit hits the fan and people can’t eat or drink water you get a whole new level of crazy that you aren’t prepared for.

And immediately after this, the payoff of reporting.  Ground News didn’t step in with a Tardis to accurately report who did what to whom and when.  Would be conquerors spin to make the enemy look bad.  Actual mistakes are exaggerated and emphasized.  And history remembers Dihya very differently depending on who is doing the talking, what their background is, what their motivation is,

And absolutely 100% not some allegedly secret code that is only used to report on current events after the fact.

Modern day gematria used for conspiracy theories, the motivation is clear. They want to take advantage of your lack of real education.  They want to take advantage of your confirmation bias to get at your wallet.  Their stories have massively dropped in volume.  If there was any real meaning to the system, there would be tons of 1776 stories exploding on national news, whether it’s a full propaganda source or a neutral site.

Superliminal Horror

 Although there is a video game from 2019 called Superliminal, this isn’t really about that.  Swapping out the prefix sub- for super- does generate a word nobody uses in everyday conversation.  Subliminal famously creates a somewhat subliminal perception of the use of the concept itself.  For many it will evoke a sort of dirty trick in advertising.  The jury is out on whether psychologically it works or not.  Personally, I’m in the camp that it’s unlikely to have much actual effect as the up front flooding the zone tactic of beating people over the head with repetitive bad information works a helluva lot better.

The inspiration here is the recent focus on the subgenre of horror movies - liminal horror.  At its heart, a liminal horror movie involves an ordinary place that becomes horrific because although it’s overwhelming ordinary for the bulk of the visuals, there’s something not quite right.  Something feels just a little bit…off.  It doesn’t need to be explained.  The spark of imagination ignited in the viewers mind is enough.

For a spoiler alert worthy example from the newly released liminal horror movie Backrooms there is an opening table setting (figuratively speaking) sequence.  There’s a massive complex of seemingly endless rooms like a basement of a vacant office space with ordinary and explained normal “stuff” in it.  Randomly placed furniture, signs that don’t seem to have relevance.  And then there’s an explained bird.  A loud squawk and there’s a bird.  Another living creature that serves as the only companion to a person obviously in distress as they give context clues that they’re being chased by something.  Something that definitely doesn’t fit in with the overwhelming banality of the liminal space.  Why is the bird there?  What does it eat?  Is it running from this Thing also?  Regardless, there’s no need for explanation.  It just hammers home that the space itself is the terror as there’s precious little deviation in the overall boringly normalcy of the space.  Letting the viewer’s brain create the dread of the character’s problem without presenting him with a zombie or dragon or whatever as the obvious monster.

Although education in the U.S. will acknowledge the historical background of Naziism in WWII, the focus has actually been the monster in the space.  Fascist goons with machine guns blitzkrieging their way across Europe and threatening democracy everywhere.  Corporations cozying up with autocrats since bombs, bullets and petroleum dependent vehicles are necessary for full blown war and a lot more profitable for the manufacturers.  As normalcy returns, the machine gun is set aside as a rather inefficient way to spend your retirement bass fishing or knitting.  And in this arena, the liminal space is capitalism vs. communism.

Capitalism just “is”.  It’s the walls, the occasional door, the archways, the random puddles of unexplained water.  You may have been told that communism is the enemy.  It probably is the actual enemy, or rather AN actual monster among different competing monsters.  I’m not a big fan of the idea of communism.  Others are dead certain it has to be the way to go.  Regardless, what I do know is that my personal historical context is that capitalism just is.  And to fit in with the world around me, to fake it until I make it I’m subliminally forced to ignore critical thinking and some not extremely difficult to understand math.

A prime example and returning to some of the math from last week - it is quite literally impossible for “good inflation” to continually have housing prices rise while simultaneously having affordable housing for new buyers.  Not only can you pull up a calculator, make some perfectly reasonable assumptions, arrive at a disturbing and perfectly foreseeable result, the occasional housing bubble crash will bring the numbers to the forefront.  The liminal horror has been replaced by the actual horror.  And unless it’s a movie like Cabin In the Woods where the ancient ones destroy everything at the end a victory of sorts is achieved and the possible franchise comes to a conclusion.

Actual functioning government work is very boring.  It’s resource allocation decisions and sensible regulations being enforced and dull and repetitive bureaucracy.  It’s far less sexy than creating a Ponzi scheme and grabbing billions of dollars out of an exploitation machine that’s been running in the background.  Going with the flow and surviving in the middle of the liminal space.  Keeping quiet.  Being asleep while They Live.

And it’s all fun and games until the liminal horror gives way to the superliminal.  (Supercriminal?!)  Backrooms spoiler #2 - for me the end reveal fell flat.  The design choice was a cartoonish version of one of the main characters.  But leaving aside something too nitpicking, the makers had to do something for some kind of payoff.  A physical presence besides the existential dread of boredom.  A bit rushed instead of a slower reveal stretching the running time into Marvel superhero movie at least twenty minutes too long running time.

But meanwhile, back in the real world we have reached that uncomfortable superliminal horror stage.  The wealth inequality is staggering.  Fragile resource allocation systems take two big hits in 2026 with tariffs and the Strait of Hormuz shutdown.  The Epstein class took us straight from the Backrooms liminal horror into an in an your face cartoonishly bad monster wearing the face of a broken mind housed in the body of a reality TV show host turned con man extraordinaire.

Rule #1

Complex problems require complex solutions.  You absolutely are allowed to acknowledge to yourself and your like minded tribe mates that the liminal space has existed.  And despite pressure to ignore it, that it has advanced to the superliminal horror state.

Rule #2

Don’t panic until it’s time to actually panic.  Seek out those that actually seem to be actively looking to be part of the fix instead of breaking more stuff.

Rule #3

Be prepared for one of the hidden traps of superliminal horror.  Hitting your head with a hammer isn’t a good idea, even if it feels great when you stop.  Even now, rich assholes with no concern for your well being are plotting on how to capitalize on the upcoming, “anything is better than Trump” sentiment.

Part 2 - Pulling Back the Curtain On Oz

 Original Stevie Baskin Analysis of Oz

The interview I posted yesterday is a much more digestible version of the concepts involved.  A five hour long recap.  Wow.  Mr. Baskin, thou art one smart and dedicated guy.

A broad look at the themes, one point that sticks out to me is the timing of admission that what you’re providing is an illusion.  A trick done for fun.  A harmless white lie like belief in Santa Claus until a child’s brain develops enough to understand that it’s really just Mom & Dad giving you presents because they love you.

There is an ethical question about metadeception and Oz specifically.  Is it just a fun trick when the lie is continually perpetuated as a lifestyle?  Long time readers know my stance.  The same way Oz inserts himself in front of celebrities and large gatherings like Rogan - I’m special.  “This is not a trick.  I have a genuine super power that you can buy my book and learn.”  Compare that to a decade of meta-deception with gematria.  “I can predict sports results.  If you want my really good work, join my Patreon.”

And for me, Zach crossed the line by joining the Sandy Hook is a hoax crowd.  Which naturally turned in to the fake narrative of how misinformation morphed into a weakened response to the worst pandemic in modern history, Qanon insanity, and “ritual sacrifice” scapegoating among other things.

My own thoughts about being respectful to my elders long held cognitive biases have changed.  Somebody needed to try something.  And I’m pretty much the only person I know stupid enough to interact with a group of people known to through out the occasional death threat.

But anyway, back to yesterday’s original video because it’s way shorter.  I cannot emphasize enough how I can review both these videos and admire Mr. Baskin as somebody smarter than I am, and certainly way better with screen presence and public speaking.

https://youtu.be/yhvzmIDdUVY?si=FU_SLNYnIIwHDI4Q  (Reposting yesterday’s video)

0:14. The foreshadowing of the rhetorical question of who has the balls to call out the fraudster.

3:10. A great mentalist tells you he doesn’t have MAGIC powers.  But insists it’s still a form of superpower.  Just not pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

5:00. Oz, like Zach is a great performer.  It’s convincing if you don’t know what to look for.

8:30 Oz has inserted himself as the entertainment at the White House correspondents dinner that the shooting attempt occurred at.  A collection of people bound to have some thinking they’re smarter than they are.  Personal speculation and opinion - Trump’s body language and speech patterns reek of insincerity.  A target audience of people who think they can get a book to help them that doesn’t address the stage magician aspects of Oz’s performance.

9:20  Talk about cognitive biases based lifestyle and how it impacts your life when you ignore reality.

16:45 The payoff on the sleight of hand down.  Turning off a phone instead of reading body language.  And the audience of two doesn’t get suspicious when they realize the phone has turned off.

18:30 Other magicians don’t like that he’s giving away the secrets.  Not deliberately.  But just like Zach pick’s winners the day after the game, just like Zach picks both teams all the time -Oz’s media blitz has had him “go to the well” too many times.  Spoiling the trick for other performers who have audiences genuinely looking for fun regardless of any thoughts whether it’s real or not.

21:20 Preshow work.  Basically lying about the background to the on air performance.

24:45 Show business code.  Don’t give it away since we’re all professionals here.

26:20-26:50+. Outside the performance.  The preshow is admitted.  Simple (for a ‘mentalist’) math tricks and/or calculator app recall tech were used to decipher the REAL PIN.  And,

28:10 The violation of trust about the use of the real PIN instead of the fake PIN.  Not cool.  When you first comment on Zach’s videos you are setting yourself up to give out information about yourself.  Which teams you like, which particular players.  How much effort he has to produce to get you to break down and donate.

32:00 In addition to pre-show (think cold reading) there’s also post show editing tricks.  Pre-show Zach ==>. Talk up the current popular numbers which can change depending on circumstances.  Pi, Jesuit numbers, 666, 113, 47, whatever.  The audience looks for those numbers.  Post show Zach.  They flipped the script.  Double narrative.  Lying.

37:20  Oopsie.  Screw up caught on camera.

42:00 Particularly appropriate for sports gambling gematria scamming.  Barkley has been forced to pick between two options.  It’s a lot easier to guess between two options than hundreds of options.  Every football game is one out of two teams, even though the gematria might be more appropriate for an entirely different game.  Pre-show patter and the gift of gab for dual reality to mask that it’s really not so random at all.  If you think it’s easy, try keeping it up for an entirely different game football season to just make picks for the Super Bowl.

48:00 Another oopsie on camera.  Barkley actually picked the wrong one of two.  The cover up isn’t very convincing if you know what you’re looking for.  The studio audience doesn’t have a clue.

55:00 All the steps for fraud are there.  Regardless of whether it gets prosecuted or not, the smarter people will figure it out.

57:00. Oz is a “con man” for entertainment.

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This is not a great time in the history of the world to be deceptive.  Even gambling on war crimes is a thing, where insider information is more important than being right.  The political con has been exposed.  Get elected.  Get access to insider trading information, bribes, contracts that are based on wasteful government spending.  Then as the magician’s tricks are being exposed, rely on your ability to lie your way out of a jam.  All because a handful of toxic narcissists spoiled the trick for generations to come.

Part 1 - Pulling Back the Curtain On Oz

Pablo Torres Finds Out - Oz Pearlman

No notes needed, but I’m going to do it despite no notes needed.  But first let’s do a trip along the highway of confirmation bias and the belief in things that aren’t real.

It’s generally socially acceptable to start kids right away into religion.  There are good messages and long lasting values in religion.  Way down the highway there is extremism.  Go ahead and allow yourself a mental image regarding fanatics using passenger planes as bombs if you need an example.  This is a far cry from reading the bible before bedtime for comfort.  Or even doing a gematria synchronicity decode as an exercise in self spirituality.

There’s a major branch along the confirmation bias highway called Economics.  Eventually, many brains even give up entirely on the religious road and develop an identity solely based on their economic and political beliefs.  Yes, those are tied together whether we like it or not.  Regarding U.S. propaganda, there is a belief that capitalism is the one and only path to enlightenment.  The political part is reduced to a false binary option only, far too often.  Left vs. Right.  No nuance.  No context.  And by golly your belief in the wrong side means you have the audacity to ruin the welfare of others that do not share your belief.

Well, bad news sunshine.  Instead of talking through things and teaching reasonable not black or white compromises you get constant failure to address anything.  And now you feel safe not believing in Santa Claus or Jesus because now you have computers, math, and technology that makes you feel invulnerable to confirmation bias criticism.  So let’s put some shade on the sunshine and show how math destroys the foundation of capitalism.  The myth of infinite growth.

Imagine if you can or get paper and pen out and draw it.  An equilateral triangle.  Now that there are three sides we get our first shape, because two sides are still just a line or two lines intersecting with no area.  No add a side and you’ve got a square, a fancy name for an equilateral rectangle.  Add another side.  An equilateral pentagon.  Then hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc….   As the number of equilateral sides increased you get something that approaches a circle.  Congratulations, you are starting to grasp how calculus is what I call math saying “fuck you” to people who insist you can’t do math with infinity or dividing by zero.  You don’t ever reach either extreme, you just get so close.  And although you could draw a pretty respectable square or equilateral triangle, the more sides you have drawn freehand, the harder it’s going to get to draw.  Send me your best freehand drawing of an equilateral polygon with 1 billion sides.  You don’t need to hit infinite number of sides to be a problem in regards to reality.

Sane economists will acknowledge how pure capitalism with true infinite growth as just some sort of ideal.  And politically/economically your black and white choice is capitalism versus communism.  (Spice things up with some disingenuous fascism and socialism references, too.). Here in the States:  Communism = Evil/bad/destructive.  Capitalism = Patriotic/good/sexy.  Why not at least strive for being on the right side instead of settling for the compromise?  No Octagon for you, go for that perfect circle to pull up your bootstraps.

Mankind has already existed long enough for banking to debunk itself.  Our friends making AI let us know that the first prototype of a bank existed a long, long time ago.

 

So let’s pretend our ancient protobankers had one smart ass among the lot of him.  He sets himself down and one day thinks, “Ya know, I really want to be the first Rothschild.  How do I make generational wealth without actually doing something resembling real work?”

The answer is (and reality is this way now), how do I make an insane amount of income on passive income.  Just the appreciation of a modest amount of compound interest over a long time.  The following calculation does not approach the result that “infinity” would.  But it shows the thorough impracticality of someone investing the equivalent of just $1 at a modest 3% for the 4000 years since our first passive income earner let his $1 ride every year until today.

Built into finance and investment lingo are cutesy phrases like “correction” and “Bear market”.  These address the immediate concerns of anxious investors scared of losing their <cough> <cough> hard earned passive income.  But a short term politically motivated pep talk is all that’s needed.  The entire fantasy that a long term modest 3% earnings rate can create more wealth than could possibly exist.  That fantasy makes the Santa Claus story look pretty good in comparison, because grown ass adults actually believe that everyone can just pick themselves up by their own bootstraps and with minimal effort become the next Elon Musk.  With or without being a total douchebag, just the money part.

If it were that easy, we would be living the Star Trek utopian pipe dream, all loving each other.  But of course the same holds true for communism.  Actually sharing everything equally… totally impractical.  Too often capitalism versus communism gets no more than third grade insult level dialogue.  No nonagons for either of you.  It’s easier ad hominem attack when you don’t understand capitalism.  It’s supposed to work this way:  The market moves funds towards investment in useful stuff to make sure useful stuff gets down.  Checking my notes….lets see the appendices…nope…citations…nope…social media……uh nope.  Nowhere can I find that Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, Buffet, Trump, etc… hoarding cash in an insane pissing contest moves money towards useful stuff.  Go ahead and type up your angry comment about SpaceX and AI so I can tell you about the upcoming “correction”.

No, what the Epstein class has learned is that in order to avoid wars redistributing wealth, bubbles bursting and just “shit happening” over time - it doesn’t have to be infinity or even four thousand years.  You’ve got to change the $1 or the 3% rate needs to be higher to get those sweet, “I’m a thoroughly corrupt billionaire more interested in exploitation and attention than benefitting society” accolades.  Trying to get the interest rate up is pretty tough, too.  That means you pretty much need to start with more than $1 to invest.  A lot more.  You need to hoard millions before you can even start to think of investing that into billions.  The difference between a million dollars is roughly, er…one billion dollars.  So better make it in steps.  Millions turns to ten millions, tens of millions to hundreds.  Hundreds of millions to billions.  All not invested in anything useful, just sitting on a balance sheet other than the occasional deduction for doing unspeakable things that lawyers bought and paid for will take care of.

Keep that in mind as part two goes into the gullibility of the target audience for Oz Pearlman.  It’s really the same kind of gullibility from the early days of gematria.  (Gosh I miss those days). Someone pretends to have a super power which is actually just a cheat and con job.

Sand Pail Energy and Forgiveness

Meanwhile, back in real life.

This is not my first rodeo with toxic narcissism taken to its inevitable endpoint.  The only difference is scale.  A college roommate with the annoying girlfriend.  All the guys marveled at her looks and saw the personality as charming, while I solidified my burgeoning recognition of speech patterns and visual cues that something was off.  It creeped me out right away.  What I experienced was the effects of “not great” socialization combined with the heavy onset of money = intelligence = attention = power that had taken root in the education system.  I, being the only one that didn’t bow to her beauty and fake charm became the target of some really uncalled for activity.  The details are probably not as disturbing to me as they should be because I won the battle.  The prize was who would remain in the room and who would move out.  And thus my disconcerting ability to draw a line in the sand and say, “Fuck you” without actually using the words was born.

Fast forward to a job deliberately chosen to find out why society hates intelligence so much.  On paper my grades were great, straight As.  Passed a tough licensing test on the first try.  Had a resume prepared by a “professional” head hunter (one of the fakiest of fake jobs ever faked) and got just two interviews out of about 50 resumes sent out.  Just before giving up and figuring I would be Road Housed into escaping the price fixing oligopoly I lived in, I got an offer.  Deciding to play it straight up and see if I could escape with a modest salary despite the obvious indicators that meritocracy was a myth.

And within three months of getting a job became the target of another toxic narcissist, who single-handedly turned the office experience into a miniature version of the Trump administration.  Expertise, empathy, and intelligence makes you a target as “weak”.  If you’re not blinded by exploitation of capital you’re the bad guy.  I roughed it out while the unwanted attention was just focused on me.  But after the suicide of a co-worker, the rage that built inside me was directed at finding ways to say, “Fuck you” without verbalizing it.  Things like talking to everyone except the narcissist.  And the really fun one for me was talking about Scientology non stop for about a year and half as well as taking an unhealthy interest in corporate fraud and other scams.  Even going gung ho on cancer research and fundraising for charity can be a weapon for a smart person to say, “Fuck you” to a toxic narcissist.

Dog-less and needing to touch grass, lately I’ve returned to my old stand by, the movie theater.  And my long break between posts was necessary as the smart people I’d rather hang around with are openly posting about fascism (and not just in the culture war sense of a slur but actual fascism) and MAGA as a cult (again as actual cult mind control tactics and not just a knee jerk reaction outrage porn slur).  And even a more recent addition, open content about anarchy and revolution, a decent amount of which is not the, grab your guns and start shooting”, but framed as a historical societal tipping point perspective of

We’ve seen this movie before.  And it doesn’t end well.

In my neck of the woods which is not one of the high population areas, there is a marked shift in the non verbal cues.  Trump is not openly discussed by anybody. The two ends of the nuanced spectrum are the dwindling supply of previously open supporters and the growing number of discontented who have enough critical thinking skills to realize that the proverbial shit has hit the fan.  The wealthier discontents are giving off heavy damage control vibes.  Things like increased content about caring about children while they had previously helped accelerate the impossible to maintain fucked up system of resource allocation we’ve created.

And the other side there’s what I’ve just decided to call sand pail energy.  Not a full blown desperate and suicidal bucket list.  Let’s still touch some grass while we can still do some stuff while we still can.  Don’t fear going to a museum that makes you a target of being labeled as too woke.  Returning to your faith not as a mask, but as a comforting social experience embracing the wisdom in compassion and not making you Christian Nationalist death cult member.  Taking your kid (with the wrong skin color) to the chess club and having the immigrant girl from the wrong country giving him lessons.  A safe space where smart kids aren’t being forced into picking a side in a world gone mad.  And by gosh both sides love holding doors open for you.

There’s also social media content, some from people I follow on BlueSky regarding forgiveness.  Can we ever forgive the conspiracy theorists?  The Epstein class pedophiles?  The ex friend who never shuts up about how liberals continue to ruin the world to this day?  Is this person just holding a door open for me because of damage control, or because they finally learned that treating people with a little dignity is better than trying to take their stuff by force?

My perspective.  I think you’ll know.  If you’ve come this far it has become second nature.  I got rid of my “Fuck yous” and “I told you sos” and repeating the same message was just to demonstrate to others that in case you’re new, there is not just me with my advanced foresight that made me say “fuck you” to Alex Jones and Zachary Hubbard a long time ago.  I went on this path a looooooong time ago, and it’s fucking exhausting.  Like someone said when Kamala lost the election, reality is on our side.  There comes a time to let people younger and prettier than me to take over the reigns.  And that time looks like now.  The flooding the zone with real and practical information is here.  The days of flooding the zone with complete and utter nonsense have passed because damage control and being human reached the same end point.  People that want to continue to be assholes on the Internet and real life will make it obvious by the company they keep and how they treat others.  Die hard cult members simply cannot help but give away their denial of reality.

Believe it or not, I’m a different person in real life.  Attacking gematria was second nature to me.  I recognized long ago that we’ve had several generations of children starved for real education and socialization.  Standing up to the top of the food chain immediately is, by design, counterproductive.  By design, conspiracy gematria was made to deceive the teenage mind unprepared for the adult topics of how the math of infinite capitalistic growth doesn’t work.  The push to religious extremism doesn’t work on a planet filled with billions of individuals.  A chance for kids to be lead astray with marketing, a far cry from getting kids to drink Coke instead of Pepsi to get them hooked on a preferred beverage for life.  A chance for the adults in the room to recognize that it’s not just stupid…it’s the pipeline to extremism operating as designed.

It’s the old movie we’ve seen before.  All that evil needs to succeed is for good people to do nothing.  The justified anger I felt for my ex employer - somebody needed to take a stand and say there’s a line in the sand that you just crossed.  Nothing would have made me happier than for somebody else to take up the fight.  But all of my experience with the Machiavellian machinery I learned.  When I saw the way that “ordinary people” were now fair game and how far America had degenerated.  All right.  Bring it on.  I’ve seen this movie before.  Like Mulder in the trash monster episode of the X-files - bring it on.  Here’s your warning shot across the bow.  You’re going to have to do a lot better than making shit up on the Internet to convince me you’re smarter than I am.

And gosh I hate being the center of attention because of this kind of stuff.  Hi, I’m the guy who’s spent the better part of his time from 2005 saying fuck you to people.  What a role model.  Let me check my notes.  Hmmmm. Before Trump’ political run and the botched response to the global financial crisis and Sandy Hook.  Time to put on my big boy pants another time and do what I do best.  Finding creative ways to say fuck you so other people have some lead time before thrust into panic mode.

So hopefully this acts as a sort of a goodbye and a final warning.  Or two.  Do as I say and not as I’ve done.  Despite awareness that there are other boomers who still give a fuck, even those of us willing to admit how the younger generations have been given the shaft have problems.  If my mindset is any barometer, the (analogy intended) gas tank is running on fumes.  Both because the actual gas (money) is running on fumes and the car (age) is old and dying.  (No, don’t go too far with the dying reference.  It’s not like I have terminal cancer, it’s just recognition that getting old and body parts stop working is a real thing.  The breaking of alliances and trade agreements.  It’s a perfectly logical conclusion to the smarter people across the globe.  Just the larger scale far beyond my petty roommate troubles or a co-worker’s suicide.  Constantly saying “Fuck you” and teaching others to say “Fuck you” is not much of a legacy to be proud of.

So when in doubt, err on the side of the youth.  It’s all projection.  All the talk projecting fake concern over children dying in school shootings being an hoax and adrenochrome harvesting.  In the big picture, now is the time to stop pussyfooting around with the petty stuff.  Now is the time to take up the fight on the middle of the food chain.  Now is the time to concentrate on who is opening doors for damage control instead of genuine concern for human dignity.  If you feel you’ve done enough, you probably have.  Acknowledging the problem is a big part of the battle.  There’s not much a conspiracy theorist can do to change how everyone outside the U.S. hates us because we’re genuinely the bad guys in this movie.  And if you want to keep fighting.  Good for you too.  Just make sure of being consistently the kind of person willing to be true to yourself first.

The really smart people of the world are with you.  And I want to acknowledge the kind of people who have popped in to this server.  I’m proud of everyone that took and will continue to work for what’s right for others, especially kids.  This is my awards ceremony for this movie.  I don’t care if you’re a key grip, part of the catering service.  Sure the people of Minneapolis get the Oscar for a major statement on saying Fuck You.  But each and every part.  Well if you were in the movie Star Wars and you had to fuel up an X-wing.  You matter.  Unlike religious extremism and unsustainable capitalism your survival is important - you win by just existing.  The wealthier douchebags are really not happy with the way things are going.  The poorer douchebags are finding out that making money from poor people isn’t so easy anymore.  Both are already guilty ridden prisoners having a tough time justifying themselves when they look at the monster in the mirror.

As for me, I’m fine.  I get to watch the movies that will inspire the youth of the future.  The ones that sneak in or blatantly throw out the “naughty” content.  Wow was Superman 2025 the movie we needed from a Superman movie.  Hey look, Ready or Not 2 is out!  A devil cult of rich assholes?!?  What is this nonsense.  Surely there’s no hidden message there.  Running Man remake?  Someone can’t be risking death for themselves just for a spouse’s medical bills.  That’s my sand pail energy.  I don’t have the resources to make the bestest conspiracy gematria movie ever, but you can’t stop me from admiring rich assholes exploding in Ready or Not.  That shit never gets old.

I love you guys.