Sports gematria!! Sports gematria!!! Excitement in the tournament hall, we’ve got sports gematria!!! From somebody other than the usual suspects. And yes, that’s a three l balll, since ball don’t lie seems to be already spoken for with a bunch of different channels.
And, well it’s absolutely nothing new. The same old story. Just before the six minute mark, an admission that the better you are at decoding the more you’ll see opposing narratives. No shit. If you are any good, as said a billion zillion times, the real challenge would be not to find a match. It’s not really possible, and I promise you I can whip together something for both teams for every single game. Some will be better stories than others.
We can see the entire format (with a couple big exceptions) is entirely well trodden paths. The main topic is a Rangers - Blue Jays game … that’s already finished. There’s even a comment asking for detail about the losing decodes, completely with the favorite cop out word. Discernment. Yes, you suck and only get it right about half the time when you actually pick in advance because your *discernment* is out of whack. I, on the other hand have the great discernment to wait until the game is over to brag about how reporting after the fact is 100%. Of course, any proof that this was actually in advance is buried behind a pay to play Patreon subscription. And oh my gawd, Kobe gematria. Because you can’t be serious about sports decoding unless you pull in the biggest and most overused figure.
Another noteworthy point about the channel it’s renamed, having spent time outside of sports. Celebrity deaths and that kind of stuff.
The exceptions are mostly positive. He collaborates with Kodi and Rambo, two of the bigger names that started of as Zach flunkies. And Balll, like those two is kind of laid back instead of in your face angry ranting frothing at the mouth mad lunatic psychopath run on sentence kind of schtick. It’s nice to say that the anger management classes they’ve been taking have had a positive effect on the community. This could be self preservation instead of being magnanimous, as the Alex Jones settlement is rumored to be back in the cards.
You don’t want to go all mouth frothy and get recorded making death threats and stuff, even if YouTube itself doesn’t care.
Anyway, the far fewer videos that appear these days have been pretty laid back compared to 8-10 years ago. And to his credit, Balll does put out the disclaimer that he’s not actually recommending you gamble with the (useless) magic knowledge (that picks both teams). So if you’re looking for a dose of the good old days before ANGER=ENGAGEMENT took hold, yeah give it a shot. Maybe you can earn enough to give a big tip and he can become a 4 l ball.
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