AKA, Making a mockery of mockery, or "the stupid shit you people complain about."
When we last heard about Bob in Another Visit To Nymville, he had been shot to death by the hit squad leader, Numero Uno. Questioning Numero Uno who was under strict orders that split second timing was critical to the success of the operation. It's not just enough for the target to be eliminated, it has to be absolutely perfect.
Bob, not a descendant of Durp, but Gromk, had some valid points about time zones and such, and did have value to the organization. He was also responsible for refilling the coffeemaker before the Keurig machine purchase and anchorman on the rigged bowling team. So, like most gematria matters, his death was a hoax. He just got demoted. Bob, we're going to give you the most menial tasks possible as punishment to shame and mock you. But next time, we'll really put a bullet in your head for real. Unless we're busy cooking up a hurricane or earthquake somewhere.
Here's what Bob has been busy with.
"They" changed the length of my video!
By one second. That's right. I've seen this more than once. I don't know why the video length is so farshilugginer important that a second matters. I can't claim any expertise on video uploads to YouTube never having done it. But a single second sounds reasonable for transferring files and compression and whatever. You shouldn't be forcing your videos to be a particular time, but not only does it happen, but people like me find out because you brag about it. Kind of goes against the whole mystical ultra hyper powerful organization out to get me idea by showing you can change this, too. Then, it's always just the time of the video. Always this teeny inconsequential amount, without any of the actual content of the video affected, apparently. Bob was under strict anti Toy Story instructions here. It's not the journey that's important, it's the destination. Who cares if the content is the same or not, as long as we get that one second knocked off to mock you. Which segues into -
The bastards deleted my video!
At least Bob gets the satisfaction of being more useful here. The most common assumption is "you're too close to the truth, so it's being suppressed." Perfectly reasonable. A hyper powerful evil cabal that sucks ass at hiding their mockery doesn't want the world to know they suck at it. But a lot of these videos get reuploaded (mirrored) on another channel. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what the problem is. The content of the video and the comments is in violation of YouTube's stated community guidelines which you agreed to. Unfair censorship? Could be. I have to think that this issue has cropped up often enough that the Google legal team has their response ready. Bob doesn't have to worry about anything beyond the deletion of the video. Once it appears a second time, that's somebody else's problem.
For a refreshing change of pace, I'd like to see ADDED footage or an entire video. Hire Banksy, or better yet kidnap some family members and chop off a finger, mail it to a Banksy artist. "Change this video per our instructions or we send you the rest one piece at a time. And make it really cool with lots of gematria compass images spray painted on stuff and '33' all over the place. Screw this tribute and mockery bullshit! Muahahahahaahahaaaaaa!" Then prove how evil they are by killing all Banksy artists, their families and forcing Anonymous to upload that video. In addition to significantly ratcheting up the evil level for the world to see, Bob can get his spot on the bowling team back. Or at least first alternate.
Your channel has no content, but it does!/I couldn't find your channel!/I didn't get notification of your new video!
Well in all those cases, you did find it, because here you are whining about it. Bob is relegated to inconveniencing people until he gets back in good graces and reinstated to more useful things like forcing mass shooting floor numbers or creating insignificant magnitude earthquakes. The last I have experienced personally. I usually find chess videos reviewing gematria videos a week before they show up in my email. I think the "This channel has no content" refers to not having any narrative of describing what the channel has. "My name is Bob, I got interested in becoming a hit man when I saw Pulp Fiction. Here are my current favorite videos I made about getting demoted because it's unfair and really pisses me off." But, who knows. You couldn't find the channel? You don't know that the masons are suppressing these and deleting them? Where (Manilla?) and how long ago did you last look for one of these bids? Let me try and catch you up quickly on some of the more important stuff. Bob's been demoted to inconvenience duties, Pi is any number you want it to be. Wildfires happen all the time in California because of global warming, but must be global warming by man made weather control for fire rituals, all Christians are stupid (or so Hubbard says) all the celebrities that died recently are Jews, Cindy Stowell is still in the Bad Crisis Actor Witness Protection Program and the Dallas Cowboys are a lock for the Super Bowl and Eli Manning is the Chosen One. Sorry if I missed something. There's a lot more. Try not to stay away so long, next time.
The Earth is not flat!
Yep. Earth still isn't flat. Bob isn't speaking up on exactly what he has to do with it. But the recent activity dedicated to this debate is so enormous he must have some involvement. The arguments are all based on conventional science and not gematria. Science in gematria is pretty dodgy, so with a lack of understanding of some of even the most basic* mathematical principals like lines having angles or irrational numbers somebody has to get thrown to the wolves to cloud the issue. We'll probably hear from Bob after he gets promoted back again, because reinstatement includes the accompanying suckage at hiding the important things. For now, when Lucy Furcertain interviewed Bob he was only willing to reveal he likes long walks on the beach, Playstation and bowling.
Hubbard: It's stupid comments like this that make me want to quit!
Oh really? You act like you adore every opportunity to engage the enemy. A lot of these things in this post are from reviewing comments. I don't have to watch a video to get a good idea of the content, just the comments. In my Internet Poker busting days some idiot would always chat, "I have to leave." Which always meant "I'm going all in every hand and winning." Instead of availing themselves of the much simpler option of actually leaving. The negative comments are a daily occurrence on the blog. And their twisted into a positive by proclaiming the critic to be an obvious paid for troll. I get that everyone has a bad day once in awhile. I get that there's artistic license to mention quitting as a metaphor for being really Urked. But nobody takes it seriously. You aren't going anywhere; the Internet couldn't be so lucky. The odds of you quitting in the near future are somewhere between 0 and 0, and zero doesn't count. Bob's biggest reinstatement resume builder so far is the army of paid for trolls that obviously get under your skin. You do have an option other than quitting. Even ignoring the whole gematria not working thing, you could permanently put to rest the bipolar disorder persona and see if the trolling subsides. I think it will. But nobody will ever know if you don't try.
* basic assuming you admit to thinking geometry is involved in gematria.
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