Quantum Gematria

One simple comment. That's all it took, just one comment and my eyes have been opened.


What if gematria isn't just plain and simply dead wrong like I've been suggesting. What if they are on the right track, but just some key elements are wrong, because they simply are stagnating, making the same mistakes over and over again.


What if my personal experiences are all leading up to this Earth shattering discovery? It's a terrifying thought. Personal story gematria, coincidences, science, religious concepts, Australia, Mexican bologna....Gematria does try to explain the world in which we live. I'm still sticking with that they do a piss poor job. But can I answer the burning questions we all ask? Not yet. Hell, I can hardly decide easily what I want to eat for lunch.


So now, I have to delve deeply into the world of Quantum gematria. Which hopefully has the benefit of insulting science, religion and numerology all at the same time. Truly not playing favorites, here.


Fake contrition aside for the introduction, quantum gematria turns completely over to busting on gematria. This comment I refer to was something about an event being a tribute to the Grenfell apartment fire.


That's pretty curious. I've questioned what the life span of a ritual event is. The Kelvinator's video recapping solar eclipse fire rituals is still available. The Grenfell fire is one of those tributes to the solar eclipse. So doesn't that make this a solar eclipse ritual? Or is it a completely different interpretation of the same numbers? Can't you guys agree on something? You have the Gematria Forum, which is like 98% links to preexisting blog and video material. Maybe start a thread for each major ritual, act like an actual forum and discuss things so you don't step on each others toes?


The Grenfell fire preceded the August 21st eclipse and was proclaimed to be a ritual for the eclipse. But the fire itself is a major ritual. So the important date is different. But then the eclipse isn't important. I can't picture that date being abandoned in the near future. So doesn't that make the fire date wrong? Are there sub-rituals? So many questions.


The best I can figure is some unexplored form of advanced gematria physics, which I'll call Quantum Gematria.  I think religion, science and gematria should agree that the Sun, and therefore the eclipse, is more important than a building. Sorry Grenfell, you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the Sun. But you can't be excluded completely, you only get second fiddle.


Now in religion, science and gematria there does seem to be an agreement on the Sun. At one time it was not there, and then sometime later it was. Whether it was Big Bang (Young Shelldon), Attu the Wonder Turtle, or NIPTUCKS. Gematria in it's modern form only acknowledges the current position of the Sun, which spends far less time at 93 million miles away from the Earth than it does at 93 million miles away. But at one time, the distance was 0.


No Sun. No eclipse. No ritual. And the impossibility of doing gematria on 0. Things in quantum mechanics like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and Schrödinger's Cat try to explain positions of matter in complex systems. The Sun is a bunch of mostly hydrogen atoms. Matter. And it's position in gematria uses is very uncertain.




We also know something about 0 in gematria. You can ignore it. Look at the Kelvinator's original uncorrected work on Telma Boinville. It was an eclipse ritual, and the original misspelled killer's name of Kailey lead to 303, which he immediately changes to 33 by mentioning that in gematria you drop zeroes. Which isn't really true, he wanted to say, "I am dropping the zero in this case because I didn't get the number I wanted directly, but I deserve the right to keep this total as 303 in the future at some point in the future if it becomes convenient for me to proclaim it so because I'm a hypocrite." Considering the extra time to upload the video and possible issues of forcing videos to be certain lengths we can understand and forgive the abbreviated version.


Now what else is there in conventional physics? Hmmmmm...conservation of matter and energy. E=mc squared. There's a finite amount of matter and energy. Matter can be converted to energy and vice versa, but there's a limit. The number zero was in "303", but now it's gone. Nothing terribly energetic seems to have happened, so it must have gone somewhere. Where are all these 0s going?


Now you'll see why personal experience has lead me to question my gematria beliefs. What else do we know about the number 0 in gematria? It looks like the letter O. Pattern recognition in all manner counts. 9 looks like 6. 4 looks like 9 (or so it's been said.). S looks like 5. Yep, they do it all the time. Think of a word that represents a place, that only has the letter O as a vowel.
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Wollongong.


And we know from the Las Vegas New World housing market that specifically there's some uncertainty regarding basements. Was the shooter really on the 33rd floor by adding the basement? Or does the basement count as......0!


And, Planck's constant in conventional physics involves 2 Pi. How can there possibly NOT be Pi in gematria? Plank. Durp, not having an O in his name missed that PLANCK and PLANK are similar and was destroyed by a massive quantum singularity. Gromk, having an O had enough mass to counter the gravitational singularity forces and merely felt queasy for a bit. Anyway, plank=wood.


Not specific enough. More evidence based analysis. Wollongong is a hotbed of gematria ambiguity. 360 degrees is always used in gematria to mean circle. Ignoring that any four sided polygon has 360 degrees in total angles.


Oh no, we aren't done yet. What else do we know about quantum singularities? They involve space and time. How can gematria NOT reference popular culture? South Park, Simpsons. They have O's, but not exclusively. What show is there about space and time that only has O's for vowels?
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Doctor Who.


No, we still aren't done. We've already proven Jenna Coleman is the Antichrist. I have the bumper sticker to document the proof. And, since Wollongong is a hotbed of gematria ambiguity, all ambiguous things are dragged in. She's not alone. Numeronyms. Is the value of K added to the 9 or is the gematria of K9 just on the K?


Put it all together. The most mind boggling revelation in quantum gematria is that all the extra 0's are in a wooden box in a Wollongong basement being guarded by Jenna Coleman and a robot dog. Could be the Tardis.


All I need to do now is quit my $50,000 a year teaching job I have no certification for, find a model to pose for a picture as my fake girlfriend, burn down my house for the insurance money and blame it on the freemasons, delay writing my book another couple of years and devote the rest of my life to quantum gematria.


And in case I've said something wrong in any of that entire analysis, this entire post:


It's either a hoax or quantum gematria. You're (Hobson's) choice.