So Tantalizingly Close.....

Friday Dan put up a new video which lead to a comment that he felt a need to respond to. The response was as long as some of his blog posts, the main point being he doesn't like to use a lot of ciphers or make up phrases since it seems like his cronies do that too much and force the story.


Boy howdy, you got that right. So close to the truth. The real truth, not truther version of truth, which adheres strictly to the ruling of the Sherman Anti-Trutht Act.


Dan has been over in his own little corner of the gematriverse, busying himself with his personal connections and remarkable....excuse me, the Sherman Act doesn't apply to me, ....the unremarkable coincidences in his life. Blissfully unaware or at least not caring about the ongoing war with flat earthers, Google censorship and other topics that are generating far more video views than his tiny little channel.


Not being as much of an attention whore does not mean he doesn't have his credibility problems. First off, he's big on using date spans. Not gematria from a historical perspective. You don't go to the history books and find Pythagoras talking about what happened 33 days before his Mom's birthday. But let's look at his most recent blog posts specifically about use of multiple ciphers and making up phrases.


He said he likes to use just two elisions, which he claims are really just one. I assume he means simple and reverse being similar are really the same. And the reductions don't count as a logical extensions. Nope. Same word=different number=different elision. And although not overused there are a couple of Satanic and Jewish thrown in the past few days.


Making up phrases. There isn't any rule in gematria for what qualifies as a made up phrase. I think anything that mentions Freemasonry is made up. Certainly something like Synagogue of Satan, but even Freemason alone. What about names? He just did gematria on Garrison Keillor, but as his birth name of Gary Edward Keillor, not Garrison. And Lebron James. Lebron alone. James by itself. Both together. All in the same post. Surely if Garrison is Keillor's common nickname it counts as some sort of made up name. Lebron inevitably leads to numerology of King James, his nickname. Lawlessness abounds. Sherman has his work cut out for him.


I had a wonderful addition to my most recent colleen 113 video list. I put it up a couple days early because of the sausage seizure scenario. A chance to bust on the overuse of both 113 and abuse of Pi.


PI CAN'T BE EXPRESSED BY WHOLE NUMBER FRACTIONS BECAUSE IT'S IRRATIONAL = 314.


First try. Just happened to produce the number I'm looking for. Sounds good, better than a lot of awkward phrases on the colleen video and certainly better than the insanity on gematrix.org. But if I was close, PhraseShopping. Cannot instead of can't, it is instead of is, by instead of "as a".


I don't mind if they deny all my variations, as long as they play by the same rules. Which has no chance of happening.


Dan gave us the story of his cousins and instead of just Amber and Justin they are written into the gematria textbooks as Cousin Amber, Cousin Justin AND Cousins Amber and Justin =316.


So close. So tantalizingly close. He finishes saying maybe this means nothing since it could be worded definitely. Yeah, like a shit load of different ways. COUSINS. I assume they have last names. Probably middle names and also a middle initial. The town name, throw in the State at the end. Everything you do can be worded differently. It's just a question of degree. So close.


My approach to somebody obsessed with personal connections like this would be completely different from the Hubbards and Kelvinators. Give me access to an online calculator and a couple of hours in your house and I can find every single two digit and three digit numbers less than 150. Without egregious PhraseShopping and the 16 elisions currently offered. It's easy. Start with colors and food. Add on household features everyone has. Kitchen, dust, soap, clothes. Throw in things that not everyone has. Dog, pool, pinball machine. There. I just tied your life into everyone else. Because it's just a number and nothing else.