Oh it’s just weird they said. It’s just some harmless fun. Until you get the story of Ron Vara. Even more crazy than a made up gematria story, because it’s true. And it sounds in part like a bullshit conspiracy terminally online gematria edgelord wannabe and or grifter made it up.
Now Pete Navarro has got quite a grip on a record you normally wouldn’t want. But in this administration, the crazier and more incompetent you are, the further you go while ordinary people watch their retirement savings disappear. You see, Pete actually spent a bit of time, four months, in a federal prison. So of course instead of the sanity of that instantly disqualifying him as a trade advisor, instead that elevates him to MAGA godhood.
So how did that happen? Well Pete’s written himself some books. It looks like he got tired of being a real economist after one year in the wild and he started to get weird. And eventually, having a deep seated hatred of China, he wrote some books that eventually caught the eye of Jared Kushner. Then it moved along (up, down, it’s awfully hard to tell at this point) the food chain and Trump got wind of it. Hating China and Tariffs, a golden combo there.
But Pete was lonely, because his actual economic knowledge was not so good. And the only attention he got himself was emailing praise from a fake persona by the name of Ron Vara. (We don’t have word if there’s also a fake wife or girlfriend, but give it some more time.). Now maybe I’ve been putting too much time typing into gematria calculators, or too much Wordle, or maybe I’m just really smart. But it took me about two seconds to figure out that RON VARA is an anagram for NAVARRO. That’s right, what will soon be the ex strongest economy in the world was brought down by crazy economics from a convicted criminal that couldn’t even find a more convincing fake name than an anagram of his own last name.
Kind of makes you wonder why someone would pay money to gamble on sports when all they do is play around with numbers and words and complain a lot. It doesn’t? Well it should. You’re spreading the misinformation and disinformation that stokes the flames of a Ron Vara actual story coming to be. In addition to your own gambling losses.
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