Elle Cordova - The Ballad of Ballot

 Ballad of the Ballot

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 When people would rather have money than be right:

“They”

Who are “they” who are in possession of “their favorite numbers” is a great question.  Because based on the wording you can guess it’s the people who write scripts that are read on news broadcasts.  But you can never count on the psychology of people dead set on their confirmation bias to cooperate with your ideas.

Seven different two digit numbers.  All right in the comfort zone of mathematically turning up a shit load of times for single words or short phrases, even when limited to using the four most popular ciphers on the calculator.  Seven extremely common two digit numbers that if you had the time or a magic calculator that produced gematriot for everything you encountered and fed it into your brain you would quite literally see an insane number of times every day.  Inescapable, evil numbers.  Relentless, gangstalking, politically motivated and grifting numbers.

Of course it’s always 33 for Jeff.  If you go looking for a two digit number you can’t help but find it.  You could train your brain to look for different two digit numbers, but the crowd you hang out with is looking for 33, so that’s what gets you the coveted Attaboy!^TM from your cult leader of choice.  I’ve had the misfortune of being around this too long and I know instantly that 33 means Freemason.  In an alternate reality that has a different name for the organization and a magical number of levels to master different than 33, gematria clowns would use that number instead.

And the same applies to the other six numbers.  The conditioning for 42 is racism talk.  56 means Jesuits.  And so on.  This is why gematria concepts are one of stochastic terrorism’s best friends.  The “They” is not the news script writers per se, it’s the evil organization behind the scenes that they are part of that are the evil empire that Jeffrey the sooth tweaker is uncovering with his magic gematria decoder ring.  Even with just his seven two digit numbers he’s really able to point a finger at everyone and everything in the whole NWO/Illuminati/Freemason/Jesuit evil empire complex.  I’m not one to judge until I find out where Jeffrey stands on 46=LOW FAT BUTTER, but I’d bet a lot of money that if I had a few key details about Jeff, if that’s even his real name, that I’d find out a 33, 47, 42, 58, 59, 56, 74 or a million in his background.  Then, I wouldn’t judge him by the color that number paints on him, but by the content of his character and being gullible enough to believe that gematria adds value to an adult conversation.

In theory, I could very easily make an entire cult out of low fat butter.  Not so much by the low fat butter content, but by random association with negativity surrounding what people are making a big deal about.  And sometimes, actually daily, people complain about some remarkably stupid shit that distracts them from the deeper issues that are more meaningful.  This is what the modern GOP has mastered.  Although baseless conspiracy exists for all politics (grifters aren’t too picky) there’s already a lot of work on the books for the color of people’s skin, religion, and libtards that isn’t just going to be thrown out the window.  And certainly that list of seven tiny numbers isn’t going away.

Know Your Grifter Tactics - The Government Agent Narrative

Lots of gematria clowns will throw in some overused, “YouTube is censoring me” type narration.  My video is stuck on 200 views for a week!  They stopped my livestream!  Even going to the extent of purposefully turning off the sound and claiming social media is responsible.  It’s easy to manufacture that last one.  It’s cheap.  It’s time effective if you do it on a livestream, your followers will notify you of no sound.  Oh Tina!  There’s no sound!! (They are after all super secret agents who are the best at not coming to a consensus on if it’s an alien, reptile shapeshifter, clone, demon, hologram, or low fat butter demon.). Then after a minute or so you drop the stream, start a new one and complain about it.  Or really go all in and claim you had to restart the stream multiple times.  It’s amazing how the follow up with the exact same content that was “censored” in the first place has a 100% success rate in a follow up.  And on Twixter it looks something like this:

Unbelievable!  I deleted my Tweet and these suckers believe I’m a bad ass that’s being persecuted!!  Or even never put up a Tweet in the first place.  I included the famous Covid era 56 list that’s above that since they milked the “I’m being persecuted for talking about Ivermectin so my account was deleted” story to death.

But you know what’s more scary than social media persecution?  Government persecution.  Because a functioning democracy works better when your government is not messing around doing things government shouldn’t be doing.

https://www.britannica.com/event/Bay-of-Pigs-invasion

It’s not my job or desire to pass any moral judgment on whether it’s justified to stop the spread of communism or it’s a clear sign of government failure in treating its citizens.  I am 100% certain that someone at that time doing gematria that finds a two or three digit number showing that Adlai Stevenson is the Antichrist is not the bastion of journalistic integrity to be weighing in.

And when you don’t want to point the finger directly at your social media site of choice, there’s always government agents.  They have infiltrated the  (fake) journalists on social media to disguise their nefarious activities.

Which means it’s time again to reinforce the old truism about the self contradictory nature of gematria and numerology.

Based on gematria alone, every single person living now, who ever lived in the past, and who will be alive in the future can be deemed evil by gematria.

As far as grand conspiracies go that are logistically impossible to occur, sabotaging gematria itself is right up there with the nuttiest, weirdest and most useless gibberish you can post on social media.  The numbers and letters are kind of fixed and know qualities.  What you make of them is what’s open for discussion.  And we can be about 100% certain that gematria sports grifters and paid propaganda spreaders are not the bastion of journalistic integrity to be weighing in on what’s going on.  And we also doubt that someone gullible enough to believe in gematria decoding as facts is worthy of government funded sabotage.

The Bureau of Gematria Standards

 

You know what would really fix this world right up?  A little bit of standards.  And as soon as this election is decided we need to start a new cabinet position and appoint the first head of the Bureau of Gematria Standards.

Crystal here doesn’t get the nod.  Crystal Octaball sounds like a Magic 8 ball reference.  And those things are notoriously vague and don’t really answer the questions.  As opposed to gematria which is notoriously vague and never really answers any questions.  Of course, there’s also horoscopes which are notoriously vague and never really answer any questions.  The pattern here?  Shooting for 60% success rate is against the rules.  There are two and only two distinct success rates for gematria.  And to be head of the BGS you’ve got to be promoting one or the other.

First of all, there’s the 50% crowd.  That’s the traditional and more popular crowd because sports is more important than a tolerable temperature to work outside or children’s mental health.  Just slap together the best sounding narrative you’ve got and actually make a pick and suffer the shame of really only being right about half the time.  It’s not spectacular and doesn’t really get any glory.  But you as a newbie haven’t learned how to cheat yet.  You can work your way up the ladder, try to get a position as a staffer with the reputation of getting through life as a battler with the school of hard knocks.  But you really don’t get anywhere politically without cheating.  That’s where the big backs are.

So you’re much better off being part of the 0% crowd.  That’s right, 0% and not 100%.

Sure it’s marketed as 100% or damn close, but in reality being wrong on everything is very intellectually liberating.  In gematria, if you’re focused on looking for a single value as soon as you find it the value in the other ciphers that you didn’t use is bound to be a different number.  Bingo, wrong again.  And the people love themselves the personalities that are wrong about everything on purpose.  Alex Jones - wrong about everything.  See how easy and lucrative it is?  What’s this 60% success rate nonsense?  That’s almost respectable.

For the head of the BSG you need the other qualities in the top influencers and pundits that enjoy being wrong about everything.

- Project that you are being persecuted while you are actually doing the harassment.

- Project that you are being cheated while you are the one doing the cheating.  You can even spend months or years in advance of an election talking about being cheated before the election so you can start an (another) insurrection!  Isn’t that fun?

- Stochastic terrorism.  Keep them guessing by never being able to anticipate the target.  42 could mean the N word, rednecks, Jesuits or butterflies.  I’ve never met a butterfly that I liked enough to want to party with it.  Kill ‘em all.

- Guns.   Because everything is better with guns, not that it seems logical for the Bureau.  But that’s a core gematria value, being illogical is more important for being wrong all the time than any well thought out arguments.

- Identification of what you hate.  Brown people, immigrants, gay people, smart people, atheists, low fat butter, Asians, puppies, Bud Light, sudoku, and gosh the list is too damn long already.  It can be shortened to listing one thing - you hate everyone that’s not you.

- Identification of what you hate stripped away from the projection.  You hate yourself.  You’re so insecure in your own need for attention and lack of humanity that you’re lashing out at anything and everything instead of treating your fellow people with decency and respect.  If you need gematria to prop up you’re own fragile lack of self respect you are a perfect candidate for head of the BGS.

Google Fined By Russia and Gematria

 

People would rather have money than be right about things.  And I’m pretty sure there are lots of gematria newbies that are going to go through at least a decade of admiring Russia for its wealth because both Google and a multi decillion dollar lawsuit number are really, really big numbers.

Living in a very red part of a swing state I’ve seen the death grip that pseudo economics has on employment.  I’ve seen how it drives a relentless push for mediocrity in financial sector jobs.  Because people that are too smart have bullshit detectors off the charts and don’t fit in with the wear a suit and tie, play golf, and be a good white make Christian nationalist vision while committing fraud on a massive scale.  The names of Trump and Musk are revered for their wealth alone, not because of the manner it was acquired.  A carrot that is dangled that keeps new fresh out of college recruits who absorbed more student loan debt than they can handle thinking I too can become rich and famous if I just keep on the hamster wheel.

Well good luck dealing with your inevitable employee morale issues.  Because as they consume their Fox News originated propaganda, there’s gematria style thinking dragging down the quality of even the somewhat ridiculous to the insanely ridiculous.  If you want to keep your nice job and pay off a tiny portion of your student loan debt, it’s not “cool” to call out your news sources for the really stupid and dangerous shit they say.  Better toe the party line and talk the trash talk, even if it’s from the same crowd that thinks there’s a gematria connection between zero and the letter o since they look the same.  Not necessarily every day, but I can’t go two weeks without somebody saying a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!” or “Bleeding heart liberals” while not giving out any specifics about actual evidence for your hatred.  Curiously, the better off financially of these people are the types that decades ago thought it was a good idea to buy real estate in Florida.  How’s that working for you now?

Because the same confirmation bias that applies to the gematria decodes and which religion is the good one or what skin colors are wrong (oh yeah, they do focus more on what’s wrong than what is right) applies to multiple generations of socialization.  Multiple generations of being Republican for the sake of being Republican more than being an American have been driven home.  You’re not a true Republican unless the first words out of your mouth are not some dig against liberal policies.  Gematria as conspiracy theory light gives them more back up for their chatter.  Those grifters help spread disinformation, some of which is paid for by Russian propaganda, that gives the non intellectual social media machinery a boost in confidence.  And now that Russia is just a couple of hours away from collecting more wealth than the entire global GDP, maybe it’s time to start talking up how great they are.

The pseudo economics is driven by one fatal flaw that is buried within.  The economics are designed to maximize wealth TODAY and hoard it.  And it only works with unlimited resources and no waste products to deal with.  Then when the lack of long term thinking hits and the debt is still there, there’s no recourse but to complain about every monetary issue.  Don’t tax ME.  But those other guys…yeah I’m cool with that.  Pay my insurance claim.  Those hurricane victims…yeah, fuck them.  The unsustainable lack of infinite resources for paying climate change related inflation in the upcoming generations, that’s going to make these people a lot of fun to deal with.  And we already know what they’ll say about it.  A gematria decode of the word INFLATION and a hearty, “Thanks Obama!”