Gematrix.org - I Call BS

I often use this site. I do have a spreadsheet, but it's labor intensive since it's not fully compatible with my phone.


A feature at the bottom shows the latest words calculated. I've never seen anything I calculated showing. Even if i exit the site and go right back in and repeat the calculation exit again, go back recalc, repeat again and again. Not there. And the list if words constantly updates without repetition if any of the phrases. It's like the site is so hugely popular that everybody is using it and your phrase is always bumped off the list. Doesn't matter what time of the day. I've tried( my time zone) 8am, 12 midnight, 3am, all sorts of times. I do expect to see repeats eventually because it seems like instead if actual usage it's just loaded in from a database.


When you calculate a new phrase it let's you see a list if other things with the same Gematria values. Useful for me when you want to bust on ignoring that "true" and "bogus" are the same. In theory you could force a phrase into the top list by repeating the search over and over. Normal people wouldn't do that. But I am far from normal.


I understand that you would not want your database polluted with slanderous things like "Billy Frotzenberger has unprotected sex with underage sheep". But why not allow something innocuous like "My bike is red with bright purple streamers on the handlebars."? If you use the link on the top searches it dies update.


Just another bogus site set up to dupe people into thinking Gematria us more popular and cooler than it really is.

Overdue You Post A Few Rules

My last post I suggested that 133=313 was a stretch. On the next post in Nad's blog he mentions that Hawthorne Ca. Is close to Los Angeles. I checked and it's 16 miles. I'll give you that they are close. How about clearly delineating how many miles is close enough for your Gematria comparisons to avoid any confusion. 20 miles? 50? What? 133=313. How about 113=313? They both have just ones and threes.


And the last post has numerous unsupported space related numbers. Like Space Jam =32,23. SpaceX not totaling to what simple gematria shows. If I'm supposed to guess I choose to guess simple. Let me know the rule now.

The Satanic Atheists - Gematria Takes A Stab At Theology

I suppose that after delving into the realms of mathematics and sports predictions, and failing miserably at both, it was inevitable that Nad would find another outlet to expose his monumental ignorance. Theology.


This translation of his post is somewhat a conjecture on my part. I have experienced his special flavor of not understanding things to get self assurance at the point of his logic trail, being a typical erroneous fucktard conclusion.


If you type in his cat's name into your Satanic Gematria calculator you get 313. Now you need something to coo in awe at that's Satanic. 666 - ok, I can buy into that. It's the third thing that comes to my mind after sauerkraut and Miley Cyrus. But how to turn this number into The target number of 313? 666 is a number. Ummm......spell it out to Six Hundred And Sixty Six? Oh criminy no, that would be just plain fucking stupid. Gematria doesn't work that way. You don't stop at plain. You need to get colossally mind numbingly stupid. That's the way Gematria works! Spell it out Six Hundred Three Score And Six and bingo! There's your 133 result. Wait? Didn't you say the target is 313? Yes, Gematria for morons stops at colossally mind numbing stupid. In this new age you gave to get really out of touch with reality and point out irs obvious that 133 is equal to 313.


 Never you mind that this 133 was not in Satanic Gematria. Just be happy he did the math right on counting a score as twenty years.


So now you have this beautiful example of these Gematria cheese whizzes showing these godless heathens worshipping Satan. Forgetting....no...not being smart enough to know that atheists don't believe in Satan, Buddha,The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jenna Coleman or any theistic being.

Forced Perspective - The Gematria Documentary (?)

Oh joy! What a fortuitous discovery. There is a documentary called Forced Perspective which helps reinforce the flaws in these gematricretin's thinking process. Being in tune to (false) evidence to support your predetermined conclusion and ignoring the contradictory evidence. Confirmation bias.


I never would gave bothered watching this. But it jumped out at me. Some artist's life in drawing and music. The simple reason I paid any attention to it-the credit's Comcast list includes the producer's name, Martin GERAMITA. And geez that title is just perfect to describe the mindset of these bozos. Your perspective has been forced.


As soon as Nad or Chucky would have seen Geramita they would rush to the computer, boot up the spreadsheet and start typing everything that shows up randomly in the movie. T-shirt says Record Emporium. Type that in. Album cover mentions , probably not the Japanese flying lizard, but lets check out every two and three digit number about Godzilla. Hey, he just said Pearl Jam and Nirvana! Now I can find small numbers about every title. Smells like teen bullshit...er...spirit.


And what do you do when you don't find a number you like? Get creative. My cousin's name is Martin, his birthday is 37 days before the key grip's wedding anniversary which in reverse satanic Gematria t reduction is 616 which I close enough to 166...Holy Shit, Uncle Barney! I think he mentioned Pearl Jam once while eating toast with grape jelly!


I haven't heard a prep about my comment Gematria is bogus=166. Time to take that to the next level. Gematria is true=166. Yep. Bogus and true both equal 43. Talk about contradictory results. That's what you  get when the basis for your presentation is inherently flawed. I don't care if you acknowledge the 'true' statement and ignore the 'bogus' statement. The mere documentation of the flaw here suits me just fine.


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By the way....Oblate=55.

Apparently.....

Tornados are a circle...not three dimensional and not shaped like a column, much less a funnel.


What are they teaching these kids in school these days?

Gematria, Sacred Geometry!?!?

These gematridunces reference a video on how to do the basics of gematria. It's often quoted to critics in a manner that suggests that if you watch it this will explain it all. Then you will understand why I am right and you are wrong. Yeah, and monkeys fly out my butt.


In the title it's called Sacred Geometry. There are two words that you don't expect to see used together, so it must be cool, right? If you are going for a comedic angle you might title your movie Cuddly Lampreys or Demonic Cute Kittens. Hell, I'd pay to see that double feature. But let's just focus on dictionary definitions for now. Sacred, deserving of worship. Geometry, numbers and shit. Numbers worthy of worship.


Ok, not too bad so far. You got my attention. I love numbers more than anything except breakfast, Jenna Coleman and my dog. Not too big on the worshipping thing, but I'll give it a go.


Now let's pretend I watched the video and I don't have a brain. I'm hooked and I see that there's all these magical connections between things like ...oh, Girl Scouts and avocados. The video showed me how I can do it and I am getting similar results. Must be something to it.


But in reality the video doesn't explain anywhere near enough. And I do have a brain.


Geometry? You dare call this geometry? You can't even get Pi right. 22/7. Pfftt..hogwash. Yeah sure its a basic video. But its like a credit card with hidden fees. Doesn't explain when you he to break the basic rules. Wolverines close enough to wolves. "Lately things seem to be a day off.". The day Pope Iggy was buried instead of the day he died. When Seventy Five isn't 75 because you need to spell it out and gematify the words. And count it as Seenty Fie because you need to use the "V" reduction.


And so on.....


Sacred? If I'm into blind faith and need to be a mindless sheep and just do what I'm told I can follow your completely unstructured rule changes. But that ain't gonna happen until monkeys fly out my butt.

Doomsday Preparation And The Shill Game

I was a bad boy yesterday. I posted a comment on Nad's Mindless Freaks blog. Things did not go as planned, but whatever. It's long overdue that my numerology friends get introduced to a stronger dosage of my special brand of medicine. So I am preparing for Doomsday and the inevitable (?) counterattack.


I went right for the throat; no dilly dallying here. His most recent post restating how the number 166 is so special to him currently has my comment. In simple gematria, GEMATRIA IS BOGUS =166. Nothing else.


It's hard for me to guess how long it will take to get a response. First try? After multiple messages? Never? Will my comments get moderated and deleted? Time will tell.


The first step of this project is complete. The typical negative comments are just isolated. Nad posts bullshit. Commenter mentions it's bullshit. Nad calls him a troll and/or a shill. Nad uses it as an excuse to post more bullshit. Commenter gives up and goes away. I am going to be much more difficult to brush aside. I've been at this for three months now. I've logged all the tricks, false assumptions, misrepresented facts and general insanity. It's really me that makes these comments. Not some made up account to try and fake who I am. No hidden agenda. My agenda- Shut the fuck up or get mocked like you deserve.


Don't just take my word for it. Even your precious South Park is on to you. I have to guess that their episode about numerology either went completely over your head or you don't talk about it because it hit too close to home. I'll splain(still a real word) it if it's the former. They are mocking you. Somebody did a number two in the urinal that you are supposed to only use for number ones. The writers did a masterful job of turning this into how Cartman insinuates that Kyle and all Jews are responsible for 9/11. Cartman's speech in class is amazing. That's exactly the way you pinheads talk about this.


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No, I'm Not Trying To Discredit You

I've been discovered and I'm soooooo scared. Dan claims that I'm trying to discredit him, which is not true for two reasons. It's not possible to discredit something that has no credibility in the first place. Also, why would I? You're doing a remarkable job of displaying lack if credibility by yourself.


Now this post is going up simultaneously with a podcast so I need to explain something. The acronym DING! - Dan is number generating, will be written at the same time listeners will hear a bell go DING! There will be a pause for Dan to generate numbers since he historically thinks critical comments are a signal to look for more meaning in meaningless numbers. For starters, and in order to test the sound system I want to say that the acronym DING! is what my busy team of acronym creators came up with unintentionally. This is a JAHCOFF. Just A Happy Coincidence Of Fortuitous Fate.


DING! Dan working on "onomatopoeia"


Ok, that tested out fine.


My plan unfolded like this.


1). Post regularly for a lengthy period demonstrating the reality of the innumerable ways to generate different numbers on the same topic, factual errors and what not.


2). Find a specific number he focused on. Got it. 166. Point out something unflattering in his blog.


3). Let things percolate and see if I get a reaction.




DING! Percolate, Mr. Coffee, Joe DiMaggio


And what a surprise. DING! Sarcasm. The first reaction was immediately to turn my name into 166. For him, this is a clue he's onto something. All it actually does is prove you can boil down anything into any two or three digit number you want. The fact that my name in reverse is 166 is JAHCOFF.


I did a bit of homework in how "magical and personal" 166 is. I have more, but temporal DING! limitations limit me to just three. These phrases all equal 166 in just simple Gematria. No reverse, reduced, letter reduction or other bs.


Toy Train Set
Iced Tea With Lemon
Pink Milk Carton


The first two share the characteristic of commonality. Lots of kiddies (and adults) have toy trains. Iced tea with lemon....start a sentence "iced tea with <blank > and most people will fill in the blank with lemon. On purpose, pink milk carton is a bit of a stretch, but not unheard of. Dairies code the grade of milk by color for consumer convenience. It's either deceitful or ingenuous DING! to think that these only apply to one person.


Now there's lots more stuff that makes absolutely no sense. I'll fill in a real example with an update later. But something like Flaming Monkey Snot' might be equal to 166 in just simple gemetria. Use all the tricks and you can turn a crapload of things into 166.


Communication doesn't work by taking a big thing and shortening it into a small thing. There's a reason we identify it as "toy train set". Think of the confusion at Christmas time when Dad asks you to help set up the toy train set under the tree. Billy wonders why he should put low-fat milk under the tree. Mom shows up with iced tea and wonders why everyone doesn't want hot chocolate instead. DING! (milk chocolate).


To address a specific criticism of this blog. Dan, in all these posts, latched on to my comment about 513, although "I've said lots of things that aren't true.". Within a couple of days of my original message I posted correction explaining I misunderstood. If I hadn't posted my correction I wonder if he would have even noticed the error. In the meantime he provides no explanation on the main point of my comment. Gematria Is Bogus=166. There's no good counter argument here. Gematria is bogus does equal 166. Gematria is True also equals 166. How can you trust a system that allows completely contradictory things to be the same?


This problem won't ever go away.  Your stuck with promoting a flawed basic framework. Not you personally. Not everything is all about you, believe it or not. I'm attacking the entire system, because even if there actually have been two snowflakes that were exactly the same I refuse to believe ALL snowflakes are the same. DING! (snow, analogy, hot chocolate again).


Go ahead and have your fun making your silly numbers up if it's only your monumental DING! (Washington Monument) waste of time. But like my favorite quote about global warming DING! (Al Gore, climate change, greenhouse gas, polar bears, snow, hot chocolate again):


Your entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts. I'm entitled to demonstrate the flaws. Try and prove me wrong.

Game Over - I Win On Gematria Confirmation Bias

I'll call him by his real name for this one time.


Dan Behrendt, author of The Mindless Freaks blog has gone on record that the number 166 is "special" to him. Gematria is speaking to him, like the voice if some god. Guiding his life and it keeps showing up in all these ways over and over again.


No number tricks here. No claiming Wolverines howl at the moon. No counting a number as a different number because it's"close enough". Just Gematria in its purest form a=1, b=2, c=3...z=26. Add the number values for the letters together.


GEMATRIA IS BOGUS=166


I highly doubt he'll ever admit to that in regards to his personal life.

A Gemateia Homework Assignment For Nad And Chucky

You claim that you're surprised by critics. You claim to find these interconnections. Here are two simple exercises that PROVE how flawed you system is.


1). The Fallacy Of Multiple Numbering Systems.
Pick any topic. Doesn't matter if it's a news story. Something personal from your life like dear Old Uncle Barney it even something seemingly meaningless and random- like monkey snot, rubber chickens, edible underwear. Pick anything.


Now sit down with your favorite gematria calculator and type in words related to the topic and log the results of the words in EVERY numbering system you've used in your blog and videos. Don't forget synonyms and near misses. Snot is also called boogers, chimps for monkeys, hens for chickens, etc... Don't be lazy now. EVERY numbering system. Simple, Jewish, Masonic, Satanic, Francis Bacon, all the various letter reductions, reversed forms of all these, EVERY system. Take a break, and then repeat with any other random event. Now there us surely a ton of matches.


Why this works- you have absolutely no consistency in what system you use to pick your comparatives with. You mix and match systems on the same topic ALL THE TIME. Since everything can be tied into everything else it's pointless to try to isolate any two topics versus each other. And since there are so many numbering systems and synonyms I betcha you'll get bored long before documenting all the data. But hey, the ball is in your court. Prove me wrong- find two topics you think I can't use your bogus methods on to find a march and I can do it. It's that easy.


2). Puck any two or three digit number. Mark down all the other two I three digit numbers it's NOT EQUAL to. Remember to transpose digits, drop digits (118=18), write the word out (seventy five for 75) and again, don't forget that you need to use all the different numbering systems, remember where the numbers fall in regards to lists like prime numbers and stuff. Betcha you get a ton of different numbers out if an original starter number.

Shaquille O'Neal Psychologist, Head Shaver & Point Shaver

So Shaq has also questioned the validity of the shape of the Earth as presented in countless mathematical and scientific documents. What Nad explains to us that this is reverse psychology, getting us to think about. And since that word reverse pops up that means...reverse gematria!


Flat Earth vs. Round  Earth. Round means circles. Circles mean Pi. Reverse gematria means reverse Pi. Which means 318 because 7/22 = .318. Which means March 18th.


To supplement his Icy Hot product endorsement deal Shaq is now turning to reverse psychology to get us thinking about
reverse gematria. He must have bought stock in some numerology company. Or maybe just trying to explain that the basketball is flat and that's why he can't hit a fucking free throw. Hey Coach! The ball only has two dimensions and not enough decimal places! It's not my fault! Pump the damn thing up!


No, 722 is nit reverse Pi. 7/22 is .3181818 or round it to .3182. The inverse of Pi is .3183. It breakdown at the very next decimal place. I see why Shaq would have some interest in this. Shaving digits to turn a larger number into a more manageable number is an old gematria trick. Shaw likes to shave his head. And maybe the missed free throws were point shaving to make big bucks on throwing games or at least messing with the point spread.


Now I have a question for you if you insist on repeating tho Pi bullshit. Why don't you ever mention the old TV series '227' in any of your gematria? I think I know why. Because you don't watch it because you're a racist douchebag.

Nad Needs To Research Chess

I think he probably won't go through with it, but my fingers, toes, eyes, a couple of teeth and a short section of my ileum are crossed hoping he does.


The death of Chuck Berry has jogged his memories on an old post that predates this blog in regards to Chess Records and the death of Sean Rooks. In short order, with two posts he has demonstrated little understanding of the game.


 To begin with he misspells Bobby Fischer as Bobby Fisher. He is in the habit of using Wikipedia for source material and likely would get it right by the time any gematria appears. Yet, this emphasizes a language problem in gematria. Is it Ljubovic, Ljubovitch, Lubovic or something else depending on the source language? Of course the answer is either depending on which works to suit his needs. Even in the Berry story he uses the full name with Sr. at the end, not Senior spelled out.


The silly claim that the king is the worst piece is thrown in. The truth is that from a stance of strength it is impossible to rate the pieces from best to worst on anything but a case by case basis. At the start of the game surely the queen is strongest. If you don't have a king then you don't have a game since checkmating the opposing king is the goal. Worst piece? It's invaluable.


Chess would be perfect for me to infiltrate and post meaningful comments until I start to get crazy. There's a huge amount of source material. All the dates, places and names. Just a couple of weeks ago current world champ Magnus Carlsen was a guest voice on the Simpsons.


And I'm over qualified to talk about real chess having already achieved an expert ranking, State Correspondence champion and winning a game against an International Master.


The wheels are spinning here. I like this plan so far. Start normal. Switch to slightly silly. Eventually ala Homer in that Simpsons' episode misname pieces like insisting that it's a horsey instead of a knight. Use Mikhail Tal every time for the word Tall. Stubbornly stick to how pawn and prawn are close enough. Hey, it's the R elimination method. Silverfish are close enough to prawns. The son of famous beer maker is an ale kin for Alekhine. Wow. I'm going to town on this one.

Girl Scouts Poised To Crown Gonzaga National Championships

So as I get up the cable is showing Hachi: A Dog's Tale. I figured this must mean something with all of Nad's talk about the Wolverines and Moon and stuff.


He went on record not making a prediction for the NCAA tourney. Needs to analyze more. But, knowing what I know about how truly evil the Girl Scouts are I am ready to make my prediction. Gonzaga beats Rhode Island in the final game, regardless of whether the schedule currently shows if that is possible. The Girl Scouts can make ANYTHING happen.


They are using Dikembe Mutombo to carry out their vile plans.


Mutombo wore Jersey #55 in the NBA. That 55 number shows up again and again in the Girl Scout conspiracy. Denver and Atlanta both retired his jersey. 2x55. He was born on June 25. 625=5x5x5x5=55x55.


Also, Mutombo played college ball for the Georgetown Hoyas. Hoyas translates from "What Rocks". If you look you see that Washington University of St. Louis and MIT are top five in geology curriculum. In February the St. Louis chapter of the Girl Scouts celebrated their 100th anniversary. You might think that this is pointing to a Washington team being eliminated. But although Gonzaga us from Washington State the St. Louis university has no affiliation other than the name. I think it points to Gonzaga's frustrations being retired. No final four appearances ever.


MIT has a lot of really smart people that know that 22/7 is not Pi. Look what happened to Princeton, they couldn't upset Notre Dame because 22/7 wasn't close enough to Pi. Rhode Island is close enough to Princeton. Since MIT isn't in the NCAA tourney the signs point to them going deep.


But, even though they are smart enough to use 355/113 as a better approximation of Pi (note the 55, again) it's still not exactly Pi. So they will come up short.


The most famous player out of Gonzaga is John Stockton. Stockton played for the Utah Jazz, where the ZZ looks like 55. He was born in March 26. That is a date that final four teams will be determined - the birth if Gonzaga's championship and first final four appearance.


I can see how Nad got confused by his moon and space numbers. It relates to Mars, not the moon or as he has been mentioning Saturn. Rhode Island's team name us the Rams, Mars rearranged and the same gematria.


The Utah Jazz had purple jerseys when Stockton played. Nothing rhymes with purple. Unless you make up words like Dr. Seuss. The SS at the end=55.


Stockton California  is known for agriculture and being a part of the recession housing bubble. Agriculture in California =avocados. The team is often called the Zags, which makes you think of Zagnut candy bars. So it seems pretty obvious the Girl Scouts are going to make sure to have Gonzaga win and include avocado candy bars in their confections. Don't be surprised when Mutombo does commercials for them.


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Gonzaga is a number one seed. Pray they don't win or nobody will ever hear the end of this Girl Scout nonsense from me.


Now where's my bookie's phone number. Oh, here it is 555-5555!

Just Another Day At The Orifice

March 14th is affectionately called Pi Day. Natch we get a 22/7 = Pi mention. Daniel Tosh's show #227 airs on 3/14. Of course it was recorded long before then. Tosh busting on Flat Earthers is used a plus to prove that these numbers are all magically created by supreme cosmic powers that everything is mashed together inside this alternate reality of two and three digit numbers. Tosh airs Flat Earth = Pi = Uncle Barney with his name misspelled = Whatever. Personally, if I was a cosmic entity burying these numbers I would have lobbied the rest of the gang to make it episode 314 or figure out how to convince the world's mathematicians that Pi day should be celebrated on Feb. 27th instead of March 14th.




For St. Patrick's Day we get the gematrification of "Green" in the so called red reverse system. I wonder what green is in the green reverse system? Or red in the green reverse? And everyone wears green on St. P. Day. I didn't. I had black sweat pants and a powder blue sweat shirt all day long. Not a stitch of green all day.




Just another day at the orifice for these assholes.

Chucky's Videos - Also Painful

I haven't spent much time on Chucky lately for two reasons. First, I burned through my monthly plan minutes and had to cut back on my usage. Also, reading and watching Chucky in action is quite painful.


I made it through about a minute if his latest video and I had enough.


It was his special Ides of March edition for March 15th. It is titled about how it is a history lesson in regards to assassinations, especially Caesar in 44 BC.


The name ides goes back a long time before Caesar was assassinated.


Some history lesson.


FYI, the ides falls on the 13th far more often than the 15th. It us a month occurrence with March being the most famous.

I Warned You How Painful It Is To Read Nad's Blog

I'm going to try to keep the numbers out of this post as much as I can. The purpose here is to give insight on how Nad's brain functions in general. I will point out some grammar problems, but mostly focus on the story and how it really doesn't make sense as it is presented. I do not doubt that many of the things Nad mentions are true. But it gets confusing and leads one to suspect whatever he says is possibly not for real if he can't muddle through a story without relaying the material coherently. You are more than welcome to give a read a try, for example to check on me if he really did insinuate that the Pope is a nigger (yes, he did) but I did warn you.


Our story begins with Nadnoodle getting a call from his old rap group buddy. Nad is working til 10 and they decide to get shit faced and head to the bar.


There are two bars in the small town and the first choice is packed so they decide to nuke that idea and go to the other bar. LETS go to the other one. Those darn pesky contractions.


Things start to get a bit questionable about the facts as the story shifts to the other bar. They arrive at the Buffalo club and there is "literally one person there."- Not one OTHER person. Literally, his words, one person there. The meaning of the word 'literal' has escaped Nad as he attempts to embellish the story and spice things up with a four syllable word. There are at least three people. One person you met, you and your buddy. I imagine there was at least one other person there to sell drinks. Probably two, but it's unlikely that an unlocked building with alcohol inside doesn't have somebody looking after it. So let's call it four which except in the gematriverse does not equal one.


This also brings to mind the question on why there was only one other patron there. I personally find it extremely unlikely to believe that in a small town with only two watering holes that nobody else got the bright idea to try out the other one. Especially with the possibility of free drinks with nobody tending bar. No mention is made if somebody else ever showed during his visit. That's ok, I will grant you that literally only one other patron and the bartender were there when you arrived. If you are going to record events in your blog it would be nice to phrase things more carefully.


So this other patron is a rap music fan and his family are "literally Juggaloes". This followed by, "not actual Juggaloes, but literally listened to Insane Clown Posse all the time. So, I take it Nad's pocket thesaurus was opened to "literal" and he wanted to get mileage out if it. If they aren't actually Juggaloes they are not literally Juggaloes. And they literally did not listen to ICP all the time. Maybe they listened to them a helluva lot. It seems to be a safe bet that some other simple functions like eating, sleeping and stealing drinks from an untended bar would occupy at least a small fraction of your life. And they are not literally JUGGALO's, consistently with the apostrophe s. Fucking contraction's wont stop me from relaying my story's.


Now, "the moral of this story lol"....is that he didn't have much money and played the gambling machine. No, the moral of the story is the conclusion. You are still in the middle. Maybe that's the point of this part of the story.


All righty then. You don't want your buddy to have to pay your tab all night so you are going to try and win money at the gambling machine. You put in two dollars and it gives you credit for $2.03. Yeah, fucking right. I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. As we see later in the story the machine pays off in tickets. Even if it paid cash the maintenance to stock it with pennies would be insane. Stocking it with tickets to pay in even dollars I can understand. Giving you a three cent bonus on your $2 deposit is not realistic.


So, now we combine the magical $2.03 credit with the mental note of the jackpot being $203 with a payoff of $3.18 (yfr) and the gematria pump is primed; he has two numbers that mean something to him. Time to break out the big bucks and put $20 in it since he's feeling lucky.


Whoa, back that train up, dude. You were going to welch off your friend and you had $20 all this time? You cheap, slimy lamprey. What's the emergency that this $20 is reserved for? Or did you simply forget that this part of the story doesn't mesh with the previous part?


Now we arrive at the part where he cashes in his $75 of $1 tickets. No mention on what happens with any pennies. Presumably played out and lost and just took the $75 winnings. Now really. The jackpot is $203. You played for an indeterminate amount of time and won well over a third of the big prize? That's one helluva lucky night! I wish I was a Juggalo and could get some of that magic!


Then we finish with a flurry of meaningless two digit numbers that allegedly show the connection of the magical events of the night including a V exception rule never used before and Seventy Five (tickets won) = 53. (not calculated with the V exception, my how conenient(convenient with the V exception)). And personalized to his birthday.


All these events are reported about a night he admits that the goal was to "get hammered" on. 

The Pope Is A Nigger

SupraNad had two posts, but I wanted the most eye catching title for my response.


Yes. You got that right. He really said that. It's refreshing to see that Nad's racism is a lifelong commitment and not just limited to Black History month. The way this one starts off is because one of the members of Sister Sledge died. Chain together some numbers retrieved from Wikipedia about song release dates and such. Then back to the slurs. Slave, nigger, black. He's just repeating himself. Then he literally proudly announces that he just noticed a new one.


Darky=59
Pope Francis=59


I can't believe that of all the infinite different things you could gemitrugate (gematria conjugation) to a simple two digit number of 59 he chose to proudly announce that one. And I thought my Girl Scouts/Avocados stuff was insane. I'm just a rookie.


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It's March Madness and so we have a lot of Moon shit we're going to have to put up with for weeks to come. Michigan State's "Wolverines are close enough to wolves " apparently have a decent team so should go deep through the brackets. Maybe they have a lot of darkies on their team. I mean, that is to say that the Pope and God are on their side.


Now this is gematria critic gold here. Bringing up the moon (again) and wanting to tie in a cheese reference* we have a mention of how the moon is not really made of cheese(fucking duh) but it goes back to an old fable with a fox and wolverine...er....wolf. If one researches the story of moon being made of cheese you find that it is a prime example of credulity.


Credulity is a watered down version of gullibility. Both involve blind belief in something that's not true. Gee, doesn't that describe gematria absolutely perfectly?


*. I called this one right in my previous post. I just used the titmouse angle to emphasize incorrect animal identification.

Gematria Proponents Should Shut Their Pi Hole

Nad has a couple of annoying repeat mistakes. Because the old story about the boy eaten by the alligator in Florida means something I have seen Thu one at least four times now. The boy was "Ate by an alligator.". Feud is consistently misspelled Fued. And he hasn't got a firm grasp of contractions and showing more than one by adding 's' so we get "the team had to wear their practice jersey's". Ouch.


This hogwash about 227 meaning Pi and circles has now shown up enough that I'm sure they will stick with it forever. (Chucky is documented saying this in a video, too.)


The concept if circles and Pi goes back a loooooonnnngggg time. In fact, the proof that 22/7 is NOT Pi goes all the way back to ancient Greek scholars in like 3000 BC. Nad's latest use indicates that he seems to buy in fully to the concept that 22/7 is Pi, exactly. Something like "It's 3.14 and so on.". Well, the"so on" falls flat on its* ass immediately on the very next digit. 1 vs. 2. To late for them to switch gears now and use 355/113 which holds up to several more digits matching Pi exactly.


Now what could be worse than 22/7 being Pi? There's now Reverse Pi. Sure. Take a number (22/7) that is fundamentally wrong and introduce who the reverse of that number means something.


<MATH ALERT >


Who you use Pi in circles. I'll try to keep it simple. Start with a Triangle. Add a side. Keep all sides equal in length. Now you have a square. Add another side to the polygon. And another. The equilateral polygon starts to approach the shape of a circle with more sides. Any time you stop before invoking the almighty Pi power you get a many sided polygon and not a true circle. Now what would inverse/reverse Pi do to this? I dunno. And Professor Michio Kaku has not returned the voice mail I left him. I imagine it would be a wormhole and the solution to travel in time.**


So I guess whatever powers are scripting these numbers, be it cosmic entities, Jewish bankers, the god damn Girl Scouts or whatever decided to use wrong numbers to bury their hidden numbers.


Census Taker: How many children do you have?
Numerologist: I can't be sure.


Bus Driver: The fare us $1.00.
Numerologist: Do you have change for a dollar?
Bus Driver: What? How much change do you think you should get?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.


Waitress: Would you like a piece of pie for dessert?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.


* or Nad would probably say it's ass
**. Prof Kaku, theoretical physicist extraordinaire on Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Star Talk. Time travel is theoretically possible, but the energy cost is so extreme it's not remotely close to being practical.

They're Both Animals, Close Enough!!

Nad is definitely back. After about a week off we have 3 updates in two days. Same old mistakes mostly. 19=41. Jewish police officer Illuminati activity. And repeats of and repeats of and repeats.....sorry got stuck repeating. The moon story.


 If there is a scale of coolness in the numbers the moon things are above average. That's why they get repeated all the time. I could tell where he was headed with this with the title and ready to attack this shady use of the 'close enough' policy.


See the Michigan State team plane skidded on the runway and there were 116 people on board. Nad saw 116 and choked on his Spaghetti-Os as he remembered that number and used that as his shuttle launching point for another missive on magical moon mayhem.


I hate giving any credit to jacktards like him, but I did say I saw it coming. It is something that could be mistaken by normal people. But I do need to document the mistake. The Michigan State team name is the Wolverines. Wolves howl at the moon. Wolves and wolverines aren't really that closely related other than the name. Wolverines are nasty weasels. Heck, even a meerkat looks a lot more likes wolverine than a wolf does, and it has cat in the name.


So what's next? Titmouse eating cheese - mice eat cheese tit reminds me of milk. Cheese is used in fondue. Jane Fonda has nice tits. Green Bay is in Wisconsin. Wisconsin has cheese. Green bay has a football team. So dies Miami. Miami Dolphins team color is green. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper, yadda yadda blah blah blah.


Or maybe the weasel aspect was the rich way to go. Austin Hatch mentioned in Nad's post. Pop the hatch. Pop goes the weasel. Famous story of astronaut Grissom popping the hatch. Grissom name of CSI character. There's also CSI Miami. Miami has a football team. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper blah blah blah.


At least the weasel route would have allowed a nice tie in to the Martin Lawrence bit recently used. Martens are relatives of wolverines.


No. I will not give you acceptance that wolves and wolverines are close enough. A titmouse is a bird, not a rodent. A meerkat is not a cat. Don't be so desperate for a link that you can't get simple facts straight. There's just as much a case here for cats howling at the moon since cats drink milk.


Final note about the Grissom story. The article I read mentioned he "screwed the pooch". A common phrase meaning he fucked it up. Pooch punts happen in football. Famous botched punt in Michigan vs. Michigan State game in 2015. I have no idea how you could have missed that obvious conspiracy.

Some Newly Discovered Gematria

While on a dig in the remote regions of urban Detroit my crack team of archaeologists (me, the dog, our Indian Guide River Song* and seven Sherpa winos found what we had quested for.


After a week of inactivity we saw Nad was back in business and he's still into the reverse gematria thingy. So much so that typing the words 'reverse gematria' into a non-reverse gematria calculator yielded numbers that continue to have deep personal meaning to him. No word on what 'reverse gematria' yields in the reverse numbering system. But think about it. That would be just plain fucking stupid.


So after invoking a protection spell by way of the restless spirit of Uncle Barney and using several Molotov Cocktails courtesy of the Sherpas we fought the demon protectors of the treasure trove and rescued the ancient scrolls of Dolphinus that hold the long lost numbering conventions that have not been used yet. We have not finished translating all the material. We will post several here and more as the making this shit up....er translation progresses.


Opposite Gematria.
On/Off High/Low Up/Down etc... Monday becomes Moffday. Screw-up becomes screw-down. Slow boil becomes shigh bvinegar.
Of course things like North Dakota become South Dakota. Therefore all salient facts like cities and landmarks are interchangeable.


Reserve Gematria
Flip two letters. Reverse can become reserve. That's how it got the name. River Song was particularly excited about this and couldn't wait to get back to the reversation to tell everyone.


And Sometimes Y Gematria
Since Y had to go rogue** and couldn't make up its fucking mind whether to be a consonant or vowel it can be substituted by any other letter.


Pig Latin Gematria
The value of '-ay' is added to each word. Yes, things get interesting when the Sometimes Y system is combined. We haven't translated enough so far and haven't verified this exists, but this seems logical.


Leave It To Beaver Gematria.
No film can be referenced other than that show. 


Expansion Gematria
The values of the letters are multiplied together instead of added. News stories on current events and such are only gematrified on words of two or three letters because the numbers get too big. "A chemical spill from a crashed Norfolk Southern train occurred in North Carolina early this morning causing the town of Evansville to be evacuated." becomes A a in the of to be".


Bingo Gematria.
Any of the usual numbers can be substituted for the letters b,i,n,g and o.


*. I'm not going to explain the reference. You can Google it if you want.


** or is that rouge in reverse gematria, or is that blue in opposite because rouge is red and blue is kinda opposite of red? No wonder the Sherpas are drunkards. This shit us confusing.

Some Statistics Vs. Gematria

I'll spare you the math, just take my word for it.


There are about 15-20 people that have both the same first and last name as Nad.


Since he used Miami Dolphins player Matt Moore. There are a shade under 3000 people named Matthew/Matt Moore in the US.


About 425 people die every day on their birthday every day of the year. About 20 of those are in the US.

Donald Trump Hates Gematria

This one is obvious. He's constantly spouting off about fake news. I can't think if any news more fake than what goes on in the numerology blogs and YouTube channels.


Working on the fourth consecutive day since Nad last updated. I guess nobody died in rh last few days.

A Day Off And Functional Brain Short

Nad "I'm not schizophrenic" Gematria expert has been


"....saying for a long time now that things seem to be a day off. Notice rhat Wyatt Earp died on 1/13."


This to justify his gematria of 114.


Well if one day is a given that it's off then all your exact matches if 114 are wrong by one day. And if 113 is close enough, why not 112?


Another variation of turning any given number into another number. And your preface of saying it's possibly nothing doesn't him water. If it's not oroof your gematria means anything it's nit worth mentioning at all.


At this point it is clear that any two or three digit number can be altered into another number. Even without some untapped resources I have identified. For example they change a number by where it falls in the list of primes. 11 is the 5th prime number so obviously 11=5. So far there's no word on where a number falls in the list if non-prime numbers. Or the number of Girl Scouts in a particular troop number. Or lunar cycles, number of leap years since AD 1. Etc....


11 does equal five though. 11x5 is 55, my fourth favorite number. That has to mean something. But don't you dare use it or I'll hit you with a cesium and desist order. Atomic number of cesium = 55.