Picking Both Teams - The Gematria (H)Edge

Gematria, that wonderful and glorious intellectual cop out.  Although there is a huge social impact long term by encouraging short term thinking over long term planning, Gematria outside of sports doesn’t have quite the zing of some barely basic realities - like literally always being wrong as soon as you make a decision based on the numbers in your favorite gematria calculator.  Sure, you might want to prepare for that 1000th time someone predicted the Rapture will be tomorrow, or maybe your lonely because your incredibly bigoted and finding out your favorite fascism based target has bad gematria.  But sports gematria, that has a regular schedule.  And other than weather related delays or similar burps that game will be played.

The gematria cult leader that must appease the masses is painted into a corner.  If not explicit, it is at a minimum implicit that you have secret knowledge.  That you basically have super powers.  And even you are better at the magic than other mystic infused gematria psychics.  So how do you get by with the more than occasional wrong pick, especially with picking a whole bunch of games?  And you know you’re going to get grief during the playoffs and need to make some sort of narrative for every game?  You settle for being wrong LITERALLY every time by picking both teams.  You settle for the 100% chance of being both right and wrong every time in a two participant contest.  Actually, like a roulette wheel having 0 and 00 if the sport has the potential for a tie, you are guaranteed to be wrong more often, unless you want to be the trailblazer that starts making tie narratives.

https://gematriaeffectsports.blogspot.com/2019/12/nfl-week-17-sunday-december-29-2019.html?m=1

That’s the source material, an old blog that Hubbard hasn’t used for years.  The playoffs are getting closer as the regular season rolls s drawing to a close.  Watch that master pick both teams.

There is little value in taking the Packers.  Carefully Nostradamus style vague wording instead of just simply stating a variation of, “The Packers will win tomorrow.”  And then the hedge.  The gematria edge since you can always find a counter when dealing with one, two, or three digit numbers.  “*If the Lions do lose they’ll….”  Congratulations.  You just picked both teams.

“Browns would improve…”.  “The narrative for a Bengals upset…”.  Even less clear than the previous example.  Simply putting out that there is a narrative that the only teams involved each have a chance to win.  Hardly a prediction.

Another leaner, and totally typical that it leans towards the favorite.  But adding, “most likely” to pro Bills talk doesn’t change how there is also, “The best narrative for a Jets upset…” wording to follow the leaning on the heavy favorite.

And it’s like that every week, week after week.  Then if you are caught up in the flashy fast paced chatter on the videos, like the partial positive reinforcement from slot machine winning spins, you forget those losses and remember the wins.  Especially when reinforced with the typical sports betting without gematria proclamations of making a killing, sticking it to the casinos, and being right all the time.  Never, ever mention that when you pick both teams you are also wrong every time.

This is why you never see any actual proof.  The only evidence is the gematria and the claims of the cult leader.  The blog post is a day before the games.  True belief in the system would be verifiable by posting actual betting slips for just one team the day before.  And that happens - never.  The income is not from belief in the mystical knowledge, it’s the subscription service selling the fake mystical knowledge.  Heck, the skeptical crowd would even be impressed by a less than perfect record.  Week after week of being right 75%-80% of the time, that would make a believer out of me.  But take a step back and learn the critical thinking skills of the skeptic.  There would be no need to sell picks if your system worked.

Now since Alex Jones style rage baiting with outrage porn is part of the mix it’s worth mentioning the Jews decodes.  In the meantime, while little Johnny is learning how to develop his gambling addiction by picking both teams, the daily bad news is also double coded.  This week we’re still seeing Charlie Kirk gematria.  Every tragedy brings up gematria stories.

Gematria.  Come to the community for the conspiracy theory lite gambling.  Stay for the trip down the Alt-Right pipeline.

The Reporter vs. The Grifter Spectrum

I envision sometime in the future, not knowing if it is the near or far future, when the low key gematria grift we see today has a revival.  That’s basically what happened in the mid to late 2010’s.  There was nothing new presented.  Some effort was put into researching what happened in the past, it was tweaked to update to Alex Jones era circumstances, and it found a new audience that had never seen it before.  The big question seems to be if it will continue to go after the same target audience it has now or if perhaps someone with the magnetism and charm can pull off a big Ocean’s movie style heist or if it will continue to be like the lottery it is today.  (Lotteries being essentially a tax for people that don’t understand math who can’t afford yet another tax.)  

There is no neat and tidy box to place your gematria disseminating weirdo.  Unlike the gematria presentations that claim a completely binary outcome there is nuance and context.  Truth = 113 and Dishonest = 113.  The more they cry and proclaim that it MUST BE dishonest has no actual 1+1 = 2 proof behind it.  You are perfectly fine with being skeptical of anyone claiming that gematria has real value in analyzing what most people call real life.  But the nagging question remains - is the person a clueless idiot or a greedy and unscrupulous grifter?

Let’s take a side trip on someone that is obviously up to no good.

Checking through previous posts, we find they have a YouTube channel with gematria content.  And the first pass- it’s not good.  There are thumbnails of the Gematrinator calculator, so they are aware of our favorite insane number of ciphers available to cherry pick from site. 

And neither LabubuDolls or Six Six Six result is our magical 225.

Being correct about anything related to gematria is never much of a necessity, so that’s not really a big surprise.  Even the simplest sniff test shows that whatever the motivation is to post blatantly bad gematria, we don’t need to take anything they have to say seriously.  Including non gematria related topics.

There are two main products for gematria.  Gaining attention or money.  And our nuanced scale has a gradient or spectrum of belief in the actual gematria part.  And very simply at its most black and white it’s whether the focus is on the attention part or the money part.  Attention can be limited to an individual seeking solace and comfort in analyzing Bible phrases on their own.  It can extend to a tribe of like minded individuals.  It can get pushy where two opposing tribes could get opposite meanings and fight (hopefully a friendly discussion) over interpretation.

The money side.  That’s always had a fair number of people, especially during the NFL season like now, who don’t really give a damn about the gematria other than belief in the false hope it might give them an edge on their gambling.  Their lottery tax is the inevitable Patreon subscription where it’s pay to play.  The supposed master can provide their expertise.

Being a gematria grifter requires some effort to be successful.  For starters, posting gematria that actually equals what you claim it does is a great start.  It requires advertising.  And that’s blog posts and regular YouTube videos.  And hooking lots of clueless attention seekers into the mix.  They are getting the Attaboy!^TM in exchange for their time.  More Attaboys will be given if you just make sure to sell your soul to the cult leader for at least this sports season.  In its current form it requires rage baiting.  Some people on the scale are fixated on the idea that “All liberals are evil”, or “The Yankees are allowed to cheat because I love them” or “Trump is great”.  Or the polar opposite of those.  Conspiracy theories are equal opportunity employers, it just so happens that at this point in time hard right wing conspiracy thinking dominates the landscape.

For example, there’s a glut of film critic content on YouTube.  Everyone fancies themselves a great critic and not all of them are right.  Some are just bad critics.  Some don’t care about the criticism part and just want to pump up the view count for advertising value - making an entertaining video based on cinema (think MST3K on a small scale).  Some are focused on being controversial just for views.  Some use that rage baiting to branch out into selling merch.  Some are good critics that can explain their position, and maybe even cite legit references.  Some are good critics with no audience just doing it for fun.  And some are so obviously asking for money so frequently it’s insane to believe their audience hasn’t caught on that it’s more about the money than the message.

These same ideas of YouTubers as critic fight in to gematria YouTubers as journalists.  And the makers of the videos have audience members that all fit into different parts of the gradient.  The unfortunate side effect is the same psychological pressure to continue to be more extreme as the world around us gets more extreme.

You Can’t Be Both Wet and Dry

Robert Reich -The Sleeping Giant

Heather Cox Richardson video

Although both pieces are titled about the Sleeping Giant Awakening, I’m choosing to focus on a single line from early on in Heather’s video.

You can’t be both wet and dry.

As you go through the linked material, and if you’re concerned about what’s going on in the U.S. and by chain reaction the rest of the world you absolutely should, keep in mind that there are things that I’ve pointed out about conspiracy theory gematria for almost a decade now.  There isn’t much satisfaction in, “I told you so”commentary when things get really bad before an awakening.

The promoters of gematria in the sports scam and Qanon glory days want you to think you CAN be both wet and dry at the same time.  Which naturally in gematria and with the golden rule of cherry picking they do both equal 16.  However, in the real world it’s not so simple.  The same way those two competing in a single game NFL teams cannot both win, being either wet or dry are mutually exclusive.

The starting point is poor decision making on your source of information.  Once that person is elevated to cult leader status they can and do proclaim mutually exclusive thoughts to be simultaneously true.  Perhaps not simultaneously as much as having to abide with the hypocritical contradictions in a short period of time.

By all appearances, Trump recognizes his physical health is failing, even as he struggles to understand his limited mental capacity is also failing.  There’s been a whirlwind of contradictory evidence in an extremely short time frame.  Like the Epstein story changing every couple days for a prominent example.

The narcissistic populist politician will get away with the tactic of being all over the map, with some caution about the time frame.  Throw enough shit against the wall, then see what’s sticking.  Focus on that long enough to get elected.  But the shit sticking or sliding down are mutually exclusive.  You can’t only deport the worst criminals and also deport innocent grandmothers and children.  You can’t be both a failed businessman with loads of objective evidence like bankruptcies and bailouts and a genius at running the biggest economy in the world - with a tariff policy every smart and sane economist knew wouldn’t work.  You can’t give tax breaks to the rich and have money left to fund schools properly.

Personally, I’m trying very hard not to say, “I hate being right all the time.”  I can only really speak for myself, but I’d like to think that the awakening has similar minded people.  There’s no need to jump right into admission of being wrong.  After decades of mental investment in bad information that can be hard to do.  But you can’t give tax take that step in the right direction.  Actually think about not supporting someone who has dedicated their life to changing their mind daily, like they had a gematria calculator telling them what they want to hear.

The Architects Of Conspiracy Gematria

The Architects of Fear is the third episode of the first season of The Outer Limits.  The entire series is currently available on Tubi if you want to catch up on this family member to The Twilight Zone.  Personally, as I catch up on long forgotten initial viewings I find it to be an exercise in recency bias.  My own personal recency bias, since nobody is truly immune to cognitive biases.  I find myself framing the material in relation to current events.  On the plus side, the main topic for Architects back in 1965 was nuclear war and although still relevant today is just part of the grab bag of other technology based challenges.  And also, I have the critical thinking skills necessary to appreciate a deeper message beyond the, “Holy shit!  Cool alien with a ray gun!” aspect.

The story itself is an exercise in the old question, does the end justify the means?  Robert Culp gets to play the lead in a tale of scientists, well meaning as they might be, hatching a scheme to create a common enemy.  A scarecrow, to use dialogue within the episode. A hideous monster to distract the warring populations of Earth before they blow themselves up with the genie let loose from the bottle of nuclear fission.  Even more entertaining than our alien with the laser pistol is the schizophrenic episode during his transformation that will make you say, “Wow, Robert Culp.  I guess Shatner wasn’t available.”

It’s a bit rushed as the time slot was an hour, but paced pretty well.  I find it interesting in comparison to the second episode just before.  Two consecutive episodes with injections being responsible for transforming physical appearance of people.  (The previous episode was The Hundred Days of the Dragon about a foreign government planting a look a like in for the President of the U.S.).

If you pay attention to foreshadowing and you know the formula it’s obvious that something is destined to go wrong.  The transformation is lengthy and painful for Culp’s character, Allen.  He’s thrown away his marriage with a side story of his wife just finding out she’s pregnant, for The Greater Good.  But it isn’t just enough to make him look like an alien.  A cover story, with way too many moving parts is created.  Weird looking spaceship created, set to land at a peace conference to drive home the angle that this is super dangerous menace.  And, hey let’s foreshadow a working ray gun into that.  The landing goes wrong, and a group of hunters that would have been too traumatizing to kill have their vehicle disintegrated by the laser.

And they naturally react like the fearful and xenophobic humans you would expect.  Let’s give ordinary citizens lots of guns.  What could possibly go wrong.  Their gunfire ends Allen’s pain after an unrealistic unobserved journey back to the lab for a touching death scene with his wife.  (Science fiction and fantasy are lumped together for a reason.  You just get serums and spaceships instead of super strength and a wizard spell of invisibility.)

Although Allen gives his consent to the transformation after a fair lottery it’s certainly… wrong.  What they’ve done to him does not go as smoothly as planned.  His entire biology is altered and physically he’s not Allen, but it’s reinforced that his mind is still Allen’s.

The episode leaves us with the Serling style narration.

There is no magic substitute for soft caring and hard work, for self-respect  and mutual love. If we can learn this from the mistake these frightened men made, then their mistake will at least be a lesson.  A lesson at last to be learned. 

I have the luxury of my self proclaimed arrogance on the subject of gematria to frame this according to my recency bias.  Allen’s context, that his nuance and humanity is removed and he’s identified as the monster by appearance only is intentional.  Do you, for example, really want the architects of fear being in charge of the decision making process when it comes to something like genocide?  Your answer to that shows where you lean on in the fascist or not fascist spectrum.

The Architects of Conspiracy Gematria laid their groundwork in the hard right wing core of Alex Jones online content.  Sure, as it started it was a side gig to hustle some bucks from sports betting.  But once the bots got going it became twisted.  The architects needed their laser gun.  “You know, this sports betting angle isn’t stupid and violent enough.  Let’s make everything anyone with a shred of humanity and decency a monster.  Let’s remove all context and nuance and arbitrarily call everything we like (money and power) good and everything we hate (a soul and a conscience) bad.”

Do you really want someone who has aligned themselves with people that have literally picked both teams and called it a winning prediction involved in higher decisions?  Those are the same people that contradict themselves every day on something like the Epstein files.  Where the mutually exclusive thoughts of it being a complete fabrication, a Democrat hoax, Trump is an informant for the FBI and took down Epstein, and whatever you’re told to believe tomorrow can’t possibly be all correct.

It’s all a distraction to keep you away from realizing that objectively Epstein was a horrific monster.  Closer to the serum transformation in Hundred Days than the manufactured monster in Architects.  Keep you distracted from associating the rich and powerful people Epstein was actually aligned with as being recognized for the monsters they are.

You can try to think for yourself, or you can keep listening to the Architects of Fear.  I highly recommend not listening to the Architects when the good intentions of our Outer Limits Architects is completely missing.

Other Topics For Your Doomscrolling Pleasure

Topics that are unlikely to be addressed by your average gematria spouting clique leader.  (Outrage porn requires emotional reaction to current bad news, not things like history repeating itself).

Scarcity of tin and the disruption of trade (a) and famine driven invaders (b)

a.  https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2011/02/02/the-disruption-of-bronze/

b.  https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg26234904-200-who-were-the-enigmatic-sea-peoples-blamed-for-the-bronze-age-collapse/

Modern equivalent - dependence on fossil fuels and climate change pressures

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What’s up with those old stories about tulip bulbs?

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutch_tulip_bulb_market_bubble.asp

Modern equivalent - The economic decline of the U.S. and cryptocurrency.

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The Pacte De Famine/French Revolution

https://worldhistoryedu.com/the-pacte-de-famine/

Modern equivalent - The U.S. declaring economic sanctions upon itself after decades of pushing for deregulation.

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Rome decides to give up on religious tolerance - The Cult of Bacchus

https://greekreporter.com/2023/08/18/god-bacchus-ancient-rome/

Modern equivalent - Christian Nationalism/MAGA

Trying To Make Sense Of It All

Well down in the pits of Gehenna, where the clueless gematria and other manufactured evidence propagates dwell, Charlie Kirk was big.  For that first day especially.  I caught a livestream where a YouTube channel moderator pushed for donations because the Jesuits murdered Charlie (allegedly).  And yeah, there’s naturally a video from someone who might have beaten Trump to the punch on publicly stating that it was obviously a radical leftist.  Because Alexandria Ocasio Cortez was <GASP!> wearing purple during her commentary to reporters on the assassination.

<sarcasm font>Because yeah, sure.  That makes all kinds of fucking sense.</sarcasm font>

Overall, the full spectrum of thoughts and prayers are on display.  From full mockery for the irony of Kirk’s clear lack of empathy and obvious grift down to the right wing patriots who should seek revenge.  And that was before we were even sure Kirk had died.  Well, Charlie would have been proud to know that the gematria grifters took it to task to grift and fake debate their way through an exceptional day in their otherwise tepid lives.  Doing what Charlie was really good at.  Stirring up trouble and getting paid for it.

Oh yeah, there’s no doubt in my mind from what I’ve seen that Charlie cared more about the money than an actual consistent message.  Unlike Charlie I don’t view empathy as a weakness; a target painted on oneself to be ridiculed and bullied.  Empathy doesn’t necessarily mean donating to a Go Fund Me or sending thoughts and prayers.  It’s recognizing how, based on pattern recognition and past experiences you can expect others to feel.  So don’t expect me to mourn Charlie.  And god no don’t force me to.

No, my empathy is reserved for what the near future holds as political violence has predictably been ramping up based on all sorts of sociological and financial pressure.  People get crazier when things are going bad, and we’re spiraling towards rock bottom, fast.  It’s all fun and games calling out someone for wearing the wrong color until you realize that your bag of Doritos is out of stock because the whole food supply chain is screwed up by massive unemployment and inflation.

I’m scared immigrants may decide to arm themselves to strike back at the deportation raids.  I’m scared there are National Guard troops not realizing they’re in over their head and suffering from someone else’s bad decision.  I’m worried about political leaders on both sides of the aisle, unable to function knowing what’s right, ok, and wrong to do and say changes within days if not hours.  I’m really fucking terrified of the people I interact daily who refuse to admit there’s the slightest thing wrong going on.  And I empathize with them.  Thanks to the Charlie Kirk’s of the world, violence is normalized.  And that’s why, although not specifically Charlie it was completely foreseeable that something like this would happen to…someone.  And it’s easily foreseeable that we’re a long way from being done.  Generations of propaganda fueled indoctrination don’t disappear by a couple of thoughts and prayers.  (Which were bypassed on the school shooting that happened on the 10th, bigger stuff going on.  That was far too normal.)

Yeah the world is a big place, and you can play the mental gymnastics projection game (which gematria helps with) and claim everyone is jealous of the great U.S. of A.  But the actual fact is we’re a laughing stock.  And you can only play the bully card so many times before the other side just doesn’t want to deal with you anymore.

I do wish Charlie hadn’t been killed.  A lot, like I said was from the expected overcompensating reaction.  But also it won’t solve anything.  No amount of deaths on one side or the other of the highly polarized spectrum is going to make other sovereign nations want to get into a trade deal or alliance, knowing we’re just going to break it.  Other countries are looking on and their powers that be are gauging what happens here as a barometer of how their own capitalist ventures are also hitting the wall.  The wall of “everyone found out how to fraud on a massive scale once the internet misinformation started clicking into high gear.”

Everything about this is a tragedy.  Where is an old fashioned gematria narrator that talks of peace and love when you need one the most?

Gematria: The Antithesis of Wikipedia

Also known as Fun With Polysemes.

Example of a homonym: The bear brought its sharp claws to bear in its life and death struggle with the kitten.  

Nothing removes context quite like gematria.  Wikipedia may not be perfect, but at least there are some well intentioned people trying to give accurate information.  Meanwhile, recently the Gematrinator put out an hour long video on how there is synchronicity between Princess Di’s death, the recent big Afghanistan earthquake, and Formula One racing.

And the big reveal, the opening gunfight to get you hooked at the start of the movie so you’ll settle down, Formula One is racing.  And Diana, on the day she died was racing.  A good old fashioned polyseme, the ugly cousin to the homonym.  A word with multiple distinct but related definitions.

A more appropriate example in honor of conspiracy gematria gibberish would be, “She fell into the well after her aneurism from studying polysemes too long, but Polly seems well, now.”  Well is a homonym.  Polysemes and Polly seems are childish word play more appropriate for puns and Dad jokes than supposed serious discourse on occult oriented pseudo intellectual nonsense.

And gematria does this all the time.  The full range of full blown homonyms, to polysemes, to even stretching something that really pushes it.  It’s a miracle there wasn’t a Racine, Wisconsin reference thrown in because it sort of sounds like and looks like racing.  If you really stretch it.

The context that Diana was in a rapidly moving vehicle as opposed to deliberately putting on a helmet and hopping into a McLaren is pretty important to the actual story.  At least the video got a Wikipedia context box because of the Diana death content.  A fitting punishment despite being for the wrong reason.  The real context that’s missing is the blatant hijacking of both tragedies.  Hijacking Di’s death and quake victims to get a little clout.  Look, all.  I’m an occult master with a database.  I have no gladiator combat of a bear/kitten death match for you.  But, I do have my niche as the only major gematria name that bothers with car racing and some other outrage porn for you to indulge in.

And what makes the gematria angle even worse, the numbers lose whatever context the wordplay doesn’t.  1700 and 17 are equal.  43 and 34 are equal.  103 equals 27 because 103 is the 27th prime number.  And there absolutely is some of that nonsense within the video.

Which begs the question.  Since 1700 and 17 *are* different numbers.  27 and 103 *are* different numbers, horse racing and a heart racing *are* different racings - 

 Do you even know what the word synchronicity means??

The Eye of Argon vs. Gematria

A mostly serious Argon review

Argon Wikipedia page

Let’s see, what would be a quick summary?

The Eye Of Argon is a published work that is regarded now as the written form of something of a “so bad it’s good” movie.  Plan 9 From Outer Space bad.  Battlefield Earth bad.  Not something like Sharknado bad, where the creators 100% knew they were making less than classic cinema, but a labor of love that gets caught up in the childlike earnestness of someone that really tried and gave it 100%.  And ended up failing.  An A for effort, yet an F for execution.

Yet, Jim Theis the author of Argon succeeded in doing something I like most people will never do.  Actually getting their book published.  It is a shame that its enduring popularity now is for the Plan 9 quality.  For decades the writing community followed by the internet has dogpiled on the mockery.  Having live readings as a competition to get through passages of the book, reading aloud and trying not to laugh.  Theis could have taken the route of Tommy Wiseau and his film stinker The Room.  Embrace the badness and pretend that it was all an inside joke along, in stark defiance of the obvious utter sincerity of the film and its marketing in gratingly contradiction to the, “Just a guy having fun” cover story.  Instead Theis chose the rage quit approach.  I was just a kid having fun.  Please stop talking about this, it’s embarrassing.

And these themes of trying, failing, and dealing with the subsequent backlash remind me of the state of the gematria community now.  Before Qanon, given the rough framework of gematria where if you work hard enough every number equals every other number and all the numbers are evil EVERYONE was an author.  Everyone, goaded by those higher up the food chain who found a way to monetize it was writing (from their point of view) their own version of the great American novel.  In reality they were spitting out another chapter of The Eye of Argon.  Openly mocked, and certainly given the eye roll and behind the scenes mockery from those too polite to tell the authors to their face that they were wasting their time.

Along the gradient from fun self written and published LARPING to weaponization as Qanon propaganda we had Alex Jones.  And at least for me that’s when I first realized something funny was going on with YouTube.  Gematria had fully shifted from biblical research to stories about crisis actors and sports decoding rituals.  You weren’t cool looking at bible verses.  You were cool if you were insulting dead game show contestants and picking both teams of every sporting event.  Given the boost of astroturfing, bot farms, and a little bit of dark money it is somewhat natural that writing bad fiction when heaped with enough praise would turn into, “I’m cool, and I associate with some kinda violent people.  Acknowledge my coolness or you will be attacked next.”  The smarter than the gematria authors crowd who could instantly spot the Flat Earth conspiracy theory light quality of gematria decodes were subjected to reverse trolling.  It’s no longer enough for the echo chamber Attaboy!^TM, now true coolness for the Mussolini fascist in training on the Alt Right pipeline sought out the eggheads on the Internet. 

And that’s where every bit of good science that makes life better became a hoax.  Climate change.  Hoax!  Covid.  Hoax!  NASA.  Hoax!  9/11 facts.  Hoax!  And it worked remarkably well.  Until the endgame of the rug pull scam appeared in full force now.

Like the U.S. Democrats the critics were too polite for too long.  Instead of challenging misinformation there was a general malaise and no sense of urgency.  And that’s perfectly understandable given human psychology and the nature of indoctrination.  Getting along with other people is a benefit, and it’s best to not make too many waves.  The true warning sign that was missed that could have helped with bad gematria narratives was the shift to maximum insult mode.  Reverse trolling spurred on by support of the most terrible people on the planet.  A global population with broken infrastructure - education on how to structure your thinking critically instead of just parroting what Fox News said.  Seek ye out hero of Argon, those with actual knowledge and bully them into submission!  Breaketh more shit than they can clean up!  We’ll let the next generations deal with the mess or their flesh will meet my sword now!

With a couple Super Bowl predictions along the way.

The Acronym Game

 Also known as gematria without the burden of numbers.

Also, also known as a lesson in dipshitmatic immunity.

The conspiracy gematria community thrives on confirmation bias.  And the use of psychological projection is never ending.  You can scream about Trump = 25 and Trump = 29 all you want, but it is inescapable that Biden = 25 and 29 in the exact same reduction ciphers.  Therefore, mathematically any short phrase or sentence using the reduction ciphers will have the same gematria results whether you have swapped out the good guy for the bad guy.  Regardless of who you think of the two is the object of adoration and who is to be reviled.  A sort of political antonym, if you will.

In its purest form, dipshitmatic immunity applies to the narrator of the bullshit gematria conspiracy.  They all have names, whether they had the courage to use their real name or have created a never fully seen persona that goes by GeMaTrIaGoD47.  That will have a gematria value, and can be weaponized against them.  And I would argue it should be weaponized against them.  You shouldn’t be allowed to through a slur around when your own name gematria matches it.  That’s the basics of dipshitmatic immunity.  If I call you a douchebag, by default I am not a douchebag.  If I say you’re a pedo, by default I am not a pedo.  At least from a not logically thought out actual occurring in real life psychology perspective.

So just for fun, let’s practice with some acronyms.  Changing a well known acronym, not just into nonsense but something of the opposite of the normal usage.  No need to worry about typing it into your favorite confirmation bias calculator.

LED = Lightless, Entirely Dark

FBI = Fumbling Band of Incompetents

GEICO = Genuinely Evil Insurance Company

NAFTA = Nearly Always Frangible Trump Agreement

FUBAR = Fully Useful, Beautiful And Reliable

MADD = Marvelously Admirable Drunken Drivers

GOAT = Gigantically Offensive Asshole Tyrant

That’s enough of that for the background.  The point is, when abbreviated to an acronym and without the context of the well known meaning there’s something lost in the translation.  Gematria cult leaders expect you to learn certain numbers, repeated over and over.  Those that automatically jump out at you, the newly initiated cult member so that you’re in on the secret.  You’re part of the club.  But as for the rest of the world, the sane part at least.  The lack of nuance and context is hollow.  You only have the word of the dear leader that 113 or 666 means what they say.  And they really don’t like it when you independently develop the critical thinking skills to realize that once the projection is stripped away they are either the GOAT, or the other GOAT.  Or just somewhere in between and they’ve provided no real evidence that’s worthwhile.