Know Your Grifter Tactics - Being Wrong and Being Proud of It

 I picked Simple Truth Television as a generic, “I’m not Zachary Hubbard” sports betting operation.  Being proud of being wrong, manifested in not removing all the old material that was wrong and taking the time to be wrong about multiple incompatible ideas so that at least something might hit as a win.

Now he definitely is not as abrasive as Zach, which might work to his disadvantage.  For example, Trump’s base of followers are notoriously unhinged and weird and it’s what elevates MAGA to actual cult status.  There’s so many things wrong to choose from and they do not care.  What they do care about and love is the angry ranting and open hatred.  For Arthur of Simple Truth, last I heard he was a taxi or Uber driver and the fake predictions on the internet for sports betting was just a side hustle.  Additionally, Simple Truth TV makes its way into the Sports Gematria recap videos as someone calling out Zach for his racist remarks; one of the leaders of the “I’m not Zach therefore my sports picks are good” logical fallacy crowd.

So what actually happened and is gone now was at least one short video declaring that it would be Mets and Yankees in the World Series.  

There is this older “clue” video indicating a Subway Series, but as the possibility grew less remote he got bolder.  That mimics Zach’s format really well, start of with clues.  Wait until the playoff teams are announced before going too crazy on actual predictions.  Then tweaking as the upsets happen and the final play is in the books.  So it was Mets/Yankees.  Then it was Dodgers/Yankees.  Then he rolled the dice and it was Dodgers sweeping in four.  Then it was the current video, boldly proclaiming “As predicted Dodgers win the World Series.”

One thing I’m certain of.  Even though it was a likely possibility, NOBODY in the gematria sports crowd predicted Dodgers winning the World Series in five games before the first pitch was thrown.  Always the post mortem analysis framed as genuine predictions.  A cheap parlor trick that has been going on before the internet.

Making multiple predictions and false claims and not caring that you’re wrong about them should influence people’s decision making process.  But instead they just dismiss what they want to not believe and latch on to the other echo chamber messaging that based on bias they liked.

Perhaps the marketing plan can incorporate this idea for the remainder of the football season:

The sports picks are equally bad no matter where you land.  So have a coupon for money off.  <sarcasm font>Because winning a gazillion dollars with a magical system that was discounted $10 makes all kinds of fucking sense.</sarcasm font>

Know Your Grifter Tactics - Lack of Dedication

When you have a long running TV series there’s usually an ongoing theme for the entire series.  I shouldn’t have to say that, but a couple generations of lack of real education does wonders for vaporizing critical thinking brain cells.  So you’ve got The Walking Dead.  Few humans left versus zombies.  Got it.  Now you dress up individual seasons with a narrative that ties together that season leading up to a climactic season finale.  Wow, Negan is a human but he’s a bad ass meanie and he’s gonna kill someone in our group of heroes.  Got it.  Then there’s room to throw in single episodes that don’t have much or anything to do with the theme.

This is about continuity errors.  Dedicated fans will never forgive a switch to the series premise.  Completely alienated by the idea that they were really sick humans that could be treated medically instead of zombies.  Or anything major.  A continuity error, that can slip by, even when noticed as being forgivable.  Negan given, two seasons after his introduction, a birthday party and it’s stated he’s five years younger than two years ago.  Which didn’t happen.

There’s zero dedication to the staff that puts out outrage porn conspiracy theories.  Covid has a still a thing, but since there’s an election a week away, so what?  I don’t believe in the crap I’m churning out, so let’s completely lose sight of the continuity.

Teri Garr is a celebrity well known enough to Boomers that there’s some instant name recognition.  But combining her not being an A list celebrity with ignoring the previous season’s content we got this:

A single, lonely Twixter post a half a day after the MSM announcement of her passing about the vaccines being the cause.  The incessant disrespectful chatter from a few years ago about the plans the government had to kill off the world population through an impossible to achieve logistically program of forced vaccinations is essentially completely forgotten.  Because stupid shit like that’s more easily replicated by the mindless keyboard warrior army is much more important.  Stupid shit translation - Kamala working at McDonald’s, Haitians eating pets, or whatever nonsense Trump just said.  That’s some high quality cult like behavior.

The gematria scriptwriters fared little better with two posts from one single account.

That one I understand pretty well.  They’ve been sticking to sports lately.  A safe haven for the series premise that you can magically win lots of money gambling regardless of who is the U.S. president.  The chuckle knobs that wrote the material during Covid.  They’ve either moved on or they’re planning out the next season.  Maybe that will be Insurrection 2.0.  Maybe that will be more hurricanes created by those pesky libs to make red state southern U.S. republican leaders look bad.  Maybe it can be lots of other repeated plot points.  But you have no predictive powers with low quality gematria style fake evidence, so you need a better read on the test audience for an ending that makes at least some sense for the series narrative modified into a season narrative.  What we do know.  It will be pure fiction.  It will be hateful and bigoted because that’s all they know.  And it will at times be mind numbingly stupid.

Turf Wars - Again

 https://youtu.be/JkpP-ObV5UY?si=MLR5sGLc2oLa-Acg

Zach announced this video on his Twitter channel, which may in part explain recent interest in my material.  Historically, instead of using these pages to awaken to how the whole gematria picking sports winners and even Presidents is hogwash, people with their own attention getting ideas look for dirt to attack Zach.  And as with the defection in this video gematria is not treated as being “wrong” outright, it’s just “weird and not for me.”

And that is perfectly fine, especially when there is a perfectly reasonable and logical counterpoint presented like there is here, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

I’m speculating that Zach has been busy trying to drum up followers for his ever changing group of Patreon subscriber griftees.  When he does that he starts getting push to have his followers try and spread the word to other truthers.  These people tend to talk among themselves because even a Joe Rogan personality doesn’t want anything to do with them for even a piece of a show.  So you get maybe a couple thousand people that get exposed to gematria for the first time and some might get hooked on the bait of making money gambling for just one season.

So in this video, the conversation shifts to if you’re from Zimbabwe, does gematria even affect you since it’s being done on English.  Now, the correct answer is that it operates the same regardless of language - it’s a dishonest attempt to manufacture fake evidence to support your talking point.  The talking point can vary but it’s usually sports or politics and once in a blue moon actually the original Biblical scripture use.  And when Turf Wars brew, there’s not an awakening.  The cult members already have training on push back since they get it all the time.  And in this, it’s.  Well the numbers are everywhere and the numbers don’t lie.

So I’d like to add my favorite counter to that for the Turf War.

Like you aren’t committed to English as the written and spoken language, there are loads of other numbering systems.  Just because base ten makes sense to us there is binary, base 8, hexadecimal, Roman numerals.  These get used for gematria.  It’s been awhile but there was a lovely little phase when Roman numerals were used as the English letters all willy nilly just to force narratives.

The real point is if the conversation started opposite - talking about numbering systems and Zach’s crony conceded it would have then switched to, “but the letters don’t lie” and maybe spouting a couple of the old chestnuts that make a little more sense than others.

It’s arguing for the sake of arguing.  Contrarianism for the sake of attention.

All? Did You Say ALL?!?

Sorry, but gematria isn’t designed for an ALL designation.  Gematria is designed for stumbling around aimlessly until you find that one thing that suits your narrative and making a big deal about it.  In the meantime ignoring the many failures along the way.  With a little patience it’s inevitable to come up with something that follows even the less bizarre and commonly accepted cheats to find the opposite narrative.

 

Two of the lesser used ciphers, but still available on the Gematrinator calculator and possibly my favorite cheat of all time, dropping zeroes.  Since the Squares cipher usually ends up getting some pretty chunky values dropping zeroes or even dropping repeated digits may be your best friend there.

It was a pretty simple task to poke around using various combinations of Kamala and Harris and something indicating election victory compared to BTTF or Back to the Future.

As always, the real challenge in gematria would be to not find any match at all.  Words like ALL and NONE have no business being in the conversation or the decision making process of who to vote for.

Know Your Gematria Grifter Tactics - Bad Grammar

 

Our story today starts with one of my favorite parts of gematria, Phaseshropping.  Or if you prefer, call it cherry picking through different synonyms or lists of similar words (e.g. demon and harpy aren't synonymous, but close enough for “evil”) until you find the one that bests suit your forced gematria.  And then there is the gematria phraseshopper’s best friend, the letter ‘s’.  Dog and dogs are both easily identified as the same creature.  In addition to plurals, ‘s’ also has the value of being part of verb conjugation.  He can lose his temper easily and he loses his temper easily.

So our friend here has decided to buck the trend of the mainstream idea that 666 is the king of the evil numbers and give us an excuse to watch King Leonidas kick some Persian ass because the Spartans don’t like their pronouns.  So it’s also important to imply that it’s not just your narcissistic self centered phraseshopping ass that decided 300 is super important, let’s drag some deities into it.  2 Gods of undetermined intent or origin, chose Trident sugarless 300 for gods that prefer 300 as the symbol of evil gum.  And the intent was to phraseshop 2=2 with A1=1+1=2 to refer to a singular and transfer the ‘s’ to the verb and…

Use choses which isn’t a real word unless you’re talking about the old Norman word for things, a noun.

The intent was to never find any divine or meaningful connection between phrases.  Finding a 300 or five is a foregone conclusion.  There’s no serious thought or intent to insert an expert opinion at the adults table.  And there’s no care for being right, even on what should be a simple thing like grammar.

My grammar isn’t perfect but I’ve been a long way separated from making up words to prove my point imperfect.  And what I’ve learned over the past decade is that it is pointless to actively go on Twixter where I found this and point out the correction.  I have some specific thoughts to share about grammar Nazis that will be toned almost entirely differently depending on the outcome of the November 5th election.

Nuclear Civil War Gematria

 

Your squad is off on patrol while the rest of the platoon is doing other platoony stuff.  And you sight your enemy, two soldiers from the hated other side - probably gay, maybe white but they look tan enough, definitely lefties.  The gematria said so.  You sneak up close enough to fire your trusty AR-15 and then the squad leader decides,

“Fuck it, just nuke ‘em.”

The account that posted nuclear war gematria shows as being from California.  I can’t be sure with the #iran and #israel but it’s odd that we’re talking about “military activity in my area”.  And training foot soldiers for a nuclear war in the Middle East.  That’s not the best use of tax dollars that could go better to the Trump/Vance vision of economic strength via bloated insurance executive salaries and bonuses.  What exactly do you train them to do?  Die of radiation sickness a little bit slower?

Or, <gasp>, since gematria is so vague and the right wing extremists that run their mouths off with gematria decodes about the end of the world, are you actually thinking you need to have the military trained on standby for a civil war on U.S. soil?!?  That’s kinda the problem with shitty gematria style evidence.  War Is Coming doesn’t tell you when, where, who is warring.  That’s the sort of need to know information that the troops should be let in on.  Even before working out the logistics of 1/2 and 1/2 of the ideologies being mingled throughout the land you have to have a rough idea of who the enemy is.  For instance, HITLER was a bad guy.  Easy, right?!  Japan had it easy - giant dinosaur with radioactive breath - that’s the bad guy.  You fly your plane close by, shoot your middles, then it sweats you out of the air and you die.  Got it?  Now Trump, he’s the good guy because he loves HITLER.  Shut up and learn who to wear your lead flak jacket so you can shout pro Republican slogans for a few hours after radiation exposure.

The right has a pretty solid lock on the “I have a gun and I’m not afraid to use it crowd”.  They’ve got the neo Nazi militias.  They’ve got some YouTube channels masked as gun rights activism that just by their existence serve to intimidate.  Whoa.  Maybe it’s safer for me to be pro Trump.  My asshole neighbor might kill me otherwise.  And although those accounts appear a lot in the angry prepper circles there is one that although he doesn’t actually do gematria he comments on Zach’s videos.  And the relationship is symbiotic, Zach’s gematria flunkies comment on how great his videos are.  (Side note, according to his own words on a recent video he just lost his job.  It’s pretty safe to guess that he drew the line at a nuclear AR-15 as being a bit too much of overkill.)

As soon as one person is allowed to have a personal drone with miniature nuclear missiles then EVERYONE is going to need one.  It’s our inalienable right to have something arguably a gun, if you have the right Supreme Court justices in place, to fly around unregulated.  Civil War without anybody having a clue as to who the actual enemy is sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it?  Glorified road rage where the gematria gives you the excuse for your arbitrarily selected target.

2024 Election - Real Evidence Vs. Fake Evidence

Legal Eagle YouTube

The last eight years has not been a lot of fun for people who can actually apply critical thinking skills and sit back and watch those that refuse to accept reality, even if for a brief period of time.  As with myself, I am not 100% on board with all of Harris’s policy positions and announced plans.  I have voted for Republican presidents in the past and not been too sorry about the choice considering the other option.  But it’s pretty easy to see if you look at the real evidence that voting for Trump in this election is what is traditionally called wasting your vote.  Objectively there’s no reason to vote for a proven criminal to be the leader of a democracy, that’s a huge oxymoron and shows the most brazen lack of understanding big the American Constitution possible - voting for a dictator.

But The People have their say, as misguided as they are.  And through purposeful lack of education and deflecting blame to the wrong targets, there are a significant number of people more than willing to believe the word of so called influencers who for fun and profit have a job of disseminating disinformation that still holds a grip on those who refuse to apply any effort to analyzing long term effects.  And although they might not actually outnumber people who are willing to think critically occasionally, they are a lot more vocal and produce an outsized portion of background static - misinformation that clouds the real issues.

The Legal Eagle video linked above gives a pretty good recap of the multitude of reasons not to vote for Trump from an objective and rational standpoint.  Recapping every offense would be impossible.  Every day he opens his mouth Trump proves his lack of fitness for office and the sorry state of my country to allow him to gain that post in the first place.  All the real evidence you need for November 5th is in there.  And today I want to highlight what he said about judging people by the company they keep.  Although the legal, financial, and life troubles of a Rudy Giuliani makes the news the influencer propagated propaganda responsible for the useless background noise has an impact, a rather significant one, on conversations that take place in real life outside of the internet.  And if you believe that gematria quality evidence counts as good information worthy of being added to the conversation, that’s pretty sad for you, indirectly for me, and the rest of the world that mostly views Trump correctly as the incompetent nitwit he is.  Somehow asshats doing Obama is the Antichrist decodes is more worthy of voting decisions than Trump’s proven track record of being a terrible businessman, lack of understanding of economics, numerous bankruptcies, and throwing his staff of “experts” under the bus on a whim.

 

Earlier I covered who TRUMP=29 and BIDEN=29 in reverse reduction.  (Busting on gematria is my thing, but there’s lots of other Fox News generated propaganda that could be substituted for fake news examples).  The same principle that applied to that applies with Harris.  No matter what phrase you make pro or con about one can easily be shifted to the other.  It’s impossible other than by more fakery (e.g. the bullshit “discernment in gematria decodes” argument) to justify gematria alone as a valid piece of evidence.

The company that the modern GOP keeps has been taking advantage of the broken electoral college system for ages.  There’s an outsized impact of gematria style evidence having an impact on less educated rural populations, especially the Deep South.  And by gosh they are more than happy to verbally assault people in real life and the internet with the talking points.  Gematria, conspiracy theory light, an opening gunfight in the movie to sit you down and listen to the bigoted, hateful and factually incorrect other material to follow.

Although even the likes of a Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn’t openly embraced gematria, the company she keeps and those that voted her in does.  At least some of them.  And she sure as hell hasn’t done the intellectually proper and sane thing of coming out and publicly proclaiming, “Gematria is bullshit”.  

A vote for Trump was a a vote for lawlessness.  A society filled with workplaces that everyone is allowed to do whatever they want with no repercussions which will end up being people mutually treading on each other’s life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.  That’s humanity for you.  As Devin says in the video, this is not hyperbole, the most important election of your lifetime is just around the corner and it’s time for America to get their shot together before the economic disaster of being ostracized by the rest of the parts of the world with a more functional government.

But That’s Not Fast Enough

You got up this morning, tense about the upcoming election regardless of which candidate you support.  And you have to wait until fucking SUNDAY to count your losses on shitty sports picks.  What do you do?  You NEED to lose that money NOW.

Get a memecoin.

https://www.britannica.com/money/meme-coin-trading

It’s this age’s version of the penny stock.  Super speculative, highly attractive to criminals for its use as a pump and dump scheme (schemecoin?) and doesn’t have any real value.  Just a giggle to have a community centered club to talk about.

But wait a second, you say you’re a gematria sports junkie and you’re just itchin’ to get a taste of that sweet feel of an empty checking account ASAP?!  There’s great news for you - the gematria memecoin, $GMTR.

Now that’s the ticket.  Blending ancient wisdom with modern technology because you just know the evil empire that codes our entire language to mean anything you want to make it mean was dying to make cryptocurrency a thing back when the sports were things like foot races in sandals and the javelin throw.

One of the first things I noticed about GMTR is that in reverse it equals 50.  You know what else equals 50?  FRAUD=50.  That doesn’t look to good.  But I know that gematria can be used to mean anything I want so I’m not worried.  If I wanted to I could do a whole narrative on the GMTR tie to FASCISM = 229, 229 being the 50th prime number and blah, blah, blah, but what would be the point?  I have critical thinking skills and understand that memes are good for some laughs but not a basis for financial decision making or even who is the the better candidate not Donald Trump.

Which is part of the whole gematria style level of evidence problem.  Emotional reaction to fear porn based on baseless conspiracy versus long term objective evidence.  Sit down with a gematria memecoin purchaser and they are far more likely to show blind allegiance to Trump not DESPITE he talked about cats being eaten but BECAUSE he talked about cats being eaten.  And they will then show you all the memes they have saved up to own the libs.  And try to talk about his bankruptcies and adding to the national debt and how Obama and Biden actually did good with the economy and see that you will make zero progress on convincing them.

The meme is mightier than the sword.

Internet Chess Cheating - A Conspiracy Theory Politics Allegory

 

I’ve warned about the parallels of chess cheating with other internet games, especially poker, before.  Things are really cooking along well according to my projections and the only thing we’re short of now is some chess sites that are pretty obviously bogus that “big name stars” who get paid sponsorship money support them to publicly advertise how great the site is.  And those sites offer prize money which as time goes on more and more people slowly wake up to finding out these prizes are fraudulent.

But let’s back up to the current chapter.  Vladimir Kramnik is a former world champion in a slow time control format, having knocked off Garry Kasparov through legitimate hard work, dedication and talent.  Daniel Naroditsky is a blitz chess monster.  Arguably one of the top few bullet chess masters where you get one minute for the ENTIRE GAME.  A format that requires an entirely different skill set than slow time controls.

Kramnik, who has been making false accusations of cheating for over a year now, has been going more and more off the deep end with his behavior and insinuations and he would make a wonderful conspiracy theorist.  Or maybe it’s better to call him an actual conspiracy theorist without altering the moniker because it’s not political in nature.

Kramnik is Donald Trump.  He simply refuses to admit that he’s long in the tooth and that he’s just not able to keep up with the crop of teenagers and early 20’s kids that adore and excel with the new format.  That format is speed chess, the faster the better and the less like the stodgy old format the better.  Today it’s Naroditsky who is the ever rotating liberal surrogate being accused of cheating.  Without any real evidence.  Naroditsky has been spending time defending himself for actions that he shouldn’t need to explain.

In the meantime there are legitimate news sources (the older established chess sites) just reporting on the facts and trying to be neutral.  And there’s lots of armchair experts picking sides including somebody like Hans Niemann now taking a break from trashing hotel rooms to team up with Kramnik, openly and publicly embracing Kramnik as a mentor.

Although vague and weird at first, Kramnik has become more and more Trump like where the attention has become the reason for the actions than actual concern for the cheating.  His latest, a step too far that should have a solid negative impact on his credibility will be completely ignored by his version of Republicans who don’t care about evidence.  It is simply not possible for Naroditsky to cheat in the manner he’s accused of.  Using a computer to create your moves, looking at the computer, transferring that image to the brain and then the computer mouse, is simply not physically possible for a human in a blitz game.  In a one minute game especially you’d lose using a computer more than it would benefit you unless you had cobra strike type reflexes.

But the talk about the cheating is more important than the actual cheating.  Backed up by all the recent material I’ve read about what Kramnik is up to, like a Trumper insisting Obama needs to show his birth certificate, any game he analyzes - that’s a foregone conclusion he will find something to falsely accuse of cheating.  And along the way since cheating at internet chess is so prevalent now he might accidentally Texas sharpshooter style logical fallacy hit on a real cheater.  In the meantime, the list of people falsely accused grows as the accused is pretty much anybody that beats him in a game.

There’s no ethical concern, no standards for when to apply a cheating action.  It’s all projection and gematria quality baseless conspiracy evidence.  He has actually been caught cheating himself.  To “test the algorithm”, so he says.  Yeah.  Right.

Most of the top bullet and blitz players are registered independent and simply want to play and not be involved with the drama.  The chess YouTube streamers that comment on his last year’s rhetoric are all, “Dude, what exactly the fuck is your problem?!?”

Since the talk of cheating and bad sportsmanship is rising this has spilled over into non internet chess.  Recently we also have a young grandmaster punching a photographer in the back after losing a game and a former Ukrainian now Romanian player using the old phone in the bathroom trick.  All the red flags of poor social skills that should matter but don’t much are in place throughout the internet and spilling over into real life.

Cryptolemurs

I found a group of Twixter users that have latched on to a combination of gematria, computer code, and AI.  And lemurs.  For that social club and secret society type vibe they’ve latched on to lemurs as their spirit animal.  That’s actually kind of quaint.

Before I got too far into wondering if it was just a silly and idle pastime, the aforementioned club, I found the bit where there’s a program that I believe is supposed to find words and phrases with a 666 value in Satanic Gematria.

Here’s some trading of crypto wallet addresses or something (sorry, I don’t waste my time in crypto):

 

The “negative time” thing in the first screenshot is mentioned in other posts.  And there’s a lot of pictures of stock charts with various different cryptocurrency.  And a use of an old lemur pun - lemur lemerrier - several times.

Even the mention of gematria (or misspelled GEMETRIA as in the above hashtag) is enough to destroy any credibility.  But they had to go for looking for 666 in Satanic Gematria of all things.  The red flags are in place, there’s a financial hook, and a scapegoat of Satan, and lots of wild numbers like the 9vqs… character string stuff and wildly fluctuating price points in crypto values within a single day.  And yes, like you might imagine a quantum gematria would operate where it’s significant and a message designed for a particular user and not globally, when YOU check the price and its $0.000437 per coin that’s a message for YOU to drop the zeroes and pull out your gematria calculator and stat looking for 437.

There is likely a nice little gradient in the works here.  Some will get fully invested in the magical idea and start poking around the Qanon/Maganon world of some liberal figurehead being the Antichrist.  Some will find it silly and start messing with it for the lulz (a “smarter person’s” sports betting) and somewhere out there is someone that’s lying about their success rate and selling courses on how to improve your discernment, correctly evaluate the negative time calculations and which coins you should be switching to and when.  The one account on YouTube I’m most familiar with also sells shirts as well as expensive courses.

And that brings me to the final point.  That account is also talking up End of Times eschatology as a talking point.  I personally find this to be the most ridiculous hook I’ve heard in years.  It takes a deeply unserious and/or cognitively damaged person to get into a mental state where you should invest gamble on cryptocurrency if the world is coming to an end.  At least the evangelicals that use gematria still talk about preparing your soul for The Rapture instead of trying to take your money with you to the afterlife.  Or maybe it’s actually a good idea to lose your money on shady crypto investment advice so you don’t have any to take with you to the afterlife?

Our Fake Numbers Are Better

 https://www.thedailybeast.com/panelists-gopers-are-gaslighting-themselves-on-trump-win/

The usual fake electoral maps are circulating.  Maybe not as extreme as this actual gem that election deniers put out:

But still pretty obvious because when there’s anything resembling a close contest they go overboard anyway and make it an unrealistic landslide.  California going red?  Highly unlikely.

But now thanks to Polymarket, the gematria sports decoders can join the “let me work my letters and numbers magic and will my reality into existence” with something other than the gematria.  We know they love gambling with gut feeling and emotion, otherwise they wouldn’t have gotten into gematria in the first place.  And they love cryptocurrency.  Its extreme volatility makes lots of numbers and wild swings and is super scammy.  So why not go ahead and plunk down some money on the election?  In fact, why do you even need gematria at all if you can just put down election bets and the winner is who has the highest amount of money bet?

There’s a lot of moving parts that can go wrong.  And even though it’s technically illegal for U.S. citizens to gamble on their election, I’d bet that they have found a way.  Like a $30 million dollar anonymous crypto bettor way.

Psychologically I get why the fake maps are made and why there’s a sense of “joining the bigger crowd”.  But the supporters within the States putting money down, they’ve already made up their minds about the actual vote.  And the people on the midline don’t really care about the emotion driven propaganda.  And some of those people are rather open in comments of YouTube videos that they aren’t doing great financially and are desperate for winning the lottery to fix their finances.  The odds are against them, and they have already been dipping into their entertainment budget for risky decisions.

But you do you.

As it turns out the psychology behind gambling addiction and sports gematria decodes turns out to be a wondrous self fulfilling negative feedback loop.  The more you play, the more you lose, the more desperate you get.  The big bettors at Polymarket, the single big donations that can move the line stand to make some serious coin on a Trump victory.  The less than brilliant sports gamblers that are making more whimsical bets based on emotion, as in the clip of Cuban and Co. mocking them, they think they’re affecting votes when they aren’t.  And the no win situation of another four year Trump hellscape or bitter election denial made up rhetoric will be here in 2025.

Tie Dying

Never underestimate the level of childish lack of real evidence and mental gymnastics from the low intellect Trump supporters.  I made sure to include the one comment that says it’s blue, and that’s pretty important.  And we have TRUMP WEARING PURPLE TIE = 287 = THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.  And don’t forget the 1776 WARNING.  The dog whistle that we are crazy and stupid enough to grab our guns if our messiah doesn’t reach a second term.  But let’s get a little more direct to the point to summarize the problem with Trump wearing a purple tie or not:

The messiah has worn a forbidden color.  Not because it looked good with the suit he picked or he just happens to like the color, at least on this day.  Something as petty and meaningless as colors of clothing worn is a magic signal of evil intentions.  Purple, the color of royalty, is not just a symbol of Phoenician old timey elite royalty to be despised for the audacity of being wealthy.  Phoenicians…ate babies.  And Qanon accounts on YouTube (although it may be more correct to label them Maganon, now) have been milking the Save the Children from the NWO Phoenician baby eaters bullshit for a long time.

Because you guessed it, it’s not about being pro your side so much as finding an excuse for monetized harassment by cherry picking every time a liberal politician wears purple.  Like, that never happens other than a signal that they’re hungry for babies today.  And to throw more mindless lunacy into it, Tiffany blue and blue + red = purple is also a no-no.  And more lunacy on top of that, what qualifies as officially Tiffany blue seems to be pretty subjective.  The doctrine of “close enough.”

Yep.  Coming down to the wire on a pretty important election Spamatria is still being used to try and stir up trouble.  And had to take time out for damage control because the higher ups in on the grift know that some of these sheep that are gullible enough to give the bullshit credibility have figured out that their hero wearing the forbidden color doesn’t make sense.  Much like his entire first term in office.

The color signaling by itself may not be too bad, but these nonsense believers are the keyboard army that gets involved with the more dangerous stuff.  All the things that get done in the name of owning those pesky bleeding heart libs, like making dangerous for FEMA relief employees to actually do their job because of death threats.  Those color signal believing weirdos are the same ones that believe FEMA makes hurricanes to do a land grab for lithium.  Yes, that’s a real manufactured story.  It’s all fun and games getting away with aiding domestic terrorism.

Yes, that’s Dying and not Dyeing.  Something as simple as clothing color gets people killed and we need look no further than the botched Covid response.

Know Your Gematria Grifter Tactics - Covering All Options

It’s not just the same as buying a bet slip for every possible horse race outcome or every low odds parlay just so you can brag about that one winner among the overall loss.  It’s about covering all your bases so any arbitrary decision can be justified at any time.  That’s extremely useful when your cult leader does something reprehensible that you don’t like and finally the cognitive dissonance of holding contradictory beliefs breaks down.

I enjoy my fiction to be a little bit less death threaty and antagonistic, so I never put much thought into gematria narratives.  It is 100% definitely the case that gematria newbies do not realize tue total arbitrary nature of the decodes.  Based on gematria alone, every one can be pointed at and claimed to be evil with statistically insignificant numbers.  They just choose to pick out who or what they dislike to bray out about.

And there’s of course listening to the cult leader for guidance on who you’re supposed to hate.  My own opinion here, I don’t think a lot of people really care about the Jesuits rigging sports narratives so much as the actual sports betting.  But casual exposure can lead to the playing around and finding out numbers that make you look good that will prime the pump to notice them later.  And the negative stuff about what you dislike.  Once you learn the numbers for  <racially supercharged word redacted> or <gender/sexual identity supercharged word redacted> they will stick if your bigotry commands your life.

Death is at the top of the list for being handled weirdly and wildly inconsistently.  Among the flock of cult members some of them may admire the person that died, which is a problem since the “evil empire” has often been scapegoated as making them a ritual sacrifice.  They sold their soul to the devil, got more than they bargained for and had it coming to them.  Yet they can’t make up their minds about who was a good guy/gal murdered by the evil empire and who was a bad guy/gal that made the Faustian deal.  So we get all over the map, and each individual cognitively damaged cult member will pick and choose what they want and other than mild disagreements ignore contradictory narratives no matter who bizarrely off they are from their “discernment”.

So you get:

1). They were murdered by the evil empire because they were fighting against them.

2). They sold their soul and were ritually sacrificed.

3). The -48* style JFK Jr. is not actually dead.

4). The -48 style JFK Jr. and even his dad are dead but are coming back to life.

5). There are people alive now that aren’t really alive because they died and the figure presented is either a clone, robot, lizard shapeshifter, or AI.

6). The occasional lunatic grifter from yesteryear who passed away may get a rare, “I’m sorry to report that this wonderful person…” eulogy.

Basically, completely arbitrary.  And it’s up to you to decode it according to your discernment, with no regards to other people’s discernment.  Just keep in lock step with the other culties and keep posting those memes that the middle of the pyramid scheme that knows it’s bullshit keeps pumping out.

I found a new excuse for explaining how your discernment, and that’s discernment meaning “please don’t look into why you’re having doubts about the bullshit you’re being fed”, is handled.

That’s right.  Gematria has been INFILTRATED.  On a smaller scale the evil empire has gotten on to decoders analyzing sports and will flip the script to make you look bad.  Ignoring the script being kept for the many others who correctly picked the winner.  Everything is about you and only you.  And yet you wonder why everyone calls you out on being a bad, selfish self centered douchebag.  Now, the gematria discernment has reached the cosmically astounding levels of logical fallacy stupidity.  The evil empire has invaded the evil empire and only the evil empire can save us from the evil empire.

Maybe I shouldn’t mention this last part, but screw it.  From the narratives floating around in what I see on YouTube there’s already prep work for the demise in f Donald Trump.  It’s mostly that he’s always been treated unfairly (no, he hasn’t unless you mean that he should be in jail, but your narratives don’t support that). And that when he dies it’s instantly going to be marked as an assassination by the left, regardless of the manner it actually happens.  He could pass away peacefully in his sleep and he’ll still join the grifter astrological pantheon of still being alive, dead by poisoning, he was a clone all along or whatever the current fear porn narrative is churning out.  In the short term, it’s likely prep work for Stop the Steal Insurrection 2.0.  If he wins it was fair, if he loses he was cheated.  Because gullible people’s votes count.

Stealing Synchronicity

 

Synchronicity in gematria more often than not turns into not gematria.  There’s no part of ancient texts that says, “Make sure to analyze every word and number you come across just in case it means something super important to your life.”  For those that do allow their brains to wander to strange places and get synchronized (and unsynchronized?!?) regularly without going schizophrenic, they end up stealing other people’s synchronicity.

Somewhere out there is the rightful possessor of a license plate with 6467, and some thug is muscling in on their synchronicity.  Every person that comes in close contact with that license plate is in on the theft.  The manufacturer of the plate, those that made it stole synchronicity meant for you.  The truck you cut off then passes you back and sees your plate.  The driver stole your synchronicity.  You parked at the Target lot, everyone in the store might have been someone stealing your synchronicity.  Or better yet, maybe somebody didn’t steal your synchronicity and YOU are responsible for True Value Hardware going bankrupt.  It’s all fun and games until you don’t have any more screws to give your romantic partner.

But they never talk about the negative synchronicity.  It’s at the worst neutral, odd, but neutral.  It’s mostly used for something cool like a feel good Bible quote like we have here.  Or I have synchronicity with the hot chick at True Value and I had nothing to do with the bankruptcy.

 I don’t know if the guy who tried to start up Quantum Gematria addresses it, but maybe this is part of the idea.  You have to actually observe the 6467 plate for the synchronicity to take effect.  Otherwise the 6467 plate could just by owning the plate number force their existentialism/solipsism on everyone else.  There’s other people with the same numbers, too.  There’s lots of other people with different plate numbers.  It’s like a multiverse of competing existentialist philosophical crisis, and only Dr. Really Strange Because He Does Gematria can save us.

In the meantime, I want to know who or whom has the license plate for climate change.  I don’t, because I’m sane I haven’t run gematria on my license.  And not through fear I have no intention of checking that out.  Instead of self centered attention seeking or gambling it’s long overdue that somebody start decoding fusion power or something.  That’s a project even rich Republicans who invested in Florida real estate could get on board with.  Because the gematria decodes so far have pretty much only been predicting the end of the world today and not magically wishing away hurricanes.

When Your Gematria Leader Puts On Cologne

As I started collecting background info I thought, wow, I wonder if this qualifies as legitimate predictive programming.  And by golly it does.  There’s a Simpson’s episode where Bart buys Marge a huge bottle of French Perfume which inspired actual real life Simpsons cologne and perfume.  And it’s the episode where she considers CHEATING on Homer with her bowling instructor.  So if it’s in The Simpsons it must be true.

The beauty of gematria, the ability to link the most mind numbingly stupid connections every day and claim it as secret knowledge.

But I really was just going for the Cologne Germany play on words.  While U.S. ultra right wing conservative business leaders were busy not learning math, English, science, civics or much of fucking anything actually useful in school they also were busy failing history.  The old “doomed to repeat it” phrase.  And it’s extremely odd that the U.S. that once embraced stopping a fascist dictator from taking other people’s stuff in WWII is now thinking that maybe a return to the good old days of war would be fun and let’s play the bad guy this time!  Playing Cowboys and Indians is just not fun for kids anymore.  Trying to make a quick synopsis let’s say that war is messy and expensive and doing stupid things today may become super expensive in the future.  Like the cost of combatting climate change super expensive.

The actual historical reference is the bombing of Cologne.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2peopleswar/timeline/factfiles/nonflash/a1057367.shtml#:~:text=The%20target%20was%20the%20industrial,was%20not%20easy%20to%20achieve.

And despite the public relations aspect of, “We’re the good guys, we don’t kill civilians” the raid was green lit and organized and with a lot of luck went off pretty well.  Morale was low, and the idea of showing a display of force so overwhelming that people could forget their war time misery long enough to keep on keeping on with the war effort.  Several weeks ago I saw a video on YouTube about this which was presented by a military history channel.  The head honcho organizing got to use that biblical phrase from Hosea about sowing the wind and reaping the whirlwind.  Translation for gematria clowns with limited intellect, “Fuck you.  Two can play that game.” Hard to believe isn’t it, that actual historical knowledge is available on the Internet instead of just losing money on sports picks.

Segue complete and on to chapter two, which has pictures!  That will keep the gematria clowns distracted long enough to forget about not being able to read in their quest to become the next ultra conservative business leader.

Previously I shared the episode of The Mentalist where Patrick buys horse bet slips for every trifecta combination to con the target into providing info crucial to the case.  This is the exact same thing.

Only about a third of the way through the season and the Patreon subs are already low in confidence.  As morale sags, Zach or a flunky decided to play the carpet bombing Cologne card and bet all kinds of ridiculous parlays to be able to brag about one high odds winner.  And neglected to crop off the part that shows it was the $1 minimum wager.  Oopsie.  And membrainSz shows knowledge of actual gambling terminology and knowledge.  Betting like this is guaranteed a net loss every single time because of the vigorish.

Ultra right wing pseudo economists don’t care about the carpet bombing of civilians.  And how low income people get desperate and turn to risk to try and catch up on finances.  All the policies that keep the wealthy in power, not being taxed as they should and corporate loopholes and the drive for profits today over scraping along to survive tomorrow for others is not their problem.  In some areas of the U.S. if you don’t toe the line, wear a suit and tie and be a good Christian Nationalist Republican you have somewhere around a zero % chance of getting a high paying corporate job.

People desperate enough to gamble on sports picks with gematria can’t afford insurance, not that this would have done them any good anyway for the recent hurricanes.  A little higher up the food chain there’s using gematria and other bad ideas to get interested in bitcoin and other crypto.  And as for the top of the chain, well Zach is famous for not actually using his own system for placing bets himself and has been for…forever.  Membrains also had a reply to Zach talking about how he’d really just like to see some correct predictions instead of just whining about how the subscriber count is down in every video.  Hopefully he’s close to the stage where realizing that the sports pick thing not working out also means that all the other hateful and bigoted content is also bullshit.

The National Fixed League

Our often used starting point today, the gematria equivalent of why psychic’s can’t use their powers to win the lottery or even get any vision of anything right.

If gematria worked, Zach and the copycat wallet killers would simply do the gematria decodes, make a bundle and have no need to sell picks on a paywall blocked Patreon page.

There is a sort of opposite to this.  And that lies within the overused gematria sports decoder phrase, The National Fixed League.  There are some people, you can call them normies, or sane people, or ordinary people, who can actually watch a ball game on TV or even fork over the high ticket price to watch a game live and in person and just relax and watch the game.  And get this, they probably have a team they’re rooting for and can accept when then favorite team goes down in defeat.

But psychologically, sane people don’t do well in a gematria setting.  If you want to force feed somebody a constant narrative of the world and not just football is rigged against them, these people need a constant supply of cheating.  Seriously, if you want an actual armed insurrection to occur based on stolen election lies do you want someone who can shake hands like a gentleman and walk away after a loss or someone that thinks there are magnets in footballs?

That’s right, the undying cheating with magnets narrative is back.  And even the gematria gurus who don’t do sports regularly have used it.  The Gematrinator has or at least had an old post about magnets in golf balls.  But of course it’s mostly Zach that will put the line about the NFL being rigged, call it the National Fixed League, then just let some clueless newbie put in the comment about magnets in for trying to score Attaboy!^TM points.  Or relegate the magnets to a sock puppet.

It’s safe to assume that a lot of people don’t understand electromagnetism and how something like induction cooktops work.  And it’s thoroughly pointless to try to educate someone who is listening to a magnets in sports scammers rhetoric.  And trying to educate people about that misses the point of why it’s even brought up.  It’s about the cheating and not the mechanics of how and when it’s used.  It’s grooming the uninitiated into a world of gaslighting and a steady diet of lies just in case they want to take their losing on sports bets to the next level.  Like getting boozed up and punching someone in the parking lot after the game, the sports equivalent of road rage.  I know everything about everything, I was cheated so here’s a boot to the head, charlatan!

Now I promised the opposite of just using your magic powers to pick winners.  Let’s assume you’re right and the NFL is using magnets in footballs to fix the games.  Exactly the way you describe, despite the laws of physics and such.  And you’re using gematria to decode.  The only assumption I am making here is that you predicted in advance instead of pulling an After the Fact Zach post mortem reverse engineering analysis.  The magnets are in place every play of every single game and you know about them, you’re absolutely dead certain they are there.  And you know that they are forcing the narrative at times by using magnets for weird looking plays like the horrendously missed extra point that brought about the original comment above

Where in your decode is the discussion of which narrative better matches MAGNETS = 25 or MAGNETISM = 101 or similar magnets are super important to making me personally look bad decode?  Never.  That’s how often the decodes mention magnets.  Never.

Somewhere in the science classes they didn’t have or failed is the well known idea that magnetic opposites attract.  And this applies to crank magnetism as well.  People that fall for gematria style grift are attracted to both the confirmation bias of looking at things that they can claim to be right about and things that require being cheated to justify being wrong about.  Excuses, excuses, excuses.

Late Arrival to Boot Camp

You have to start somewhere, and your presence in the low levels of conspiracy grifting and propaganda, that’s going to land you menial tasks until you have proven yourself.  Hillary is an account created May 2024.  Only follows a select few accounts, natch that Trump and Musk are two of those.  The only two accounts that Hillary is followed by are spam bots.

This is an account in training.  Trying to look more “normal” so that those that fact check later see some activity instead of an account just created today going nuts.  Doing Gematrix searches of numbers is the pretty useless.  Both tue people who believe in it and the ones who know they’re pushing grift start with words and look at the values.  There’s also some spammed pictures that are tough to make out exactly what they mean or what the point is.  But it gets better.  As there is a brain behind the account.  Maybe not a high quality brain but there is something lurking there in the boredom of being assigned KP duty while going through boot camp.

It’s Bearing False Witness, not Bare False Witness.  That’s why you’re the first because you fucked it up.  And actually, I’m with you on this one.  Gematrix is not very relevant as it’s been hijacked for astroturfing conspiracy numbers ages ago.  And the limited brain power behind the searches produces lots of complete gibberish and misspellings like bare instead of bear.

So now, we’ve talked about the gibberish.  What exactly is the point of the exact cyber kinetic nonsense?  Is there a plan for 2293 and 4391 in the near future? That ‘ref fwia ang amz xatlas’ part is classic all time gibberish.  Autocorrect ducking hated it. Above and beyond the call of duty for normal Gematrix gibberish.  Are you deliberately doing a bad job to get switched to another task?  Boot camp doesn’t work that way.  Or did you do exactly what you were told?

You need to graduate from boot camp ASAP.  There’s really important stuff going on:

https://www.wbtv.com/2024/10/14/fema-contractors-ordered-stand-down-hotels-after-security-threats-messages-show/

The Washington Post reported on that story, but you have to pay for that so we’re running with the freebie for now.  This is so typical and absolutely not completely unexpected for this day and age.  People genuinely trying to help are in danger of getting shot and killed based on right wing extremist lies.  So the people that the militia is allegedly protecting are getting less help, not more, by the armed militia activity.

Now for the record, the conspiracy accounts on social media have within their completely incompatible overall theme some talking points that don’t make sense individually and certainly not together.  The crude basics are this:  The government is making hurricanes to destroy areas that have lithium deposits as an excuse to grab the land.  Destroying huge swaths of property instead of, oh something non violent and not destructive like getting a corrupt Supreme Court judge to declare that the land is now government property and arresting and locking up the land owners.

Every single one of the major gematria using social media accounts is parroting the man made hurricane line.  The lithium part, not so much.  But it crept in there.  And the YouTube channels the comments appear on are <checks notes> 100% pro Trump.  A pretty good taste of what’s to come in a four year term of another Trump stay in power.  Except much worse.  There will be more hurricanes and insurance companies will be insolvent and the victims will have nothing but what is mockingly called “Meal Team Six” to protect them from mudslides and dysentery and toxic residue from storm damage.

Instead of just keyboard warriors posting gibberish you do need some boots on the ground to do the dirty work.  So your gematria gibberish has a function, Hillary.  Somewhere out there right now is another Trump lover that believes in Q drops just waiting for some number to give them an excuse to get all liquored up and shoot somebody that is trying to help them.  And that ref fwia ang amz xatlas will not mean what it should.  Which is “Holy shit, maybe this person is a complete idiot.  I should probably stop now before the next Jan 6th.”

Know Your Grifter Tactics - Bad Etymology

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_etymology

I think the most common is the “realize” story.  It’s the Superb Owl go to phrase that you can recognize someone is a newbie to being grifted online.  Superficially it seems amazing for your gullible new truth seeker, and in case you haven’t heard it yet,

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

Congratulations weirdo, you just discovered what normies call a play on words.  You could, in theory, just annoy your coworkers with Dad jokes, but you’re blossoming into the person who thinks they are special and ultra cool for posting something that really doesn’t make sense.  The  typical newbie has no clue that the lies are being perpetuated by the grifter and not the artificially manufactured scapegoat.  Pretty soon they’ll be picking Ohio State to beat Oregon because of a gematria narrative where the #3 team beats the #2 team and blame it on the Jesuits.

And speaking of Dad jokes, the specific reason to bring this up today is I heard a new one for me.  It’s not just fun to do numbers only like our passcode from yesterday.  These false definitions and etymology often crop up in the same manner.  Your numbers only nonsense with dates isn’t even gematria.  Your words only without numbers isn’t even gematria.  There’s an awful lot of not doing gematria going around by these clowns that are into gematria.  I’ve never seen anyone actually do the gematria decode of REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES.  And that’s got a perfectly good 5666 in it which you can insist is 56 or 666 since you don’t even need a good reason to be wrong about stuff.  But anyway, the picture:

 

I snatched that from a Reddit talking about sovereign citizen word magic.  There you go, gematria users are a perfect core base of clueless people to move on to brighter and bigger things.  And once you get tired 🥱 f losing money picking football games, you get to lose your driver’s license for driving uninsured and then you’re gonna need some word magic to insist that you don’t need to follow licensing rules.  You’ll just need the hundreds of dollars to attend the seminar to learn word magic.  Pseudo Law.  With a success rate of about 0% in actual court settings.

The first thing that strikes me is that there is an equally valid claim that it’s not a pair that is renting the child, it’s just the Dad.  Pa, the common nickname for dear old Dad.  Pa Rents = Dad rents.  Mom still owns the kid.  And typical of society in real life not realizing real lies the deadbeat Dad is off tucked away in a jail cell while Mom “owns” the kid by herself as a single Mom working two jobs at minimum wage, forced to keep the kid because she wasn’t allowed to get an abortion.

Actual Dad jokes are subjective in their effectiveness and humorous impact.  Some of them I find to be quite good.  They’re short, so if not funny the pain is also short lived.  But these bad definitions are wrong 100% of the time.  That’s the point.  Spammed over and over to see who is actually gullible enough to get drawn into a rabbit hole of psychological projecting lying on to the opposite side of who is doing the majority of the lying.

 But Mom!!!!!  The nice man who told me to ask you for a gun for my 14th birthday isn’t trying to get money from me!  He said so!

Know Your Gematria Grifter Tactics - Number Parsing

 

What do you do in gematria decodes when you get a number that’s too big to be useful?  Shave that puppy down into a manageable size.  Or maybe even parse it into tiny parcels out of the whole package.

Gematria weirdos work mostly within a huge set of data points to pick and choose from.  So list A is yesterday’s bad news = keyword = two or three digit number.  List B = scapegoat = keyword = two or three digit number.  Anything other than matching two words via their values isn’t even really gematria.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen World War Z so I’ll just assume that this scene makes sense for what it presents.  A realistic password or number passcode will have strength in numbers.  Choosing the letter A would be just plain stupid.  If the keypad to enter the code is showing to enter one single letter, most criminals realizing that they only need to guess 25 times will just fly through the alphabet and in that case get it right on the first try.  If it’s a passcode of a single number, I’d wager 1 would be the first guess.  A five digit passcode, unlike gematria, that actually makes sense.

But that’s not the way the grifter mind operates.  The grifter sees five digits as a burden, usually best to be ignored.  Unless you want to make up complete gematrix.org gibberish for your phrase it’s not going to be taken seriously.  Single words and short phrases are more psychologically appealing.  While Gematrix gibberish such as Fred Illuminati bingo open architecture 2day = xxx makes you look more stupid than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

So by golly, what does one do to a number like 56964?  There’s a perfectly disgusting anti science trend going on where FEMA and meteorologists are receiving death threats:

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/11/meteorologists-death-threats-hurricane-conspiracies-misinformation

I’ve got numbers in a movie that has another organization (WHO) that I’d like to get harassed.  But that number is toooooooo fucking big.  Let’s shave that baby down to three separate numbers!  Because nothing says gematria credibility like not actually doing gematria.

The filmmakers did us a favor by not having 0 as one of the digits in the code.  That would have instantly shaved the number down to four digits.  Even though gematria critics noted long ago that dropping zeroes is optional instead of a requirement we know that it would be dropped in this case.  Four digits parsed down into two separate two digit components.  Having a remainder of that stray fifth digit and arbitrarily declaring 4 to be a number associated with death - classic not even really gematria fake decoding bullshit.  Using 4 here is the same as a weak password of the single letter A or numerical passcode of 1.

Meme of the Month

 

Here’s the story behind the picture.  Yes, it is totally made up.

Carl, as he usually does every other Friday after his bi-weekly paycheck, has traveled downtown to search for his favorite companion, Tiffani.  The routine is always identical, that is until this time.  Tiffani would listen to Carl’s latest sports decode while the other part of the $50 service was…ummmm…performed.

Tiffani was unavailable tonight.  At first Carl was worried.  The other gematria loving escorts he tried simply didn’t appreciate his sports decodes.  Bitka only talked about cryptocurrency.  Rapture drones on about the end of the world for more time than her legs were long.  Anastasia seemed to be influenced by Russian policy of trading money for sex.  But here’s the new girl.  Carl finds her name is Gem, short for Gematria.  That’s hard to tell what her Gematria clique is.  But she’s lovely.  She’s on the surface everything a man could want every other Friday night.

After a few minutes he does enough soul searching to figure out what he really wants more than the physical implications of two bodies in close proximity.  After a life of being constantly wrong about nearly everything, and being told he is wrong about nearly everything, all he needs is some validation.  Some kind of confirmation that he’s worthwhile.  Even at the cost of a fair chunk of his paycheck, just to hear someone say the words, “I’m proud of you.”, even without the sincerity that should be what really matters.

It turns out that Gem’s pimp is Attaboy!^TM. And he owns this dark and seedy part of town.  There’s so many Carl’s in this part of town.

Cartoon of the Month

 

It used to be “Climate Change is a hoax.  Please give us your money for our insurance CEO bonuses.”  Now without any explanation it’s, “The Democrats control the. weather.  Please don’t elect someone that will raise our taxes.”

Assorted Stuff

The top story has got to be Hurricane Milton.  Just like school shootings, the bigger the mayhem the more unhinged and counterproductive the online grifting community gets.  So get this actual narrative.  There’s an old kid cartoon Milton the Monster.  News has used phrases like Monstrous Milton for the Hurricane.  Alliteration has always been catchy and fun so Milton the Monster was more likely than George the Monster.  Plus the jungle already claimed George.  For the gematria weirdos, there is a bonus of the date the series first aired being October 9th, the same as the landfall date of the hurricane.  But the entire premise of the show was Milton was meek and effeminate after the creation process included too much Tincture of Tenderness. A real life predictive programming Milton the Monstrous Hurricane would have been predicted to be a Cat 5 and remained nothing more than a tropical storm.

Similar to Milton the Monster cartoons, Eric Adams troubles means the Addams family.  And from the theme song the Addams family started.  And what other Adam started a family?  Adam from Adam and Eve.  And all the other Adam’s in history were just some sort of test run gone wrong or something.

Similar to Milton the Hurricane, the cost of Helene clean up is still newsworthy.  This serves as a reminder that it would make more sense to help out by foregoing a sports betting Patreon instead of giving your money to someone with a proven track record of keeping it.  When future job interviewers find out you were part of the crowd that aided death threats to FEMA agents trying to help out those most in need I can promise it won’t be the flex you think it is today.  Disaster grift is an old staple.

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/after-storms-watch-out-scams

I find it interesting that part of the reason the Harris campaign got off to a great start was that the GOP didn’t plan on it and all their bullshit propaganda was geared towards Biden.  It would be fun if the hurricane names were changed right before landfall, just to fuck up gematria decoders.  It’s not like it would stop them from finding something to connect regardless of the name, but they get all pissy when something like a date of death is updated and corrected.

The Sports Gematria channel is back to YouTube recap videos of Zach’s weekly picks.  After an awesome week 1 it’s been back to reality for Hubbard, with week 3 losing back all the gains and the season record being about 50% and break even in $.  The marketing plan and picking strategy remains the same.  He will announce allegedly gematria only based locks of the week that are bookie odds heavy favorites.  This is your semi regular reminder that this is the same way picking experts that aren’t really experts operate when they don’t use gematria.  And as usual the numerology pickers are fighting with the not numerology pickers for who is getting the annual crop of idiots to buy into a multi-hundred dollar package deal of a seasons worth of football picks.

Back on the baseball front, the Mets are gonna win because one person noticed MJ in Spider-Man No Way Home mentioned it and that movie is set in 2024.  I don’t even know if that’s true, but gosh that is a powerful clue.  Or a team picked at random because they had to pick some team, and there’s also a lot of playoffs left to have that go wrong.  You decide.

For you parents who are monitoring your kids social media activity, here’s a red flag to look out for.  Pride in having channels deleted has been a badge of honor gematria using weirdos and not gematria using grifters have been on board with for a long time.  The traditional format is to occasionally have dubious content appear and it finally gets a channel deleted.  Then a new channel is immediately started with a proud, “The Evil Empire knows I’m on to them and they’re censoring me!”  What the newest twist is, what they name the videos on tue new channel.  They know it’s likely that a bold announcement of a title with a forbidden topic is going to attract attention.  So don’t put out a video that says, “This Is Why You Should Harass FEMA Employees” or “New Covid Hoax!” or “Kamala Harris Funds AI To Produce Adrenochrome”.  The titles aren’t just innocuous, they’re the exact same.  “JOHN IS LIVE!” and “JOHN IS LIVE!” and “JOHN IS LIVE!” and, you guessed it, “JOHN IS LIVE!”.  If you’re video presenter names things this way, they’re probably up to no good if they can’t give the audience a quick clue about the topic.  You should redouble your efforts to get the gist of it instead of assuming it’s fine.