Anagrammar

Not since JFK supposedly declared himself a pastry has the world been confused as much.  Why is Kamala Harris a bratwurst?  Could it maybe be that language keeps evolving and now something being dope is cool instead of uncool?  Yes, exactly how now being a brat is still bad, but being brat is embracing your individuality instead of being a spoiled rotten miscreant.

A brat - bad.  Brat - good. Got that?  Now this being brat thing is brand spanking new.  So brand spanking new that it hasn’t made its way to the Urban Dictionary which showed me that it meant something about spanking.  And the U.S. Conservatives are losing their shit over it, because just like the low level petty grifters who capitalize on the big time political grift, the conservative election campaign was geared towards legitimate concerns about Joe Biden’s age, and a lot of…er…nothing else.  So having hip Gen Z lingo that’s brand new to contend with, how can they shift gears quick enough?  (The answer is complain to the FEC about donations to Biden, but that’s not really relevant right now.)

Now take pity on the low level gematria grifter..  They also have no prep time, so they resort to something comfortable and familiar from the past.  So the Kamala as President Simpson’s predictive programming lingo is being spread around.  Which is deeply rooted in if they knew, including with their gematria, that this was coming, why are we only hearing about it now?  Because lack of prep time made it so.

Now when your a gematria clique leader you spend a lot of time not prepping for the future since you can’t actually predict jack shit, so your time is spent avoidng the dangers of your target finding out what’s wrong with the system, like dipshitmatic immunity or what someone else calls It’s just Math^TM.

  Remarkable gematria connections actually work both ways, and with a bit more energy and benefitting from a higher IQ you can pretty easily twist gematria into negative stories about the content creators who twist the narratives into something out of no big deal.  They are not brat, conforming to the stories that Steve Bannon, Alex Jones and Fox News spit out without a hint of originality, creativity or individualism.

The way the flock mired at the bottom of the food chain is kept in line with a combination of making the flock avoid thinking about things like Derek being a deep state agent and doling out the Attaboy!^TM for a "job well done”.  The participation award for even the most trivial and often stretched beyond the constraints of good decision making for even posting it.  The gematria equivalent of Terrence Howard claiming 1x1=2 could still get an Attaboy!^TM today.

And that’s why we have a video about the Simpsons predicting a Kamala Harris Presidency because she’s Bart Simpson.  A lower on the food chain gematria creator posted this for the beloved Attaboy!^TM from a clique leader, even though it presents contradictory information to the original story.  Not even the most diehard J.D. Vance is Paul Walker not being dead con artist or Michelle Obama is a man tasteless transvestigator can actually pull of an effective, “Lisa as President in her purple dress and beaded necklace is really Bart Simpson because…

Bart is an anagram for Brat.

That’s it.  Yeah, there’s a couple 345’s chucked in the decode for good measure.  But the main point is a simple rearrangement of four letters is the magic of the day.  The clique leader said so and even made a video acknowledging the achievement.  The ultimate Attaboy!^TM that new gematria proponents get hooked into trying to achieve before realizing that the donation link is far quicker and more effective for that little bit of positive feedback that justifies their miserable life.

I like to think of a scenario where the loud guy at the bar overhears a conversation about what Kamala being brat means since they’re not Gen Z savvy.  The loud one decides to educate them after some liquid courage and mentions the amazing anagram of Bart really being brat and the gematria consequences.  And then the people having an adult conversation about adult things and not into childish games like gematria decoding have access to this blog and learn about, It’s just Grammar^TM.  You know what else has anagrams that can be a helluva lot longer than four letters?  Something an educated adult comprehends that Gematria using chuckleheads don’t?

The compound sentence.  Pick two distinct names, preferably not anagrams for the full effect but run with what you get.  Choose any topic that includes clear opposites.  Like dead versus alive, good versus evil, likes versus dislikes.  And structure a single compound sentence:

Zachary K. Hubbard is a genius, while Neil deGrasse Tyson is a moron.

Inescapably has the same gematria as the anagram

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a genius, while Zachary K. Hubbard is a moron.

The first sentence is gematria quality bullshit, the second is at least half true.  I’m not sure that being a sociopathic grifter qualifies one as being a moron.

It’s best to not confront the drunken loudmouth beyond the simple It’s just Grammar^TM unless you’re fully prepared for conspiracy hoax double downing.  The trademarked tools listed in this blog, although not actually trademarked, are mostly geared towards someone who at least has some qualms about the validity of gematria and is receptive to learning what’s wrong with it.  They aren’t intended to be used for arguing with somebody that thinks a qualm is someone who played power forward and center in the NBA.