Gematria Cereal Box Prizes

Maybe it’s for the best that this quaint little marketing ploy doesn’t happen anymore.  Kids breakfast used to be a kind of Happy Meal.  Or at least a watered down version of a Happy Meal, because inside the box would be a little toy prize.  You get a prize with every Happy Meal, or so I’ve been told.  You ordinarily get multiple breakfasts out of a cereal box, but just one prize.

The prizes were usually themed according to the cereal.  It wasn’t just a toy race car, it was the Boo-Berry ghost race car.  It would be marked on the box what the trinket was inside.  You didn’t want the devastation of Mom getting home from shopping and finding out she got a box from the batch of cereal before the promotion.  Just cereal inside?  Where’s the fun in that?  And another fun note, due to purposeful insertion and/or settling during shipping the prize ended up near the bottom.  Or maybe that’s just a Murphy’s Law and cognitive bias thing that it just SEEMED like it was always at the bottom.

The marketing worked.  It sure worked on me.  Bypassing the cognitive processes of considering the actual nutritional content of the cereal it became more important to pester the parents about what toy was inside - simultaneously promoted on TV advertisements.  The basic equation was that the more sugar there was in the cereal equals the cooler the prize was for a six year old.  Adding joy to Mom’s attempts to get you off to a good head start on the day - the mentality of searching for hidden Christmas presents and finding out what you would be scoring and pretending to be surprised on Christmas morning.  Get a mixing bowl.  Dump the contents of the cereal box into the bowl.  Retrieve the toy immediately.  Return the not so cleverly disguised sugar injection delivery system to the box.

There are plenty of gematria decoders that refuse to grow up and not focus on the shitty quality of the cereal, but just the little toy surprises along the way.  And one of those toy surprises was rolled out as Derek was first getting his feet wet in the gematria world.  The new cipher.  And lots of new, weird, and still completely useless for real life ciphers linger today from this phase.  Keypad, Trigonal, Reverse Primes, etc…, each one effectively helping debunk the system it claims to show the value of.  If one were to limit yourself to two ciphers, and these don’t overlap in resulting gematriats, there’s just one miss to ignore.  If you use the four base ciphers, you are ignoring three misses.  And if you have a screenful of dozens of ciphers with no overlapping results you have dozens of misses to explain why the voices in your head are telling you to post a meme about the Jesuits putting snake venom in vaccines.

Somebody’s been busy fucking around and making new ciphers.

Because you can never have too many misses.  Your new cipher is your new toy surprise, keeping you distracted until you grow the hell up.  The gematria results are your shitty sugar laden cereal.

The Kaye Cipher is a William Shakespeare thing, and naturally not actual gematria.  Here’s your free literary genius toy surprise that has nothing to do with the quality of your cereal.  Here’s your Golden Ratio toy surprise.  Enjoy the irony of how actual math shows that your cereal is not just not good for you, but will kill you after eating too much.  Here’s your Trigrammaton spiritual toy surprise.  Don’t just try a single gram of cereal, try grams, NO, try a TON of grams, until your database you are decoding off of as your source material is so huge you can’t help but find a match.

The mysterious Cipher X, we’ve covered what that’s probably about recently.  The details of the other new ciphers are still hidden from view.  Apparently you need to buy a box of cereal, a website membership, to find your toy surprise.  In the meantime, the cereal makers are totally unconcerned about your mental health.  So unconcerned that the toy surprise in every box is a broken magic decoder ring.

A Long Overdue Visit to Nymville

My dear friends in Nymville missed me so much.  It’s been literally years since I talked about a Nym.

We’ve already covered a lot of the biggest celebrity Nyms.  The king and leader of the Nyms being the antonym, single handedly defeating the forces of gematria at the battle of Logical Reasoning by his mere existence.  Your battle tactics are pretty shoddy if you can find, often very easily, the opposite meaning for even a single word used as a single number.

I missed talking about one which we address today, inspired by the video recently viewed where three separate people had either avatars for the channel showing presumably themselves while wearing a mask and/or video presentations wearing a mask.  In Nymville they have no need to disguise what they are.  The community expert, Aptonym, has the standards under control.

It talks a lot of cojones to decide you are willing to put your actual name and face out there associated with dubious content.  Around the time the Alex Jones trials were first starting video was leaked of him (allegedly) wandering around his offices consuming liquor.  A lot of liquor.

https://amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/us-news/2022/10/05/633cef39ca47410b118b4597.html

For purposes of this post, let’s give the benefit of the doubt to poor Alex and assume this is faked to make him look bad when he’s just fine.  The price of celebrity is being constantly scrutinized and there’s always going to be someone looking to try to gain attention off your name and face.  We know what Alex Jones looks like.  He’s not trying to disguise it.  Name and face recognition is part of the theater, boldly going where no one should go.  If you’re trying to get donations or purchases of dubious products in your online store you don’t want the target audience to get the wrong website.  And there is even another real and out there Alex Jones, Welsh tv presenter Cassandra Alex Jones.  Although she goes by Alex it’s difficult to misidentify her as the raging lunatic Alex Jones in this story.

Not everybody has the psychological profile necessary to handle too much fame.  Since people are assholes some early positive feedback can get you more than you bargained for.  Imagine being married to a Bill Gates or Elon Musk.  Or Alex Jones. The perks of the money are nice.  But all the negative press, including deliberately fakery, is stressful.  Depression, disgust, divorce.  Celebrity relationships seem doomed to fail with both players getting too much attention when even one celebrity gets more than enough for both of them.

The gematria grift community is a mixed bag of personalities.  Most of the bigger names in the Zachosphere use what is apparently their real name.  But not all.  Mostly their actual face is on camera, not even hidden by a mask.  But not all.  The mid level folk in the pyramid, those are more likely to hide their true identity.  The beginners return to being comfortable with using their real name, only turning to disguise once the IRL temperature gets heating up to an uncomfortable level.

Hiding your face or using an AI generated voice is more intensive than just making a sock puppet account that only comments.  And it’s a pretty safe bet that the screen name is an aptonym.

Or actually, a FORCED antonym.  A true aptonym is generally regarded as an amusing coincidence.  You dog’s veterinarian’s last name is Shephard.  Your chiropractor is Dr. Spiner.  While a forced aptonym is like naming your Dungeons & Dragons character appropriate for their class.  Wulfgar the Barbarian sucks as a name for a wizard.  So, Spellmaster it is.

Wherever the gematria aficionado falls in the MLM scheme they are caught up in the middle of the misinformation racket.  Where getting deliberately funneled into seeking the wrong answer is a good thing for those at the top.  The gematria user will settle into a Spellmaster type aptonym as a prime choice for an internet presence.  It’s super easy to project the opposite of what you’re up to.  And for a time at least your IRL pain in the ass identity can be separate from your gung ho internet pain in the ass identity.  

When dealing with the real life actual name using gematria aficionado it’s actually a pretty simple process to gauge how caught up they are in the misinformation.  Look at their friends.  As soon as you see someone with the word Truth as part of the screen name, that’s probably a bullshitter.  (Badger’s Law as applied to aptonyms).  Of course the same is to be said for Gematria.  There’s never anybody named Gematriabunchofnumbers that is up to anything good.  Same applies to a gematria using account that relates to the financial hooks.  BlockchainKing = scammer.  Any sports gematria account is almost certain to try and throw in the word sport or the particular name of a sport in it.  Scammers.  In fact, like all the really cool names for cars will likely be used up someday in the future, there’s been so many experts giving gematria a bad name all the good forced aptonyms have been used up.  Most of the social media misinformation activity that gets repeated is copy and paste from forced aptonym named accounts.

If you’re being encouraged to take your truth seeking to the next level by saying things you wouldn’t say in real life it may already be too late.  The Attaboy!^TM you get on the internet does not translate well to the real world.  Actually exchange of ideas and useful information does not include verbal assault to “wake people up”.  All you’re doing is alienating who you call sheep further by not being able to present your opinion in a calm and respectful manner.  Let the adults have a conversation.  And maybe some day politicians can become adults, too instead of seeking out opportunities to harass at every moment.

A New Internet Law is Needed

Here we go again.  Another full blown shill game fest is brewing.  

Or is it?

At least in part flat earthers versus gematria. Traditionally the two groups haven’t gotten along.  A lot of flat earth content is strictly anti science.  Purposeful photoshops, old thoroughly debunked moon landing is a hoax stuff, strange math to force a desired result just to slam actual science.  But at least it’s still acknowledging that science made your cell phone, refrigerator and the tech to drill your gas to fill your car.  Gematria can be used badly for anything.  Any small number can be forced to mean anything you want.  And because of its nature there is an occult appeal.  You need to gain a mystical knowledge to deal with your world, because you’re never going to be able to predict the price of bitcoin without knowledge of philosophy and astrology.  Because that makes all kinds of fucking sense.

And that’s the root of the flame wars that pop up.  Well, actually it’s just competition for resources, but the mechanism used to compete for those resources causes the conflict.

For example, have you noticed a lot of rappers get shot and killed, including at a young age?  Competition for resources.  A sensible position would be a person who likes rap music can find enjoyment in both Rapper A and Rapper B.  But somehow throw constant real life problems that get thrown into the mix there’s always enormous pressure to pick a side.  Things that are outside the actual music itself.  Systemic racism, how the record companies don’t have to pay royalties to dead creators, gang mentality from lack of education - not because they enjoy being uneducated but how all real world problems intertwine to form a system where people get desperate enough to just do what it takes to get by and get caught up in making what through what’s not entirely their own thought bad decisions.

Now in the gematria and adjacent crankery instead of a rap battle there’s a Rapture battle.  Flat earth anti science also includes pro religion content because they are to some degree opposed to each other.  A sensible position could be that you can enjoy thoughts of a benevolent deity while enjoying having a microwave to reheat your soup.  But real life problems make the resulting cognitive dissonance, and we the viewers on the internet sidelines get to see the result of the competition for where exactly religion stands in the midst of the cult leaders battle for the available resources.  Pick a side and stop paying attention to the other until after I get your money.

And that was way too long and off topic.  Because the issue I’m addressing here is actually about how serious are we to take these flame wars?  Like an oscilloscope output it’s up and down.  Today is war.  Tomorrow the truce is declared.

For the aspiring rapper looking to the past great names, they see that the quality is good for both of two choices.  And their conflict is part of the marketing.  The aspiring grifter sees how the quality of the bullshit is equally bad.  And oh boy does that conflict spill over into the marketing for that.  The internet has provided us with a similar fairly well known law, Poe’s Law.  A well written parody can be indistinguishable from a seriously deluded piece of crankery.  As far as I know there’s no such rule for describing how two competing bullshit artists engage in short term spats over and over again.

For an alleged community they sure do seem to take this competition seriously and enjoy riling up their current bases.  It would be much simpler to find out that there’s actually a single, or small group, behind the scenes pulling all the strings.  Then we could get some whistleblowers dropping names, have a RICO suit filed and make progress on disinformation.  For now though, this doesn’t seem to be the case.  Instead of real life violence, the conflict is limited to who does a better job of being a poopyhead. 

I was going to say “calling the opposition a poopyhead”, when I remembered a basic tenet of finding out how serious the fight is currently.  Hypocrisy.  When the argument degenerates into a lot of projection the hypocrisy becomes apparent.  Case in point, the current conflict involves Zach vs. Joseph Acquaviva.  Zach is calling out Joseph for making gematria look bad by constantly relating everything to Obama being the Antichrist.  While Zach relates…the exact same numbers…to the Jesuits rigging sports.  Also making the work look bad because,

A). It’s not true that the Jesuits are involved in any sports rigging.

And

B).  Zach’s sports predictions suck.

Both are equally bad bullshit artists and make the scam look equally bad.  But where you fall today in the Rapture battle is key to views and donations.  And in the meantime the “outstupid the other guy for engagement” content gets stuck on the internet, fueling others to do the same attacking and trolling that clogs up the internet with misinformation.

I’ve also several commenters both sidesing the conflict.  Not all for the current fray, but historically getting worked up to support one side or the other.  And I’ve got my eyes on someone in particular now that has days apart from each other slapped supportive comments on each of the big accounts channels.  I just haven’t figured out what their agenda for this is yet.  If that research bears fruit I might get a good idea of what my proposed internet law is to be named.

Filling the Void

Apparently they are getting super serious about the claik that ALL sports are rigged.  Traditionally all sports rigged meant not literally all sports, but a reminder that it wasn’t just football.  Gullible people falling prey to fake predictions need something to do when the NFL season is over.  Therefore, the other major US sports need coverage.  The NBA is in second place for gematria popularity.  Next would be the MLB.  Then Hockey rounds out the list.  And now soccer gets more attention than it used to.

The reason is pretty clear for the level of gematria significance assigned to the sports.  Nothing jumps out and grabs your attention more than the score of the game.  And the final score reigns supreme.  Now you know who to retroactively decode to lie your way through another indoctrination video.  The NFL scores are varied enough and the numbers make good matches in reduction ciphers.  The NBA scores fit in with full words or short phrases even in the non reduction ciphers.  Plus they are simply more popular, more attention and better chance to interrupt somebody’s conversation with a, “Hey, Kobe was a ritual sacrifice” dumb ass comment.  Although a lot of insanity gets thrown in with clock times, down and yards to go in single significant plays, team names, jersey numbers, etc… for the NFL and NBA this extra stuff is almost all you can do with low scoring soccer and hockey results.  If the scoring in soccer were higher, based on global popularity it would easily be the top sport of choice.

There has been and are other Zachosphere personalities that have specialized in the less common sports.  There’s a relatively inactive golf channel, his main homophobic supporter (possibly ex-supporter) loves hockey, and often there is a horse race, car race or other odd sport thrown in by anyone bored out of their mind during the NFL off season.  But this is a first:

We gots ourselves a volleysball fan.  Complete with the as expected gematria of just the auxiliary data like team names.  The scoring system - the games end almost always at a given number of points does not lend itself to a catch final score.  We’re also assuming that they aren’t ready yet to handle the Hubbard attack video.  If you try and muscle in on Zach’s precious NFL food supply he will call you a poopyhead, even dedicate a video or several videos to your ascension to the level of full blown shill.  Even people asking legit questions about the why do you wait until the game is over aspect get treated rudely, like this recent comment:

When the cult leader calls you an ignoramus, you’ve hit rock bottom and need to do a lot of butt kissing to get back.  Probably a couple bucks is all it takes if butt isn’t your thing.

Now if the goal is to include all sports, regardless of the scoring system not being a traditional fit….  I’m feeling in a generous mood.  If a void needs to be filled to leave no stone unturned and no tree left standing there is a remarkably under appreciated perfect for gematria sport.  Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the wave of the future in sports gematria.  The caber toss.

The rules and play appear to be summed up as strong muscular person throws a tree trunk as far as possible while making sure the top end lands pointed away from the tosser.

I have lots of great reasons for this addition to the sports gematria world. 

The anti Freemason talk is in a lull.  Caber tossing is a Scottish thing, and the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry is sorely underutilized now.

Nothing brings more joy to a gematria aficionado than to play around with time (which still isn’t and never will be gematria).  It’s mostly dates.  But heck, they used to decode with misrepresented time zones, so clocks count too.  And even the image I included showing a perfect 12 o’clock toss is WRONG.  That’s 3 o’clock.  The opportunity to use different clock times other than the actual clock time - too good to pass up.

And this is the 17th time I tried to post this, because Google keeps censoring my image selection.  So I’m just going to describe it to you.  Pre toss the caber tosser looks like someone with an enormous penis.  There’s a lot of big ducks doing gematria.  How appropriate.

Predictive Programming In Practice

 https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Predictive_programming

https://u.osu.edu/vanzandt/2018/04/18/predictive-programming/#:~:text=The%20most%20notable%20cases%20of,the%20oldest%20being%20from%20Futility.

The concept of predictive programming as espoused by the conspiracy theorist is to note, emphasize and eventually completely blow out of proportion past events.

No, wait.  It’s according to them proof that the evil powers that be laid a trail of clues to indicate what they were up to all along.  It’s just in practice that it breaks down to retroactively fitting past events into a current conspiracy.  As with gematria, predictive programming in practice does a decent job of tying together a narrative after the fact.  Perfect in hindsight when even the flimsiest excuse for evidence counts as a point.  Like gematria a complex arrangement of events like The Dark Knight Rises can be sliced into tiny pieces.  Emphasize the “hits” (or even the single hit as often is the case) and ignore the multitude of misses.  It’s the transmitted electronic data variant of a gematria decode.  Because also like gematria, it does diddly squat for actually predicting.  In case you haven’t been able to follow along, the word prediction has a pretty well known definition.  And predictive programming talk about past events is one of those contradictions the gullible who are exposed to conspiracy theory don’t get right away.

The gentler, kinder version of predictive programming is the fan theory.  That’s when a loyal fan of a popular franchise tries to guess what is about to happen in the upcoming installment of their favorite movie series.  For this to work, there is an actual conspiracy of sorts involved.  The studios, wanting maximum number of butts in the seats, doesn’t want plot details to be spilled over the internet.  The two main requirements for this are secrecy are:

1)  Incentives to the cast to keep it a secret as they know what is about to happen in the final product.

2)  More properly labeled as 1a), don’t cast Tom Holland

These often turn into bizarre and outrageous expectations as occasionally some of them defy the logic of why they should become widespread.  The same way that baseless conspiracies operate as weirder = better, a bizarre fan theory gets more attention than predicting that Thanos will be defeated at the end, because of course he does.

And like a good conspiracy theory multiple fan theories arise about the same upcoming source material.  These inevitably like conspiracy theories end up not being compatible with each other.  The gematria user heavily invested into synchronicity topics doesn’t get this.  Every detail of their life prior to the subject they yammer about today is predictive programming.  The same way gematria “proves” that something is evil today also “proves” that every past, current or future event is evil.  You just haven’t been told by your cult leader what event earlier today or yesterday was evil to give you focus.

Anytime an influencer talks up predictive programming issues it’s ALWAYS about past events and don’t involve actually predicting anything other than the occasional time where a couple of pieces of shit stick to the wall instead of just one.  From a logical standpoint, predictive programming is an instant loss in a debate.  A meaningful predictive format would be something like this:

For the season finale I predict that Yellowstone will have a larger than average wolf attack a group of native to Madagascar tourists after it’s found that the tranquilizer dart had saline in it instead of sedative.  Talks to create another season will overcome the current narrative that the series is finished and the wolf will be a key part of the opening story line for the early part of the next season.

Too many moving parts. A ridiculous narrative with zero percent chance of happening, just for one short paragraph of a couple sentences.  A bizarre fan theory (or maybe they’re not really a fan and just hate Madagascar tourists).  The conspiracy theorist waits until the last show.  Sees a two second clip of a wolf and starts doing gematria of bear things.  Then ties any drug references from earlier shows, not necessarily even Yellowstone, so they can get a Cocaine Wolf idea out there.  And maybe a decade from now it becomes predictive programming for Cocaine Bear 2 - The Wolf.

When the conspiracy theorist delves into actual predictions, if it’s not around a 50-50 proposition like a sports game with the point spread or who the next president will be fails to deliver on the predictive goods.  Too much detail only gets attention, not actually being right.  The simplest way to overcome that is how the leaders get you to focus on a single point - YOU are the star of the narrative.  If you haven’t had enough life experiences to build up enough reference points, or lack the mental acuity to recognize that the world does not indeed revolve around you, they’re one prediction has come true.  You are a target for the scam.  Everything that happens now is a reference point for the future.  That’s the way time as we understand it works.  Everything in the past in media is built off something that happened before.  You can call it predictive programming or just admit that hardly anything is original and innovative in dwelling in overwhelming negativity.

Cryptocurrency Volatility and Gematria

 https://www.chainalysis.com/blog/2022-crypto-pump-and-dump-schemes/

In addition to the atrocious amounts of wasted resources to produce new coins (electricity to run the computing power) cryptocurrency is perfectly designed for scamming.  By nature a lot of the transactions are hidden on the darker corners of the internet.

An argument that makes sense on the pro crypto side is that we’ve historically assigned value rather arbitrarily to precious metals since historically having pretty metal things was nice.  The Dungeons & Dragons treasure hoard guard by a fierce dragon is platinum and gold.  The irritating and nowhere near as dangerous band of orcs has copper pieces and maybe a few silver.  Another historical arbitrary value is what’s placed on famous works of art.  Whatever the market bears out as the value is the value, although the beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

At least when governments back legal tender there’s some legislative regulation involved, taking some of the guess work out of the value that piece of paper actually has.  Unregulated crypto, where payments made outside the view of the rest of the world is completely normal has no such legislative backing.  Although promoted as an alternative to traditional financial transactions the reality is a lot of activity as a completely speculative investment.  Not only are you playing a game of trying to buy low and sell high, you’re also risking that one day the markets decide that it has no value at all.

The traditional pump and dump scheme has an influencer talk up how great something with little to no real value, like a brand new crypto coin, where they’ve bought low.  If enough other people join in on the hype of a get rich quick scheme the arbitrary price moves up, the influencer sells all their supply which also influences the price on the rest of the suckers following suit.  Like a mini bank run.

Another thing that I speculate on personally is the extreme volatility of the crypto prices.  Bitcoin prices fluctuate rapidly; they’re always volatile.  One of the danger signs of a market in trouble is excessive volatility.  The “blue chip” stocks tend to increase slowly and steadily.  They’re backed not by legislation like printed money but by a sound business model showing proven economic value.  Every time bitcoin drops massively and it looks to be in trouble there’s always news stories about it’s imminent comeback and soon returns to even twice or three times the value of when it looked like it was in danger of extinction.

And the basic reason is because people are idiots.  Pump and dump is old, illegal, and still makes its way into the world on a regular basis.  Crypto adds the layer of protection of anonymity to the scammer.  You can’t prosecute what you can’t find.  People continue to be lured into the idea of getting rich fast.  And always will.

And social media doesn’t help at all.  The same way it’s pretty obvious that someone who puts out content regarding an arbitrary scapegoat should be harassed and has a Patreon for their sports picks is up to no good, the crypto scammers are pretty blatant about it.  Not necessarily completely anonymous even.  People operating as an unlicensed securities advisor are all over the place.  YouTube community standards don’t seem to care.  The SEC doesn’t seem to care or have time to get involved.

So now, what’s different when gematria gets involved.

Most of my thoughts are from researching only a few of my favorite people, but whenever I stray into other accounts it seems to be the same.  Gematria is a scamming dog whistle, just like crypto has become as shown in the linked article.  A match made in hell.  As soon as someone shows signs of being “into” gematria they paint the bullseye on them as being a fish to be reeled in.  The crypto gematria scammer doesn’t go for the angry at the world small time bet a couple of bucks on the Super Bowl crowd.  The content is more spiritual, because…reasons.  The same way sports games are retroactively assigned value down to clock times and what happened on 4th down with 4 yards to go, crypto volatility is assigned arbitrary significance to the high price during a day’s trading, the low price, prices at arbitrary dates in the past (crypto rituals) or whatever becomes the fit for the magic number of the day.  With so many massive swings in price there’s always a match.  Looking at my phone I see the bitcoin current price is 51,083.  You’re not going to get a gematria story matching that many digits.  So that’s 51.  Or even better, wait a couple of minutes and hope you see it fluctuate to 51,000 and screenshot it took make it look more genuine.

The target audience is better off than the guy complaining about his job and betting on sports.  The cult leader goes for a bigger score - hundreds of dollars for a course that includes philosophy and high vibration and whatever other weirdness that can be reasonably thrown in to make it look magical instead of just a straight up financial transaction.  The key non magical word is INVESTMENT.  You’re not just investing in the coin itself, you’re investing in your personal understanding of the matrix that mystically operates the financial world.  Which mystically has to put up with mild mood swings.  The Matrix needs lithium.

The mystical matrix gematria aficionado does not do business in the sports betting world, apparently.  Content to follow just their clique of choice.  And the crypto gematria leaders don’t seem to go to war with each other like the sports betting people.  Again, the spiritual nature of the leaders and their content attracts a similarly calmer crowd.  Someone with enough rational thought to have saved enough money to invest instead of living paycheck to paycheck.

I imagine a side effect of this is a lot of not paying taxes material gets digested.  Passive income earners hate paying taxes.

Typical Conspiracy Thinking

Even if your carrier wasn’t AT&T you were affected by the outage yesterday.  It’s just a question of to what degree.  Maybe you have a relative that needs a prescription medication.  The normal driver for the delivery route has a new stop and he’s not familiar with it so he Googles…oh shit.  It’s close by so he talks to someone that gives him solid directions.  Your relative has to wait an extra hour.

Not end of the world stuff other than my limit on how many analogies I’m allowed to use.

Like a pandemic that people aren’t accustomed to because of their addiction to convenience, the outage freaked out the conspiracy crowd.  The low level believers require a heavy dose of misinformation on a daily basis.  The types of people who if they’re actually employed sneak a quick glance at the phone for an update on whatever bad news started their morning off instead of actually being productive.  Or they couldn’t listen to their favorite cult leader for directions on what they are supposed to think.

And higher up the food chain, feel some compassion for the miserable cult leader.  Although crank/grift magnetism is great for engagement it doesn’t help for a sudden shift in dynamics.  It’s perfectly fine if someone who believes the Earth is flat shows up on your gematria channel that you use GPS coordinates gematria on.  Confirmation bias has evolved that they will just dismiss the contradictions.  Attaboys!^TM will be exchanged and semi peaceful coexistence will be found.  But every clique leader has a particular schtick.  The one thing that keeps the mid level on the pyramid scheme going.  Be it how the Jesuits are rigging the NFL and car races, how Michelle Obama actually being a man fits into the Rapture, or how 200 year old eclipses affect the cryptocurrency prices.  All very real and very stupid hot takes on what’s going on in the world.  And the competition to outstupid the other cliques for engagement and the grifting dollar is intense.  So how do you handle a sudden shift in dynamics (I hesitate to say emergency as it wasn’t quite that bad)?

The clique leader, not having time and resources to totally rebrand their image maintains the basic infrastructure with daily videos.  The backbone of the grifting economy.  You already have a good idea what they are going to say.  Repetition is important, treating every audience like a new one.  Put the basics in every video, for gematria mention A=1, B=2, C=3….  Every video every day.  The clique leader has mastered the overall theme.  And has enough psychological savvy to figure out who is showing signs of being a mid level flunky.  The mid level types need guidance on the specifics TODAY.  What tiny little bit ties into TODAY that makes it a little bit special.  What makes it simultaneously more intelligent and confusing to achieve a return visit.  The mid level type controls the flow of the newbie thought process.  Keeping them on topic by giving the Attaboy!^TM, blocking out the normies who troll, and throwing out support for the idea that donating might be a great idea.

Yes, pity the mid level person in the MLM scheme for having to deal with the inconsistency in the low level members.  They have to deliver a message to the cult that ANYTHING is an item that requires positive feedback.  You’re one of us.  You’re one of the flock of truly enlightened.  But what they suck at is dealing with a rapid shift and how easily distracted the cognitively damaged get and wander off topic.

As the gullible search for answers on a new issue they bounce around on all kinds of different sources.  Not reliable sources, just different as the seek confirmation that the world is in fact out to get them and everything is manufactured to make their lives more miserable.  Personally, not just for their in crowd.  And when they stray the results are spectacular.  A wild mish mash of incompatible ideas that don’t gel together into a consistent theory.  Once able to get back online, or if online but having to wait for the dead leaders input all kinds of incompatibility arises.  It’s solar flares.  It’s a government plot to attack truthers.  It’s a cyber attack from Russia.  It’s a cyber attack from China.  It’s a ritual for the upcoming eclipse in April.  It’s a ritual because of the Antichrist.  It’s aliens in the clouds with their chemtrails.  It’s aliens from a secret unidentified planet in our solar system.  It's….

A golden opportunity for misinformation researchers to identify who is “sold on the idea” and qualifies as a true believer and who is just in it for the grift.  There’s an old rule for those that research these things.  You don’t attack those that truly believe.  But once you’ve elevated to fraud, people will talk about your grift non stop.  You are now peddling disinformation instead of just mindlessly repeating misinformation.  

The clique leaders hate this.  People shift allegiances suddenly, or drop out all together, if they’re smart enough and do some actual research on what’s going on.  Finding a good mid level lieutenant to replace a lost one is tough.  Putting “stealing money from people on the Internet” isn’t a great item for your resume.  There’s few choices for the mid level lieutenant.  Move on.  Double down on the crazy and dream you’ll be one of the few to make it as leader of your own clique.  Or maybe even become one of those rare vocal critics that didn’t like being used and turn against your former masters.

You can complain until you are blue in the face about your alternative “facts” prove your point.  Normies don’t buy it.  And gematria is pretty easy to debunk.  There’s something wrong every day with every decode, just by the nature of the system.

Ending a Miserable NFL Season

 

If you are making shitty predictions and relying on your demographics there’s one tough job left at the end of the football season.  There’s only one game left on game day.  And if one of your top critics is recapping exactly how shitty your picks are, you need to find a way to keep the shit active.  One last $100 bet isn’t that exciting.

The Super Bowl, Christmas time for the sports betting grifter, is more about catering to your demographics and building up to a new season.  Every year is a rebuilding year for the sports betting grifter.  You’ve amassed a lot of wrong picks over a full season.  You are having trouble keeping your lies straight covering up your, at best, mediocrity.   You need to confuse and bewilder the new cult members one more time.  Get them to join the Patreon NOW, because your demographic is loaded with the kinds of gullible chumps not bright enough to turn off the autopay on the Patreon subscription and waste money for years - long after they gave up on losing more money with betting the shitty picks.

So wow them with prop bets.

That’s how Hubbard topped the magic $3k amount at the end of the season.  By doing something that technically isn’t even gematria.

The prop bets are mostly suggestions on things like career stats of the current season stats.  Showing “gematria” of 1 for somebody scoring 1 rushing touchdown.  Nah, that’s silly.  Too silly for even their notoriously low standards.  And somebody, even an entire team scoring 42 touchdowns?  Well, if predicted and it happened that would certainly open up some eyes and you might be on to something.  But it ain’t gonna happen.  The prop bet is a way of playing with dates, more subtle than the overused “this happened 3 weeks and 3 days” tripe the initiate cult members are overexposed to.  To amass a career stat of a more useful two digit gematria number you have to be talented enough to have a real career instead of back up offensive lineman for two seasons.

You’re familiar with the names of the career players.  The standouts have already been held accountable for being an arbitrary scapegoat numerous times.  Even the Brady and Manning types had bad games.  Even the most stalwart fan hates them briefly for choking in the clutch at times.  Mix in a little racist content - the NFL is perfect for that.  Both sidesing.  Claim the NFL is racist, your new black cult members love it.  Throw in the occasional racist rant including the N word.  Oh yeah, that happened a lot.  Just keep the patter fast and confusing as your pointing out how many sacks the star linebacker had this year for a prop bet, get the Patreon sub now, and sit back and collect because by the time they get offended they might not even be looking at the bank statement and seeing there’s a subscription that should have been canceled.  That’s the life partner’s job.  The forgotten subscription cancellation is quite the double whammy. They won’t research ahead of time to avoid the scam in the first place.  They don’t give up even when they wake up to the scam.

But fear not bored truthseekers and lovers of your bank account dwindling.  You don’t have to wait for the next NFL season.  You don’t have to wait for the NBA playoffs.  You don’t have to wait for your nonexistent futures bet on baseball (that claim won’t be made until it’s pretty obvious which teams will be in the playoffs).  You can lose money now on the not actually gematria of:

Racing.

Strangely, I found no ancient texts that show that cars were predicted and that the number painted on the side “means something”.  Car and horse racing is always fun coming from Zach.  Just watch the next Kentucky Derby as he picks 7 different horses, one of them places and he congratulates the winners.

Gematria Decode of the 2025 Super Bowl

This isn’t something I saw and I’m repeating and analyzing.  This is my 1000% accurate personal decode of who will win the Super Bowl next year.  Based on gematria, of course.

Somebody has to do it.  For a decade now, the Super Bowl decodes wait until the playoffs start to get into full swing.  This leaves your average decoder in a bit of a lurch.  One of the biggest pushes these days is to place prop bets and futures in.  And you don’t get the big bucks waiting until the odds are lower after the playoff teams have already been decided.  You need to bet NOW.

First of all, you have to throw out all the teams that are what is called “heavily double coded”.  That is, the teams that have both a positive and negative narrative.  With detailed statistical analysis over a decade you can eliminate all 32 teams.

Now, being at 0 is a bad starting point.  So you have to add back the teams that will have a narrative developing as the evil empire does evil empire stuff for rituals.  Rituals happen every day as they are based on what is called bad news, which happens everyday.  There’s a lot of days left until the next big game day, and that’s lots of rituals.  Add back all 32 teams.

Now you have to factor in the source of your information.  If you use a third party other than you and the betting site you place your wager (or heaven forbid you are dumb enough to just make a pick for fun) you need to find a reliable source.  This is your multiplication factor based on the source, or MF.  If your MFer charges for picks, lies about their track record, or waits until games are over to post the decode, that MFer is a big zero.  All other MFers are irrelevant, it’s all zero.  So back to 0 teams.

Next, add the  Problematic Inverse Synchronicity Sum.  Anytime there is a ritual that goes back in time longer than a day or two you can add back teams that have old rituals that affect the upcoming game.  Take your PISS, and add back all 32 teams.  They all have old meaningful rituals.

Now there’s the DUH, the Deviation Under Handicap.  Teams that are notoriously bad, in a rebuilding year, injury riddled, or just in general not very good have a high DUH, and are untrustworthy.  Good decodes pick favorites and avoid excessive DUH.  But DUH is also influenced by time, and you don’t know where the journey is going to take us yet.  So, DUH, back to 0 teams.

Then you have to consider the Competition Of Competing Knowledge.  There’s lots of differing opinions out there, and it will only get worse as the game gets closer. Although mathematically tied to the MF the competition is generally stated separately.  DON’T  be a sucker and use multiple sources.  They will often deliberately put out bad information just to woo you.  And nobody wants to be a COCK sucker for a MFer.  In short, add back all 32 teams.

And that’s your final result, as good as it gets.  One of the 32 teams will win.  They’re all heavily double coded.  The only sure thing is the loss of funds on joining a sports pick Patreon for ambiguous information and a lot of suckers falling for it.

The Shoe Event Horizon Is Coming

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/trump-hawks-399-branded-shoes-sneaker-con-day-107321779

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Shoe_Event_Horizon

Within the demographics of the conspiracy echo chambers, where finding a two digit number is more important than getting a job, are likely few people who have read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, much less actual understand it.  If they did we would have had lots of nice stories about predictive programming.  So I will explain what they missed.

Taylor Swift = 66 Reverse Reduction

Shoes = 66 Ordinal

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Undeniably Taylor Swift means SOMETHING regarding what’s going on with the world now.  And the world didn’t just get to the point it is at now overnight.  Events have unfolded over centuries, millennia even.  And it’s all about the shoes.  It’s always been about the shoes.

They say an army marches on its stomach.  Bullshit.  An army marches on its shoes.  There’s been a steady progression of increased speed.  Cavalry faster than foot soldiers.  Motor vehicles faster than cavalry.  Planes faster than ships.  Speed is numero uno.  And that’s where we lost our way and our focus.  Instead of paying attention to religious end of the world topics we’ve missed the omens on the impending Shoe Event Horizon.

At this point it shouldn’t be too hard for you to think of a synonym for speed that’s appropriate.  SWIFT.  And how about a nice word that rhymes with that?  GRIFT.  Grift is also speed based.  Enticing the emotional reaction long enough to get you to fork over your money before you do something sensible with it, like buy food.  And Trump, as the satanic figure in this ideological war has finally played his, er…Trump card.  He’s actually gone and done it, grifting by selling shoes.  Taylor, on the other hand, represents an alternate source of use for your entertainment and food budget outside of footwear.  But once she makes those Swifties designer sneakers the shit is really going to hit the fun.

The Shoe Event Horizon is a bad thing, a really, really bad thing.  There’s no magical afterlife waiting.  An event horizon in classic scientific terms is the part of the black hole where you get ripped apart into nothingness.  Once a society is so depressed that it thinks of nothing but shoes that’s pretty much it.  Despite the HGTTG story of the aliens evolving into birds, it’s pretty much the end of civilization as we know it.  Because Birds Aren’t Real.  That is supposedly satire, but it’s also part of the plan.  More predictive programming.  Birds have been killed off by chemtrails for a long time, so much so that they’re essentially gone now.  The few remaining real birds have been genetically modified by the Covid vaccines as a step to transhumanism.  The stepping stone to evolution to a bird species.  Which won’t work.  Because the aliens that have been visiting us want us to make med beds.  Slave labor to aid their war against their enemies.  Who are the Reptilians and insectoids.  Who have lizard feet and insect feet, better adapted to walking around on a planet affected by climate change.  But climate change is a hoax.  And the reptilians and insectoids are also grifting by selling their own shoes.

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Adams understood that a society based on focus of a useless product where nobody produces something useful is doomed.  If you separate the world into producers and takers you can see that if everybody is a taker nobody is producing anything to take.  Trump is clearly a taker.  Always has been.  And millions of people don’t get how it’s a dead end street.  Taylor, well I personally don’t think too much of her music, with there only being one song of hers I claim to actually like.  But at least she has some moments where she shows some compassion.  That street hasn’t reached a dead end, yet.  The product is far cheaper than megabucks for shoes if you don’t go overboard and buy pricey concert tickets.  And last I heard she hadn’t tried to overthrow the government.

There’s old audio of a student learning about the shoe event horizon, which I first heard on the radio (if you remember that quaint old device) long ago.  The student is rewarded for correctly answering questions by pressing a button which gives him something like an endorphin rush.  A short term happy instead of long term benefit.  Our addiction to convenience and short term happiness without regards to a planet to live on.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nEI19kJ5GfU&pp=ygUOTGVtb25zMTgxIHNob2U%3D

Crank Mapetism

 

This image explains why it’s next to impossible to identify what is full blown Qanon content and why it is instead maybe Q adjacent or totally not Qanon at all.  For a readable version of the topics (without the arrows drawn) you can check here.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/QAnon_map_dissection

A couple of things to keep in mind:

1)  This was made by Qanon believers, not some outside party rightfully dismissing it for the hogwash that it is.

2)  It could be updated regularly since the main function of Qanon content is to make a conspiracy soup.  The end result being a mixture of often incompatible theories so something for everyone is included.  Crank and grift magnetism run amok.

Of course gematria fits well into this.  Gematria is a self contained vessel of incompatible and contradicting info.  That 93 you just saw can be found all over that map.  Or maybe you should be looking for 39.  Or maybe you fancy yourself a superior decoder and there’s a new name that you can suggest be added to that list.  Pro tip:  Who died yesterday?

Not satisfied with a single religious text, conspiracy gematria embraces its impossibly huge dataset of everything that ever happened, everything that is now, and everything that will happen in the future.  And if you can’t find a match that offends somebody, you really suck as a decoder.

The Irony of the Failure of the Education System

Not only do you get to make fake evidence with gematria, you are also permitted to whine about how lack of education and the resulting lack of improvement and development of something resembling critical thinking is displayed in the world.

The Gematrinator’s latest livestream is self described as Christmas for numerologists.  A talking point I’ve used myself, even recently, complete with the Christmas time analogy.  The Super Bowl is the big event, and has been for years.  Far more so than actual Christmas - far too many people take the Super Bowl seriously to bypass the opportunity to say something about it.  Regardless of what clique you’re scamming in, Super Bowl gematria is a must.

Since it’s a recurring event you get to do some prep work on talking points, then fill in the blanks with details afterwards.  You don’t know exactly when Bob Dylan is going to die and failed predictions about something like that make you look stupid.  But that coin WILL be flipped, the ball will be kicked for the first time roughly approximate to the expected time, and even the halftime show is announced well in advance.

It gives the higher end of the pyramid a chance to impress with how their decoding skills are still superior to the new initiates.  Amaze and awe them.  Yet, ironically still having to cover the basics every single video since you don’t want them to get lost before they get hooked.  The goal is to educate people on how to properly ignore actually getting educated.  To prove, without openly saying it, how insanely easy it is to make a match that means something other than the lack of reality it represents.

There’s a big buildup in that video, mocking the mainstream media that mocks the Taylor Swift numerology that was going around.  The uneducated MSM cannot do more than regurgitate the simple things like Super Bowl 58 - 5+8=13.  Which should be the case, because it’s lightly mocking how people like the Gematrinators of the world are mocking their own flock by assigning the significance that doesn’t exist.  Anything to engage and get them typing away and producing enough of the basic connection skills to operate as mid level on the pyramid.  Just enough education so that those how have a problem with 3+3 equaling 8 instead of 6 think it’s a good idea to buy an ad free membership to the website.

And the basic and most repetitive of the annual event was out in full force again this year.  It’s like the National Anthem of the numerology of the Super Bowl.  The uneducated, learning how to become even less educated on things that actually matter (and learning to harass those that point out their errors) get their first taste of the numerology of SUPERB OWL.  It’s fucking magic.  It has the same numerology as SUPER BOWL in every single cipher!  Just by placing the space between different letters.

And in the meantime, the gematria educators find ways to subtly mock their own uneducated flock while uneducatimg them more.  ONE HUNDRED THIRTY THREE and THREE HUNDRED THIRTY-ONE have matching gematria.  This is also fucking magical as it’s little different than moving the space in the letters of SUPERBOWL.  It is, of course, the same words rearranged in a different order.

And more ironically, the gematria education which includes mocking the mainstream media purposefully decodes MSM headlines, sifting for clues.  Insisting that the headline is a ritual and the evil powers chose their words specifically to prove their power and general not being nice people.  Although any headline will yield a number that will mean something evil somehow, these basic letter rearranging tricks bring up one of the oldest gematria debunks.  Basic grammar yields contradictory results.  ISRAEL BOMBS PALESTINE and PALESTINE BOMBS ISRAEL have the same letters, yet the story conveyed by the short phrases paints opposing pictures.  How convenient for the evil empire is that?  It’s a huge time saver when it comes down to plotting their next disaster, it matters not who the aggressor is.

I could probably write an entire book short phrases that change meaning just by moving a space between letters.

BOBBY THE LAKE.  BOB BY THE LAKE.

GRANDMA PEGGY.  GRAND MAP EGGY.

Although these at face value include awkward and silly phrases - well, so does SUPERB OWL, which is pretty useless except in its annual gematria football anthem setting.  As soon as the evil empire creates an NFL team with an owl mascot we might pay attention.

Know Your Grifter Gematria - Number Transformation

Every once in awhile you find something that is profoundly ridiculous, even with gematria’s notoriously low standards.  3+3=8 is right up there for ridiculousness.  Yes, I can see an elementary school student playing with his crayons right after snack break coming upon the revelation that a 3 and a backwards 3 overlapping this way makes an 8.  But what kind of grown up would do this?

Naturally, there’s a website.  It’s linked on this post, in the profile, and in the pinned message.  And of course it has stuff for sale at super high prices.  The $215 book is on sale now for $170.  Or, if you bought some other overpriced book and you’re a returning customer it’s only $28.

I’m guessing the bookstore doesn’t get a whole lot of traffic and relies on the occasional big hitter stopping by.  There’s only three items, and if you’re deeply invested in giving the Twixter account a follow it may seem like a good idea to get drunk and just buy the whole kit and kaboodle.  A truly deeply invested person probably thinks of the mystic math this way:

3 is a cool number, especially when there’s two of them.  And 8 is cool.  Because that’s two 3’s.  There’s four listings in the store, but one item is listed twice, so that’s three items.  Half of eight!  My rent is due tomorrow, so I need to buy two sets of all three (four) items and complain about my evil employer and landlord when the lack of money hits!  The friends and enemies numbers .pdf will prove it!  (Yes, you are right.  Your employer and landlord actually are evil, not just for the reasons that you think.)

In contrast Hubbard’s books, contrary to his complaints about lack of sales, operate as a hook.  Dirt cheap or even free.  Intended to get the user hooked on the system and show up in the comments section of videos talking about what a (cheap) eye opener it is for them. Then after a couple of Attaboy!^TM comments in return paint themselves as a target for further courting.  Your work is really good, you should make videos.  And donate a superchat to me next time you’re on my livestream to prove you’re really on board with the cult programming.  The number alterations are more subtle.  Prime numbers when the original number doesn’t fit your first try.  The same for transposing 47 and 74.  That star forward that was traded is wearing this jersey number now, but he used to wear 33.  Etc….   Keeping them hooked for a single sports season instead of looking for a big $200 pay out on an astrology based product.

Cherry Picking Data

Heather Honey story

A great way to misinform is to use actual data, but twist it around.  This is totally not new, happens all the time and will keep happening because it works.  Its effectiveness lies in that there’s an original source, even a highly trusted one, that has put effort into some semblance of the correct information.  Then it’s taken out of context, subtly altered or just plain outright manipulated to produce something not in the original work.

This isn’t starting off about that last one.  Focusing on how the data was turned against the actual meaning.  Deliberately, most likely, misconstruing the data to reach the most favorable view.  A knowledgeable person can dive into the world of statistics and see how it was done.  But when presented on the fly to a susceptible (closed minded) audience, it’s not so easy to convince them that they’re being tricked.  Not showing the part of the data that debunks your own argument, cherry picking the results, is a big no-no.  And it would never pass muster on a scientific peer review process.

A shorter analogy than that whole linked story, imagine a lawyer defending a murderer.  He may correctly state that the murder weapon was found in a third party’s home next door, someone else under suspicion.  But failure to mention that the defendant’s DNA and fingerprints are on the knife and not the third party is cherry picking.  In our legal system that’s fine.  It’s up to the other lawyer to point the cherry picking out.  But who knows the outcome for sure when reasonable doubt enters the question.

Gematria is designed for cherry picking.  As soon as someone would be involved in a legal issue that had “evidence” from gematria it would be dismissed immediately.  There’s a rich history of gematria being nothing more than fluff to fill space.  Our legal issue above, mentioning the murder weapon is a flamethrower and not a knife.  Preposterous.  Gematria surrounding any small number that could mean a zillion other things.  Even more preposterous.

In the bigger picture, gematria serves as a distraction and supporting misinformation for other misinformation.  You can tell by the gematria stories that are chosen to be covered and their source that other non gematria misinformation is likely to be present.  There aren’t gematria stories about finding numbers that show Homey is a fraud.  There aren’t gematria stories about Joe Biden being a competent president.  There aren’t gematria stories about cryptocurrency being a bad idea to be involved with because of the extreme volatility.  Thanks to Alex Jones style disinformation the norm these days is to counter the story with some version of accurate information with a lot of hot air.

Information Diffusion

 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7123536/

A common example of diffusion in physics is how a substance (fluid) starts out concentrated in a single spot then spreads throughout the entire closed system.  The drop of food coloring splashed on top of the water spreads.  Starting as a deep, concentrated color and fading as it mixes.  Or the stench of your Uncle Fred’s fart starts concentrated at his butt, spreading out till it eventually reaches the area where your nose is.

And competing concentrations spread simultaneously.  The drop of red dye on the left of the water tank, by math and physics does it’s thing.  The drop of blue on the right does its thing.  Given enough time you get yourself some purple.

Another misinformation source that exists and is way understated on this blog is the BlueAnon content.  The reason for this not being a focus is not that it’s not dangerous.  Indeed, the top promoters of BlueAnon ideas are just as weird and wrong.  But since the gematria crowd latched on to the coattails of Alex Jones decidedly right wing grift they mostly stick with the, “they’re coming to take our guns and free speech” lies that have a significant head start.

There’s a purpose behind the chosen analogies.  The red and blue sides of the U.S. political system.  The intent of the Constitution was to create a system of laws and include checks and balances.  The red and blue would diffuse throughout the closed system of the country.  In theory, the blue would point out that the idea of unregulated gun ownership is not working; it’s outdated.  And social progress dictates that as a living document like intended that a change is necessary.  And the red side wants to conserve the good parts of guns.  A strong military to deter enemies.  The use of guns as a form of entertainment like hunting, which can also involve positive impacts on limiting dangerous overpopulation of deer herds and such.

But it’s pretty clear that as time has gone on the diffusion process has broken.  Instead of checks and balances we have pitfalls and roadblocks.  As soon as one party gains some measure of control the efforts to block the opposing side takes hood.  Too many farts have entered the system.  These farts are usually old farts, too.  They don’t do any good to the medium as a whole.  Only some immediate gastrointestinal relief to the promoter of the fart.  And the farts are getting stronger all the time.  Not just being enough to be a fart, the idea that you can convert others to do nothing other than thinking about farting is the norm, now.

For innovation to take hold, some financing is required.  Cancer doesn’t just cure itself.  Gun massacres won’t just disappear overnight.  And farting away all along doesn’t do any good.  Instead of BlueAnon and Qanon dispersing throughout the social media networks equally because they’re good ideas, the just occupy the minds of people gung ho about maintaining their nostalgic ideas of keeping on farting because they think their farts don’t stink.  And there’s plenty of old farts who get paid to keep farting instead of doing their elected job of manufacturing blue and red dye.  You’re going to have a hard time of convincing an intelligent, moderate individual that 57 or another small number means anything significant.  But the cognitively biased keep looking at the small picture because they’re hooked on farts.

Extreme Celebrity Endorsement

 ‘Twould be too easy to bust on Scientology again and again for questionable celebrity endorsements.  So let’s give them a break today and talk about magic water.  At least I don’t think they spent a lot of time with magic water.

Hero of the skeptics and fraud debunkers, James Randi, exposed Popoff for the con man he was way back in 1986. 

https://wikisummaries.org/faith-healer-peter-popoff-is-exposed-as-a-fraud/

And not only did this not stop the idea of faith healing being quackery, Popoff is still chugging away.  People have short memories and remarkable ability to not do actual research when it comes to magic get rich (or healthy) schemes.  The initial debunked scheme was a hot reading technique, people volunteered written material regarding their ills, Popoff did his stand up routine where he claimed the voice of God was guiding him.  And God’s voice was actually his wife sending him radio messages.  Despite exposure, bankruptcy and what should have been a life of shame he simply repackaged and rebranded the con to Miracle Spring Water.  Which is still being sold now.  I’ve seen the commercials myself as recently as mid 2023, without searching for them on purpose.

Now these miracle spring water doses worked their miracles mostly on rural unscientific folk.  The miracle being separating themselves from more cash they couldn’t afford to lose.  Not exactly the breeding ground for a celebrity endorsement.  But the same as gematria where we had a phase when the grifting slowed down, others saw how easy it was and simply rebranded it.

And the end result of that was Kabbalah Spring Water.  Now Jews can join the Christians in magic water.  And somehow along the way, Madonna had gotten “into” Kabbalah.  So into it that —-

https://culteducation.com/group/1008-kabbalah-centre/11661-gulp-madonnas-10000-water-habit.html

she was admitting to spending $10,000 per MONTH on magic water with no magic.  There’s only so much attention to go around for the go to rich extravagances like the 4th mansion, second luxury yacht and exclusive golf club memberships.

The mere association of the words Kabbalah, Madonna and the phrases about magical spring water have already done their damage.  Instead of my cult education link a lot of the top hits are tabloid bs articles, hinting that although it’s kind of weird and pointless it’s OK for the rich and famous to part with their money as they see fit.  What’s not cool is the extra people, just by math, get that extra little psychological tickle that maybe they should try it out.  For about $60 for one bottle of not magical mineral water.

The Unsolicited Celebrity Endorsement

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/29/magazine/29FOB-Consumed-t.html

So what do you know about juggalos?  Insane Clown Posse?

How about Faygo soda?

Advertisers put effort into who they pick as a potential spokesperson.  And because people are idiots with stupid cognitively biased brains sometimes the desired outcome isn’t the result.  And sometimes instead of a neutral result the reverse can hold true and bad press results with negative consequences.  Whether it’s fair or not, cancel culture is a concern for all involved.  It does happen and with alarming regularity.

The typical celebrity endorsement is like the classic picture on a Wheaties box.  After getting permission from the athlete involved and paying them varying amounts of money depending on their popularity the mere presence of a beloved famous athlete on the box can generate a cognitively biased image.  Michael Jordan = awesome.  I will eat Wheaties and be awesome, too.  On the other hand, there’s the Tiger Woods situation.  Not just the prize winnings from the tour, but his fortune included lots of sponsorship dollars.  And then things went not just wrong, but really wrong, and some corporations took rapid action to distance themselves from him.  It would have been easier for everyone if the bad behavior was before the endorsement deal, and the corporations simply chose a different more reliable personality as their figurehead.  Good luck to Hans Niemann finding such deals after his recent, as one GM commentator said, “rapid unscheduled disassembly of a hotel room”.

When dealing with gematria juggalos clowns one doesn’t get any big name celebrities associated with gambling or crypto.  There are attempts, they just don’t really get much traction.  Jeff Young was a caller on Zach’s radio show.  Zach tried to mount a campaign to get on Joe Rogan’s show.  These rarities have a common denominator of not having an actual quid pro quo advertising relation between the “company” (gematria decoders) and the spokesperson.  A Rogan relation never came to be.  Young was already “damaged goods.”

So what’s a gematria cult leader to do?  Do what they’ve always done.

Pick on dead people.

Gematria, where the narrative could be considered good inevitably ends up in an evil narrative.  And let’s face it, Kobe is not going to step in front of a microphone and denounce gematria and the lunacy associated with his passing.  And Kobe Bryant gematria is currently showing up on social media.  All sports are rigged , so one of my best stories gets a reprint because the Super Bowl is like Christmas for the sports pick scammer.  The speed of gematria unsolicited endorsements is lightning quick.  As soon as Toby Keith’s death was announced fingers were clickety clicking away, videos pumped out and he was added to the pantheon of dead celebrities endorsing how a nonexistent group of murders is evil.  And here’s a typical gematria induced narrative that hasn’t had the time and attention of a mega star like Kobe:

1)  Toby died with this magic number.

2)  Here’s another appearance of the magic number.

3)  You idiot, you’re wrong.

4)  Yeah, but, but, but….

And the correction came from friendly fire.  Someone how thinks they’re helping a community decode something.  A community that is using an unsolicited celebrity endorsement by Toby Keith.

And now…by association…by even being right when you’re clearly wrong…Taylor Swift who is currently not dead is a unsolicited celebrity endorsement for a system that can turn every person that is alive now, that died before today, or will be born in the future into the face of evil.

Note the immunity to fact checking between 3) and 4).  Gematria education doesn’t include analysis of peer reviewed intelligently researched material.  Gotta got that story off hot off the presses because I’m the only one that noticed Toby died on the wrong day for my magic number!  Gotta hurry, my new Patreon subscription video is up!

And these clowns do the unsolicited celebrity endorsement all the time.  It’s never so much about the dead celebrity as an excuse to slander the living celebrity.  That Kobe Super Bowl decoding I mentioned?  Yesterday there was a post on Twixter declaring that Kobe’s wife Vanessa murdered him for the money.  Quite literally, not disguised at all.  And although technically related to the unveiling of a Kobe statue, you need to understand the way these people have been indoctrinated - the community is talking about ALL major sports being rigged.  And the Super Bowl is NOW.  They have the attention span of a toddler and are mind numblingly gullible as displayed by their reaction to the constant tactics of making them believe they are smarter than they really are - even when you’re wrong, you’re right.

But yes, there are straight up connections being narrated now about Kobe and this Super Bowl.  There’s connections to every past Super Bowl.  There’s going to be connections to all future Super Bowls.  

The Creation of the Blue LED

Shuji Nakamura 

Veritasium video

A fundamental principle of gematria sports betting scams, gematria crypto investment scams, gematria end of the world tomorrow buy my healing crystal scams, and all non gematria scams centered on a story contradicting science remains:

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.  Even more accurately, if it’s gematria related it sounds too good to be true because it’s completely hogwash.

Billions of dollars are wagered on the Super Bowl every year.  A lot of that is small potatoes wagers, as much for entertainment as serious attempts to win a bunch of money.  In one sense, gematria is now used correctly these days, acknowledging that there is a narrative for both teams.  Rewind to 5-10 years ago the marketing included a lot of long shots that didn’t pan out.  Which makes the claimant look bad and doesn’t help future marketing.  Sticking to the games just around the corner makes a lot of sense.  The prime example of this is Hubbard’s latest video - telling his troll haters to “pipe down” and claiming he’s essentially had a perfect record picking Super Bowl winners.  The only blemish claimed is that although the Bengals lost the game, the wager that was encouraged was to pick the Bengals plus the points.

Even when I’m wrong I’m right.

And quite simply he’s stuck with lying about his track record which is nowhere near perfect.  He’s not doing anything different than every scammer that pops up every Super Bowl.  I’m only right 30% of the time in the past, I must be due this year!  That’s a really bad marketing plan.  He’s definitely active with his marketing and volume of content and reliance on not researching his past has held him up every year?

So what happens different with a scientific novelty that sounds too good to be true and someone sticks to it?  You get the case of someone like Nakamura.   As detailed in the linked materials, the blue LED was elusive.  The science behind it was not a fairy tale.  Light appears to be colored because it hasn’t different wavelengths.  So in theory it should be possible.  But finding the exact right materials to use, the exact manufacturing process with the right conditions, eventually Nakamura’s perseverance was rewarded with success.

And along the way, thanks to the anti science movement, propelled in part by grift magnetism, he got a lot of grief along the way.  The end result is a boon to society’s addiction to convenience and need for immediate gratification.  There was enormous pressure for immediate financially positive results.  Science often does not work well in that atmosphere.  It requires building on what preceded it.  The average person is not going to settle down long enough to understand the way electrons jump around in different materials.  Not when they can put down a couple of bucks on the Super Bowl and 50% of the time get an immediate result.  Especially with a marketing plan that includes their lives are being rigged against them by nonexistent evil powers determined to make them miserable.

Nobody has made any improvements to sports betting gematria.  There’s no future in store for finding a previous genius with a good idea that can lead up to a better performing version in the future.  A system designed to show that both teams have a narrative to win?  We already know that!  What’s the point?  Well, the point is there are far more people addicted to today than worried about tomorrow.  And being addicted to your own fortunes today instead of what’s going on with others is at times necessary.

Bad news is immediate these days.  As soon as the bombs land there’s a news story (at least within hours) of what happened.  What’s going on with our political leaders fills the mainstream media web pages, including live updates from tue courtroom.  The Nakamura’s of the world just keep chugging away, quietly working away unnoticed in their attempts to make the world a better place.  And those that lose money on the Super Bowl because of false claims about predictive power of con men will get the same benefits of improved efficiency and therefore the associated lower cost as those who truly appreciate the effort it took.

So during the game, get your brewskis ready.  Order that Domino’s pizza.  Those a super convenient.  Pay attention to the mega clues (Zach’s new phrase for the more important gematria narratives that will still be reported on after the game is over) and do some gematria on blue LEDs.  They’ll probably kill you before the game is over.

The Taylor Swift Decodes

Has your timeline been invaded by random strangers interrupting your conversation about Taylor Swift with odd gematria decodes and predictions?

Probably not.  That’s not because of lack of effort.  It’s because of one of the top rules of gematria, notoriously devoid of something resembling an actual rule.  The effort is some preliminary research on the basic numbers.  But the rule I allude to is:

It has to be a post mortem analysis.

And the Super Bowl isn’t over yet.  Just give it some time and we’ll get there.  Probably not as extreme as years ago, but we will get some exciting news that naturally - nobody actually predicted.  Which is important for those uninitiated in the lunacy of gematria.  Nobody, years ago, put up an actual prediction that says something like SWIFT=58 and Super Bowl 58 is coming up in 2024.  And starts putting out details well in advance about dating Travis Kelce and how it was destined to be Chiefs vs. 49ers and blah, blah, blah.  If Hubbard can’t get a better than 50% rate on basic predictions of winners a couple of days in advance, how can anyone expect better results!  It looks like if he makes a correct pick for the SB winner he’ll finish at 98-98 and lost his flock a bunch of money.

Indeed, the only reason gematria decoders are paying attention to the Taylor Swift drama at all is because of the relationship with Kelce.  But there are others out there with different agendas.  From the YouTube channel that birthed that screenshot the other agendas are mostly fellow gematria decoders who play the shill game to lure people to their own picks off the same broken system, or sports pickers that don’t use gematria who use a non gematria broken system.  But there’s other stuff gematria gets used for.  And any celebrity has a certain set of basic numbers attached.  Just waiting for some clown to match up with the current bad news.  So here’s some of the preliminary before the Super Bowl stuff we’ve noticed.  Not all of this is gematria, but it’s at least adjacent in its lack of basis in reality.

Taylor is photogenic 

In case you didn’t know.  And being photogenic and popular means pictures on social media.  Which means that any position she holds her hands in, any clothes she wears having something called a color, everything about her looks will be deliberately misconstrued as Illuminati symbolism.  In a slight twist to the color claims, she changed a profile picture to a black and white picture <GASP!>. She’s up to something.  She’s recently been found wearing a necklace with a watch face shape <GASP!>.  The Illuminati loves time.  And Cosmopolitan had an article that literally was titled about decoding her Grammy’s look.  Bastards.  Did you really have to fan the flames by using the word “decode”?!? 

TAYLOR SWIFT=168 

I much prefer the decodes where the go through gyrations to turn an undesired number into another number.  It’s so unnecessary since the database is so huge when sectioned of into tiny meaningless numbers.  Heavy alteration gematria is either used by a ring leader of a clique or someone deeply invested in not understanding that the numbers can mean anything.  All you really need to do is just pop the major stuff of the daily bad news into a calculator and let the cards fall as they may, especially when there are multiple databases to suggest matches (in varying degrees of believability).  So just by chance, VLADIMIR PUTIN=168.  I’m sure that’s going to pop up again. 

Word Association Fun 

The synchronicity clique especially loves this game.  Even to the extent of mispronouncing words and substituting homophones to get a new word with different gematria.  So what we’ve got cooking now is SWIFT is the name of an electronic financial transaction system.  Chiefs means sovereignty (somehow).  49ers means gold which means money.  That’s the standard playbook item of, “oh hell with it, close enough”.  So it’s all about the elites transferring gold around.  Somehow through an electronic system which can’t physically transfer gold around. 

Ritual Sacrifices 

If you didn’t already know, nobody dies by natural causes.  Even the most senior of the elderly crowd who passes away peacefully in their sleep or the younger crowd that gets a horrible variation of cancer doesn’t just simply die.  Even the vaccinated that are the targets of false claims that they died from the vaccine instead of something else were brutally (yeah, maybe too strong an adjective) murdered as a ritual sacrifice because, of course.  So these people all have names, therefore they have gematria associated with it.  And some of them are bound to be famous enough to have an internet presence and have a previous association with the current baseless conspiracy target.  So naturally Toby Keith and Taylor Swift, both with actual country music ties had an actual connection.  And naturally the reality challenged jumped right in with the claim that Toby’s death is a sacrifice.  For…

Wait until the game’s over and we’ll get back to you.

Lots of Monkeys and Typewriters

Infinite Monkey Theorem

I’m that if your old enough and your education hasn’t been ruined by involvement in gematria that you’ve heard the old saying about “An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare”.  It’s probably best to just call it a lot of monkeys and a lot of typewriters.  The actual concept of infinity and math behind it blows people’s minds.  And the saying reflects it with so many variations used.  Maybe someone will just stop at a million monkeys because that’s the biggest number they think they could get away with and not sound too greedy.

Now don’t get too involved with the math if that doesn’t suit you, but go to the Probabilities part of the linked article and the answer is math lingo for, “Ain’t gonna happen”.

The wording of the monkey theorem is intended to convey that random gibberish, given enough time, will eventually produce something meaningful.  Variations already abound with substitutions for the really big number, the manner that the gibberish is produced and what the final meaningful product is.  I’d personally like to see a lot of whatevers reproduce Fred Saberhagen, but that’s just me.

The math of the “Ain’t gonna happen” part is relying on a perfectly reasonable assumption that there’s a finite number of atoms, ergo impossible to have more monkeys than atoms.

Someone, probably inspired by the Simpsons episode and/or a drunken bar argument decided to code up a program to produce random gibberish and track the results.

https://www.cnn.com/2011/09/26/tech/web/monkeys-typewriters-shakespeare/index.html#:~:text=It's%20a%20time%2Dhonored%20adage,that%20saying%20to%20the%20test.

And the article is written with the amazement of a toddler at Christmas, finding out that indeed some positive results have already been achieved.  And some more are close.  Which is because the programmer did what every good gematriac does.

He cheated.

Reproduction of individual words is conflated to meaningful reproduction without concern for the order.

What we’re really dealing with here is a sort of reverse Ramsey Theory analysis.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramsey_theory

Whenever someone claims to have found a meaningful connection that was driven by pattern recognition gone wrong, Ramsey Theory can step in and prove that mathematically some pattern MUST exist if the structure being analyzed is big enough.  It’s just a question of whether you prefer Saberhagen, Shakespeare, See Spot Run, or the digits of Pi as your meaningful work.

Now I’m all for maintaining the cosmic balance in things.  For instance the Taylor Swift news and related conspiracies.  The average gematria user is slow witted.  She is Swift.  The cosmic balance is maintained.  Maybe the “Ain’t gonna happen” is wrong and infinite monkeys reproduced Shakespeare’s entire works and that’s what caused the Big Bang in the first place.  A little cosmic balance being maintained can’t hurt for avoiding another one which would cause all kinds of delays on my daily commute.  But gematria goes a bit too far.

The database to work with is as big as can be reasonably stretched to work with.  Mathematically partitioning down daily bad stories in the news into two and three digit gematria numbers is mind numbingly easy.  As soon as a number that isn’t desired it’s ignored.  Just like the monkey gibberish it’s out of order, never appearing in a logical and truly connected way.  The idea of what constitutes meaningful content instead of gibberish has never been determined among gematria users.

Leaving them with their sole usefulness in their lives.  Producing massive amounts of gibberish to offset the structured and meaningful content out there.  If we didn’t have gibberish to compare to we wouldn’t appreciate the genius of meaningful content.  Cosmic balance maintained, second Big Bang avoided.

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