The Taylor Swift Decodes

Has your timeline been invaded by random strangers interrupting your conversation about Taylor Swift with odd gematria decodes and predictions?

Probably not.  That’s not because of lack of effort.  It’s because of one of the top rules of gematria, notoriously devoid of something resembling an actual rule.  The effort is some preliminary research on the basic numbers.  But the rule I allude to is:

It has to be a post mortem analysis.

And the Super Bowl isn’t over yet.  Just give it some time and we’ll get there.  Probably not as extreme as years ago, but we will get some exciting news that naturally - nobody actually predicted.  Which is important for those uninitiated in the lunacy of gematria.  Nobody, years ago, put up an actual prediction that says something like SWIFT=58 and Super Bowl 58 is coming up in 2024.  And starts putting out details well in advance about dating Travis Kelce and how it was destined to be Chiefs vs. 49ers and blah, blah, blah.  If Hubbard can’t get a better than 50% rate on basic predictions of winners a couple of days in advance, how can anyone expect better results!  It looks like if he makes a correct pick for the SB winner he’ll finish at 98-98 and lost his flock a bunch of money.

Indeed, the only reason gematria decoders are paying attention to the Taylor Swift drama at all is because of the relationship with Kelce.  But there are others out there with different agendas.  From the YouTube channel that birthed that screenshot the other agendas are mostly fellow gematria decoders who play the shill game to lure people to their own picks off the same broken system, or sports pickers that don’t use gematria who use a non gematria broken system.  But there’s other stuff gematria gets used for.  And any celebrity has a certain set of basic numbers attached.  Just waiting for some clown to match up with the current bad news.  So here’s some of the preliminary before the Super Bowl stuff we’ve noticed.  Not all of this is gematria, but it’s at least adjacent in its lack of basis in reality.

Taylor is photogenic 

In case you didn’t know.  And being photogenic and popular means pictures on social media.  Which means that any position she holds her hands in, any clothes she wears having something called a color, everything about her looks will be deliberately misconstrued as Illuminati symbolism.  In a slight twist to the color claims, she changed a profile picture to a black and white picture <GASP!>. She’s up to something.  She’s recently been found wearing a necklace with a watch face shape <GASP!>.  The Illuminati loves time.  And Cosmopolitan had an article that literally was titled about decoding her Grammy’s look.  Bastards.  Did you really have to fan the flames by using the word “decode”?!? 

TAYLOR SWIFT=168 

I much prefer the decodes where the go through gyrations to turn an undesired number into another number.  It’s so unnecessary since the database is so huge when sectioned of into tiny meaningless numbers.  Heavy alteration gematria is either used by a ring leader of a clique or someone deeply invested in not understanding that the numbers can mean anything.  All you really need to do is just pop the major stuff of the daily bad news into a calculator and let the cards fall as they may, especially when there are multiple databases to suggest matches (in varying degrees of believability).  So just by chance, VLADIMIR PUTIN=168.  I’m sure that’s going to pop up again. 

Word Association Fun 

The synchronicity clique especially loves this game.  Even to the extent of mispronouncing words and substituting homophones to get a new word with different gematria.  So what we’ve got cooking now is SWIFT is the name of an electronic financial transaction system.  Chiefs means sovereignty (somehow).  49ers means gold which means money.  That’s the standard playbook item of, “oh hell with it, close enough”.  So it’s all about the elites transferring gold around.  Somehow through an electronic system which can’t physically transfer gold around. 

Ritual Sacrifices 

If you didn’t already know, nobody dies by natural causes.  Even the most senior of the elderly crowd who passes away peacefully in their sleep or the younger crowd that gets a horrible variation of cancer doesn’t just simply die.  Even the vaccinated that are the targets of false claims that they died from the vaccine instead of something else were brutally (yeah, maybe too strong an adjective) murdered as a ritual sacrifice because, of course.  So these people all have names, therefore they have gematria associated with it.  And some of them are bound to be famous enough to have an internet presence and have a previous association with the current baseless conspiracy target.  So naturally Toby Keith and Taylor Swift, both with actual country music ties had an actual connection.  And naturally the reality challenged jumped right in with the claim that Toby’s death is a sacrifice.  For…

Wait until the game’s over and we’ll get back to you.