Now what you need to realize, newer readers, is that there is a cyclical nature to the audience due to the nature of the marketing plan. This year’s football playoffs has been extremely mild compared to past years. Now we have some very droll newer blogs that make winning predictions, throw a couple numbers out for both teams, pad the stats by choosing a winner after the game is over or rely on the escape hatch of “they flipped the script on me because I’m so damn close to the truth I had to be suppressed.” Just predicting a winner isn’t good enough. You need something more spectacular, like throwing out a predicted score or at least the differential. New England wins by 17 points because....blah, blah, blah, and then keep your fingers crossed.
But that hasn’t been good enough in the past. Something more spectacular is necessary. There are two main weapons in the gematria arsenal to pay attention to here. Misuse of the very definition of synchronicity combined with Escapegoating.
Escapegoating is pretty handy as an all around tool. YouTube goes down worldwide for a three hour period, it was meant to hurt YOU. No real publisher interested in your book? Just say you contacted them and then make up any excuse that can’t be proven, now Bookbaby is the villain. But Escapegoating also works on the celebrity narratives. And last we checked old people die. A lot. And just like you’re an idiot if you can’t find two digit numbers in a football box score for either team in hindsight, synchronicity misuse means that you can rely on someone famous dying somewhere between the year 10,000 B.C. and 3,999 A.D. (Don’t want to hit the Y4k bug in the year 4,000, could mess up your laptop.). So actually, you don’t need an old person. I’ll have to think about that.
Escapegoating also works for world events although less crass and insensitive, or at least some safety in numbers. If a death toll of 746 people in a flood happens you’re not pointing a finger at one dead celebrity. So, you get the insanity of California wildfires vs. Texas flooding for the World Series, complete with some individualized tributes and “clues” along the way. For example, any public official or celebrity drug overdose deaths in L.A. from now through at least a few days beyond the completion of the Super Bowl is OBVIOUSLY a clue or tribute. You’ve got to keep the current cycle of clueless money targets distracted with the big picture of how the forces of evil are using this beyond mockery in sports. And nothing says my system works like giving the clueless some clues and making them even more clueless than before, at least in the broader sense.
No, I sense a need for a bigger prediction for the Super Bowl. Something really spectacular. So here we go:
RAMS DEFEAT PATRIOTS=5188 in the Reverse Squares elision. Final score Rams 51, Patriots 88. Anticipating in advance they will flip the script, thus ipso facto negating the meaningfulness of the PhraseShopped phrase. But these soulless pigs are that clever, deep and arbitrary so the only real surprise is that there’s no obvious reference to Pi. Except the brutally obvious reference to CIRCLE=88, which is a bunch of circles and has to do with time AND, the circle is the Mark of the Beast. And that hasn’t been talked about much this cycle, so it’s time to bring that back.
Having firmly established the Apocalypse as the reason, which makes great press compared to a relatively simple flood or wildfire, this will be the last Super Bowl ever. The day before the game every single animal that represents a team mascot will magically be marked with a circle designating it as an official representative of THE Beast, not just a beast and escape from the zoos. A new strain of rabies super virus will have been developed by Monsanto and infect all the people who stupidly got the flu vaccine this year, and in a strange irony the rabies will spread from humans to the escaped animals.
Now goats aren’t an NFL mascot. So they aren’t part of the zoo break and remain uninfected. But what could be more perfect than a goat escape for the Apocalypse? Baphomet goat symbolism and the importance of the Chinese calendar towards underdogs winning in the year outside the Year of the Dog. The perfect Escapegoat. So they don’t escape, but they’re OBVIOUSLY part of the plan. And that brings us to the Chinese zodiac dragons which surely must be part of any self respecting Apocalypse.
During the ore game festivities a flock of doves will be released that will transform into a dragon and land on Tom Brady, biting his head off. Preventing him from winning his Super Bowl ring. A ring being the circle and the Mark of the Beast. Tom will run around like a rooster with his head cut off to add more Chinese zodiac symbolism.
But this is the most masterful flipping of the script ever.
TOM BRADY IS THE SPAWN OF HELL, THE ANTICHRIST = 444, 555. Triple mother f’ing digits. Questions? Add those together - 999. Flip the script, 999 is 666!!!
Come on, don’t act so surprised. We all knew it. If you didn’t see that coming as soon as Monsanto was mentioned you need to buy my book and sign up to my Patreon page.
And all of that has just as much happening as any prediction you could make with contradictory numbers from Gematria. So why bother worrying about it?
On a more realistic note. Hmmmmm. Well, I’ve tipped my hand that I’m no Patriots and Brady fan. And I do like the underdogs more often than favorites when rooting with my heart. Currently the line is Patriots by about 3. Seems like that might ease up a bit before game time, but I’m still going to go for the Rams. Maybe subconsciously because Rams have horns like goats and are pretty darn close to Rats for zodiac purposes. Now, a more realistic score. Hmmm... should be on the high side. How about Rams 30-Patriots 26, with the Patriots ahead 26-23 until a last TD scoring drive starting with about 3:45 and one timeout left.
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