2019 NFL Conference Championships Sports Betting Gematria

That post title should be clickbaity enough to generate some attention.  Because that’s what I’m all about.  Oh shit.  Forget to add some keywords and phrases.  Let’s see.
Ritual Sacrifice
Freemason mockery
Carol Channing
Murder By Numbers
Synchronicity
Absolutely 100% accurate and never, ever produces contradictory information

So that’s out of the way.  Now to business.  You don’t want to just do this for fun, right?  Sure it’s fun to pop some PhraseShopped lingo into the calculator like substitute NATIVE AMERICANS for CHIEFS so you can force a 77 with the Keypad elision.  But what if you want to look real badass and live the thug life and predict the conference championship winners and be able to produce a winning sports bet stub?  (Cropping photo of a parlay or separate tickets optional.)

You work with what you have, and the go to source is just the team names and the 50,945,213 different elisions available.  So, other than the aforementioned forced 77 we have a tidy little package for the championship games that guarantees production of a winning ticket.

If you’re new here, I used to have a very popular YouTube channel, but it got shut down.  (Obligatory thug life false accusation.)

Now I know two things you might be wondering.  It’s just SAINTS compared to the Rams including the city name.  Absolutely not a problem.  The NWO made these teams play in these cities for a reason.  It has nothing to do with population size and ability to generate income.  Even though you could find a 48 almost anywhere in the US, even in Maza, ND population 6 (2011 census).

What’s that you say?  48?  Dude, that leftmost number is 480?!?  No it’s not.  In gematria you drop zeroes except when you don’t.  And you get bonus bad ass thug life points for dropping them.  I swear at times it seems they go out of their way to produce a three digit number with a zero to drop BECAUSE it looks more badass.

Now what to do with this new found absolutely not contradictory synchronicity knowledge?  Bet on both teams.  And of course you need to bet $48.  That’s one of the few things you can actually control.  You still have time to get your pick(s) out as a prediction.  So hurry up.

For the other game, break out the checkbook again and bet $122.

Or bet $12 because it’s even more mystical to drop a repeated digit like that 2.  So now you bet a total of $48+$12=$60 or $6 because you drop zeroes in gematria except when you don’t.

Now you’ve bet $6 based on payouts generated from $60 worth of bets!!  And that’s even better than bragging rights from nailing the winner by betting on both teams, because EVERYBODY does that and always gets clues for both teams.