Let’s Make Up Names For The Cause Of Synchronicity

Life is a lot more fun when the Freemasons aren’t the cause of the problems.  As the days I review the weirdness dragged into weeks, then months and now darn near two years I’ve seen that it went from an unnamed force, which I chose to call the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knucleheads (NIPTUCKs), to actually being called the Organic Matrix, and now the newest moniker - The Geometric Universe.

So, we can presume the Freemasons are still involved low on the flow chart.  You still need a convenient scapegoat to blame for selective incompetence.  Like when you predict the Patriots to win the Super Bowl and they find you and flip the script to embarrass you, disconnect you from your livestream and conversely can’t find you to silence you for exposing the troof.  This is why Bob the Hitman has been in such a quandary and is currently employed as a taco food sales truck operator until the evil empire gets their shit together and his services as a finely honed killing machine come back to the job market.

We have been through this before and I suggested use of ninjas as the shoehorned in source to replace the Masons.  But I’m not so sure I covered exactly what is the all powerful force that guides or dreams, choice of TV shows and songs that are played in a concert.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181031044841/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/10/29/synchronicity-our-coded-reality/

Don’t misunderstand me, Organic Matrix And Geometric Universe are both super duper cool sounding.  But, if the troof community at large can’t settle on a name then there’s a need for lots of others.  Because gematria can never have enough words to apply to the 7,431,066,258 different elisions and apply the principal of dipshitmatic immunity to.  As in the new header, the Masons, ninjas, avocado farmers, reptoid tranny clone robots or whatever APPLY the code that the almighty pseudo deity created.  Because whatever this pseudo deity is doesn’t give a tat’s ass about the complete interchangeability of narratives right down to direct antonyms, PhraseShopping and simple grammar rearrangement of sentences.

First off, something religious is right out of the mix.  You never know when you want to call all Christians stupid, especially as flat earthers come to visit and troll.  And you might need to throw in the occasional sob story about maybe being Jesus yourself.  And of course throw in the occasional anti Semitic jab.

Second. Something mathy and sciency is a must.  Geometric Universe and Organic Matrix both fit the bill.  Let Bob the Hitman and the Freemasons sort out the targets of hate speech without religion getting involved.

Third, you really need to consider making up brand new words.  Nobody believes you anyway.  There’s literally nothing right with gematria regarding evidence for the claims it makes being supported.  And if the idea is to lure the gullible into paying you money for failed football picks there’s a whole array of hidden opportunities.

For reasons of time and space I’m going to just unleash some of my top choices now.  Later on I’ll make a “Choose one from column A and one from column B” list.

The Interconscious Omnibus
Who in their wrong mind wouldn’t want to hop on THAT bus?  That’s a cheap one way ticket.  It says a lot about nothing in two words, which is what gematria all boils down to.  As soon as some people hear that name, latch on to it and repeat it, you’ve got a lifer.  Which in the gematria world lifer equates to finally realizing that the sports picks don’t work.


Pragmatic Quadrarealm
Pragmatism has nothing to do with math, but throw out an -ic suffix that’s outside the target audience vocabulary and it sounds mathy.  Especially when the follow up is a quad- prefix.  Sadly, Quadriverse has already been taken by Marvel Comics.  And with Geometric Universe we are already well -versed.  So realm it is.  Nobody will take the time to look up the definition of pragmatism and find out that indeed it aptly describes gematria as being a convenient means to an end without consideration to any theoretical value in the process.  The irony is delicious.

Compufractional Dualistic Biasymmetry
I did need to make up one for my own benefit.  With all the unstructured rules for computing values, selective ignorance of alternate values and instead of bisymmetry, through the extra ‘a’ in there to get bias.  Without the weak minded accepting confirmation bias gematria would be dead.

The Cohesive Hyperforce
There is an inherent danger in using this one.  For the same reason to leave religion out of it by not calling it the Hyperturtle and pissing off Attu his Wondrousness, although force is a science concept it’s also a follow up to words like police and space. You don’t want your anti-authoritarian message to get lost in the name of your pseudo deity.  Or maybe that’s exactly what you do need.  Pay attention to your Whitney Houston shirt or the not just ordinary but the HYPERFORCE will really mess you up by making you listen to Justin Bieber at the next performance of Tchaikovsky’s piano concerto.

Took You Long Enough, Denim

http://dddecodings.blogspot.com/2018/10/scriptedrigged-2018-world-series.html?m=1

So what are you going to do?  Edit out all your failures or what?

Let’s go back to game 4’s misfire:

Don’t really know what to see except that we’ve been over this before. Based on how I see the same commenters all the time there’s not really much point in bothering to try and predict game outcomes with gematriduh.  You left yourself in a position after multiple failures (mostly the Yankees) that to try and salvage something of a shattered reputation you latched on to the Red Sox sweeping.  A “slight” narrative for Dodgers.  How about 50% or so since with gematriduh you can find the same numbers for both teams?

While with actual baseball being a coin flip for one game that’s 50%.  Just amazing how often sports predictions with gematriduh have been really off mark this year.  I swear I could have picked the opposite of what the majority opinion was and done a lot better.

Now some of your readers may need a little more proof of how meaningless gematriduh is.  My readers don’t, but they will probably be amused.  You PhraseShopped in Champion for a 137.  I can’t produce the opposite of Alex Cora, but “CHAMPION” is an entirely different story.

Runner up is also 137.  Loser is 137 and it’s also 33 which is part of your narrative.  137 is the 33rd prime number.

No way is your comment about the scripting being undeniable close to accurate.  I’m not only denying it, I’m pretty much disproving it completely with the simple grammar knowledge of how antonyms sort of kind of totally mean the opposite of whatever story you spin is.

You’re such a 137.  Which in this case means the opposite of champion.

Extra Innings - More Lack Of Beer

...and more mercury in your vaccines.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=1540989

https://www.fda.gov/biologicsbloodvaccines/safetyavailability/vaccinesafety/ucm096228

 

Sorry, Alanna. It really doesn’t work that way.  You see, for a looong time now MLB has discontinued serving beer before the game is over. The problem, as explained in ESPN’s article, is that the tailgating mentality at sporting events has some people get all amped up outside the park prior to the game.  Just like one of your famous kindred who by all appearances via certain social media posts got a DUI and had to do community service, which was some very, very weird and insincere sounding commentary.  But that’s a story for another day.  And...look at that tidbit in the article.  California State Law doesn’t even allow beer sales at all during the game.

Not a particularly egregious display of lack of critical thinking.  I have attended many a baseball game and know of this first hand.  It is understandable to not be aware of this at the time of your posting.  I suppose that the beer sales might refer to someone with designated driver status could be forced to leave the comforts of homey town and go on a beer run to complete this marathon game’s need for sustenance.

The problem lies in the way I know these people think, or rather don’t think.  And a quick trip to Facebook finds a more dangerous display of crank magnetism.  Operating under the auspices of “I agree with you in principal today, therefore you are always right, like all the shit storm that is displayed on social media I’m an expert on everything, so here’s what you don’t know about mercury in vaccines”:

A manager being beaten up by liquored up fans is just one person.  But once you tread upon the realm of science with misinformation about something that can affect other people, that’s a problem.  It’s ok for a couple of people to embrace lack of vaccination as a lifestyle choice, but after the PROVEN science of its benefits gets muddied, other children may come in harm’s way.

From the FDA article, for the not mathematically inclined, all you need to know is you can benefit your child more in regards to mercury poisoning by simply not feeding them a couple of tuna fish sandwiches over their entire life span.  For the mathites,

Let’s not even bother with anything beyond how 4 ounces of tuna has about 40 micrograms while the Thimerosal shot has 25.  The math gets fuzzy when dealing with the compounds, bonds and how the body handles the material.  It’s how much ELEMENTAL mercury, not the type is involved.  The problem, is that despite the bold and true warning ALL FORMS OF MERCURY ARE TOXIC TO HUMANS this is comparing apples to oranges.  There’s a boat load of evidence showing that ethyl mercury from vaccines and methyl mercury from fish are two entirely different beasts.  Or fruits.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/briankoberlein/2016/09/20/vaccines-meteors-and-why-details-matter/amp/

Love that antifreeze in beer analogy.  It’s EXACTLY the same thing.  The very reason fish mercury is vastly more dangerous is BECAUSE it accumulates.  Small fish get mercury.  Big fish eats small fish.  Bigger yet fish eat big fish.  Human eats big fish that has a bunch of mercury built up that doesn’t get broken down.

Notice that Alanna doesn’t offer any gematria.  It’s a post about, “I know my weird ideas fit in here because the government says it’s ok, the government is bad.  I agree with you today.”  As an alternative to accepting the actual and truthful FDA opinion, a truly open minded person can also see the company a crank keeps and get a good idea that what’s said is invalid.  Especially on social media where people forward the dumbest things without critically thinking what might be wrong.  The weird ideas just tend to be more entertaining, for believers and critics alike.  That’s why Sir Sic is one of my favorites for finding new video material with what he calls, “taking the piss out of them” narratives.

And by the way, NaturalNews is famous for spreading bad information.  So even with half truthful math data someone with an open mind should instantly assume guilty until proven innocent.

This is the way pseudoscience perpetuates.  Grasping at whatever straws are available and more often than not deliberately altering the story to distort the truth, usually for financial reasons - whether it’s to sell non-plastic rice, fail at making sports predictions, get donations for your services to give advice on the health benefits of cutting yourself (Sir Sic’s latest video), laser enhanced supplements or whatever.

And this is why gematria is a garbage bin for all weird ideas because you can take any numbers and shoehorn in any topic you want since the gullible really adore a true lack of evidence and it’s cool to be wrong.

I’m going to have to vaccinate my brain with ethyl alcohol after a few more stories of posting without critical thinking.  At least then I have a decent chance of appreciating a distorted perspective on reality.

Snippets From Gematria Civil War Letters

Dearest Mother:

I pray that yourself and father have forgiven me for engaging in war on our northern brethren, evil cabal scum though they be.  At this tender age of 33, the highest level of Free Mason-Dixonry I have now been sighted with the awful horrors of battle.  Even the occasional trysts with sheep and paid shills no longer hold me the same comfort as they did before.  I gravely fear that each false flag attack will be the last light my young eyes will ever see.  So, in order to do my best to make peace with the both of you, I write this.  And I’ve started a crowdfunding raiser for donations to hope one day you and the rest of the sheep will wake up and realize that this is a war amongst living and breathing men for the entertainment of our reptilian overlords.

Private Fergus Jenkins, once known as your beloved son.  Now known as Btrad3 by the Government

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Darling Gertrude:

I have melted my last lead bullet in order to make a pencil to write to thee.  I was saving it for the Illuminati or myself if things went well or contrastingly poorly.  But, I have yet to see any of the evil scum in my two years of battle.  My belief is that our regiment number 223 being equal to the Synagogue Of Satan has something to do with it.  As if we had some sort of dipshitmatic immunity to the appalling murder that surrounds us.  I was reminded of you when I last prayed and reflected on how Christ and Antichrist both equal 77 .  As your initials are G.T. whereby G=7 in ordinal and T=7 in reverse.  And I can’t handle the conflict this confusion brings about in me anymore.  What I have decided is that since you, being 7-7 are at the core of my dilemma that your life must end for the greater good.  As I have ridden myself of my last bullet, when you see me next I will be carrying a sharp stick which I will lodge between your perfect breasts.

With Love, Cornelius

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General Smithington:

I have taken the liberty of discharging myself from the infirmary and will report to your camp at once.  I am reasonably fit for battle and concerned much how the Bavarian Illuminati are trying to take our schools away.  I have acquired much useful information while recovering, and now my record at predicting wrestling match outcomes is nearly 50%.  (It’s actually 27%,, but rounded up that’s close enough.

Pvt. Parts.

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Mr. Lincoln:

In case you were not aware, “Four score and seven years” can be PhraseShopped in substitute of “Eighty seven years.”

Your speech writers

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Tyrus:

I have found a use for your penchant for misspelling.  As soon as a new word is formed by spelling it incorrectly it counts in gematria the same as if it were part of the dictionary.  And more importantly Lionel, who I’m sure you remember, has illustrated that b*******, b***shit, bull**** are all acceptable as forms of bullshit.  The hours saved finding the right word will be enormous.  This will give us a big advantage at Manassas.  For example, I can spell “Gematria is a wonderful tool” as “Gematria sucks ass” and it counts.  Or simply “*” to be equal to any number!

Respectfully,
Thomas “Manilla” Wafer

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Pastor Greaves:

I’m experiencing remarkable synchronicity with events from this week and the Mesozoic Era.  Pray for me to find the strength to understand that synchronicity means simultaneous.

Corporal Bryce Drudgel

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Cornelius:

I’m using my superpowers of selective incompetence to ignore your warning and have no idea about the letter I received.  Welcoming your stick between my breasts.

Gertrude T.

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<Posted on barracks door of Troop 227-414>
Coded message:

113
27, 196, 666, 47, 33, 777, 13, 11, 112, 227, 109, 144, 48, 60, 19, 28, 261, 52

End coding,
God luck lads
The Officers

PS, Multiple ciphers out of the 6,217,749,361 available  in use to confuse the enemy in case one or more of you is a plant.

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Lord Eastwood:

I cannot in good conscience destroy the bridge on your property as it is Bridge #31 on our map.  31 being a bridge to 11 as the bridge between actual number and prime number.  And 11 being the master builder number never to be reduced.  Terribly sorry the enemy will be raping your daughters and burning your lands.

Major Tuco,
Second Regiment Demilitions Squad

Private Van Cleef here- First Comment!

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Yawno - Gematria Bingo

Antifa: The Private Federal Gematria Movement

https://web.archive.org/web/20181023050118/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/10/39-51-77-antifa-federal-conspiracy.html?m=1

Just love it here when they break out a new elision which just proves that there are even easier ways to find the opposite meaning in any given topic.  So, Federal.  Nice topic to throw in the middle of all the bogus sports picks.  Just in case you forgot about the evil cabal having an actual interest in something more meaningful than mockery through gematrimooks picking both teams.

So one near opposite of Federal is Private.  Like privately funded versus federally funded.  And since the Keypad elision was trotted out after the claim that no new ones would be added it’s only fitting that Federal and Private both equal 39.  It’s also lovely to see that FASCIST=77 and DEMOCRAT=77.  Not sure  how this ties in to CHRIST=77 and ANTICHRIST=77.  Maybe that’s being saved up for a 77 yard punt return with a “Thank you Attu the Wonder Turtle for blessing me with this skill” touchdown celebration ‘All Christians are stupid’ post.  We haven’t had one of those in a while.  I really want to see that because the Flat Earthers come out in droves.  I love a good Flat Earth vs. Gematria video comments battle.  Two sides with no actual evidence are the main ingredients for lots of ad hominem attacks.  Things like who is a Jew and who isn’t.  Who has suspicious interest in what body parts they likely shouldn’t be interested in.  Who thinks that GPS coordinates are better than My Little Pony videos since everyone knows all ponies are stupid.  (Turtles, however, totally kick ass.  Just very, very slowly.)

And nobody ever brings up the serious issues.  Like what exactly is going on with Wollongong and Australian continental drift versus Australia not existing because the Earth is flat and how Baxter the Duck fits in.  He or she is the sports team mascot.  There must be some connection.  Besides turtles and ducks being animals, both several steps up the evolutionary ladder over someone that thinks that gematria actually works and is willing to pay a monthly fee for an “expert” opinion.

I really missed out on my calling in life.  I would make a good con man.  Except for the over sized empathy lobe in my brain and smarts enough to know that I’d get caught.  Smart enough to know all ponies are in fact not stupid.  Neigh, in fact some just play dumb (both the main and slang definitions, Hah!) since they’re tired of arguing about it and their voices go horse.  The smart ponies know they whinny some and they losey some.  They just take it in stride.

So pony up those federally funded private dollars kids.  Horse racing is a sport and the mockery runs thick.

More Gifts From The Real World Of Sports Instead Of Gematria Sports

 Denim, Denim, Denim.  Since you PhraseShopped in Birthday Gift let’s talk about the real gifts of your “work”.  The abject failure of gematria in 2018 continues.  I think it’s time to go for broke.  Turn back to football without trying the World Series.  You already have the fine art down pat of picking both teams and then sorting the mess out in the follow up.  Not just by yourself, but we’ll get back to that.

You see, the problem isn’t so much what you pick.  But this happens all the time on FTFM.  All the commenters have variations on f the way it’s worded, but it’s something like, “I see numbers for both teams, so I’m going with X instead of Y.”  Well SOMEONE has to be right and SOMEONE has to be wrong.  I absolutely adored the cute way Jedd suggested that instead of quantity of numbers pointing towards one team you should look for one QUALITY number.  Whatever the hell that means.  That’s a big problem with news stories gematria (besides the insensitive mocking families of dead people and such) where every two and three digit number is quality and they’re all totally raw, undiluted, fucking evil.  How this translates into sports quality numbers is a doctoral thesis I’d really like to see.

But, anyway.  Let’s go back to Boston.

Nope.  You absolutely were not 100% on Boston winning.  Before the game you said highly likely * which in real language means maybe pretty close to 100% but not really 100%.  While in the language of gematria it means, “just in case I fuck this shit up I have an out since I can always find a couple ‘quality’ numbers to support my bullshit story”.  And I imagine most of the real world sports analysts saw that Boston had the best record, dispatched the Yankees pretty easily and being up 3-1 on Houston, was on a roll and picked the Sox, too.  With quality numbers like pitching match ups, batting averages and ERA’s.

Also, big mistake.  You have a proven record of showing your betting stubs when you parlay three heavy baseball favorites.  You forgot to show the ticket displaying your large $$ amount bet for being 100% sure.

And to hammer the point home here’s the screen grab of you picking the Brewers (oops) and a couple of lackeys picking the Dodgers (Yeah!  I called my 50-50 coin flip right!  I totally rock!!!)

Yeah, you need help with your marketing plan.  Haven’t heard much about those furshlugginer Freemasons and Jews from you.  So maybe you should take up the practice of prank calling sports media.   You probably only get an answering machine, the attention of a low level PR person who will give it the appropriate “Wtf??” reaction and ignore it.  Or, you might hit comedy gold and they’ll write an article that will totally mock you and you can brag you made it into the paper!  Then lie about what was actually said in the article later.  That seems to be standard operating procedure.

So pick an NFL champ NOW.  Don’t wait.  Put up some numbers NOW.  You can’t be more embarrassing than Tony Tellin’ It who still thinks the Colts will go 8-2 the rest of this season and carry lack of home field advantage to Super Bowl championship glory.  But don’t go totally crazy on one team.  Give yourself some outs.  Maybe one or two secondary guesses at most to start hyping up for, say, the possibility that Tom Brady gets blinded looking at the solar eclipse and his career ends in November.

We await your quality/quantity opinion.

* It was at this point the post game show I was watching  mentioned the word FLIPPED.  Run with it.

Getting Too Close To The Truth

https://web.archive.org/web/20181017060314/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/10/youtube-experiences-worldwide-outage.html?m=1

Just when I was getting ready to upload my first video ever YouTube shut down because they were dealing with too much misinformation.  They knew they were making a lot more money off from me with this heavily monetized, viral blog and forced me to put up another post before I wanted too.

As a gesture of defiance to this blatant, obvious act of censorship I’ve turned off the ads here for the remainder of October.

Suck it, Jewgle.

Shout Out To Sue Ridge

Nice.  Very, very, very nice work Sue.  You understand the concepts of PhraseShopping and dipshitmatic immunity.  I suppose there’s a chance they might think I’ve sock puppeted this work, but I don’t need to take pot shots like this.  You and I will always know the real Truth=113(FB) that this is independent work.

Also saw that you referred to FTFM as Comedy Central.  Also very nice.  I have no copyright on Fee To Find Misinformation, so you are allowed to use that with my blessing.  If you really want to see Comedy Central style work beyond how they can’t get their stories straight with whether the whole language is encoded or just what the media says you should check out some video comments.  That’s where you get the kind of things like suggesting Hurricane Harvey was created by mind control drugs that will kill you if you don’t make it to the FEMA death camps so Floyd Merriweather can win a rigged boxing match by the numbers to donate winnings to the mind controlled dead people which makes no fucking sense at all.

Also saw someone take a potshot at your moniker.  I love myself a good pun and can’t help but think it was intentional to remind you of sewerage.  Very, very, very, very nice.

Also along the way I saw lots of others, even long timers pointing out that actually making predictions instead of reporting in hindsight hasn’t been going too well.  All these things make me realize that bow that I’ve done the heavy lifting I can back off, lock the comments section to avoid troll spam and retire sooner rather than later.

SUE RIDGE=43 Full reduction
SUE PERSTAR=43 Full reduction

Update:  10/22
I just realized that Schmacks Adventure has disappeared after being highly (rightfully) critical of continued failed sports predictions.  Even (rightfully) accusing the predictions to be worded as pretty much a coin flip when there’s always an out to declare victory when you’re wrong.  Pretty much around the same time Sue Ridge started going into action.

It does make one wonder if there’s a connection.

The Dangers Of...Rice??

Let’s keep this light hearted for the weekend and look into one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen.

On the scientific level this is a complete fail.  Alternating between calling rice plastic in disguise and starch with cyanide.  “Made in Holland” with an actual timetable that makes no sense compared to reality of how it was first cultivated.  Oh, except wild rice.  Wild rice isn’t plastic.  It’s our only rice friend.  I love myself a good wild rice and I’ve got some in my kitchen cabinet now.  But as a gesture of defiance I think I’ll have some plain white rice today with a lot of curry powder or maybe just some good old fashioned black pepper.   And lick the top of a 9 volt battery just to get my daily dose of alkaline electricity.

Without seeing the financial motivation of the online shop, with the rest of the content on their website one would think that Poe’s Law applies and consider it's like a Bird’s Aren’t Real parody.  Only without the tie in of the two with the myth that birds explode when they eat wedding rice and the obvious correlation with the electrical effect fucking up robot birds.

For the gematria application to this blog.  Well, there’s an awful lot of words to spread around the 5,932,801,649 different elisions and ability to manipulate them into virtually any two or three digit number you want, even without PhraseShopping.  The interesting experiment would be to gather evidence from a group of gematrimooks who don’t know they are being tested and see how many dismiss the idea as totally silly and not worth gematrifying, how many think, no, all rice is our friend and how many are willing to gematrify it into saying, “Yep, they nailed it.”  I could make a full believable story either way very easily, but refuse to waste my time on it.  Mostly because the bad grammar turns me off, too.  At least Dan can cherish that others don’t know the proper use of the apostrophe.  And don’t forget the “that reminds me of” game where the obvious sports impact is found in Rice University and a lot more words to play just with the works of Edgar Rice Burroughs alone.

For more comic relief there’s more stuff proving that they aren’t blatantly ricist (Hah!).  And more comic relief here as short term I’ll become mildly obsessed with more rice puns like Rice-a-phoney, the San Fransicko Treat.

I don’t need that much more personal exposure to this nearly Time Cube style wackiness.  I already have to deal with the ricidual damage from this.

Not So Forgettable Day After All

 

I didn’t really want to post so soon again, specialically (real word) after so soon after posting about how much gematria sucks ass at predictions.  But you made a bad choice of words about your day’s fail.  Forgettable.  Oops.  Let’s make sure to put that out on the Internet so it’s recorded and not forgettable.  (Note 1 to self.  Check out archiving again.)

This is the kind of thing that happens when you pick a lot of underdogs.  Mild underdogs, I’ll grant you, as the nature of the playoffs is that two good teams are squaring off against each other.  Maybe someone else has something to say about the mathematics of the circle or how this is still the Chinese calendar Year of the Dog and that didn’t work.  Or even how it wasn’t even mentioned in gematria that’s not even real gematria pregame.  Oh, by the by, good luck figuring out what to do in the Year of the Pig next year. I can just see it now.  “The underpig Braves lost to the overpig Phillies 3-4 on a day with 43 numerology and the bastards flipped the script on me because I’m getting too close to the truth and they haven’t figured out how to at least even mock me in the comments since the Selective Incompetence Committee had a real bad fucking day.”  Should be fun.  (Note 2 to self:  Check for 4 to 3 scores in Braves Phillies games next season and the news articles relating to pigs.  Specialically (still a real word) the sports write ups mentioning how pigs had anything to do with it.)

Are you sure you don’t want to start at least making hints at numbers that point to the Red Sox?  Like right now?  Doesn’t a long season of 162 games have an impact instead of settling for reporting after the fact, whether right or wrong?  That’s the way it’s usually done.  Let the minions pick both teams and have what really matters count.  Which team was better that day or days because of all the real baseball factors like home field, pitchers rest, injuries and stuff like that.  Specialically (yet again still a real word) the common sense of not relying on a bogus system.

Nice Try, But Still Epic Fail

Well so much for gematria magic predictive powers.  Right up to the end you made the classic moves.  You didn’t give in to the impulse of picking the clear favorite based on real sports knowledge, but took a chance on arguably the best underdog option.  You see, the Astros might have finished with a better record, but you can’t dismiss that the Yankees had to play the Red Sox more often being inter division rivals.  If the Yankees didn’t have the 10-12 mark versus the best team in baseball they could have mustered a few more wins and finished better than three games behind the Astros record.

That’s exactly what I would have done especially factoring in the preseason hype for the Yankees with their monster bat lineup.

Now, prediction time since I had the post game on while I started this post.  I’m generously giving you a lot of lead in time to read this and correct like so often happens with this blog.  They actually used the phrase “flipped the script” while talking about the Yankees ninth inning rally that fell about as short as it comes with a tying run being denied by a great defensive play.  (Which I’m happy to report was finished off with a great stretch by Steve Pearce who was traded from my favorite team, the Blue Jays mid season).  The temptation for one of you guys to latch on to that and call it obvious scripting is too great.  So, whatever silly numbers supporting that appear I’ll have to make a mocking post.  Specialically (by golly, STILL a real word) if there’s PhraseShopping.  I haven’t thrown out a heavily loaded PhraseShopped post for supporting reality in a long time, instead just settling for pointing it out.

Fair enough?

The Epic Fail of 2018 sports gematria has finished nicely.  Although take some solace in knowing the Astros were in good position to finish off the misery and make you sweat it out a bit longer.

Sorry, You’re Still Not Predicting

Sorry, Denim.  Looks like I’m going to have to promote you to my number one target, at least temporarily.  You see, you’ve mastered the art of making a non- prediction look like a prediction.  So just in case you’re going to join the money fraud while the NFL season is starting to hit full swing let’s take a look.

The update you give on the Yankees.  Yep, you have been touting them for awhile.  Big deal.  They pretty much wrapped up a playoff spot and everyone knew that if it weren’t for the Sox they were a preseason favorite.  Nice touch with the Update clearly showing ahead of time that you intended to give the details instead of just editing and pretending what you said here all along.  Since you want to play the game of mocking me for being too stupid to point out what you’re doing wrong so you can make corrections, here’s what I’ve got for you.

Pretty sure I’m smarter than you.  Since I had busted you for editing after the fact before (Hello!?  NCAA bracket mean anything to you?) let’s point out that it also clues me in to emphasize what’s wrong, still.

Here’s the original before the update.  Which of course doesn’t predict any details since gematria sucks ass at predicting.  So you’ve bypassed the possible use of the “oh, they’re on to me, they flipped the script” excuse.  For now.  I’ll be the first to gloat here if they do lose at any point.  It’s a long postseason after a single game elimination game with the favorite team also on top.

You also turned off the comments again.  Good idea if you don’t want the inevitable multiple guesses about what numbers support either team that come from your cronies.  That’s always fun to watch when both teams get picked with various bullshit numbers and then SOMEBODY has to be wrong.  Can’t tell you how to fix that unless you always leave comments off every post.  But that’s the fun, right?  Somebody also has to be right?  Somebody’s confirmation bias that the system works gets fed?

I also want to point out that I was smart enough to guess that you would not achieve any real success with your first week of NFL predictions.  You did own up to it and admit it wasn’t too good.

Yet, an 8-6 record (7-6 before Monday night) is as close to 50-50 as you can get without being 50%.  (Excepting those annoying ties.  And actually, every tie like the rare two so far this season is a defeat towards predicting a winner for gematria.  Can’t recall ever seeing someone say they’re predicting a tie.)

The only way to correct this, I think, is simply to give up trying to predict and just stick to strictly reporting after the fact.

Good luck with that.