Let’s Make Up Names For The Cause Of Synchronicity

Life is a lot more fun when the Freemasons aren’t the cause of the problems.  As the days I review the weirdness dragged into weeks, then months and now darn near two years I’ve seen that it went from an unnamed force, which I chose to call the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knucleheads (NIPTUCKs), to actually being called the Organic Matrix, and now the newest moniker - The Geometric Universe.

So, we can presume the Freemasons are still involved low on the flow chart.  You still need a convenient scapegoat to blame for selective incompetence.  Like when you predict the Patriots to win the Super Bowl and they find you and flip the script to embarrass you, disconnect you from your livestream and conversely can’t find you to silence you for exposing the troof.  This is why Bob the Hitman has been in such a quandary and is currently employed as a taco food sales truck operator until the evil empire gets their shit together and his services as a finely honed killing machine come back to the job market.

We have been through this before and I suggested use of ninjas as the shoehorned in source to replace the Masons.  But I’m not so sure I covered exactly what is the all powerful force that guides or dreams, choice of TV shows and songs that are played in a concert.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181031044841/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/10/29/synchronicity-our-coded-reality/

Don’t misunderstand me, Organic Matrix And Geometric Universe are both super duper cool sounding.  But, if the troof community at large can’t settle on a name then there’s a need for lots of others.  Because gematria can never have enough words to apply to the 7,431,066,258 different elisions and apply the principal of dipshitmatic immunity to.  As in the new header, the Masons, ninjas, avocado farmers, reptoid tranny clone robots or whatever APPLY the code that the almighty pseudo deity created.  Because whatever this pseudo deity is doesn’t give a tat’s ass about the complete interchangeability of narratives right down to direct antonyms, PhraseShopping and simple grammar rearrangement of sentences.

First off, something religious is right out of the mix.  You never know when you want to call all Christians stupid, especially as flat earthers come to visit and troll.  And you might need to throw in the occasional sob story about maybe being Jesus yourself.  And of course throw in the occasional anti Semitic jab.

Second. Something mathy and sciency is a must.  Geometric Universe and Organic Matrix both fit the bill.  Let Bob the Hitman and the Freemasons sort out the targets of hate speech without religion getting involved.

Third, you really need to consider making up brand new words.  Nobody believes you anyway.  There’s literally nothing right with gematria regarding evidence for the claims it makes being supported.  And if the idea is to lure the gullible into paying you money for failed football picks there’s a whole array of hidden opportunities.

For reasons of time and space I’m going to just unleash some of my top choices now.  Later on I’ll make a “Choose one from column A and one from column B” list.

The Interconscious Omnibus
Who in their wrong mind wouldn’t want to hop on THAT bus?  That’s a cheap one way ticket.  It says a lot about nothing in two words, which is what gematria all boils down to.  As soon as some people hear that name, latch on to it and repeat it, you’ve got a lifer.  Which in the gematria world lifer equates to finally realizing that the sports picks don’t work.


Pragmatic Quadrarealm
Pragmatism has nothing to do with math, but throw out an -ic suffix that’s outside the target audience vocabulary and it sounds mathy.  Especially when the follow up is a quad- prefix.  Sadly, Quadriverse has already been taken by Marvel Comics.  And with Geometric Universe we are already well -versed.  So realm it is.  Nobody will take the time to look up the definition of pragmatism and find out that indeed it aptly describes gematria as being a convenient means to an end without consideration to any theoretical value in the process.  The irony is delicious.

Compufractional Dualistic Biasymmetry
I did need to make up one for my own benefit.  With all the unstructured rules for computing values, selective ignorance of alternate values and instead of bisymmetry, through the extra ‘a’ in there to get bias.  Without the weak minded accepting confirmation bias gematria would be dead.

The Cohesive Hyperforce
There is an inherent danger in using this one.  For the same reason to leave religion out of it by not calling it the Hyperturtle and pissing off Attu his Wondrousness, although force is a science concept it’s also a follow up to words like police and space. You don’t want your anti-authoritarian message to get lost in the name of your pseudo deity.  Or maybe that’s exactly what you do need.  Pay attention to your Whitney Houston shirt or the not just ordinary but the HYPERFORCE will really mess you up by making you listen to Justin Bieber at the next performance of Tchaikovsky’s piano concerto.