The Waffle House Shooting, An NBA Ritual

I was going to title this something clickbaity like “Sports Gematria Upgrade, $1.99 Through NBA Finals”.  But I get enough cheap traffic off How to Predict a Sports Champion and that post really says it all.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!  The successor to the gematria sports predictions vacuum since Hubbard won’t pick anymore is here.  (Or it is a Hubbard sock puppet, who knows.  Think about it.  Now would be a golden time to start fresh under an alias.  Or at least get your fix since you’re addicted to useless predictions.)

The timing is perfect.  We just had the hoax shooting at the Waffle House.  “Waffling” is the inability to make up your mind.  And addiction like binge conspiracy and drinking is inherited; it’s in your jeans, making Denim Davis Decoding the perfect moniker for our new champ.  Note that the Davis Cup is a major tennis trophy and surely we’re due for lots of good tennis action.  After all, tennis and basketball both have nets.

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We’ve got a couple problems to address here to get going.  I don’t like to bother with sports gematria.  When things happen like pointing out that the Jazz scored 113 points and UTAH JAZZ=113 you’re not helping maintain your crown.  If that had any meaning, the Jazz would score 113 points.  Every.  Single.  Fucking.  Game.  Try to keep it to a minimum.  I know everybody does it, but after some rather long, involved “decodes” you can do better than everyone else.

 Now I also see you edited your NBA playoff bracket post within a day or two of my post about that bracket.  Not a good idea.  I really don’t want to have to babysit your blog and start archiving everything.  I’m kind of lazy.  Don’t get me wrong, I fully understand that to waffle properly there might be some damaging info in there.  Plausible deniability is good, but trust me...I have a pretty good reputation for not making stuff up, so when I mention that this is your deleted playoff bracket, people will believe me.

Ok, one more time for the gematria impaired.  Predictions don’t work.  They never have.  The entire original bracket is an exercise in futility.  Now all of a sudden over the next two posts it’s been conveniently forgotten that it’s supposed to be OKC in the conference finals, with the Jazz now leading their series against OKC 3 games to 1.

More importantly is that with the looming threat of the lowly Pacers maybe surprising the Cavs now a whole post addressed the previously unrecognized numerology of the upset.  Waffle much?  Appropriate that waffles have lots of  holes just like your system.  The Pacers are the least of your problems although if it happens it blows your entire bracket out of the water.  Better to just keep quiet about it than trying to cover it up.  The problem is making predictions in the first place.  Simply put, if there was any value to any method of prediction with esoteric knowledge the games would be pointless as we would already know the winners.  Anything less than a perfect bracket leads to excuses.  Oh the script is deep!  They Flip Saundersed it on me!

Then we also reaffirm the numerous “rituals” that magically align with the team that every non gematria sports mind recognizes as having the best regular season record.  Way to go out on a limb.

You have another option to public waffling.  Hide the conversation.

Because nothing says waking up the sheep like locking your blog to private invitation only so all the contradictory information is hidden.