The Missing Chapter Revealed

As a fully compensated Freemason/corporate shill/Jew media/whatever disinformation agent*I hired a private investigator to look for the promised chapter in Hubbard's chapter list. Because I couldn't find it.


The answer was mercifully quick and cheap. I used the same P.I. for work on Dan's apufeemia, who uncovered the South Park episode where the boys play detectives to find the missing pie. So the pie P.I. found the Pi chapter is missing.


This chapter should explain a lot. The references to Pi are so numerous that it's just as common if not more common than 666. Like Dan's topic du jour it reads like this:


Bombing=xx, Terrorist =xx, Freemason=xx, False Flag=xx, Anywhere but Nebraska they should be looking at but avoid=xx, Holy shit! Pi!, Person's name =xx.


Knowing that Pi is the missing chapter, at least within 4/1000ths of a %- the amount 22/7 is off by actual Pi being so close you don't need it to be better than this, unless you want to talk about huge distances, like the distance to the Sun) doesn't mean I know what's in it. And it could clear up sooooo much.


Since the references are so numerous I will stick to this previously unreported example from just a few days ago. 44/14= 22*2/7*2 = Pi. 4414 =1444. So 1444 =Pi. Congratulations. You just moved the Sun so far away from Earth we're lifeless ball of ice and rock or so close we're hotter than Venus. Or maybe the NIPTUCKS have a theoretical limit of 462 degrees, the reported hottest temperature recorded on Venus so that if Venus Williams wins Wimbledon this year which she didn't the span of weeks would be 462. You see how a neophyte might want to know how Pi can explain all this stuff, right?


Maybe the NIPTUCKS have suppressed the information and I'm lying about the PI. You could hire your own to find the missing chapter. Perhaps the proofreader you should hire, or the writers' of your testimonials could take a job on the side? Just a thought. Or maybe hire a ghost writer for the entire book. For someone who was going to take one week off from videos and blogging to finish the book it sure is dragging out.


* I am in fact not paid for this. Even if I was my post including comments about Cher look a likes (Twinfirmation bias) would ave been.....wait to it..


pro Bono.


Oh my gosh. Sonny Bono. Sunny. The Sun. Double pun about bono. Twin puns. Twins. Double reference to apophenia. Double double. Quadruple. Quadragons, like a square. Squares have 360 degrees. Like circles. Which mean Pi. See. A chapter on Pi clears up EVERYTHING.