You don’t need to get too far into the video for the relevant commentary. And boy, if you’ve been waiting to start your own sports gematria grift you don’t need to go too far. The material about prop bets and teasers is in here. This is the master in action reciting how he adds prop bets and now teasers into the mix. More numbers that might be. More different magic numbers to hit. And then you just need to weasel your way out of the fact that your misses far outweigh your hits.
As the creator and narrator of the video says, it’s almost like he picks everyone on a prop bets to score a touchdown. If you’re into making a bunch of prop bets you’re almost assured to lose out in the long run. Or be evenish or a little up while the total pool of prop bets like everything else is calculated out for the house to win. Calculated by people who know what they’re doing with real math and statistics on their side. If you’re just doing it once in a while for fun, cool. But when added with the not so magical gematria narratives it turns in to a potential psychological weapon. Make 10 prop bets. Two hit. See! I was right! My two suggestions pulled through and you’re a sucker if you didn’t join the advanced $20 a month tier for that information!!
But actually the interesting thing here is the addition of teaser bets. That’s where something like take the bookie spread and bump it up by a little, a point or two, and it increases your chance of winning, but at a cost of lowering the payout. And that reminds me of the way gematria gurus use date numerology for dates of death.
Back in the good old days when a billion people were putting out competing information about deaths, you could pick TWO different dates for the date of death. The Gematrinator calculator still has this feature. Do you include the end date or not?
The span would be starting with some arbitrary starting date (birthday, some type of anniversary, dates regarding the Jesuit order). And if you wanted to dress it up and be a little different than the other copycats looking at what Zach or Derek were saying you had an excuse to change 87 to 88, or 200 to 201, etc….
With a teaser bet, we’re applying the same “I get to choose multiple hits and still be right” logic. Although the pick will be made based on the official point spread, you’ve been warned it might be a good idea to tease the spread up. You need to properly translate the presentation of a teaser bet.
They’ll say:
The Bengals are a 7 1/2 underdog , but if the Chiefs win by nine than <something something gematria bullshit mumbo jumbo> so you might want to tease that up to 9 1/2.
They mean:
If the Bengals lose by 8 or 9 I’m still counting it as a hit. Despite just telling you to take the unteased Bengals at 7 1/2.
And this is nothing different than other sports book gambling self proclaimed experts do. They just don’t treat you to a meaningless gematria narrative along the way. So they’re missing out on the chance to throw in a little right or left wing propaganda along the side depending on what’s in the news. “Rituals” surrounding sports celebrity deaths still are and always be a thing. People are that gullible.
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