As if wondering about Quantum Gematria and other higher level mathematics isn't enough of a burden.
Using my innate recency bias, I mention my recency bias just mentioned regarding coincidences, and picked this from Hubbard's weekly Questions and Answers video from yesterday.
"Zach, do you have any information on the order of operations in Satanic mathematics?"
I know last month it was also related to Satan. But this is not a complete repeat.
This comment came from an old timer instead of a brutally obvious sock puppet. I expect, or maybe it's hopeful thinking, it was a genuine request instead of a deliberate attempt to talk about math during the awards part of the month. An attempt to deliberately annoy me thus goading me into delivering the coveted award.
The repetitive part. Yes, the idea of Satan is for some odd reason and despite the efforts of noble intellectual sources like South Park, somewhat evil. In SP, he comes off as a character that admits his station in life (death?) and is somewhat sympathetic. Keeping this in the SP universe, Saddam Hussein is clearly the more evil. A total prick. And I'm not just hiding behind a keyboard saying that. If he were here, now, I would totally kick his ass. Because being dead and all, I doubt he's in fighting shape and couldn't land a solid punch.
Aside from the absence of naming this Hussein mathematics and choosing the most convenient generally accepted as evil noun modifier, we have a layer to the projection added on. "Oh, noble master, your Inverted Wolverine Kung Fu style is the best. Please teach me, this lowly lamprey, the Wollongong Technique so that I may smite my enemies or at least confuse them so much they run away."
You= Master=Good
Satanic Math = Not good. Unless it has something to do with figuring out the appropriate tip for less than adequate service instead of blindly just tacking on 20% because everyone always does.
Me follow you = Me good.
Or it also works if Satan is not quite so evil. Like the SP Satan or the Beast that lost his street credibility and gets gematrified as just "BEAST" instead of "THE BEAST".
You=Master=Knowledgeable
Satanic Math=Math that may apply to ritual sacrifices or the like, because of course it's not THE Beast, it's just a group of crazy followers who enjoy dressing up in robes, drinking to excess and doing things to goats that most people find distasteful.
Me=Seeking to be awakened about what's going on with these poor goats=good.
Or, you could properly translate the Satanic Math part to:
Satanic Math=Made up bullshit that probably does not exist and even if it did won't make any fucking sense so I bring it up and try to look cool.
Followed by
Me=Looking cool, FAIL
A friend shared about how they were about to settle down and enjoy Vegan Pumpkin Pie. I correctly guessed that it was related to the use of eggs in the pie crust. Eggs = from animal, although not actually an animal = bad. Then on the search engine top hit I see a recipe for vegan pumpkin pie that skips the tofu. My thoughts stray towards wondering if since tofu is a protein source made of bean curd that there might be some weird standard that super duper ultra vegans won't even eat bean curd, which beans also being a vegetable shouldn't be a problem. Then I say,
"Conductor, please stop the train. I would dearly like to get off now.". You know, I really don't want to know anything more about vegan pumpkin pie. I could die a happy person not ever hearing the phrase"vegan pumpkin pie" ever again. The same applies to Satanic Mathematics.
I don't need to know anything about Satanic Math. A better question would be, "Why should I worry about the order of operations in bullshit math when the math in my own system is so fuzzy it makes Chewbacca look naked in comparison?"
Like August Ames, the fairly recently dead porn star. There's a prime example of somebody that has every right to be interested in Satanic Mathematics. Not only was her death some kind of ritual sacrifice, she has a completely believable interest in the topic. "I didn't really want to do porn, but I was young and needed the money. And I didn't want to wait tables at Denny's. The fucking Ovarian Illuminati work there! Those guys are craaaaaaazzzzy! But it gives me an idea. Maybe I'll take night classes at the community college and learn this Satanic Math that nobody is talking about."
At least her immediate demise might have been avoided if Satanic Math, no matter how screwed up, had applied instead of the inevitability of gematria excuse for math. While her birth initials were M.G., her stage name initials that gematria on initials is not done on but is done on were A.A. Gematria alleged math says A=1. So gematria math says 1+1 =11. What's going on with the nine difference between 1+1=2 and 1+1=11? Was 0 getting lonely in the Tardis and wanted some 9's for company?
This is not even wrong before you add in the order of operations wondering about something like:
(<GPS coordinate>^2/aphelion x not Pi)/{rutabaga-tan(&@$)ecuador}+33
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