Gematria Debunked By Mexican Bologna

Last night I put out a quickie post about the CBS report on contraband bologna being seized at the US border.


As a gesture of disrespect I will not call this a "coincidence". Why? They hate the "c" word. That's disrespectful. So let's call it SH'APPENS or simply SHAPPENS for "shit happens".


When you do something long enough the chances of coincidence increase. And here is shappening going my way.


Now if you think back to Aaron Rodgers he was sidelined with a broken collarbone. BROKEN COLLARBONE = 558, AARON RODGERS = 558 both in the English elision. Shappens. That this has happened to Rodgers before is doubly nice for them.


Shappens.


A rare case where without any fudging at all that the occurrence and the numerology match in the same cipher.




So, like my quick blurb about bologna, the more active gematricians after discovering this rush to be the first to report about it. The video about how the evil empire is mocking us will surely be praised. Through in a few more numbers that make less sense to fill out the story.


It took me all the way five minutes to get the majority of my contraband bologna story together. 227 is not Pi because it's baloney (bologna). Mexican = 314 in Satanic (Mexican salchicha bologna). The "meat" of their story about Rodgers is solid. The meat of what I would do with this news report is actually meat.


Shappens.


I can't imagine seeing the number 227 ever again without thinking about how much it makes me cringe that they go to such great lengths to try and find the number in every story. Like it's a magical keystone that holds the gematria theory together. If you are fairly new to this blog, you can look back on previous posts and see how frequently I rebut their use of 227. And here's a story falling in my lap that couldn't possibly be more perfect. The difference is that a normal person would just admit that sometimes shappenstance fits, and move on. For me, I'll probably beat bologna/baloney/salchicha references to death to be an annoying little piss ant.


Once you get past the meat portion of the stories for Rodgers and the salchicha, the other details are sandwiched (I didn't make up the colloquialisms, happens) in by force. Bologna equals 33 in reverse reduction. Big deal. So do a gazillion other things. Sometimes the meat of the story is forced. The media says collarbone. I didn't like those numbers, check out clavicle. Maybe Rodgers middle name of Charles or middle initial of C. can be Phraseshopped in.


Those that sit on the fence of whether gematria works or not need to honestly assess how often stuff happens and how many times you need to believe that 585=558, how often name variations like Rodgers middle name are used...all the tricks to change a number into another one. Every time there's a conscious effort to force the story it's bologna.


Because shappens.


AND if you still have doubts.


SALCHICHA SAUSAGE BOLOGNA = 113


Because shappens even more with a billion reduction ciphers available.