Elle Cordova - The Ballad of Ballot

 Ballad of the Ballot

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 When people would rather have money than be right:

“They”

Who are “they” who are in possession of “their favorite numbers” is a great question.  Because based on the wording you can guess it’s the people who write scripts that are read on news broadcasts.  But you can never count on the psychology of people dead set on their confirmation bias to cooperate with your ideas.

Seven different two digit numbers.  All right in the comfort zone of mathematically turning up a shit load of times for single words or short phrases, even when limited to using the four most popular ciphers on the calculator.  Seven extremely common two digit numbers that if you had the time or a magic calculator that produced gematriot for everything you encountered and fed it into your brain you would quite literally see an insane number of times every day.  Inescapable, evil numbers.  Relentless, gangstalking, politically motivated and grifting numbers.

Of course it’s always 33 for Jeff.  If you go looking for a two digit number you can’t help but find it.  You could train your brain to look for different two digit numbers, but the crowd you hang out with is looking for 33, so that’s what gets you the coveted Attaboy!^TM from your cult leader of choice.  I’ve had the misfortune of being around this too long and I know instantly that 33 means Freemason.  In an alternate reality that has a different name for the organization and a magical number of levels to master different than 33, gematria clowns would use that number instead.

And the same applies to the other six numbers.  The conditioning for 42 is racism talk.  56 means Jesuits.  And so on.  This is why gematria concepts are one of stochastic terrorism’s best friends.  The “They” is not the news script writers per se, it’s the evil organization behind the scenes that they are part of that are the evil empire that Jeffrey the sooth tweaker is uncovering with his magic gematria decoder ring.  Even with just his seven two digit numbers he’s really able to point a finger at everyone and everything in the whole NWO/Illuminati/Freemason/Jesuit evil empire complex.  I’m not one to judge until I find out where Jeffrey stands on 46=LOW FAT BUTTER, but I’d bet a lot of money that if I had a few key details about Jeff, if that’s even his real name, that I’d find out a 33, 47, 42, 58, 59, 56, 74 or a million in his background.  Then, I wouldn’t judge him by the color that number paints on him, but by the content of his character and being gullible enough to believe that gematria adds value to an adult conversation.

In theory, I could very easily make an entire cult out of low fat butter.  Not so much by the low fat butter content, but by random association with negativity surrounding what people are making a big deal about.  And sometimes, actually daily, people complain about some remarkably stupid shit that distracts them from the deeper issues that are more meaningful.  This is what the modern GOP has mastered.  Although baseless conspiracy exists for all politics (grifters aren’t too picky) there’s already a lot of work on the books for the color of people’s skin, religion, and libtards that isn’t just going to be thrown out the window.  And certainly that list of seven tiny numbers isn’t going away.

Know Your Grifter Tactics - The Government Agent Narrative

Lots of gematria clowns will throw in some overused, “YouTube is censoring me” type narration.  My video is stuck on 200 views for a week!  They stopped my livestream!  Even going to the extent of purposefully turning off the sound and claiming social media is responsible.  It’s easy to manufacture that last one.  It’s cheap.  It’s time effective if you do it on a livestream, your followers will notify you of no sound.  Oh Tina!  There’s no sound!! (They are after all super secret agents who are the best at not coming to a consensus on if it’s an alien, reptile shapeshifter, clone, demon, hologram, or low fat butter demon.). Then after a minute or so you drop the stream, start a new one and complain about it.  Or really go all in and claim you had to restart the stream multiple times.  It’s amazing how the follow up with the exact same content that was “censored” in the first place has a 100% success rate in a follow up.  And on Twixter it looks something like this:

Unbelievable!  I deleted my Tweet and these suckers believe I’m a bad ass that’s being persecuted!!  Or even never put up a Tweet in the first place.  I included the famous Covid era 56 list that’s above that since they milked the “I’m being persecuted for talking about Ivermectin so my account was deleted” story to death.

But you know what’s more scary than social media persecution?  Government persecution.  Because a functioning democracy works better when your government is not messing around doing things government shouldn’t be doing.

https://www.britannica.com/event/Bay-of-Pigs-invasion

It’s not my job or desire to pass any moral judgment on whether it’s justified to stop the spread of communism or it’s a clear sign of government failure in treating its citizens.  I am 100% certain that someone at that time doing gematria that finds a two or three digit number showing that Adlai Stevenson is the Antichrist is not the bastion of journalistic integrity to be weighing in.

And when you don’t want to point the finger directly at your social media site of choice, there’s always government agents.  They have infiltrated the  (fake) journalists on social media to disguise their nefarious activities.

Which means it’s time again to reinforce the old truism about the self contradictory nature of gematria and numerology.

Based on gematria alone, every single person living now, who ever lived in the past, and who will be alive in the future can be deemed evil by gematria.

As far as grand conspiracies go that are logistically impossible to occur, sabotaging gematria itself is right up there with the nuttiest, weirdest and most useless gibberish you can post on social media.  The numbers and letters are kind of fixed and know qualities.  What you make of them is what’s open for discussion.  And we can be about 100% certain that gematria sports grifters and paid propaganda spreaders are not the bastion of journalistic integrity to be weighing in on what’s going on.  And we also doubt that someone gullible enough to believe in gematria decoding as facts is worthy of government funded sabotage.

The Bureau of Gematria Standards

 

You know what would really fix this world right up?  A little bit of standards.  And as soon as this election is decided we need to start a new cabinet position and appoint the first head of the Bureau of Gematria Standards.

Crystal here doesn’t get the nod.  Crystal Octaball sounds like a Magic 8 ball reference.  And those things are notoriously vague and don’t really answer the questions.  As opposed to gematria which is notoriously vague and never really answers any questions.  Of course, there’s also horoscopes which are notoriously vague and never really answer any questions.  The pattern here?  Shooting for 60% success rate is against the rules.  There are two and only two distinct success rates for gematria.  And to be head of the BGS you’ve got to be promoting one or the other.

First of all, there’s the 50% crowd.  That’s the traditional and more popular crowd because sports is more important than a tolerable temperature to work outside or children’s mental health.  Just slap together the best sounding narrative you’ve got and actually make a pick and suffer the shame of really only being right about half the time.  It’s not spectacular and doesn’t really get any glory.  But you as a newbie haven’t learned how to cheat yet.  You can work your way up the ladder, try to get a position as a staffer with the reputation of getting through life as a battler with the school of hard knocks.  But you really don’t get anywhere politically without cheating.  That’s where the big backs are.

So you’re much better off being part of the 0% crowd.  That’s right, 0% and not 100%.

Sure it’s marketed as 100% or damn close, but in reality being wrong on everything is very intellectually liberating.  In gematria, if you’re focused on looking for a single value as soon as you find it the value in the other ciphers that you didn’t use is bound to be a different number.  Bingo, wrong again.  And the people love themselves the personalities that are wrong about everything on purpose.  Alex Jones - wrong about everything.  See how easy and lucrative it is?  What’s this 60% success rate nonsense?  That’s almost respectable.

For the head of the BSG you need the other qualities in the top influencers and pundits that enjoy being wrong about everything.

- Project that you are being persecuted while you are actually doing the harassment.

- Project that you are being cheated while you are the one doing the cheating.  You can even spend months or years in advance of an election talking about being cheated before the election so you can start an (another) insurrection!  Isn’t that fun?

- Stochastic terrorism.  Keep them guessing by never being able to anticipate the target.  42 could mean the N word, rednecks, Jesuits or butterflies.  I’ve never met a butterfly that I liked enough to want to party with it.  Kill ‘em all.

- Guns.   Because everything is better with guns, not that it seems logical for the Bureau.  But that’s a core gematria value, being illogical is more important for being wrong all the time than any well thought out arguments.

- Identification of what you hate.  Brown people, immigrants, gay people, smart people, atheists, low fat butter, Asians, puppies, Bud Light, sudoku, and gosh the list is too damn long already.  It can be shortened to listing one thing - you hate everyone that’s not you.

- Identification of what you hate stripped away from the projection.  You hate yourself.  You’re so insecure in your own need for attention and lack of humanity that you’re lashing out at anything and everything instead of treating your fellow people with decency and respect.  If you need gematria to prop up you’re own fragile lack of self respect you are a perfect candidate for head of the BGS.

Google Fined By Russia and Gematria

 

People would rather have money than be right about things.  And I’m pretty sure there are lots of gematria newbies that are going to go through at least a decade of admiring Russia for its wealth because both Google and a multi decillion dollar lawsuit number are really, really big numbers.

Living in a very red part of a swing state I’ve seen the death grip that pseudo economics has on employment.  I’ve seen how it drives a relentless push for mediocrity in financial sector jobs.  Because people that are too smart have bullshit detectors off the charts and don’t fit in with the wear a suit and tie, play golf, and be a good white make Christian nationalist vision while committing fraud on a massive scale.  The names of Trump and Musk are revered for their wealth alone, not because of the manner it was acquired.  A carrot that is dangled that keeps new fresh out of college recruits who absorbed more student loan debt than they can handle thinking I too can become rich and famous if I just keep on the hamster wheel.

Well good luck dealing with your inevitable employee morale issues.  Because as they consume their Fox News originated propaganda, there’s gematria style thinking dragging down the quality of even the somewhat ridiculous to the insanely ridiculous.  If you want to keep your nice job and pay off a tiny portion of your student loan debt, it’s not “cool” to call out your news sources for the really stupid and dangerous shit they say.  Better toe the party line and talk the trash talk, even if it’s from the same crowd that thinks there’s a gematria connection between zero and the letter o since they look the same.  Not necessarily every day, but I can’t go two weeks without somebody saying a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!” or “Bleeding heart liberals” while not giving out any specifics about actual evidence for your hatred.  Curiously, the better off financially of these people are the types that decades ago thought it was a good idea to buy real estate in Florida.  How’s that working for you now?

Because the same confirmation bias that applies to the gematria decodes and which religion is the good one or what skin colors are wrong (oh yeah, they do focus more on what’s wrong than what is right) applies to multiple generations of socialization.  Multiple generations of being Republican for the sake of being Republican more than being an American have been driven home.  You’re not a true Republican unless the first words out of your mouth are not some dig against liberal policies.  Gematria as conspiracy theory light gives them more back up for their chatter.  Those grifters help spread disinformation, some of which is paid for by Russian propaganda, that gives the non intellectual social media machinery a boost in confidence.  And now that Russia is just a couple of hours away from collecting more wealth than the entire global GDP, maybe it’s time to start talking up how great they are.

The pseudo economics is driven by one fatal flaw that is buried within.  The economics are designed to maximize wealth TODAY and hoard it.  And it only works with unlimited resources and no waste products to deal with.  Then when the lack of long term thinking hits and the debt is still there, there’s no recourse but to complain about every monetary issue.  Don’t tax ME.  But those other guys…yeah I’m cool with that.  Pay my insurance claim.  Those hurricane victims…yeah, fuck them.  The unsustainable lack of infinite resources for paying climate change related inflation in the upcoming generations, that’s going to make these people a lot of fun to deal with.  And we already know what they’ll say about it.  A gematria decode of the word INFLATION and a hearty, “Thanks Obama!”

Know Your Grifter Tactics - Being Wrong and Being Proud of It

 I picked Simple Truth Television as a generic, “I’m not Zachary Hubbard” sports betting operation.  Being proud of being wrong, manifested in not removing all the old material that was wrong and taking the time to be wrong about multiple incompatible ideas so that at least something might hit as a win.

Now he definitely is not as abrasive as Zach, which might work to his disadvantage.  For example, Trump’s base of followers are notoriously unhinged and weird and it’s what elevates MAGA to actual cult status.  There’s so many things wrong to choose from and they do not care.  What they do care about and love is the angry ranting and open hatred.  For Arthur of Simple Truth, last I heard he was a taxi or Uber driver and the fake predictions on the internet for sports betting was just a side hustle.  Additionally, Simple Truth TV makes its way into the Sports Gematria recap videos as someone calling out Zach for his racist remarks; one of the leaders of the “I’m not Zach therefore my sports picks are good” logical fallacy crowd.

So what actually happened and is gone now was at least one short video declaring that it would be Mets and Yankees in the World Series.  

There is this older “clue” video indicating a Subway Series, but as the possibility grew less remote he got bolder.  That mimics Zach’s format really well, start of with clues.  Wait until the playoff teams are announced before going too crazy on actual predictions.  Then tweaking as the upsets happen and the final play is in the books.  So it was Mets/Yankees.  Then it was Dodgers/Yankees.  Then he rolled the dice and it was Dodgers sweeping in four.  Then it was the current video, boldly proclaiming “As predicted Dodgers win the World Series.”

One thing I’m certain of.  Even though it was a likely possibility, NOBODY in the gematria sports crowd predicted Dodgers winning the World Series in five games before the first pitch was thrown.  Always the post mortem analysis framed as genuine predictions.  A cheap parlor trick that has been going on before the internet.

Making multiple predictions and false claims and not caring that you’re wrong about them should influence people’s decision making process.  But instead they just dismiss what they want to not believe and latch on to the other echo chamber messaging that based on bias they liked.

Perhaps the marketing plan can incorporate this idea for the remainder of the football season:

The sports picks are equally bad no matter where you land.  So have a coupon for money off.  <sarcasm font>Because winning a gazillion dollars with a magical system that was discounted $10 makes all kinds of fucking sense.</sarcasm font>

Know Your Grifter Tactics - Lack of Dedication

When you have a long running TV series there’s usually an ongoing theme for the entire series.  I shouldn’t have to say that, but a couple generations of lack of real education does wonders for vaporizing critical thinking brain cells.  So you’ve got The Walking Dead.  Few humans left versus zombies.  Got it.  Now you dress up individual seasons with a narrative that ties together that season leading up to a climactic season finale.  Wow, Negan is a human but he’s a bad ass meanie and he’s gonna kill someone in our group of heroes.  Got it.  Then there’s room to throw in single episodes that don’t have much or anything to do with the theme.

This is about continuity errors.  Dedicated fans will never forgive a switch to the series premise.  Completely alienated by the idea that they were really sick humans that could be treated medically instead of zombies.  Or anything major.  A continuity error, that can slip by, even when noticed as being forgivable.  Negan given, two seasons after his introduction, a birthday party and it’s stated he’s five years younger than two years ago.  Which didn’t happen.

There’s zero dedication to the staff that puts out outrage porn conspiracy theories.  Covid has a still a thing, but since there’s an election a week away, so what?  I don’t believe in the crap I’m churning out, so let’s completely lose sight of the continuity.

Teri Garr is a celebrity well known enough to Boomers that there’s some instant name recognition.  But combining her not being an A list celebrity with ignoring the previous season’s content we got this:

A single, lonely Twixter post a half a day after the MSM announcement of her passing about the vaccines being the cause.  The incessant disrespectful chatter from a few years ago about the plans the government had to kill off the world population through an impossible to achieve logistically program of forced vaccinations is essentially completely forgotten.  Because stupid shit like that’s more easily replicated by the mindless keyboard warrior army is much more important.  Stupid shit translation - Kamala working at McDonald’s, Haitians eating pets, or whatever nonsense Trump just said.  That’s some high quality cult like behavior.

The gematria scriptwriters fared little better with two posts from one single account.

That one I understand pretty well.  They’ve been sticking to sports lately.  A safe haven for the series premise that you can magically win lots of money gambling regardless of who is the U.S. president.  The chuckle knobs that wrote the material during Covid.  They’ve either moved on or they’re planning out the next season.  Maybe that will be Insurrection 2.0.  Maybe that will be more hurricanes created by those pesky libs to make red state southern U.S. republican leaders look bad.  Maybe it can be lots of other repeated plot points.  But you have no predictive powers with low quality gematria style fake evidence, so you need a better read on the test audience for an ending that makes at least some sense for the series narrative modified into a season narrative.  What we do know.  It will be pure fiction.  It will be hateful and bigoted because that’s all they know.  And it will at times be mind numbingly stupid.

Turf Wars - Again

 https://youtu.be/JkpP-ObV5UY?si=MLR5sGLc2oLa-Acg

Zach announced this video on his Twitter channel, which may in part explain recent interest in my material.  Historically, instead of using these pages to awaken to how the whole gematria picking sports winners and even Presidents is hogwash, people with their own attention getting ideas look for dirt to attack Zach.  And as with the defection in this video gematria is not treated as being “wrong” outright, it’s just “weird and not for me.”

And that is perfectly fine, especially when there is a perfectly reasonable and logical counterpoint presented like there is here, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

I’m speculating that Zach has been busy trying to drum up followers for his ever changing group of Patreon subscriber griftees.  When he does that he starts getting push to have his followers try and spread the word to other truthers.  These people tend to talk among themselves because even a Joe Rogan personality doesn’t want anything to do with them for even a piece of a show.  So you get maybe a couple thousand people that get exposed to gematria for the first time and some might get hooked on the bait of making money gambling for just one season.

So in this video, the conversation shifts to if you’re from Zimbabwe, does gematria even affect you since it’s being done on English.  Now, the correct answer is that it operates the same regardless of language - it’s a dishonest attempt to manufacture fake evidence to support your talking point.  The talking point can vary but it’s usually sports or politics and once in a blue moon actually the original Biblical scripture use.  And when Turf Wars brew, there’s not an awakening.  The cult members already have training on push back since they get it all the time.  And in this, it’s.  Well the numbers are everywhere and the numbers don’t lie.

So I’d like to add my favorite counter to that for the Turf War.

Like you aren’t committed to English as the written and spoken language, there are loads of other numbering systems.  Just because base ten makes sense to us there is binary, base 8, hexadecimal, Roman numerals.  These get used for gematria.  It’s been awhile but there was a lovely little phase when Roman numerals were used as the English letters all willy nilly just to force narratives.

The real point is if the conversation started opposite - talking about numbering systems and Zach’s crony conceded it would have then switched to, “but the letters don’t lie” and maybe spouting a couple of the old chestnuts that make a little more sense than others.

It’s arguing for the sake of arguing.  Contrarianism for the sake of attention.

All? Did You Say ALL?!?

Sorry, but gematria isn’t designed for an ALL designation.  Gematria is designed for stumbling around aimlessly until you find that one thing that suits your narrative and making a big deal about it.  In the meantime ignoring the many failures along the way.  With a little patience it’s inevitable to come up with something that follows even the less bizarre and commonly accepted cheats to find the opposite narrative.

 

Two of the lesser used ciphers, but still available on the Gematrinator calculator and possibly my favorite cheat of all time, dropping zeroes.  Since the Squares cipher usually ends up getting some pretty chunky values dropping zeroes or even dropping repeated digits may be your best friend there.

It was a pretty simple task to poke around using various combinations of Kamala and Harris and something indicating election victory compared to BTTF or Back to the Future.

As always, the real challenge in gematria would be to not find any match at all.  Words like ALL and NONE have no business being in the conversation or the decision making process of who to vote for.

Know Your Gematria Grifter Tactics - Bad Grammar

 

Our story today starts with one of my favorite parts of gematria, Phaseshropping.  Or if you prefer, call it cherry picking through different synonyms or lists of similar words (e.g. demon and harpy aren't synonymous, but close enough for “evil”) until you find the one that bests suit your forced gematria.  And then there is the gematria phraseshopper’s best friend, the letter ‘s’.  Dog and dogs are both easily identified as the same creature.  In addition to plurals, ‘s’ also has the value of being part of verb conjugation.  He can lose his temper easily and he loses his temper easily.

So our friend here has decided to buck the trend of the mainstream idea that 666 is the king of the evil numbers and give us an excuse to watch King Leonidas kick some Persian ass because the Spartans don’t like their pronouns.  So it’s also important to imply that it’s not just your narcissistic self centered phraseshopping ass that decided 300 is super important, let’s drag some deities into it.  2 Gods of undetermined intent or origin, chose Trident sugarless 300 for gods that prefer 300 as the symbol of evil gum.  And the intent was to phraseshop 2=2 with A1=1+1=2 to refer to a singular and transfer the ‘s’ to the verb and…

Use choses which isn’t a real word unless you’re talking about the old Norman word for things, a noun.

The intent was to never find any divine or meaningful connection between phrases.  Finding a 300 or five is a foregone conclusion.  There’s no serious thought or intent to insert an expert opinion at the adults table.  And there’s no care for being right, even on what should be a simple thing like grammar.

My grammar isn’t perfect but I’ve been a long way separated from making up words to prove my point imperfect.  And what I’ve learned over the past decade is that it is pointless to actively go on Twixter where I found this and point out the correction.  I have some specific thoughts to share about grammar Nazis that will be toned almost entirely differently depending on the outcome of the November 5th election.

Nuclear Civil War Gematria

 

Your squad is off on patrol while the rest of the platoon is doing other platoony stuff.  And you sight your enemy, two soldiers from the hated other side - probably gay, maybe white but they look tan enough, definitely lefties.  The gematria said so.  You sneak up close enough to fire your trusty AR-15 and then the squad leader decides,

“Fuck it, just nuke ‘em.”

The account that posted nuclear war gematria shows as being from California.  I can’t be sure with the #iran and #israel but it’s odd that we’re talking about “military activity in my area”.  And training foot soldiers for a nuclear war in the Middle East.  That’s not the best use of tax dollars that could go better to the Trump/Vance vision of economic strength via bloated insurance executive salaries and bonuses.  What exactly do you train them to do?  Die of radiation sickness a little bit slower?

Or, <gasp>, since gematria is so vague and the right wing extremists that run their mouths off with gematria decodes about the end of the world, are you actually thinking you need to have the military trained on standby for a civil war on U.S. soil?!?  That’s kinda the problem with shitty gematria style evidence.  War Is Coming doesn’t tell you when, where, who is warring.  That’s the sort of need to know information that the troops should be let in on.  Even before working out the logistics of 1/2 and 1/2 of the ideologies being mingled throughout the land you have to have a rough idea of who the enemy is.  For instance, HITLER was a bad guy.  Easy, right?!  Japan had it easy - giant dinosaur with radioactive breath - that’s the bad guy.  You fly your plane close by, shoot your middles, then it sweats you out of the air and you die.  Got it?  Now Trump, he’s the good guy because he loves HITLER.  Shut up and learn who to wear your lead flak jacket so you can shout pro Republican slogans for a few hours after radiation exposure.

The right has a pretty solid lock on the “I have a gun and I’m not afraid to use it crowd”.  They’ve got the neo Nazi militias.  They’ve got some YouTube channels masked as gun rights activism that just by their existence serve to intimidate.  Whoa.  Maybe it’s safer for me to be pro Trump.  My asshole neighbor might kill me otherwise.  And although those accounts appear a lot in the angry prepper circles there is one that although he doesn’t actually do gematria he comments on Zach’s videos.  And the relationship is symbiotic, Zach’s gematria flunkies comment on how great his videos are.  (Side note, according to his own words on a recent video he just lost his job.  It’s pretty safe to guess that he drew the line at a nuclear AR-15 as being a bit too much of overkill.)

As soon as one person is allowed to have a personal drone with miniature nuclear missiles then EVERYONE is going to need one.  It’s our inalienable right to have something arguably a gun, if you have the right Supreme Court justices in place, to fly around unregulated.  Civil War without anybody having a clue as to who the actual enemy is sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it?  Glorified road rage where the gematria gives you the excuse for your arbitrarily selected target.