Anons Everywhere

And the first few are actually real!

Qanon remains the champ for now.  Combine some shady YouTube channels with some attention seeking larpers and the inevitable grift of that and watch your movement grow.  Especially when foreign powers can just put some bright minds in front of a keyboard to stir the pot up instead of expending a lot of the propaganda budget, voila!  You just never know what they’ll latch on to next, although the Donald Trump saved the world theme is still big.  Polarization is the key.  Keep us fighting amongst ourselves instead of picking serious politicians.

BlueAnon is something I’ve touched on before.  What if you want to apply the same tactics but target the super gung ho liberals?  You are fighting the evil conservatives!  Give me your money since I’m the expert evil fighter!  Look at my awesome social media presence and ignore that I’m just as bad as the Q’s regarding meaningful content!

StewAnon is BlueAnon with the fortunate requisite rhyme built in to the founder’s name.  There’s a fundraiser for balloons in the history, so there’s all I need to know.  You’re not really fighting evil conservatives without a balloon, highly symbolic of wasting natural resources like our dwindling supply of helium.

TruAnon is the inspiration for today’s topic.  Why shouldn’t other countries share in the fun?  Q inspired turmoil in Germany.  And although Queen Romana has got her foothold in Canada they NEED TruAnon.  Qanon style content regarding Trudeau.

That’s enough of the real ones.  Let’s make up some more.

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GrooAnon.  Groo the Wanderer is an amusing comic series about a dim witted mercenary swordsman.  Violent and not very bright.  That’s a perfect combination for an Anon movement, but wait.  It gets better!  A recurring theme is beating the joke of using the word mendicant to death.  Violent, dim witted and begging for money.  That’s some serious predictive programming content there.

ClueAnon.  Picking the one that rhymes as the poster child for board games conspiracy.  Ever notice that in Monopoly, having a monopoly is a good thing?  Corporate greed is fun.  Risk - conquering the world is fun, there are no civilian problems to worry about, just armies that apparently don’t need to worry about logistics.  And of course in Clue itself murder is fun.  The game ends and you have no clue what the sentencing is like, which is the real origin of its name.

DoAnon.  Transvestigation can identify anybody that’s misgendered.  Usually it’s claiming the opposite of reality, but sometimes they try to add a little bit of physical characteristics in to spice up the story.  Adam’s apples, cheekbones, that kind of stuff.  But they’re hairdo - an untapped resource.  A man bun is actually a woman bun, you morons.  You can arbitrarily claim any hair style to be what you want, which is what they do already, but without the Anon part.

FewAnon.  Qanon when it first started, it was cool to be a Q.  Proudly throwing out your Qship with a WWG1WGA and other Q identifiers.  Boldly proclaiming that you have nothing to hide about your membership as you are UltraQPatriotMissle45 which is surely not hiding behind a keyboard.  Eventually these folks got called regularly and there was literally a directive to claim, “There is Q.  There are Anons.  But there is no Qanon.”  For these confused about their stance in what was once a proud organization totally not hiding behind a keyboard that went to nonexistent in a flash- FewAnon.  There are really like four or five of us max.  Everyone else is just a poser.

CooAnon.  Using the Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy as a springboard to present that pigeons are taking over the world.  Alternatively spelled CoupAnon.  And more correctly known as CuckooAnon or CooCoupAnon.

2Anon.  Oh you knew it was coming if you’ve been paying attention this past few years.  A problem with the gematria clowns - they aren’t Anons.  ONE doesn’t have the rhyme we need.  And doing gematria of 1 related things would be just plain stupid.  But 2, that’s twice as big as 1 and is OBVIOUSLY much more significant.  They’re working on it.  They’re probably stuck at 10Anon right now and don’t spend a lot of time shaving it below two digits.  Not they don’t try to make the evidence as insignificant as possible.

RueAnon.  For those that regret not getting into one of the Anon groups with more cachet than this one.

SueAnon.  For lawyers or conspiracies about evil lawyers?  Could go either way, as long as there’s a frivolous lawsuit in the making.

GlueAnon.  Batshit crazy Q style content dialed up to 11 because they are stoned out of their minds.

KazooAnon.  I don’t know what the inventor was thinking, those things are fucking evil.  

PooAnon/LooAnon.  For all the miscellaneous shit that doesn’t fit in the other Anon groups.