The Younited States

 

This has popped up a couple of times lately.  Not the entire phrase THEE UNITED STATES, the THEE part as an alternate to THE.

The gematria part is the easiest part to understand.  Phraseshopping.  THE is a perfect and common addition for adding or deleting to alter the gematria value to get additional chances to force the number to what you want it to be.  In the four base ciphers it’s an additional 33, 15, 48, or 12.  Why settle for limiting yourself to SCOTTISH RITE OF FREEMASONRY when you can always pick what to accept and ignore with THE SCOTTISH RITE OF FREE MASONRY available to you?

It’s a short word and it’s not going to explode your bullshit decode into cumbersome four digit territory.  And it sounds normal.  Which is why when we turn to speculating on why these dumbasses chose to use it we are making the assumption it’s celebrity marketing misguidance.

Celebrities have a lot of tricks to make their ordinary(or not so ordinary) sounding name seem even cooler.  Kei$ha with her dollar sign, Cher with just her one name, Gaga being a Lady in addition to a Gaga, Cardi one upping Cher with almost a last name included.  So it looks like Megan Thee Stallion has lead our do your own research geniuses astray.

Right below this Google definition there’s a friendly tip that THEE is often mistaken for THE.  And a little graph showing how it was more common in the 1800’s, dropped off and recently is making a small comeback.  Way to go Stallion.  You fuckin’ rock.  Or rap, or hip hop or whatever you call it.

You remember I said how United States upgraded to *The United States* sounds normal.  Yeah, now substitute the actual meaning and try and refer to it as You United States and not sound like an idiot.  Way to go Stallone.  Thee fuckin’ Rocky. Or rapyou or hip hopyou or whatever Thee call it.

And naturally while talking about THE UNITED STATES our genius was talking about US politics.  Some gematria “evidence” about what’s going on.  And they’re more than willing to randomly type in words in a gematria calculator until they hit on just the right number than learn anything about the language behind the words.