Low Quality Advertising

The advertising in gematria communities is at an all time low.  Gematrix has always linked to dubious ads.  Twixter has taken to fill the void of name brand ads by promoting some things that get Community Notes attached to them (for pretty blatant false advertising).  YouTube’s algorithms don’t mind at all that the channel has broken community guidelines over and over, while simultaneously promoting ads of dubious quality like slapping healing crystals, unlocking your pineal gland, etc…ads on to those that love themselves a little dose of there’s aliens in the sky nonsense.  Ad now, to get those extra ciphers you can also by an ad free membership to avoid the distraction of shitty ads, which is still kinda dubious.

But this is more old school than that.

Somebody bought this book, and excitedly shared their purchase related endorphin rush on Twixter.  It’s a shame it doesn’t really exist.

Likely, if not completely not Aleister Crowley at all, it’s part of this book:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/777_and_Other_Qabalistic_Writings_of_Aleister_Crowley

But that book doesn’t have the word gematria in the title.  And you don’t get that word you love that makes your heart race and activates your pheromones like when you see that magick (when Crowley is involved you ALWAYS put a “k” at the end of magic) word.  

And strangely, Crowley talked about A=1, I=10, Q=100 gematria of Hebrew?  And not talking about decoding sporting events with the purest cipher - the reduction?  And not the Jesuits?  What the hell is wrong with this man?

Slap a woo related word on any product, there’s bound to be someone that will give a product a chance.  Strike while the iron is hot.  Or at least hasn’t cooled off to room temperature yet.  And be sure to offer it in other languages because if you do gematria in Spanish or French equivalents of words you are likely to get entirely different results.  Which in practice you’re allowed to ignore when you get numbers you don’t like.

One could purchase the book, maybe even with full knowledge that technically Crowley never wrote a book titled simply, “Gematria”, and <gasp> be entertained by looking into what is going on in the world of the occult.  But the purchaser in question here is a long time sports are rigged and the government is trying to kill you type.  So nothing serious will come of it, even though they are allegedly researching.  Researching a different form of gematria that he actually uses.  The gematria he uses is a highly mutated version updated to fit baseless conspiracy instead of magick.