How Not To Use A Gematria Calculator

 

I’m not going to dive deep in the history of Garry.  Just know that his numerology operates more or less the same as Zach’s gematria.  He tends to not call it gematria.  He loves to push back against Zach’s loyal meat puppets, which is simply for the reason that they are competing for the same sports gambling addicts gullible enough to believe that picking both teams before the game and the winner after the game makes you a genius level predictor.  He also managed to get some MSM coverage years ago while Zach was just starting out.

There’s an old saying in the opponents of the health and wellness grifter crowd.  “If alternative medicine worked it would be just called ‘medicine’.”  And here, whether planned or just an overexcited newbie, our supporter of Garry demonstrates a level of ignorance above and beyond normal.  If a gematria calculator worked and had real value, it would simply be called a calculator.

Flashback to many years ago when Derek was first introducing the internet to addiction to putting random phrases into a calculator to avoid the tedious work (and greater potential for oopsies) of using a real calculator or, *gasp*, handwritten notes, there was a peculiar problem.  What do you do with something like a license plate that’s a mix of numbers and letters?  The same with a missle with different model numbers.  The initial calculator ignored input that wasn’t a letter.  And the RIM-7 and the RIM-66 would give the same result.

Early gematria aficionados were confused.  It seemed logical to add the numbers.  The Gematrinator apparently agreed and now numbers are added in to the total.  And in the lag time, the approach was the classic confirmation bias reaction to hypocritical dropping zeroes or not.  Force the result by adding numbers or not all willy nilly.  Ahh, the nostalgia of a bygone era when you could do that without a different cult leader than your chosen leader calling you out for making the “work” look bad.

Sorry to say, this genius doing gematria on all numbers to produce a 33 is likely to get called out.  Only using the numbers of 171978 to equal 33, you’ve got yourself a calculator there.  Not a gematria calculator.  I suppose this is a date, and a simple statement that 1/7/1978 has date numerology of 33 would suffice.  And then instead of just leaving it at that - loading up maximum ciphers to show a screen full of 33’s.  That’s just tacky and actually proves that this overuse of date numerology in decodes isn’t really gematria.  Good decodes hide the illogical.  Throwing it in the faces of the potentially critical normies doesn’t sell the idea.

After further review of my recently discussed evangelical end of the world decoding.  It’s a fake fight for engagement.  Lately the sports crowd activity has me leaning into thinking it’s fake fight activity.  Up until the point when a newbie is tired of paying for losing picks they are pressured to pick a side.  Typical internet grifting behavior of striking while the iron is hot.  Reeling the fish in before it thrashes around enough to escape.  A quick review of the originator of the screenful of 33’s shows retweeting content from a diehard Zach supporter as well as this pro Garry content.