Gematria Geography

There is a time honored tradition in gematria.  I call it the Doctrine of Close Enough.  The main practical application is covering your tracks after colossally screwing up.  You just did a decode proclaiming that syncs up Hoover Dam with Hoover vacuum cleaners and go on record that Hoover = 68, 32, 67, 22 in the base ciphers and…

You get destroyed in the comments because it’s obvious to the gematria fact checkers (a gigantic oxymoron) that you decoded HOVER instead of HOOVER.  No big deal, the fact checkers are a friendly faction.  You can get away with tweaking the narrative for how HOVER numbers are still good.  The commenters will even help you with fixing the decode.  After all, every small number is evil and historically misspellings are always counted because the Matrix guided you to misspell it.

Slightly less obvious is the Doctrine of Close enough of when to use the end date or not on a celebrity death.  If somebody died on the 7th of the month, does the date numerology include the 7th or only extend to the last full day alive, the 6th?  The answer - both.  One day off is always close enough.  The clueless masses need to be trained that making up rules and covering up mistakes is key to survival among the normies.  If you work BOTH date numerologies into the decode you have twice the chance of getting that Attaboy!^TM you crave.

It seems like forever ago now, when GPS coordinates being evil was a go to decode topic.  This doesn’t fit into the current field of mostly sticking to just the four base ciphers and maybe throwing in prime numbers to fudge the result.  But actual GPS coordinates are rarely 36.00 exactly.  And whether you truncated 36.53 to 36 or rounded up to 37 was covered by the Doctrine of Close Enough.  Fortunately, gematria geography just got a huge boost.  A genuinely foolproof geography course that absolutely cannot be denied.

Maryland isn’t far from Baltimore.

Who woulda thunk it?  The most recognizable, most populous (by a huge margin) city within Maryland is “not far from Maryland.

Oh we’ve got this figured out.  We know what this is all about.  The deliberate mistake to check on who is so far gone they will defend the cult leader even when something outrageous is said.  And this time it’s not misspelling Hoover Dam wrong outrageous.  There is no doubt that Baltimore and Maryland ARE geographically linked.  The gung ho defenders are making themselves known and are now about to be hit with a reboot.  Time for some new merch.

Who wouldn’t want a Maryland Isn’t Far From Baltimore gematria shirt?  Who wouldn’t want 113 of them?  Christmas in the Zachosphere just got a lot brighter.  And it’s time to update the entire shirt slogan line of merch with other not incorrect statements.  I am more than happy to throw out several suggestions that me and my crack marketing team (me and my dog) have come up with.

Gematria Sports Picks.  Because Shoplifting Just Isn’t Cool Enough Anymore.

What is 47?  The Percent Markup On This Crappy Quality Shirt*

I’m With This Gematria Verified Jesuit ➡️

Decodes After The Fact Made Me The Man I Am Today

The Pacific Ocean Isn’t Far From Earth

I Could Wipe My Ass With This Nostradamus T-Shirt**

Confirmation Bias - For Good Or For Evil?

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* Ok, that one won’t be factually correct, but I couldn’t resist knocking against the actual What is 47? campaign.

** Zach alternates between claiming he can outpredict Nostradamus and anyone else, and that he never said he could predict things.  It all depends on if he’s in “I’m Awesome” mode or “I’m covering up for lying” mode.  There’s a notorious clip of him on video saying, “I could wipe my ass with the name, Nostradamus.”