My Last 2018 Gift To Gematria Not Working

https://web.archive.org/web/20181231084609/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/12/trolled-comment-on-roast-of-rob-lowe.html?m=1

There’s been a lot of things that used to be way more important to gematria that don’t get much press anymore.  And I’m going to rightfully take most of the credit for it.  Science stuff like GPS coordinates that required rounding and the constant abuse of what was done to Pi.  Even prime numbers that would be featured multiple times in a blog post don’t get as much attention.  The automatic exuberance of finding or manufacturing a 666 is not done anymore.

One of the really annoying and quite stupid games was the video view, like and dislike counts based on the number of the day.  Like if they wanted a beloved 33 to make the narrative for the floor of the shooter in Las Vegas, in addition we had to put up with some jackwipe bragging about the 33rd person to view and/or like the video as if that meant something.

I fully “get” the idea that the nonsimultaneous synchronicity seems miraculous to the slow witted.  But what they fail to realize that this elevates a false flag narrative based on the NWO into Organic Matrix territory.  Just as at the time here that the video was reviewed it had 16 likes and 9 dislikes.  So that moment is forever etched as being synchronous, and any future changes don’t effect the synchronicity of that moment.

So as you read through the original source material we see that this was reviewed since somebody trolled the comments.  So now, this video will never, ever be synchronous again, because I fixed it.

At first I went through some sock puppet accounts and changed it to 19 dislikes and thought, “Whoa, can’t do that.  1619 is way to close to 169 and in fact dropping an extra 1 to turn a four digit number into a three digit number has been and will be used again.  Pattern recognition is a powerful reinforcer.  And since in gematria you always drop zeroes except when you don’t you are allowed to drop 1’s.  Or any repeated digit you want.  Or add an extra digit since you never do that when you do.  So, when I logged back in to my main account the easiest fix was to simply remove one of the dislikes, and for good measure changed it to a like so now instead of 169 this is now 1718.

Thinking about it, I haven’t really ruined the synchronicity.  Since the word is misused it is now always synchronous with 1718.  Because you can always go back in time and claim something from eons ago is synchronous.  So every video is actually synchronous with 0 since it has to start with no views and no likes or dislikes and even when it hits 33 it’s still really zero.  Or actually it might be always synchronous with a null value since in gematria you always drop zeroes except when you don’t.  Or you can add digits without referring to the counts except when you don’t.

Now in theory I could play around with the 10 sock puppet accounts and change the total like and dislikes from 25 to 35 as much as I want any time I want.  And I’m obviously a troll/shill so even though I didn’t post a nasty comment disliking the video is a form of negative commentary.

Congratulations.  You’ve just imbued me with more power than the Organic Matrix.  Because that makes all kinds of fucking sense.  I think what I will do with this newfound power is to travel to Wollongong and have the greatest terrarium temple to Attu the Wonder Turtle ever built and I will reside there (during the seasons that the weather is nice, I could change the weather probably, but I don’t want to show off).  And for good measure I’ll have my harem of semi randomly picked hot babes who can kick ass be there, if they aren’t too busy with other stuff.

Celebrating 25k Page Views

Wasn’t sure I was going to make it by the two year anniversary, but here it is with a couple of days to spare.

What I’ve learned about my view count —> Eventually after you linger around long enough spam views take control.  I estimate that the legitimate page view count is really more like 5,000.  I don’t know why my “friends” that produce my source material seem to have a problem with spam, but so far it’s been limited to view counts, here.

Here’s the actual spam for two years:

1 piece of football picks for $$, that annoyingly buried a looping link into the text of my post.

3 pieces of mild hate posts complaining that I’m wrong and just don’t know what I’m talking about.  Of course, once you can explain to me why Truth and Dishonesty both equal 113, or any of the real issues that show your just making up shit as you go along or being a moron and settling for confirmation bias, then we can talk.  But, you’re kinda stuck on not having any logical arguments.  So, let’s rephrase that to “learn how to debate instead of playing pigeon chess and we’ll talk about”.

1 mystery message where somebody simply said, “Hi.” Which I chose to get rid of since it seemed like it might have been a test run to see if I was paying attention.  Which brings us to

1 really nasty and uncalled for hate commentary with no point of view or of course any evidence.  Deleted since I didn’t want the perpetrator to get the attention they wanted.  Sure, I do a lot of name calling, but I DON’T do it on your blogs and videos.  If you don’t like what you read here and you aren’t willing to try and understand why gematria doesn’t work, you should pretty much just fuck off.  I can start posting on your old videos and blog posts if it keeps up.

How Can I Stop Blogging When I Have All These Doubts?

11 replies, 111 retweets and 311 likes.  Holy.  Fucking.  Shit.

That is some serious fucking numerical gematria magic.  Well, I GUESS it’s gematria since there’s some numbers there, and even though gematria is supposed to be turning words into numbers I can’t remember a day going by all year long that didn’t have something just numerical without words converted.

I couldn’t help but chuckle as recently a big deal has been made about 11 lately.  The master number you don’t reduce unless you do reduce it.  But I have to point out that you don’t get that kind of numbers in Twitter unless your comment gets a lot of wide appeal.  This is one of my top Tweets, but not completely unknown to me since I genuinely do have a pretty good sense of humor.  Had two really good ones on Monday, too.

So the question is, is this something significant only possible by the Organic Matrix getting involved, or the Jesuits or whoever is the flavor of the day since they can’t make up there minds who is in control?  Or is it something bound to happen based on something call math and math’s partner in crime, probability?

I suppose that the Organic Matrix might be on top of the flow chart above math, but seems suspicious to me.  I may have to keep seeking the truth on that one since 22/7 isn’t really Pi and decimals are dropped and so on.  And why did it have to be 311?  That’s the mirror image of 113.  Which could mean DISHONEST=113 or it could mean Truth=113, depending on which one of the 113,111,311,111 different elisions are available.  It’s kind of like asking a supreme power to answer a question and getting the Magic 8 Ball response of “How the fuck should I know?” every time.

I think I can still stop seeking the truth as shortly after this the numbers of likes and retweets changed.  Just like your clock can change from 11:11 to 11:12 in the middle of something I could have waited to take the screenshot and not had any issues with doubt.  But that’s the way pattern recognition works.  I saw the 1’s, it seemed unusual, then other than a momentary raised eyebrow I ignored it and moved on with life.

The Reason For Dipshitmatic Immunity

Most Hated YouTube Channels

(Reposted due to spam)

https://www.watchmojo.com/suggest/Top+10+Most+Hated+YouTubers

There are lots and lots of lists if you search for something like “Most Hated YouTube Channels”.  Glancing through some of them I see a lot of overlap.  The ones you would expect like Logan Paul and Pewdie Pie, which are mostly hated for the number of viewers as much as the content.

I did find one list that had our good friend Alex Jones at the top.  A bit out of date as obviously it was before he was censored.  And there’s that word again, censored.  Because I have yet to see a gematria YouTuber get censored.  Not any real censorship.  Just a temporary inconvenience, and this is a really old topic covered months ago being brought up again for the benefit of new readers.

And on a side note, the links on FTFM are way out of date again.  Perhaps for my own amusement I’ll count up the % that are actually still active.  How does this all tie in?  Gematria content doesn’t have to be censored.  There’s not that much interest anymore, at least compared to a year-year and a half ago.  They just quietly slip away into the dark bowels of the Internet.  And for the most part don’t even just give up making new content, they stop posting comments on FTFM.

Yep, Fee To Find Misinformation is pretty dull these days.  No racist rants, lots of posts with zero comments at all.  Heck, we haven’t even seen Super Bowl predictions yet.  Last year we had the year of the dog stuff going full swing by this time of year.  It’s like an old style church that hasn’t found a way to entice new members in to the flock.

And now’s the time to take care of that.  Arguably, at the peak of popularity there was lots of hate speech and harassment.  I think it’s been months since the last prank call to a politician or public service official and I can’t remember the last time I saw “kike”, even in a comment to an FTFM post. That’s how you get inconviemced and not censored on YouTube.  Because even if you get the channel deleted you can always bring up a new one.  That’s why if you’re unlucky enough to catch a Hubbard video it’s got a great chance of beginning with a whine about “used to have a very popular channel till I got censored” or “this is my 18th channel”(love that one since it proves he hasn't actually been censored).  Now, what you need to do is fill up the Jonesless vacuum.  Embrace the crazy and give the people what they are...Jonesing for.

Because frankly, the new sports blogs are inactive and just plain boring as it’s all about the stats and not the kiking game (football pun!).  Somebody with a pair needs to step up or some old timer needs to have a personality transplant.

Please give me something to work with my last month and a half.  Go for the most hated list!

Sunday, Are You Ready For Some Football Gematria?

https://web.archive.org/web/20181209154053/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/12/05/a-little-break/

Well you shouldn’t be you heathen scum.  You should be in church.  Because that’s where all your gematria buddies are gathered after the service, sipping coffee and discussing the really important meaningless  gematria numbers for both teams.

Now get this, the “Ive found God lately angle has been creeping in lately.  So, if it’s like the Hubbard style “I’m a nice guy after all” occasional post thrown in among the unfounded numerical based harassment, this is not going to be a permanent change.  This closer relationship to God comes from someone who in the recent past has gone out of his way to call the Internet providers (or at least YouTube) “soulless pigs” in a video.

Personally I’d go for a sock puppet to give both sides a shot, but I’ve learned from experience that the shelf life of a devoted follower doesn’t last too long, so you can work both angles and newbies won’t know you’re acting bipolar.

Well, of course a big downside to the God angle (I presume the upside is you have a back up to the Organic Matrix to explain dreams and other bullshit) is that for instance. God=52 in Francis Bacon and Satan=52 in Jewish.  I kiiiindaaa think of the big G had any day in this he’d have made sure not to have 5,913,220,687 different elisions available so there’s no overlap like that.  Or he’s moving in mysterious ways as always.  Either way, you simply can’t trust gematria to prove anything with all the obvious numerical contradictions.

Gotta go get in touch with my personal relationship with a pee break.

Part 2, Social Media, MLMs And Gematria

A big shock to many of you (wishing I had the sarcasm font) is that I’m not a big fan of multi level marketing.  Pyramid schemes simply aren’t sustainable as a business model.  And that means fraud.  So although this is about Herbalife, substitute a generic crank ideas in place liberally throughout as you read this.

There are a mix of representatives of Herbalife on Facebook.  Culturally and socioeconomically it seems to be rampant among lower class people.  Yes, it’s going to be insulting so I’ll just come right out and say it.  Face it, some people aren’t bright enough to avoid researching that Herbalife might not be a good idea to get involved in.  Even my ex-boss’s daughter is a Mary Kay consultant, so it’s not just the poor and not bright.  Some Herbalife salespeople seem to intend to use FB as marketing while others may just have it as part of their profile as a side business to their main job.  Some may be in desperate need to move product as they’re losing too much money.  The negative press about Herbalife in regards to poor and not well educated is all over the Internet and if forced I can find lots of links.  And Facebook is part of the problem with MLMs because they’re are too many sellers, not enough buyers and the pyramid can’t possibly be kept up.  A couple people make a lot of money, some break even, the vast majority of people lose a bunch.

If you send a friend request to an Herbalife sales rep, you will get more suggested Herbalife friends.  These aren’t even necessarily in the same geographic area.  My personal record is seven Herbalife friend suggestions with the Herbalife logo as their profile pick all at the same time, with a couple others in the suggested friends that just mentioned it in the profile.

Bad ideas come from somewhere, and although the source may simply be trying to not lose too much of their investment other people see “Herbalife works, this must be a good idea”.  Well, it least you have a batch of kindred spirits to whine about losing money with.  The kind of person that puts Herbalife in their profile pick that is losing money and trying to stop the bleeding isn’t likely to open up about losing money in their FB posts.  Their more likely to be looking for new recruits because if you make any money on MLMs it’s through recruitment, not sales.

As a control to the Herbalife experiment with Mexico I sent friend requests to Mexicans that weren’t obvious Herbalife representatives and only had a few new suggested friends from Herbalife show up, easily explained based on probability.  While if I sent a request to a single Herbalife representative I could count on at least one usually several in the next batch.  FB’s perfectly valid defense is that people seek out others with common interests and aren’t responsible for who requests what friends and who accepts those requests for whatever reason.  Which really doesn’t help at all if the interaction has some dishonesty within it.

As another control I sent batches of friend requests to Mexico that included not Herbalife salespeople and got some hits.  In the meantime I latched to the Berkeley Conservatory and not a single one of the presumably smarter people decided I was worthy of bothering with.  All in all it seems pretty easy to dupe not bright people into being your FB friend.

So with gematria, even the users have FB friends that aren’t into that scene.  All it takes is one FB friend that is and even if you aren’t intentionally looking for a conspiracy theorist an impressionable 13 year old may get their first exposure to it.  Although I think YouTube requires far more active seeking the crazy out than FB.

The Social Media Perpetuation Of Crank Ideas Part 1

This requires me to dance around a little bit and even with that I might, for legal reasons, get in over my head and be required to delete this series of posts.  So bear in mind that this is still my opinion and not a statement of absolute fact.  Bits and pieces will be presented as fact which I’m using the defense of a disclaimer summed up as follows next paragraph.  This is specifically about Facebook and more specifically about their suggested friends algorithms.  And it seems to me just as bad or even creepier than YouTube where you can get unintentionally lost or purposefully tricked into finding something you didn’t intend to.  And how it can steamroll if you aren’t careful.

DISCLAIMER:  What I present is information gathered from personal observation using my talents as an experimental criminal psychologist.  I feel safe in being able to duplicate the results if need be as the experiment has been going on for months, and if challenged can defend my actions to appropriate authorities.  In fact, I’ve akready taken steps to document my activities and this post is part of explaining what I’ve done, keeping out pieces that nobody but me and some close friends know, and the general public really doesn’t want to know.

On FB you get a batch of Suggested Friends occasionally, seems to be once a day.  Extra batches if you send requests to new friends.  Personally, I found it odd that on a regular basis I was getting obvious pornography links.  When it works the way it’s supposed to, FB sifts through your profile data like where you and your friends actually live, workplace, pages liked, etc... to find matches.  And somehow, somebody knows the way to get around it and use it for less than reputable reasons.

Supposedly even an account made that claims to be a European female with graphic images of genitalia, filthy language, links to a website proudly claiming their hot nude photos are available gets attached to a batch of reasonable friend suggestions.  Like, all the freaking time.  So I said to myself, “I wonder if I can trick the algorithm into suggesting not pornographers foreign friends.”  And it’s REALLY easy.  Just find one person you don’t know, send a request and immediately you get other suggested friends, some but not all from that area of the world.  Not all, but some directly from their friends list.  Then in turn you can pick suggested friends, request and repeat.  Over and over.

Then it turns creepier.  Not everyone that doesn’t know you has the good sense to ignore you.  It seems that as soon as one random person accepts that you get identified as a trusted requester and it’s easier to get more accepted requests.

Now some of these people that accept your request are understandable, like people that have a page for their business of selling crafts or promoting their favorite charity where a person that doesn’t know them could reasonably have expected to find them.  Some are friends of friends that might be thinking they know you when they actually don’t.  That’s not too creepy since the way the Kevin Bacon game works with people knowing other people who know other people who know...and I’m sure FB can argue that this is the intent.  I do not see how I get a suggested friend who is a Polish woman living in Krakow with less than 20 friends (all Polish) or a 14 year old Vietnamese girl makes any sense.  It’s just begging for trouble.

Now here’s a fun duplicatable experiment.  Go to the FB search feature, pick and common female first name and add Smith or Jones for the last name.  Maybe even the top hit and almost certainly high up on the list is porn.  These are in various degrees of how graphic the profile content is.  Some are very obvious while others appear to be like a field in fallow or where you buy a domain name in advance to capitalize on it before “Bobsautopartsoutlet.com” gets around to creating their webpage and has to pay you to use the site name they wanted.  Sometimes more than one porn link for the same name exists.

Now think about some of what I shared in combination.  The minimum age for FB is 13, and finding porn is easy.  I doubt the parents of all the 13 year olds think this is “Ok”.  The suggested friends algorithm operates the same way advertisements absolutely do on FB.  I searched the Internet for the LLS, immediately a legit FB ad for the Leukemia Society showed as the featured post next time I visited FB.  Same for dog toys.  Etc....  I also am not in the habit of searching out things like porn that show up, but there is a correlation.

Now turning back to the disclaimer, there has been a subset of friend requests I’ve made that I shouldn’t.  Attractive ladies with tattoos and/or bodybuilders. They seem rightfully proud of themselves and often have way more friends than they can reasonably expect to keep up with, like 5000.  The same way that some lady in Poland that doesn’t know me I had a week where FB pegged me as being interested in that “type” with loads of suggestions of people I didn’t know.  Any friends I picked up were unfriended and fortunately many just ignored me, but I’ve hardly ever been questioned if I really know them.  (4 times out of 100s of requests).

I don’t feel guilty giving people with bad intentions this info through this post because lots of people have already figured it out independently.  It might even do some good for more people to be aware that the way FB works makes it too easy, because they (FB) really don’t seem to care.  Because although they do a little to stop the sender of a request, as far as I can tell they do nothing to warn the receiver.  Since it’s social media implying interaction between more than one person a warning “You shouldn’t accept friend requests from people you don’t know” is in order.

What they do to the sender is apparently this, too many requests in a certain time frame gets you a “Do you really know this person?” message.  Keep at it and you get a more direct, “We don’t like it, knock it the fuck off” message.  There should be a “We noticed you have 3,000 friends already, ate you sure??” sent to the receiver.

Part two will be about Herbalife as that was the main target of my experiment, and will include the tie in to gematria.

Making Successful Weekly Football Picks With Gematria

The first assumption we can make if you are reading this is that you are what the dictionary defines as a human being.  We can’t and won’t make any judgments on what quality of human being are, although we must alert two categories of readers before getting too far.  If you are a long time reader then understand this is part of the marketing plan to get keywords into the post title.  If you are someone that thinks gematria actually works, you’re in the wrong place.  A cynical assessment of lack of open mindedness in processing overwhelming evidence, vestigial critical thinking processes and embracing logical fallacies garnered from my nigh on two years of experience.  The second category of reader has probably not gotten this far so insulting them isn’t too much of a bother for me since believing in something trivial like actual  evidence never impacts them.  It’s like talking to a brick except that at least the brick doesn’t bounce around between contradictory defenses and simply remains a brick.

So, you’re a human being that likes sports.  One of the things I’ve learned about humans is that they are social creatures.  I prefer to spend a lot of time on my own because there are far too many brick like companions available in the social interaction pool for my tastes.  But that’s just me, and I actually do have what people would call friends. And some of them actually appreciate my snark.  But, this isn’t about me other than further verification that I am also a person and not a brick.  Although I suppose a sentient brick could be typing this, because when dealing with gematria and similar topics anything is possible.  Comparatively the idea of sentient bricks makes more sense than some of the things I’ve seen.  A lot more.

Moving away from bricks(slowly, never rush off to leave a brick suddenly as this confuses them), at least for the moment, humans with non-brick friends tend to interact with other humans that have similar interests.  So what you’re going to need as a human with a healthy interest in sports.

That word healthy is important.  You don’t want someone obsessed that only lives for sports.  Someone who can enjoy a game without life or death consequences on the outcome.  And of course someone that doesn’t talk to bricks and certainly doesn’t give any indication that they may be a closet brick in disguise.  Since this is specifically about football I have some gematria related tips.  And in order to avoid deception this is about how to identify someone who is likely NOT to be susceptible to the lunacy of gematria.  And if you’re investigating how to pick football games your self confidence is low in that area, so I’m making a fairly natural assumption that you need a non brick to talk to.

First of all, the stats gurus are probably a bit too close to obsession and although they might have personal success their willingness to share the knowledge is limited by available time.  Talking to you is time spent away from spreadsheets and weather reports and all the other details you need to track the little things that add up to winning in the long haul.  This is about just picking for one week.

Someone that invests a couple of hours on their fantasy team each week is a good choice.  Not an ideal choice though.  Since they aren’t obsessed it indicates that they have a healthy balance in life and must spend time on other things like eating, working and having sex.  (And that last one could be disastrous if they are a brick layer.)  If they’re available that’s a good starting point; they will have a lot of these good football viewing qualities I now mention.  In no particular order.

1). Ability to identify the likely cause of the penalty flag that was thrown before the announcers or officials make the call.
2). Acceptance pre-game that their team might actually be outmatched and stand the chance of losing.
3). Ability to nurse 2-4 beers during the course of an afternoon without feeling obligated to get sloshed before the opening coin flip.
4). Enjoys a good, well played defensive struggle just as much as a high scoring game.  Go cornerback blitzers on that key 3rd and seven play with the score tied 7-7 in the last three minutes of the fourth quarter.
5). Admission that while Tom Brady is remarkably talented, in his personal life he is a bit of an asshole.
6). Understands that jersey numbers are important to identify position played (see #1).
7). Limits fanship rituals to apparel without resorting to face painting or a new tattoo or something even weirder.
8). Will bet a modest amount with the point spread involved just to make it interesting; won’t mortgage the house based on gut feeling.
9). Won’t obsess about the inevitable bad calls or complain about how bad the game is now compared to the good old days.
10). A disinterest in bricks beyond normal brick things like being used to build a house or displacing water in the toilet tank to save on the water bill.

Because here’s what you get when someone tries to use gematria.  Since Denim hasn’t been posting much and even his last post on basketball had zero interest and no comments:

https://web.archive.org/web/20181203070732/http://sportsgematria.blogspot.com/2018/12/?m=0

 

It’s been like this for the entire existence of the blog.  Oh yeah, there’s been some underdog picks along the way.  And the overall record is good.  But take this week as an example of the way it goes every single time on every single blog, Patreon subscriber update and video comments.  There’s gematria to explain the case for both teams before deciding on the final pick, with zero explanation on which numbers are better and <insert drumroll or brick hitting head>

Every single pick was the favorite.  Two of those were double digit favorites and STILL there’s two wrong.

There’s got to be some reason other than numerology and reporting after the fact that makes you choose one team or the other, and it’s terribly unimpressive to pick the favorite a lot.  Pretty much every time the underdog wins that wasn’t clearly predicted (like, not predicting both teams) is a failure of gematria.  Why would I want to join your Patreon subscribers who put more weight on finding numbers for both teams when I can just look at the ESPN app on my phone and get the same info for free?  And we don’t even get the crazy stories of how the Freemasons are laying the (brick) foundation for the takeover of the world by mocking us.  Where’s the fun in that?  Is it because bricks don’t fit in well with Organic Matrix ideas?  Even if they’re sentient.  Throw me a brick bone here.

Death By Numbers Gematria

(Reposted due to spam) There’s actually not that much different going on these days, yet I see I haven’t said something in awhile and since the target date to end actively blogging is around Feb 1st 2019 I’ll share some thoughts of what little presents I’m leaving our friends behind.

In order to keep the post title somewhat relevant I can say that of course the death of George H.W. Bush was important enough to be thrown around in the comment sections including completely off topic material.  Why on Earth someone feels the need to post about it on material about Kareem Hunt assaulting a woman is a bit of a mystery.  You really think the promiscuous authors don’t know or will somehow miss it and you need to give a heads up?  Wow, that is some major cookie winning attemptage.  Of course they know.  You can declare an unknown porn star overdosing a major event and somebody actually important is a given to appear.

 

This does happen a lot.  It’s like the insipid YouTube game where there is a major award for the two year olds to post “First!”  Actually, you’re not the first.  A message with no real content doesn’t count.  Letting the world know that George Bush died on the most recent blog post on FTFM has no real content.  Even with the Internet being famous for misinformation it’s one that they are bound to get right.  It’s just a matter of not predicting the date since you don’t need to.  Thanks to Tindering literally every single date on the calendar is covered.  But before we proceed to the main point, I can’t let this one slide.  A ways back I had a series of Stupid Comment Of The Day posts for about a week.  And if that series was still a regular feature this puppy would certainly be the top choice.  I can’t imagine anything more ridiculous, so now I’m sure that since I’ve mentioned that we’re due for something more ludicrous.  So insert a drumroll and get ready:

 

George bush finally went.

On a blog post about George Bush finally wenting.  Imagine that.  Who would ever have guessed other than anyone reading the blog post before getting to the comments.  You win a cookie.

As for Death by the Numbers, or alternatively Murder by Numbers it’s one of those catchphrases that show up all the time surrounding celebrity deaths.  Where of course through Tindering, PhraseShopping and number alterations you have to be pretty much an idiot not to be able to find some two or three digit number matches for real or shoehorned in pseudo celebrities.  It’s just a question of how many matches are originally posted leaving the cookie winner attempts to fill in the others like 64 which “we all obviously know what that means”.  Yeah, we know.  Maybe we don’t know what it means today, but we can bet that since all tiny numbers mean something evil that it must match up with something evil.  It just depends on who you talk to whether it’s a Satanic ritual, Freemasonry/NWO activity, solar eclipse, Pi, government weather control or avocado market cornering.  Or whatever (usually capitalizing on recency bias) story is making the rounds.

A lot of my plans relate to the continued interest in my most popular not spam related post, How to predict a sports championship with gematria.  I also kid you not about what follows.  I can’t speak for other blogging platforms like WordPress do; I imagine it’s the same.  In the blog stats of Blogger if someone finds you via Internet search engine the referring keywords are shown.  And in November there was four times that GEMATRIA IS BULLSHIT was searched.  This could have been from the same source.  It could have been someone with the good sense to use this as the resource it’s intended to be that relayed their findings to a few others.  I am disappointed that it’s not researched more than four times, but still I am heartened by not totally wasting my time other than my own amusement.

I have learned a lot about social media in this journey and how to get found, as proven by How to predict a sports championship with gematria as a post title.  And I do know that it annoys them that people have found this.  And I will have about 25k page views in the near future.  So it’s time to start putting up lots of catchphrases in the post titles since other posts get more attention based on search engine activity.  Not all of these show up as keyword searches in the stats, but some other popular posts are interest in how many degrees are in the Freemasonry compass which probably isn’t 47, several of the “Debunked by” series especially Toys R Us, the Zombie Apocalypse-Gematria and Donuts (which was a really good day wrapped up with an awesome pun and one of my personal favorites) and for reasons unknown Birds Arent Real.  That one more likely to be an accident than someone interested in how it relates to gematria.  And there are others.

So I will spend some time reflecting on proper catch phrases and start loading up post titles.  And yes, I could be rightfully accused of trying to get attention and being hypocritical.  But at least I’m not doing relentless innocent victim shaming, attempting to scam money from people and presenting blatant misinformation.

Gematria Entomology

What we half hear is a camoflauged attempt two shoehorn in a knew version of the definition of gematria, a parent lee from a newbie that is playing the “that reminds me” of game four the first thyme and that’s enough of the homophone stuff.  At least for now, I might go back to it for the summation at the end.

I called it Entomology in the post title as another “that reminds me of” when I really want to mock the etymology within the comment.  Because of course it’s wrong.  And it bugs me.

It’s amazing how often things are wrong.  Almost like it’s wrong on purpose to be annoying instead of that they really believe it.  Let’s pretend that this Orlando Bloomed into being outspoken and was misguided into speaking up instead of deliberately just misinforming.  We can’t be too harsh since from the time the Internet was first formed one of the primary functions was to misinform, either unknowingly or consciously.

I did suffer through the first couple minutes to see if this was actually quoted in speech, and it wasn’t. But since we have the Hubbard channel love symbol it has the seal of approval, even if the approval is merely the old concept of “I see you agree with me in principal today”.  While the principal is made up pseudoscience crank magnified.  If you’re bringing linguistics and science into something that should imply research that’s peer reviewed, and if any actual research on the craft of gematria was done the actual etymology would be known.

Linguistics has enough grey areas that there is overlap, such as collocations.  Enough grey areas that it actually requires some effort instead of just 1+1=2 which is nearly universally accepted as fact, the notable exception being gematria where 1+1 certainly means 11 and essentially means any number you want it to be.  So when actual researchers did work on gematria they decided that this is partially right.  The Ge- part is fine, the -matria part is off base.  It’s from -metry which means to measure and you’ve probably thrown in the etymological overlap of matrix in there since your crank magnetized world has a lot of Organic Matrix stuff going on.  Especially since the Gematrinator has recently been cranking up the O.M. stuff lately pretending that it makes him closer to God and his cookie winning loyal readers are working the religion angle.*. Sorry, not a womb reference.  And you’re not allowed to make up words like etymologally.  You won’t catch me making up words when I’m not snarky.  So you obviously aren’t big on research and/or autocorrect.

It’s interesting that went i first went on a Wiki and saw some jackass had snuck in a comment about how gematria was gaining credibility in linguistics and that was the ONLY thing I changed.  I didn’t want to overstep my authority and made sure PEER REVIEW allowed me to delete it, and that edit has stood the test of time, as it should since gematria has little going for it linguistally (and that’s a snarky made up word). Especially in the modern usage of gematria.  The only regular gematria video producer that is close to the correct usage is Rita 511.  Everyone else is trash.  Rita would be fine if she could stick to one or just a few elisions and knock it off with the arbitrary carrying the decimal place math stuff.  Everyone else uses what could be called conspiracy theorist gematria.

That would be an interesting new word for linguistics to derive.  Because the new gematria is better defined by my old definition in its simplest form - fucked up numerology.  If you want to be less concise it’s “fucked up numerology where you have to be an idiot not to find matches since you’re just making shit up like the etymology of gematria”.

And really, within those first few minutes the disclaimer that Hubbard isn’t even pronouncing it right is made.  Don’t you think someone that claims to be the ultimate authority on this would have actually done a little bit of research on the subject to know this before starting to ask people for money for it?  Add to the new word - “to get money or attention”. I imagine this word would be really long to encompass all the concepts in practical use.  Also need to throw in being constantly allowed to change rules, embracing every logical fallacy, outright lying and sports mockery.

* I wanted very much to spam his “I love God but this is some crazy murder by the numbers” personal story, but as usual it’s not my style since it wouldn’t last long.  One could presume that the Organic Matrix wouldn’t be ambiguous.  When people die you don’t know it’s a hoax or ritual.  If you do know them, you have dipshitmatic immunity.  The dead person MADELINE MAY=48 full reduction.  HOAX=48.  FAKE STORY=48.  Pretty sure God and Attu the Wonder Turtle don’t like you second guessing them.  You will burn in Hell/the Terrarium Of Penance for this.

There’s Just No Escape

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=00JxBaKhew8&lc=z23qgzkacl3dynj3lacdp430yi4tmfgauu4hzuorchpw03c010c.1543135580481573&feature=em-comments

Geez.  One of the things I appreciate about my subscription to Sir Sic’s YouTube channel is that he doesn’t bother with gematria.  A chance to not be assaulted with the relentless manufacturing of tiny little numbers.  So, still under the haze of tryptophan induced sleepiness from Thanksgiving turkey I see a new Sic video and settle into my momentary indulgence into some form of crankery (which still  is associated with Thanksgiving as of course crankberry sauce is part of the feast) that isn’t gematria.

Forgetting that since this is power plants are fake as the topic that this means electricity which means magnetism which means crank magnetism.

Now I did apply the rules I learned from my Ted Talks comments experience.  In general if you want your funny comment to get attention it’s best to get it in early.  Else it get buried amidst the other funny comments.  So I had a plant joke, a planned plant joke, a planted planned plant joke, that I started typety typing as the video just started.  As soon as I found out what was the basic misconception.

And then it hits.  About the 8:18 mark, the Freemasons/Illuminati/NWO is also involved since 3,300 means 33.  Which is mocked by Sir Sic as not being the same number.  Well Sic, old boy, you don’t know your gematria.  In theory I could have edited my joke or put up a second comment with a correction, but that would leave me bored for today.  So I’ll put this into a blog post.

There is one rule in gematria you need to understand.  A couple of rules, maybe, but the additional rules are more like a subset of the one big rule.

Rule# Only - There are no rules.
Everything equals everything else and through confirmation bias or deliberate attempt to market for monetary gain, whatever number you don’t like can be changed into another number.

So as an attempt to edumacate Sic’s groupies I will expand on this.  Especially since I intend to forward this post to his attention.  About the 3,300=33, this sounds like a rule but it’s broken more often than it isn’t.  The power plant guy is using the old “in gematria you drop zeroes” concept.  In practice this is translated to “in gematria you drop zeroes except when you don’t.”  You can actually drop any digit you want, ones get dropped a lot, too.  Sometimes repeating digits can be dropped.  No sense in letting a perfectly good 2223 slip by without changing it into a perfectly good, overused smaller 223.  It’s a mental process, deliberate or unconscious, that says, “Attu dammit, this number is too fucking big to show up just by converting letters to numbers, can I reasonably get away with changing it?”  With a bit of, “What’s the easiest, do I need to resort to prime numbers or rearrangements or whatever else looks like the most believable shortcut?”  Drop zeroes all the time?  Fuck no.  The base elision itself has J=10 and T=20.  SIC=50 in reverse.  The odds that you’ll see this used as 5 are pretty slim.  Close to zero.  That’s the only zeroes you’ll see being dropped, the odds that a rule is consistently applied or anything will have any meaning.

As for 33 itself, get used to it.  Just by math and the convenient Freemason tie in 33 shows up all the time.  Average word length in real language and the reduction of everything from 1-9 so z doesn’t equal 26=you have to be an idiot to not find several hundred 33’s every day if you go looking for it.

Just thought it was a good time to remind the less mentally capable that there’s lots of people that enjoy mocking you, not just me.

Buy Nothing Day

https://www.bustle.com/p/what-is-buy-nothing-day-heres-why-some-people-are-observing-this-alternative-to-black-friday-13188407

This is the perfect early holiday season gift idea.  Buy Nothing Day started in Canada decades ago as an opposition to consumerism.  Instead of celebrating Black Friday by getting crushed by teaming masses of mall shoppers and long lines at the food court for overpriced unhealthy food the other side of the coin is to buy nothing.

A perfect metaphor for gematria.  Yes, a lot of people rightfully scoff at the idea of promoting anti-Black Friday.  A lot of people rightfully embrace Buy Nothing Day for the right reason, that is it’s really not just that big a deal and delaying your shopping trip by a couple days will save you a lot of hassle.  The proper approach is to embrace both concepts at the same time.

“But, how is this possible?”, you say.  You should have figured out the answer by now.  Buy gematria products.  Sign up for that Patreon pledge, buy that book, donate bitcoin to Esoteric Cryptocurrency off the Twitter link and let them worry about if it’s security fraud, ordinary fraud and if the materiality level is too insignificant for the Crown Prosecution Service or DOJ to get involved in. Buy yourself a bumper sticker with a 47 and change it to any number you want.

Since everything equals everything else and gematria is a useless product it solves the issue easily since a gematria related purchase is essentially buying nothing.

Take it to the next level.  Call all your black friends CAUCASIANS=42 and all your white friends NIGGER=42. This has no direct monetary cost, and probable no cost to your reputation since if you believe in gematria your friends that don’t already know you’re a bit odd.  Hang a sign in your window Truth=113, Dishonest=113.  If that sign is handmade it is free, assuming made from materials already at home, or you could buy new stuff today and you’re still buying nothing and not buying anything of practical value.  It’s a no lose situation.

And look at the image, a bar code.  That’s 12 digits and if used in its entirety is way too specific for gematria to duplicate with any meaningful news story arising today.  It’s off target by at least eight digits too many!  Perfect metaphor, indeed.  You can use the entire 12 digits and show your common sense and intelligence, or you can whittle it down to a more manageable two or three digits and look like a moron.  It fits too well and we’re surprised we didn’t pick this up last year.  Sorry about that.

Major Event Predicted Or Not Predicted For....Sometime

https://web.archive.org/web/20181122072658/http://theglitchinyourmatrix.blogspot.com/2018/11/november-23rd-research_19.html?m=1

Since it is coming up soon, thought I’d put this up now before decoding the decode that is bound to happen, at least in the comments section if not an entire new post.

What to Expect
That is a lot of information.  A lot of numbers and dates directly mentioned.  And what that means is some variation of the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy.

This is a classic example of how that works, throw enough shit at the side of the barn and some of it is bound to stick.  So a few points here and then I wait until after November 23rd to react to more direct bullshit presented after the fact.  Beginning with the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy, linked above.

The odds of everything touched on combining into a single perfect storm of disaster is pretty much zero.  Most of the links provided in the midsection are about tidal waves in the non traditional sense with a nasty wall of water making life miserable for people.  So it does seem to “shoot for the moon” and if an actual water wave occurs we’ll never hear the end of it.  Except that hedging the bets in this manner allows for a lot of wiggle room for interpretation.

I see politics and the economy mentioned.  By the nature of our beloved President and the midterm elections just being held this month politics is always in the news.  If you can’t find numerous two and three digit number matches about politics in the news on November 23rd, you’re an idiot.  The chances of economic news not showing up on Black Friday, especially with the stock market doing what it is now, is somewhere between zero and zero percent, and zero percent doesn’t count.  If you can’t turn stock quotes, company names, people’s names, etc.. into numerous matches, you’re an idiot.

Lots of movies and of course, the Simpsons.  We are already primed to have something declared to be predictive programming.  If you can’t find numerous matches with what media has already been quoted or work in something you “researched” on your own to add to this, you’re an idiot.

If there’s been any upgrade which is really a downgrade in gematria the last two years is heavy reliance on alternative dating tricks (Tindering) which we already get with 923 meaning 11/23.  Translation:  Whatever date something big happens on is “close enough”.  You can bet the next big actual tidal wave will be quoted in the comments somewhere as “predicted by Glitch in the Matrix”, regardless of the actual date.  With date numerology that isn’t even really gematria.  If you can’t play around with dates to achieve this with all the politics, economy and media that will happen any time in the not necessarily near future, you either need a lot more practice or you’re more likely an idiot.  If you need help understanding proper Tindering techniques you only need to read up on Dan’s blog to see how synchronicity can mean years ago in the past or held in reserve as a clue for the future.  And this Glitchy post is linked from FTFM with 11/22 OR 11/23, so there’s a good start to understanding how non specific dates are.

The only thing missing is sports.  Well, let that up to the commentators trying to win cookies.  See, there was a tidal wave off the coast of Chile on December 21st, which has date numerology the same as 11/22 and they eat a lot of chili in Texas and the Cowboys won over XXXX on thus and such a date with 33 points with a TD pass on 4th and 7 which is 47 on the same day that the coach of Houston’s birthday was 223 days before the end of the Metonic cycle and blah, blah, blah.

The sports thing makes me curious as this could be the start of a new cycle of crazy ritual stuff gearing up to the new batch of recruits that haven’t exhausted their patience with inability to correctly pick sports winners.  See, I was right about the tidal waves, by my sports picks!

Baseball Is “Somewhat” Synonymous With The Symbolism Of Freemasonry

https://web.archive.org/web/20181121044918/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/11/20/adrian-beltre-retires-from-major-league-baseball/

Yeah, the same way that anything with a single 90 degree angle is.  My sofa cushions are square shaped.  Freemasons!  My Thanksgiving pumpkin pie slice is exactly 1/4th the pie.  90 degrees!  Freemasons!  Geez it was hot in July, it was 90 degrees!  Freemasons.

Maybe since this rambles into the Premier Grand Lodge in England this adds to a confused mental state since cricket isn’t played on a baseball diamond.  A diamond that consists of four 90 degree angles with the bases 90 feet apart.  An equilateral shape, impossible to achieve once you throw in a 47 degree Freemason compass angle, which isn’t even the absolutely for sure real angle for the compass.

We can thank the Gematrinator for the visual, though.  It saves the time of superimposing your cliptractor™️ and verifying that if this was the shape of the baseball field that no scoring would ever occur.  Base runners would be called out for never, ever touching first, second or third base.  Which would make the game rather pointless, just like gematria.

There is a rather lame attempt to qualify the statement with the word somewhat splashed in there.  Somewhat is a nice word for gematria.  As no actual evidence is ever presented at the very best a tiny number can be somewhat similar to something.  113 is DISHONEST because somewhat of the slew of words available that equal 113 represent a form of dishonesty.  (As well as some that are even more somewhat similar.  Like ILLUSIONS which they use and doesn’t even really mean dishonest.  Now that we have breached the subject of adjectives added to somewhat we must wonder if Truth=113 is most somewhat or just more somewhat.  Or even if since the source is a gematria soothtweaker that the wording should involve a new noun; it was a “sometwat”* story.)

This goes a long way towards explaining why if the G man sells sports prediction services that he isn’t open about it.  The same person that used trigonometry to relate details about the mathematics of the circle brings another pretty clear example of not understanding both math and sports. I really wish his blog comments were open so I could consider mercilessly spamming every baseball post made in the future.  That would be somewhat amusing, although not my style.  But I don’t think he’s much into sports, at best less somewhat and maybe the least somewhat of all the regular gematria content providers.  Cryptocurrency somewhat seems somewhat more somewhat like his game and more somewhat we can somewhat hope that he and most somewhat of his cronies are more somewhat invested in somewhat of that somewhat market that is more somewhat taking a beating now.  The most somewhat downturn in somewhat of its somewhat history.

* Please note that the original content was posted by someone with the DER hard name code, and it involved the Freemason compASS.  As I’ve pointed out these name codes are very important to the Girl Scouts and their avocado takeover, or whatever bs story may show up in their pages.

Gematria Takes On The Stock Market

Didn’t see that one coming, but I’m not surprised.

Now, if losing money betting on sports isn’t fast enough for you there’s the potential to get nailed by investing in the stock market.

I don’t mind sounding a bit, screw it, a lot prejudiced here.  But it sure seems like the sports crowd (beyond the ones offering the  scams) are really not terribly bright.

For example:

http://sportsgematria.blogspot.com/2018/09/jets-vs-browns-tnf-preview-pick.html?m=0

Yet another sports gematria blog.  This one is mostly in the traditional format of Fee To Find Misinformation.  Although a prediction is actually made for each individual game a detailed “decode” is provided for both teams.  The year to date record is displayed, which is well above 50%.  But, and I like big buts, it’s heavily padded by not picking every game and heavily relying on picking favorites.

So, experimental criminal psychologist that I am I found the time to poke a little bit deeper.  Mostly because Denim hasn’t made a post since November 2nd, and even took the time out from his busy schedule of failing and wasting his time to delete that, leaving an October 30th hindsight decode as the last entry.  We’ll get back to that shortly.

Instead of just taking a gematria blog at face value you can get some insight on the links, and if you see donation links like Sports Gematria has it’s pretty easy to guess the motivation.  As of today, $68 on Patreon and a direct cash app shortcut.  The only things really missing is loyal minions posting comments like Jedd style trying to get a grip on the impossible concept of quality versus quantity of numbers available, bragging about success and lying about failure.  Very low key.

Well, there’s a Twitter link.  You can learn a lot about someone by who they follow and who is following them.  For instance, going through some followers and followings you see some things that don’t make a whole lot of sense, since not making sense is a core value of gematria, especially when money is involved.  And this isn’t just the Sports Gematria account but the followers and followings of the followers and followings of that account.  If you follow.  Tony Telling It, Gary the Numbers Guy, Fee To Find Misinformation, Brother Berg, etc...  It’s all one big happy family of pay to play with sports, personalized numerology readings and now even the stock market.  That’s how I found Stock Market Gematria.  A relatively untapped resource of a huge database of numbers to whine about after the fact.


And supposedly some of these guys don’t like each other.  Some of the bitter exchanges in the comments would make you think that a constant flame war would be ensuing every time one tries to dare suggest that they are the expert and everyone else is a shill.  Perfectly understandable since there are a limited number of susceptible targets to bilk.  I would totally not be surprised if there’s more than one account controlled by the same person.

I envision that the stock market is a little too high brow for the type of people that contradict each other in the sports comments.  The type of people destined to have no better job than pizza delivery and Uber drivers.  But, if you are able to afford some of the pricey thousands of dollars subscription packages you might want to take a chance on stocks instead of flipping a coin on sports.

In the old days a snake oil salesman would enter a new town, peddle his sugar water, the humble folk would get suspicious and if the flim flam man was any good would high tail it out of there.  Move on to the next town. Maybe even change his name and product since word might get around.  Social media makes the identity change much easier.  Instead of a new haircut and fake beard it’s easy to start fresh, just open up a new account.  For all we know Denim is still out there instead of just giving up.  There’s at least a benefit to time invested of being able to recognize the names of past subscribers to the concept.  For all we know, the Gematrinator might be rambling on about solar eclipses and other weird stuff just to identify those that are willing to pay to play.  Speculating, not accusing.  Because if that’s what’s going on he’s very good at it and has never tipped his hand.  He has given indication that he’s not really serious about the system by trying to correct mistakes and contradicting himself.  It’s just spread out over multiple videos instead of in one package that has a new audience or old timers that simply don’t care.  Advertising.

The stock market does have a great upside.  Companies don’t generally go into business expecting to lose money.  So instead of predicting a winner that turns out to be a loser there’s partial reinforcement by gaining a modest monetary gain driven by real life business factors instead of gematria. You can still pick a favorite like a blue chip stock.  Probably best to avoid the penny stocks if you don’t want to buy a fake beard.  Or not worry about the fake beard since now it’s so cheap and effective.  The numerology is easy with the ability to sift through an impossibly huge database and shave off or add numbers to concoct what you want to fabricate into your story.  The downside - I imagine that the crowd with the money tends to be a bit smarter.  Do you go for the big score and try and sting Robert Shaw or settle for grifting the wallet out of a passerby for beer and cigarette money?  Each takes some time and effort.  If you don’t have an actual job you could run both in the gematria world.  And of course there’s the same aspect that is damning from the sports world.  If you ask for money for your expert stock picks, if you are really that good, there’s no need to sell your services.  You’d simply just do it.  To be fair Stock Market Gematria hasn’t started charging.  The Twitter account is new, so let’s give it some time.

This is where I am in disagreement with one of my fans, and as this is speculative and my opinion I could be in the wrong.  He thinks that it’s just crazy for the sake of being crazy, which some of it really is.  I’m convinced that when real time and effort is input, the smarter ones that do most of the work, it always comes down to the money.  How do I present the material in a manner that captivates someone in an entertaining manner while that someone isn’t bright enough to see the inherent contradictions.

Duhbaiting

We haven’t thrown out a new word or phrase to add to our list of gematria related insults lately, so to compensate for lost time let us introduce our friend Duhbaiting.  So to get things rolling along let’s look at the original word and how it’s misused.

Gromk, the pattern recognition expert of the caveman world instantly recognized the precursor as DEBATE or DEBATING.  Now that I’ve caught that speedy banana slug, should I cook it first or simply chow down?  Maybe the rest of the tribe wants to give their thoughts.  Maybe since talking about the zombie apocalypse, gematria and donuts is literally eras away some formal discussion is in order right now since lack of sensible discussion didn’t work out too well in that future.  ZOMBIES=115 and DEBATE=151, so since it’s a rearrangement that MUST mean something.  Sure they don’t know about the future debate about zombies, yet just like the way the Freemasons hijacked our language to guide it pre-masonry existence this tribe is going places, unless they just want to wait around until the Neocalculative Matriconglomerate or whatever it will be named finally has a decision made on what it will be named.

This is getting too deep beyond where we need to go, so conveniently Durp swallows the live slug and gets rat lungworm disease and dies.  The debate shifts in the future to how to cook the slug instead of whether it should be cooked or even eaten in the first place.  And if they should wait it out until the microwave is invented.  Don’t microwave slugs.  It’s cruel.  Pour salt on them, then microwave them, a little hollandaise sauce, yum!

Now the word DEBATE has a couple key points in the definition.  It’s a formal process. A real debate should probably have a moderator to oversee it like a caveman Anderson Cooper to make sure both sides stay in line and keep it formal.  Otherwise, even without a moderator, a debate turns into an argument that doesn’t have a real winner or loser that has a real solution.  You end up with Durp just eating the slug instead of getting to the real issue.

There’s been more talk, even an insanely long video, recently about inviting critics to debate.  As is the case with so many fairly simple words and concepts like ordinal, evidence and synchronicity the gematria world just can’t get it right and misuse the word debate.  There’s no formality.  Also important to debating is logical consistency, facts and some degree of emotional appeal.  Well one out of three isn’t a complete whitewash, but that’s what it comes down to is that you’ve got a lot of emotion and no facts or logic.  Even the invitation to a debate itself is illogical since encouraging someone to call your radio show or post a critical comment on your latest celebrity death video never results in anything remotely resembling a formal discussion.

So what you really have is DUHBAITING.  Which is:

Encouraging unsuspecting people into allowing reverse trolling.

As previously mentioned this is not a fun process for the uninitiated.  Even well intentioned information from critics is rudely treated.  They’re used to being wrong all the time and that experience serves them well.  Like when my dog brings a dead groundhog into my house, he gets attention.  Not necessarily what he hoped for, but it is still attention.  “Look human, you ignored me a little longer than I’d like, a trophy for you!”  Yeah, now I’m going to yell at you for half an hour straight, then you’ll look at me with the sad eyes and win the argument through illegal debating tactics.

I don’t have the desire to play pigeon (or groundhog) chess with people of varying degrees of intelligence, commitment to stupidity and narcissistic personality disorder.  But I will remind you of what you’re getting yourself into and have some DON’Ts.

Don’t
1). Mention intelligence.  The top brass knows it’s bullshit and they’re marketing the scam to their sheep for money or attention.  They will play the “I’m actually quite smart” card, which is true enough at least to the extent of being smarter than their target audience.
2).  Mention mental disease.  Do you really think they haven’t heard that before?  Huge waste of time.
3).  Go back for a second helping.  After your first ill advised comment it’s tempting to rebuttal.  Because the reverse trolls will overwhelm you with goalpost switches and every logical fallacy in the book.

Here’s why, the duhbait goes like this:

GEMATRIA USER: <Insert crazy bullshit>
NORMAL PEOPLE:  WTF?
GEMATRIA USER:  Duh.  <Insert illogical follow up bullshit>
NORMAL PEOPLE:??
etc....

Instead of asking me to duhbait them on their home turf I’m still waiting for that phone call from Anderson Cooper for a real debate.  Which isn’t going to happen since it would be over real quick.

Stan Lee, A Tribute From A Semi-Rational Person

That person would be me.  I’m going to take a break from normal and post something important to me, as the time of actively updating this blog approaches.  The reason I got involved in the first place.  So, as Stan Lee has passed away this is an appropriate time since it blends the beginnings and that approaching end.

Let us begin with what’s going on in the irrational world.

As an experimental criminal psychologist I had expectations that Stan’s death would result in a minor explosion of normal people being exposed to the concept of gematria for the first time, as the pattern has been well established.  And fortunately, at least for now, I’m way off target.  370 views nine hours after the video goes up with nearly 7k subscribers is not terribly impressive.

“Numerology exists whether or not a man is killed.  It’s not interesting to everybody.”

Which is exactly to the point.  Not the intended way that it’s meant to be received, but very much  hits the nail on the head.  With the way gematria works in its current form via conspiracy theorists it is virtually impossible to not find numbers that can be created to fit whatever narrative you want.  And whine as much about who is responsible for the story there is never any real “could stand up in a court of law” or review by a rational person evidence provided.  It’s really that simple.  And really this simple.  For whatever reason, which usually comes down to money or attention with a smattering of mental illness, you are simply throwing out random numbers that could mean anything.  Whether or not a man is killed - glad to see you agree that living people have numbers.  You are, I presume, alive.  I have just as much evidence with gematria that PEDOPHILE=116 and some gematria users have names that equal 116.  But so what?  Rational people will always judge people by their actions as a demonstration of the content of their character.  Not by the color of their skin or what nationality they are.  And certainly not by frivolous small numbers that at this point you’d have to be an idiot to NOT be able to force them to fit what outrageous and patently untrue narrative you are designing for your fiction. Indeed, gematria, as you say, is not interesting to everyone.

Stan Lee was one of my childhood heroes.  The very first person I ever told my family and friends that I would like to meet in person, which sadly never happened.  There’s a reason he is admired by good and decent people.  When something is wrong it’s often way too easy to not get involved and hope the problem goes away.  But when really pressed and Urked enough, good and decent people will have individuals that rise up and meet the challenge.  There’s no way I type this and can be hypocritical to suggest that I’m not the superhero in this analogy; I absolutely am.  When good and decent people get pressed, Peter Parker stops using his new powers to get money to pay for school and turns into Spider-Man.  Or if it eases your conscience to leave me out of it, the old lady armed with only a handbag foils a pickpocket by tripping the robber, beating that robber with the bag and holds him at bay long enough for the police to arrive.  It happens.  Because it’s the right thing to do.

We’ll pretend that you’re open minded to the idea of gematria not working and stumbled on here by accident with a preconceived notion that gematria does work.  It doesn’t.  There’s an overwhelming amount of real evidence providing details of what exactly is wrong.  And frankly, some of it is so simple it’s baffling to ordinary and decent people on how you could possibly believe that gematria does work.  I’ll pull out one of my favorites, Truthseeker —> Truth=113, Dishonest=113.  There’s no “debate” involved.  Game over.  The word you should be most interested in has the same value as your single most overused number and concept.

What your doing is wrong.  It’s not okay to suggest that a woman that died of cancer is an actress in a scripted game show.  It’s not okay to suggest a Hawaiian couple that gets murdered are part of a ritual sacrifice for views on a video.  It’s not okay to pretend and fail miserably at making sports predictions to get money.  Bad ideas come from somewhere, and if you want to be part of that, well good luck trying to convince good and decent people, because it’s not going to happen.  You will be judged by your actions the same way that you intend your insensitive content be used to judge people with no actual evidence.

I was too young to have seen this when Stan Lee first published it.  I had the luxury of figuring out racism and bigotry on my own because I’m quite a bit smarter than the average person, but more importantly, just as bad ideas come from somewhere good ideas come from somewhere.  My parents where wonderful people, once they relented and allowed me to watch horror movies and read comic books.  And when my escapist entertainment occasional turns into powerful messages like this one from Stan, now being wildly recirculated on the Internet after his death, it’s proof that my parents made a good decision in allowing me my escapism.  The mind that created these powerful stories for entertainment has more depth to them than the bad guy getting socked in the face by the hero.  It’s just that many don’t realize it beyond the fact that they plopped their butt in a theater seat for two hours not regretting the $10 they spent to be entertained.  There is a reason that pro Stan Lee Tweets totaled in the millions yesterday and a ridiculous video about some small numbers can’t top 400 views nine hours later.

I will say this again, although Stan says everything you need to know in that Soapbox.  And as I have often in the past on this blog done I get to remind you that I’ve gone on a record with this before.  I have absolutely no problem if you personally are bigoted.  That’s not my problem.  It’s probably not your problem, just something you may need to live with.  But, you really, really need to come up with something a lot better than gematria to justify it since gematria absolutely does not work.  I reserve the right to think less of you for holding an illogical position with manufactured evidence as your guidelines of the way you want to live.  And in the meantime good and decent people that let good ideas hold more sway over their lives than bad ideas will always cherish the legacy of a Stan Lee far more than people that throw around frivolous numbers.  We aren’t the people that need to wake up.  You are.

Rest In Peace Stan Lee.  Far more than the characters you created, you yourself are the hero to me as well as many others.

Here’s A Fun Pair Of Videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIrwkbE1Wqg&t=1130s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQvDRNuFjFI

Yes and how many beaches must a man walk across
Before he admits he was drinking?
How many strands must lie flat on the ground
To show lack of critical thinking?

The answer my friend
Is tokin’ in the wind
The answer is tokin’ in the wind
- Bob Dillhead

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Okay.  For the sake of your sanity, do not watch the 54 minute entire first video.  All you need to know is that the wind is blowing.  There is an admission that wind actually exists.  Got it?  Okay?  Wind does exist instead of some sort of geometric universe construct that only seems to exist when it’s convenient.  Which I’m sure it can be both.

I allow myself the luxury of a bit of a sidetrack here.  This is a case where the wind spoils the sound quality significantly and actually improves the video since it helps mask the misinformation.  The wind does taper off after a few minutes and then you can hear this is about chem trails, which through the miracle of crank magnetism are important to gematria, too.

The standard method of chem trail delivery is airplanes, usually acknowledged as commercial jet liners, though not always.  Now if you’re still following along so far, let me recap something for the critical thinking impaired.  Jets are pieces of plastic and metal and stuff that move through the air.  They use the principles of aerodynamics especially the Bernoulli principle to give lift to the plastic/metal/stuff mass so the plane doesn’t crash to the ground ruining everyone’s day.  Using the highly technical principle of what is called SPEED or VELOCITY or the really scientific term known as OOOMMPPH.

Now when a mass of stuff moves through air the air gets displaced and is one way of making WIND. Sound familiar?  Wind is air that is moving.  Okay so far?  Because the tough part is coming up.

Now the second video is deliberately a follow up to the first wind acknowledged video.  And there are long thin strands on the beach.  These fibers are derisively proclaimed to absolutely not be spider silk and psychologically projected that you are too stupid to realize the troof.  They could be tiny fiber optic cables that Ant-Man was commissioned to place for his Comcast contract, but whatever they cannot possibly be spider silk because there are NO SPIDERS.  Because you never ever see a spider without spider silk.  They go together like Bert and Ernie.  Ant and Man.  Pineapple and Pizza.  No spiders means there’s no chance it’s spider silk.

I can live with that.  Of course it would be far too convenient to have a video of the strands actually falling from the sky.  It really doesn’t matter.  It really doesn’t even matter if the delivery system isn’t planes dropping mind control and/or poisonous chem trails, even though this is implied.  What does matter is that there’s a little bit of wind in the second video, and when this moves Ant-Man’s tiny fiber optic cables the light shining on them shows where they are.  See, they’re light enough that this wind thing can move them?  That’s important.

Okay genius that made the ill advised connection between the two videos.  Splain(still a real word) how these long straight strands tumbled through the air and remained long and straight through the wind.  Instead of like stroobled all about and randomish.

Enjoy these while they last.  Since there really isn’t any gematria and the point seems to be that tokin’ drugs is good and “the man” and critical thinking is bad, these may get the axe soon.

Here’s A Handy Shortcut

So, you want to create your own gematria blog?  And/or make some super cool videos, maybe even including screen grabs of that super cool blog?  Or maybe scribble some doodles on the edge of the paper while your sitting at that university lectu....  Oops.  Forget that last bit.  Odds are if you think gematria works that the chances are you won’t be attending anything with the semblance of a university with real academic credentials.

Now for example let’s say that you want to create a sports blog.  That’s the easiest since you’re going to find every small number you need in any of the major sports.  Baseball and hockey are a bit tougher since the scoring is so low, but that’s never stopped anyone from upgrading to two and three digit numbers in some creative way.  Now what most gematria sports blogs miss out on is the big picture, that is they can’t afford a really nice TV since they didn’t go to an accredited university and have lost a bunch of money by gambling with useless gematria information and actually paying an “expert” to produce that useless information.

But seriously, what’s most often neglected and is really important is the SOURCE of the misery that’s  mocking us.  Those dang Freemasons.  You can’t just say, “The final score was 34-13 which equals 47.” New comers need to know what that means.  If you’ve been around awhile you know what 47 means, but you don’t want to suffer the embarrassment of having to be the person that asks what 47 means since the answer is going to amount to a variation of, “Well duh.  Are you stupid?”  So here’s the format you need to use:

“Thus and such equals <two or three digit number>, a very important number to Freemasons”.  You might want to footnote it so you can just use it at the bottom of your post covering multiple tiny numbers.

* All very important tiny numbers because of course the Freemasons are involved.  Anything else would be just plain stupid.

That’s it.  All the tiny numbers are important to the Freemasons.  They also cannot afford a TV that costs four digits, so they know what you’re going through which is why they will absolutely not get bothered about the exposure with your blog and won’t even consider hiring Bob The Hitman since his contracts are at least FIVE digits and his TV is frigging AWESOME.

If you’re more into the personal side, well that’s almost the same but not quite.  The format is the same, but you need to substitute Freemasons with the Geoganic Matriverse or whatever the fuck the thing is being called this week:

“Thus and such equals <two or three digit number>, a number that I was just talking about.”

First of all for personal synchronicity you need to understand the meaning of the word JUST.  After extensive, painstaking research JUST means:

Any time in the past or maybe a clue for the future.  Really.  Don’t worry about it.  PhraseShopping.  Not a problem, go for it.  Dipshitmatic immunity.  Not a problem.  You’re obviously not a Freemason even though every number that applies to you is an important number to Freemasonry.  And this is really, really important so pay attention.  You might get a little pang of discomfort about the Orgmetric Unimetry paying attention to you, and Bob the Hitman does NOT work for it.  That would be just plain stupid.  The Versalmathic Mathalaxy WANTS you to have a good TV.  How else is it going to put that episode of Family Guy on at the right time for you to match the birthday of Rocky Colavito’s dog?  So don’t save money for your kids education or a nice vacation somewhere.  Buy that new TV (smart phones and computers count).  The Polyspatial Fragmitron has a ton more importance and power than the Freemasons ever could dream of.  They will put the brakes on any Bob related retribution.

If things go really well you can get a couple of followers and advance to the big leagues where you get to talk about decades old mass shootings being synchronous with dead celebrities yesterday or the luxury of being able to say that hurricane water puts out California wildfires OR that the fires evaporate the water and you can predict BOTH sports teams to win which everybody does anyway.

This post brought to you by the number 4,902,817,403,556,832,791.  A number that means absolutely nothing to Freemasonry and the Bilateralific Omnixenos has not gotten around to yet since the GPS coordinates aren’t quite synchronous yet.

Reediculous Rednecks Revisited

Let’s throw a stone at two birds at once, which really doesn’t have much of an impact since the birds are pigeons that are already dead since they played pigeon chess too many times and the human players got fed up and armed themselves with anti-pigeon glue traps and shotguns.

At times, for the sake of the argument let’s call one of those times yesterday since it’s true, a gematrimook will practice gematriduh, get called out on the use of the 5,818,290,471,305 elisions available and make a comment in a video that they “only use ‘X’ number of ciphers(elisions)” because they are the most relevant.”  As with yesterday the comment is given an out, admitting that all the elisions are relevant, but some are more relevant than others.  Which begs the questions of why the others even exist including the Gematrinator calculator screen and exactly which ones mean more and how much more.  As if 57 derived from Francis Bacon doesn’t mean as much as 57 from Reverse reduced.

Since we’re belaboring the point, how do you get away with claiming you only use three?  Yesterday that claim was made and even the default option without toggling through the myriad of available commonly used options is four.  Simple, Reverse and their reductions.  The insinuation was Simple, Reverse and Jewish without the reductions.  The chances that the reductions will be declared unsound and banned from use are firmly between zero and zero percent, and zero doesn’t count.  So that’s six.

Backtrack to when Reverse was first introduced and the gematriduh community was awash with enthusiasm over a whole new set of numbers to play with.  This allowed me the opportunity to engage in some activity more like I thought I would be getting myself into.  Proving mathematically that direct antonyms like GROUP and UNGROUP now had the same value when the match never existed prior to Reverse being declared the greatest thing since the pigeon glue trap.  Sadly, my excitement was short lived when it became clear that I was not dealing with people accidentally finding matches with available mechanisms, but creating whatever number that was desired by whatever seemed the least challengeable method available.

My opinion was, and still is, that although use of more than a single elision goes against what true gematria is about where you find your matches by brute force searching through an impossibly huge set of data like religious texts, that use of Reverse alphabetic order does make some kind of logical sense.  And the reductions for the Ordinal elisions make some kind sense.  Compared to prime number lists, GPS coordinates, date numerology, calling 9’s upside down 6’s, etc... they make a butt load of sense.  But then they got greedy.

“Oh, I don’t have to bring in the weird stuff anymore, let’s just proclaim that all the unknown at this time elisions make sense and create new ones.  Once I ‘discover’ them.”

So, my enthusiasm kicked up a notch since I’d vastly more enjoy busting on the occasions when a particular number gets accepted by the troofers as meaning something most or all the time.  So I can prove the opposite.

Dead pigeon number one.  Inability to stay away from creating too many elisions.  The Keypad elision apparently started with Zenith of the Alpha and wormed it’s way on to the calculator.  Dead pigeon number two, I finally loaded my shotgun and revisited a number that was supposed to mean something.   NIGGER=42.

It’s pretty clear that the racism is aimed at the Jewish people.  When NIGGER is used (mostly) it’s suggested that the eeeeevvviiiilll empire is trying to foment a race war by coding 42 into the eeeeevvviiillllll media stories.  I already spent some time going through a list of white versions of 42 here:  One For The Rednecks

Somewhat disappointing in that was that by luck of the draw WHITE did not have a direct value of 42.  It’s not every day that 227 pounds of Mexican bologna gets seized at a border crossing or inadvertent significance is placed on the word MOOK.  But patience pays off and know we have this.  Since plurals count, such as ILLUSIONS being added to their list of 113 equals dishonest, even though technically ILLUSION is not a direct synonym of dishonest, now the Keypad gives us this 42:

Yes pigeon bologna mooks, now the evil empire gets to selectively ignore that CAUCASIANS equals 42.

Go ahead and whine about YouTube censorship as much as you want. No matter what race is mentioned and whether or not it is being embraced as good or declared evil your system proves absolutely nothing.  Like yesterday, it doesn’t matter an iota if you drive around in your car and put out a “I’m really a nice guy, just misunderstood” video.  If you really believe this claptrap (and a lot of them clearly don’t, it’s just a marketing plan for the fraud) going on to social media with what is determined to be hate speech always will run the risk of getting your material flagged.  I’d have a lot more respect for the content if it simply stated “I hate XXXXX because I hate XXXXX” than going to the extent of manufacturing false ‘evidence’ to support the argument.

But, you kinda do that stuff all the time.  Wikipedia changed the height of the pentagon.  Jet fuel doesn’t burn hot enough to melt steel.  That’s not a woman, that’s obviously a tranny.  The police always lie.  You have a better chance of your video getting mocked on Tosh.0 than being taken seriously.

Which is part of the game plan.  These topics don’t matter too much except as a throw in to keep the sports predictors off balance.  Keep the new blood waiting to be leeched entertained with the “importance” of this great work.  The big picture is how the evil empire has this odd interest in sports, and they can’t even get a fairly simple concept of skin color right.  As if that even really matters in describing the quality of the human being beneath the skin.