Sunday, December 9, 2018

Sunday, Are You Ready For Some Football Gematria?

https://web.archive.org/web/20181209154053/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/12/05/a-little-break/

Well you shouldn’t be you heathen scum.  You should be in church.  Because that’s where all your gematria buddies are gathered after the service, sipping coffee and discussing the really important meaningless  gematria numbers for both teams.

Now get this, the “Ive found God lately angle has been creeping in lately.  So, if it’s like the Hubbard style “I’m a nice guy after all” occasional post thrown in among the unfounded numerical based harassment, this is not going to be a permanent change.  This closer relationship to God comes from someone who in the recent past has gone out of his way to call the Internet providers (or at least YouTube) “soulless pigs” in a video.

Personally I’d go for a sock puppet to give both sides a shot, but I’ve learned from experience that the shelf life of a devoted follower doesn’t last too long, so you can work both angles and newbies won’t know you’re acting bipolar.

Well, of course a big downside to the God angle (I presume the upside is you have a back up to the Organic Matrix to explain dreams and other bullshit) is that for instance. God=52 in Francis Bacon and Satan=52 in Jewish.  I kiiiindaaa think of the big G had any day in this he’d have made sure not to have 5,913,220,687 different elisions available so there’s no overlap like that.  Or he’s moving in mysterious ways as always.  Either way, you simply can’t trust gematria to prove anything with all the obvious numerical contradictions.

Gotta go get in touch with my personal relationship with a pee break.

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