Wednesday, August 22, 2018

ESPN Picks 2019 Super Bowl Winner With Gematria

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/New_gematria

Continuing with my current trend of being as annoying as possible about the sports angle I offer some insight from the nearly year round commentary on the NFL.

The recent MLB championship predictions on Denim Davis’s blogs reiterated some things we already  knew.  Some of these include recapitulation of paraphrased versions of actual comments by real gematria “experts”.  (Sorry for the oxymoron.)

1).   There are likely scripts for multiple teams, as there are overlapping numbers for multiple teams.  If the goal is to find 114 to match a winner then the MLB season is advanced enough to ignore the teams like the Orioles who have the gematria but where mathematically eliminated from the playoffs  two days ago.

2). The media reports the standings.  These standings are a basis for the sports version of dipshitmatic immunity.  Although I could find reasonable gematria for the Orioles to be this year’s World Series winner the eeeeeevvvvvviiillll media reports that this can’t happen.  So now we have to see if the mockery script includes a tribute to them being a spoiler.  Like knocking off a playoff contender in the last few days of the season.  Or a benches clearing brawl that injures Cy Young candidate Chris Sale.  Or something that indicates that they’re done with this mocking bullshit and just want to use magnets to trap the entire Yankees roster in the clubhouse for 2 months and ruin the playoff championships.

3). This is still the Year Of The (Under)Dog.  This is a bit more difficult to figure out exactly what this means NOW.  I suppose that it means that Boston is screwed as they are the favorite.  With the best record, in comparison everyone else is the underdog.

Now to apply this knowledge; the ability to predict months in advance to football.  The media reports that every football team has the same 0-0 record now.  With there being multiple scripts and every team having some gematria that can be pulled out of some rectum after the fact the preseason pick by ESPN is any of the NFL teams.  Because whichever team they secretly are picking will eithe:
A). Win because they are fucking geniuses.
B). Lose because the damn Freemasons found out and changed the script.

Or they can continue the trend of ignoring gematria as the bogus and useless practice it is and just keep reporting on sports.  Because when it comes down to it every advance prediction by a gematria “expert” includes criteria beyond the numerology.  Like the standings, who’s hot*, who’s injured, who’s suspended for getting liquored up and beating the shit out of their girlfriend, all the little nuances that can’t be known ahead of time that will certainly have a hoard of two and three digit numbers associated to them after the Super Bowl is finally finished.

For example.  A bit ago there was some Colts talk.  Yesterday I heard a sports commentator declare them the worst team in the division WITH A HEALTHY ANDREW LUCK.  And with the other reasons that make them an unlikely Super Bowl winner a healthy Luck is questionable.  Wise gematria “experts” will stop talking about this immediately and stick with the Patriots.

Etc....

* I find Aubrey Plaza to be rather hot in an offbeat sort of way.

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