A Tisket A Tasket, How Long Is That Casket?

Another one of the tedious, overused (only by Hubbard) bits of misinformation that is almost worthy of Factual Error Of The Month territory is the length of a coffin.

6’ deep, 8’long casket.  As if there aren’t enough numbers for DEAD, DEATH, BURIED, CASKET, COFFIN, etc....

Not only is it insipidity and proves nothing other than there are more numbers to use that aren’t even really gematria, as usual it’s just *cough* dead wrong.  There’s no International Tribunal on Casket Length or other overseeing group that says a casket has to be 8’ long.  If some NBA center dies, if sports is so dang important, does the evil cabal really expect to crush him into a box smaller than his embalmed frame?  The screenshot is several years old.  The Lawler post linked below is from last week.  So this has been featured for years, and nobody has ever pointed out that, “By the way...you’re work is great except I noticed this bit about casket length that isn’t right.” Because no gematrimook ever does actual research.

The 6’ under part is a pretty well know piece of lore, so that’s not anything to quibble about.  But a simple Google search reveals that if there were such a thing as a standard casket size it would probably be 84”=7’.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180802031215/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/07/46-74-123-147-brian-christopher-lawler.html?m=1

But that’s not really the worst of it.  Nothing says dread, dark gang of death like not keeping up with the times.  I found an article that says that as of 2011, the last year the records were tracked on it, that cremation accounted for 42% of funerals.  And with the way the available space on this planet is decreasing and less emphasis is placed on ceremony that % of cremations is increasing.  I have attended several funerals that were ashes in an urn instead of a body in a casket.

I like the Lawler post especially.  He died at 68 years old.  Ohhhh!  Scary evil empire!  Somebody around the age that people normally start dying off died!  Usually these tidbits of misinformation apply to when the gematria of the croaker equals 68 or 86 like Holloway.  But 68, I’m terribly unimpressed.  Monkey see match.  Monkey post match.

And I can’t say I’m surprised because I watched the better part of three recent videos and most of them were all old repeats of content we’ve already heard before.  So now I expect that we will get ANOTHER two digit number, 67, that won’t replace 68 but can also optionally be used as casket size.  Because instead of paying attention to all the things that are wrong and giving up, that’s the way these guys think.