We can fully understand that since baseball doesn’t have all the nifty and varied stats like football that it’s harder to find stupid things to make a big deal about. We can appreciate how much things have slowed down and the loyal masses need some content must be provided to subdue their hunger for Freemasonry mockery. We can also understand that Dan can’t make up his mind about timing, where he is amazed he just talked about a two year old topic a few days ago and that makes it a current event. So let’s feed them something that actually shows up in the news
The boys in the pinstripes are on pace to win 111 games. Oh such mockery! NEW YORK=111! Which since 111 wins is pretty impressive of course points out the obvious retort of asking, why don’t the Mets have the same pace as they are also NEW YORK.
But it is deeper than that. The frivolity of any effort in making an entire post about this is revealed by something called math. Which is supposedly important to these “gematria equations”. It’s a long 162 game regular baseball season. And:
Regardless of winning or losing the next game the Yankees pace would not be 111 wins.
50+23=73
50/73*162=110.96=111
51+23=74
51/74*162=111.65=112
50+24=74
50/74*162=109.45=109
One day of the year, they made sure to have the evil media puppets make a note about this in an article to rub our faces in the mockery. Take that you mindless sheep! Next time if you don’t through a virgin in Kilauea we’ll really fuck you up by setting things in motion so BALTIMORE=95 has a 95 win pace when it’s not even halfway through the season!
There it is. I see matchee. I post matchee. I win cookie. No prediction on if this is 111 wins at the end of the season where it might actually mean something, that is to the real baseball world instead of bullshit gematria trivia.
It kind of looks like you’re not even trying anymore.
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