Amicable Numbers And Proper Divisors

Time to through out another number fun topic for another break from cognitive bias.

Let’s pretend for a moment that the New World Matrix or Organic Order or whatever bizarre incompatible mishmash of of shoehorned in powers controlling the coding really did decide that prime numbers were super cool and scary.

So these so called astute researchers latched on to the properties of a number and loaded up the prime number list into a database.  Now I’m temporarily dropping it  after  my one jab at the Organic Matrix since I find the idea that the Organic Matrix giving a fuck about prime numbers so laughable it’s way too distracting, so let’s talk about the scum of the earth, the selectively incompetent NWO for the rest of this.

So now let’s think about super hot chick Karen Gillan, since I’m a sexist pig and like to think of her.  And something happens to her that’s newsworthy, like she blows up Jodie Whittaker’s* house over jealousy of landing the first female Doctor Who job.  And there’s this big ass headline that sums to 563 in ordinal, and since OCULUS, a Karen movie, is 563 in Jewish this story becomes obviously important.  That 563 is prettttttyy unlikely to get another match in ordinal and reduction, no way.  But 563 is the 103rd prime number.  So the NWO can do some serious mocking with some 103’s.

But, what if our headline didn’t cough up a convenient prime?  Those pesky Masons must have been up to something.  There’s the Sum of the Divisors option.  But the sum is always an even number.  Even if they come up with the mostly ignored sum of the divisors connection (so unused it really should be just dropped) there’s no chance of a hint of the beloved prime numbers.  I seem to recall a video someone admitted that the NWO looooooovvvveeessss primes.

The way you acknowledge sum of the divisors and primes is the sum of the proper divisors.  The divisors of the number other than the number itself.  The only proper divisor of a prime is 1.  There’s already a use for 563 on the prime number list.  No sense in looking for it in the sum of all divisors 563+1=564.

For example, 125.  The sum of all divisors is 156.  The sum of the proper divisors is 1+5+25=31.  Behold!  Stare in awe you mindless sheep, as 31 is a prime number!  Look upon our power and despair the next time the Cavaliers score 125 points!   MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

However.....

The proper divisors debunks itself by a feedback loop stemming from Amicable Numbers. A pair of numbers whose sum of proper divisors equal the other number.

220➡️1+2+4+5+10+11+20+22+44+55+110=284
284➡️1+2+4+71+142=220

So if there was any significance to lists of numbers including divisors there are loads of land mines.  All divisors is even sillier than proper divisors.  Every prime number being totally disregarded?  That’s so unfair.  There are more amicable number pairs, but the next pair is 1184 and 1210 which is already outside the useful range of three digits.  And the NWO being as lazy as they are loved dropping zeroes and amicable number pairs have lots of zeroes that would be confusing.

I think it’s time to drop the concept of divisors completely, especially since it’s never used.

*. But don’t mess with Jenna Coleman.  She is the Antichrist, after all.