Dan Is Amazed
Don’t act too surprised. Dan is amazed and since we’re still trying to recover from the amazement market crash of 1986 there’s not a lot of genuine amazement around. Amazement futures point towards a solid opening when the market bell rings this morning, but who knows what will happen when the President gives his State of the Eclipse address at noontime. To a lesser extent:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180509053906/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/05/hawaii-earthquakevolcano-and.html?m=1
And the commentary to this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=193s&v=w
What we got here is some good old fashioned shoehorning. Although a bit of an upgrade. If you listen to the first few minutes of the video commentary Dan suggests being dumbstruck by the repetitive symbolism he keeps seeing. The eagle. The bridge. The Jesuits. The moon. First, an upgrade in terminology here. Symbolism is a catch all that describes clue, riddle, tribute or sacrifice regardless of if the numbers are in the past or anticipated in the future. Useful information when playing the amazement futures market.
Take for example NORTH KOREA=145. Dan has selectively forgotten you’re not supposed to make up phrases as nowhere in the warning message was NORTH KOREA ever mentioned. The evil media suggested simply BALLISTIC MISSLE. Certainly North Korea makes the most sense as the point of origin, but the evil media didn’t say so. As it obviously was not a real missle (unless the symbolism is showing that this is a cover up and Hawaii has been wiped off the map) this constitutes shopping around for matches. He has generously upgraded his list of shoehorned terms to moon and eclipse terminology since the Gematrinator incessantly yammers about them and he reads that material. Operating on the standard of “you are my friend and I agree with you today” those shoehorned matches are acceptable. However, we can be certain that if it were suggested that RUTABAGA=145 in reverse this would have no impact on him, since a rutabaga is higher up the intelligence scale.
Another Failed Eclipse Prediction
I’m not sure where he got this idea from.
https://web.archive.org/save/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/all-recent-posts/
I don’t remember a single post predicting an eclipse ritual for May 5th. Reviewing the post titles there’s nothing that screams out, “May 5th eclipse ritual!” There haven’t been that many videos and none of those scream eclipse ritual in their title. It looks like another claimed prediction manufactured in hindsight. Which makes sense since when the amazement futures market is down the amazement pasts markets are up and the cosmic balance is maintained.
Go ahead and claim your victory and pick up your Sizzler coupons or whatever your YAWNO prize is. Because as there were no deaths or even serious injuries this is hardly some kind of major cataclysm. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/science/956681/hawaii-volcano-eruption-death-toll-injured-kilauea-volcano-USGS-alert/amp
Zip, zero, naught, nada, none, nihil, butkus, diddly. Because nothing says major eclipse tribute like inconvenience and property damage.
While on the topic, what do you guys have against Hawaii? Bad binge drinking experience at a luau or is it that Australia is too big an island to pick on or what? I’ll bet they have rutabagas in Wollongong somewhere.
Teaching The Chilblains
There’s no radio show tonight. 🙁
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Wb8CpzMjZaTf/
Hubbard is on the road to teach our underachieving children how gematria will make everything better. And he’s offered up a video to appease the masses hungry for misinformation, instead of putting it out like he promised he’d do for the $11 per month subscription fee.
I can’t wait to hear about the part where he explains that name connections aren’t a coincidence except when it comes to Googling his name and someone that likes schoolchildren a little bit too much.
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