Logical Fallacy Ping Pong

Ping Pong 🏓 Paddle me this, Batman.  What’s more fun than watching gematrimooks read harsh criticism and use it to correct mistakes?  Pointing out that the alternatives are no better since there’s no merit in gematria.  You can keep bouncing around between defenses to try and cloud the issue, but it’s so weak you can’t cover every hole.

But let’s start off with an update on the Patreon subscriptions.

Now we’re back to a goal of 1000 patrons instead of 10000.  I pointed out that with stagnating new subscribers that it would take at least months and more likely years before a goal of 10000 subscriptions would be reached.  News flash:  Now that you’re losing subscribers faster than replacing them you still have no chance of reaching 1000 patrons.  Y’all been better off just buying the book on Etsy.  You can play ping pong changing your goal as much as you want between them.  Or you could just say, “Okay, just kidding about the podcasts and videos and patron only posts.  Please send money to PayPal to support me because I’m such a nice guy with a proven track record of being so trustworthy.”






Now let’s turn to a comment on Dan’s blog related to dipshitmatic immunity.

I could have made a whole blog post about the changing things around multiple times.  Really, we only need the last sentence and one other not very well thought out combination of ideas.

Spelling out “two hundred fifty four” on purpose in lowercase to get a match.  Oh yeah, I’m sure the Freemasons gathered around the table, lit the sandalwood candles, unleashed the killer lorikeets on a group of unsuspecting virgin maidens and decided this one time only they were going to make sure to hide their mockery by lowercase letters.  That makes all kinds of fucking sense.  It’s so obvious, how could I never have known that.

Now to take a step back from the ping pong table.  The wording “The language of gematria”, after a short few weeks, has been dropped and it’s referenced as a system, method, or as Denim Dumbass failed NBA predictions Decodings now says, “a secret number code”.  Or it’s just called gematria.  And especially with 113 but globally as well (since in practice they just want to say the media is evil) we get that instead of the entire language being encoded, it’s just what the evil media says.

Where did the evil media print this story, or any story for that matter, with a three digit number being spelled out?  Really.  We all want to know.  Good grammar guidelines the evil media uses follow one of two conventions, either numbers less than 10 are spelled out only or spell out numbers that are two words or less.  And you got yourself a couple too many words there.  I’m also pretty confident that shopping around for matches you would have thrown an AND in there if it worked out.  Also, well you’re stuck with evil media only because of your unfortunate choice of screen name with both Marian and Marcus having the hoax RAM name.

Except that because of dipshitmatic immunity it’s only what the evil media says.  Except that the evil media didn’t print up a story of the Academy of A&S with “two hundred fifty four”.  And back and forth we go.  Serve, volley, volley, volley, volley, volley.....volley infinity.  And we still haven’t gotten to any correlation between the number and exactly what caused it to be and why.  Just blind faith in the system.  Blind ping pong.

Here’s another serve of the ping pong ball.  113 is the mainstream media number of dishonesty.  GEMATRIA’S EVIDENCE OF A HOAX=113 in full reduction.  Now if the evil empire gets wind that a story is figured out by the astute researchers and it’s a hoax, all they need to do is put one headline out there:
GEMATRIA’S EVIDENCE OF A HOAX:  And then copy and paste the entire gematrimook material into the story.  Now the entire hoax story is DISHONEST.  Which means it’s not a hoax.  Which means it’s the way it really happened.  But wait, they don’t want us to know we figured it out because we’re smart and they don’t know we’re on to them!  Oh yeah, except you brag about when they flip the script by changing numbers on Wikipedia and having the Eagles beat the Patriots (insert sports upset of your choice) to MAKE YOU LOOK BAD!  If I was an evil empire into mockery this GEMATRIA’S EVIDENCE OF A HOAX=113 headline would be the first thing I’d do just to fuck with your mind.  That’s some serious mockery.  But wait, they don’t just mock they’re too powerful to waste their effort on that.  But wait, didn’t I just see the word “mockery” like every frigging day?  Back and forth and back and forth.