The Gematria Factual Errors Of The Month, May 2018

Due to recency bias I mention:

http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/05/subtropical-strom-alberto-makes.html?m=1

There we go with that “Oh the odds...” bullshit line again.  You’re not qualified to make a judgment on probability until you can produce a number.  The Earth has a lot of water.  There are lots of “stroms” everyday.  Lots of floods.  You can bet that every major tropical storm that doesn’t just stay out at sea is going to cause flooding and damage and will make the news.  The burden of proof is on you to prove that this is abnormal instead of dismissing it with a wave of the hand and proclaiming it to be something the evil powers that be produced.  Geez, there’s even flooding from heavy thunderstorms in London from yesterday.  I wonder if there’s flooding everyday.  There’s multiple causes, dams breaking, storms, snow melting.  And sometimes they stay around for weeks.  Surely if you count every tiny stream in the world there’s a good chance at least one of them that overruns the banks.  But, it’s not for me to prove this.

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Now lately we’ve been getting a lot of these photographic evidence stories that don’t have much or any gematria at all behind them.  Or more commonly it’s a non-gematria story by someone with crank magnetism that will believe anything you tell them.  Here’s one from social media this month that started back in 2017 and is still getting spread around.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect suggests that I’m likely to overestimate others.  I genuinely do have superior powers of observation.  And since I approach this with the attitude of guilty until proven innocent I’m actually looking for trouble.  But this is absolute lack of critical thinking and just assuming that “if someone agrees with me today it must be true.”

Instead of having to look up what’s going on with German gas prices (a valid choice since I had not even heard about this) the thing that jumps out to me is the lack of color in the cars.  Shouldn’t there be at least one red car out of all those vehicles?  Then I see why.  Looking at the cars I see the people.  Every single one of them has black hair.  In Germany.

Oh, what are the odds?

This is from a Chinese traffic jam and I find it highly unlikely that the creator of this did not know that.  Eventually this picture caught the attention of the Illuminati Exposed Facebook group and then disseminated amongst numerous clueless and lazy minions who lack critical thinking and will believe anything.

And yet, they wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

Reverse Gematria Defined And Explained

It took me awhile to figure out how I wanted to word this one.  This relates to the historical definition  of gematria and how it’s vastly different these days.  In practice, because of sports, the majority of dialogue about gematria is now Reverse Gematria or Retrograde Gematria if I want to throw out a fancier word.

Starting off with what Reverse Gematria is not:

It is not the application of the misnamed Reverse Ordinal, Reverse Reduction or any of the various Reverse elisions.  Those are a forgivable naming convention to indicate that the alphabetic order is assigned starting with Z instead of A.

I’m far too lazy to retype a dictionary definition of gematria, so there’s the historical definition of it, like Zom said, “back when gematria was gematria”.  If you click on the link at the bottom of that Google search you get the chart that will follow, shortly.

This definition can be abbreviated accurately enough as WORDS=NUMBERS.  Nowhere does it say gematria has anything to do with GPS coordinates, number of times a video has been liked or disliked, the digits of Pi, the time a news article was released or anything involving a number that is just a number not derived from applying the elision of your choice.

The use of just numbers without words has been falsely and quite intentionally claimed to be part of a mathematical equation.  The idea being that if A=B and A=C therefore A=C.  The missing mathematical step in gematria is A=B or C or D or E or F or, etc....  And it’s impossible to identify which of the damned near infinite “or’s” A is equal to.

The two biggest changes in gematria that have occurred are shoehorning in the Freemasons and in what I’m in all sincerity calling the brilliant incorporation of sports statistics.  Somewhere, somehow, someday in the 2000-2010 era someone got the bright idea to use just numbers as the starting point then reverse engineering it into words.

The final score of the baseball game, 5-1.  That’s 51, 15 or prime number raw material or any number of more ridiculous alterations.  Let’s just call it 51 for now.  If a random person walks up to you on the street and says 51 and nothing else, what’s the translation?  The other side of the equation?

Reverse Gematria provides partial reinforcement by allowing easy access to many matches that outwardly seem to make some sense.  Pitcher wearing jersey number 17 throws 17 pitches in an inning and the opposing batter hits his 17th home run of the year.  Those that truly understand statitistics know that occasionally not only might this happen, given enough time it absolutely will happen.

But Reverse Gematria goes too far and winds up digging its own grave since they still pretend that this magical gematria knowledge (use your sarcasm voice when reading that) has predictive value.  And this is easily tested in a scientific manner.  Unbiased person picks a word from the dictionary at random.  After they run it through all the different elisions and all the “valid” methods of changing a number into another one the number is given to a gematria so called expert.  Okay smartass, what’s the word?  The same applies to the niggling details in a sporting event.  In the crudest, most unrefined refutation, since single digit numbers count all you need to do is pick any digit at random and find some stupid statistic and the expert probably won’t even get the game it came from right much less the detail.  Need I remind you that this 4 could be a tribute to Jackie Robinson’s 4th at bat in whatever game he played in I want to focus on?  Here’s your 4, now predict or tell me the other side of the equation.

So, Reverse Gematria is the process of changing numbers into words.

Highly speculative on my part, but the activity chart and modern use of sports statistics does coincide.  Think about it, if sports were proclaimed by the major mooks to be not rigged and the crowd only was allowed to do actual gematria on WORDS I think it would be disappear.  They really don’t seem to be talking about Freemasons so much and mostly want an edge for wagering.  Good luck with that.

On a predictive side note, the Gematrinator has made a prediction for today.  Read this in your sarcasm voice- he’s boldly predicted that something will happen today.

The POOFTERs, Sports Gematria Gone Crazy

Denim, oh Denim.  You’ve really gone and done it now.  I usually rely on the Gematrinator to introduce some crazy new concept that doesn’t make sense and now you’re in danger of stepping in his territory.  And I have to pay my crack acronym creation team double overtime on this.

http://dddecodings.blogspot.com/2018/05/scriptedrigged-nba-playoffs-wcf-game-7.html?m=1

Splitting the prediction into a percentage chance.  This is truly not a terribly well thought out idea.  So I will begin with the standard question.  Do you know what the word “predict” means?  In the case of a sports playoff game it’s a definite one or the other.  There’s no partial credit and shouldn’t be any participation awards.  Predicting both teams has been around forever, but never before elevated to this level of mookdom.  Your supposed to just be Nostradamus and word it vaguely like you started off.  “My decodes show the Cavaliers will likely win, but notice that Boston could be 7-7 all time on Tuesday afternoon playoff games and Boston = 77 in reverse”.  Don't do anything to highlight that you are actually picking both teams.  Let the flunkies in the comments do that.  Or instead of flunkies, let’s call them POOFTERs.  Percentage Of Outrageous Futility Through Erroneous Reasoning.  My acronym team loves that one since we have a decidedly pro-Australian bias here, and they are still giggling.

The full story just behind the sports angle is that this % chances were just introduced when the waffling started when it looked like the Cavs prediction might not hold up.  Also amusing is that the first percentage was listed as ECF game 7 was Cleveland 77% Boston 33% until somebody correctly pointed out that this is 110% and was quickly changed to 70-30.  I would have preferred the Boston victory just for a clean sweep on ineptitude.  But as has been detailed here, the laws of probability dictate that you must be right sometime.  So 2018 is still the year that ruined sports gematria because the majority of picks were for Houston.  But just a slight majority.  Now your bracket is totally busted as your winner is toast.  Nanner Nanner Boo Boo.

Why this is important isn’t as much about the sports game but the big picture of why these games are supposedly rigged and by whom.  Your attempt to mimic the sports commentator style of breaking the chances in to a percentage makes no sense in regards to Freemasons or Organic Matrix coding of terrorist bombs and celebrity deaths.  It’s easy to see there’s no complete consensus of opinion on who is going to win a single sports game.  And nothing says malignant sect of terror mongers like being able to code multiple outcomes into a single event.  Congratulations.  You’ve just highlighted exactly why gematria doesn’t work.

Since somebody commented about 113 points maybe being a DISHONEST outcome, let’s look at it this way.  If you’re “allowed” to be a poofter and split the decode into percentages, you might say SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL=113 and MAINSTREAM=113.  Typically this is not split.  It’s 100% “obvious” or other such unfounded language.  Now you can say, “I think this is a 65% chance this is a pure hoax, 25% chance it’s the Organic Matrix and 20% chance it’s an eclipse ritual”.  Yes, that doesn’t equal 100%; I’m being a dick.

Now watch this.

“I think this is 95% chance pure hoax, I think the Organic Matrix is bullshit and silly, 0%.  But TRUE EVENT=113 in reverse, so it might be real”.

And for the sake of thoroughness.  I think SANDY HOOK is 100% real.  And I really don’t like the way you POOFTERs speak ill of the dead with your manufactured evidence.  Just so we’re clear on the big picture.

For various unspoken reasons the sports angle gets a lot more attention and many of the commenters just ignore the New World Takeover story.  This does not give you a free pass from hanging out with the wrong crowd even if you don’t talk about killing innocent school children.  As a gesture of good faith, I updated my How To Predict A Sports Championship With Gematria post with a link to your blog.

Your welcome.

Please Do’s And Please Do Not’s

Now I have to look up something I don’t know.  I started to title this and it looked weird.  If you tell someone to “mind their p’s and q’s” you use the apostrophe, not “mind your ps and qs”.  Now if I tell someone I have a list of Don’ts.  “Please Don’t’s”.  That looks weird.

Anyway, excepting the usual do nots that always apply for time and space reasons.  And unless otherwise specifically mentioned here.

Please Do:  Numerology on astrology terms.  Seems normal enough like substituting zodiac signs for holy text.
Please Do Not: Talk about phases of the moon and orbits looking like the infinity symbol and such while talking astrology.  That’s astronomy and they don’t mix.  Unless you want to say what the organic matrix has planned for us a couple of hundred thousand years from now when the constellations look nothing like they do now.

Please Do:  Provide a list of numbers ahead of time that are magical and show what the numbers mean.
Please Do Not:  Show a list of numbers that you mostly never use like Denim Dumbass has copied into posts.  http://www.masonicdictionary.com/numbers.html.  Where’s the 33?

Please Do:  Make up your mind about the organic matrix.  I would think the OM is all encompassing and a lot further up the food chain.  The OM has got to have a lot better idea of why 113 must mean DISHONEST and MAINSTREAM instead of VERACIOUS or THEOREMS.  If the Freemasons stoke the code to make constant eclipse rituals I think there would be a nasty phone call.  “Hey, Freemasons.  Organic Matrix here.  Get your own damn code, knock it the fuck off.”
Please Do Not:  Pretend you can tell the difference in between the two sources.

Please Do:  Continue the backpedal on the “all police being bad”.  Glad you agree.
Please Do Not:  Call them up.  Even if Scott Israel is a bad Freemason he’s not the one that’s going to field the call and it’s just going to make more work for someone else.  Masonic or not they are a brotherhood and kinda stick together.  You’re not winning any friends.  Same applies to politicians and sportswriters to a degree.

Please Do:  Make more videos.  I’m getting a little bored and not ready to retire, yet.
Please Do Not:  Claim that YouTube has censored you and you can’t.

Please Do:  Handle numeronyms consistently.  Now I see from the gematria of 3peat done recently that the calculator adds the 3 into the letter values.
Please Do Not:  I suppose it’s way too much to ask that you can admit that prior gematria with a number being a null value was just wrong.  So please don’t say things like “If you drop the 3 from 3peat it equals 66 and that means...” going forward.

Please Do:  Continue the cessation of promoting your book using your Mom’s Twitter account.  Sure her Etsy wreaths were getting advertised all along, but it just seems rude.  It’s nice to see Mom loves her boy and supports him, but.
Please Do Not:  Send out tweets that should be made from the FTFM Twitter account.

Mom’s followers look to be all Etsy craft sellers and they probably just choose to ignore the book sales.  Mom is following some people that are probably more like the kind of target audience you should be trying to reach.  (Elizabeth Warren, Michelle Obama...must be a Democrat).  Based on what you’ve said before, Mom and the possibly non-existent girlfriend don’t appove of all your activity.  Leaving me to guess, I don’t think it’s actually her or she even knows you’ve hijacked her social media.  What’s going on?  Is she chained up in the basement and only resuscitated long enough to sign checks for the mortgage and utility bills?  Use the perfectly viable FTFM twitter.  It’s just rude.

Dunning-Kruger Effect And Gematria

This should take a surprising turn if you are familiar with the DKE.  If you want some “real” source material, then there’s Wikipedia or https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740.

Or in short, and incorrectly and antagonisticly put:
Stupid people don’t realize they are stupid.

Quite unfair because the psychologists that like to blather about this insert the more tepid “incompetence” for “stupid”.  Just like you don’t need to be mentally ill to have flawed logic you don’t need to be stupid to be incompetent.

The thing about gematria is that it’s not really practiced by exceptionally incompetent people.  They mostly know grammar with a few laughable exceptions which I’ve pointed out because my fans like that kind of thing.  They certainly know how to use a computer.  We can guess that they function well enough in society and may one day have viable offspring.  What we have is gematria being rigged for success.  After you spend a little bit of time learning that there’s not really any rules the real challenge would be not to find a match between literally, absolutely any two given events.

In the literature the focus is pretty heavy on the incompetence, but there is the other side of the coin.  People who are competent overestimate others.  I find it brutally obvious that prime numbers don’t work by simply pointing out that via use of them TRUTH matches with DISHONEST.  Therefore, I’m the problem, except this presents the opportunity to rehash some of the core values of this blog.

The target audience is not so much the same personalities that keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again.  There’s finally a significant amount of material recorded in several spots that an objective, unbiased newcomer can reference.  No longer does a sportswriter have to be told that they are an idiot because they don’t understand gematria and how obvious sports is rigged and only bump into a pro gematria illogic festival.

Science and logic are clearly on my side.  Probability mathematics, misquoted facts, logical fallacies. It’s not enough to post a comment to a video that says someone is wrong without specifics of exactly what is wrong.  The more detailed refutations that I’ve seen get deleted as soon as they are discovered.  Those with an agenda (money or admiration) don’t like this material.  Because of the Dunning Kruger Effect it is useless to argue directly with the utterly clueless unless you love playing lorikeet chess.

Now an example. I first started looking up Dunning Kruger about a week ago.  Yesterday I had a video about it show up in my recommendations on YouTube without me actually searching for it.  I can only guess why, but I try to guess why before assuming that the Organic Matrix is stalking me.  Or I ignore it and move on with life.  This is probably because I used Google to look it up.  No big deal.  The utterly clueless will use confirmation bias to take care of the guessing and insist it is not just a guess but must be reality.  Whatever the cause, I have absolutely no proof and insisting it is reality solely because it tidily fits my view of the world is wrong, hence I pretty much choose to ignore it and move on with life.

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How on Earth can you know without any doubt that Event A is the Organic Matrix and Event B is the evil cabal intentionally coding?  Now there’s a huge difference between them and me, because they pretty much seem to have near omniscience about everything, while I have to fart around the Internet for an hour looking up “phrase for stupid people not knowing their stupid” but I actually take the time to do it.

YouTube Video Reporting Changes

Edit:  YouTuber Bearing had his channel deleted.  Numerous supporters have made videos about this.  In YouTube’s search box you can type in Bearing and find them.  These do a good job of explaining how arbitrary and unspecified the flagging and striking process I describe here is.

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Mostly my answer to the upcoming question is that it’s too early to tell.

Google/YouTube has “upgraded” their reporting guidelines.  The process by which people wound up too tight can flag a video for review to see if its a violation of community guidelines.  Now instead of just flagging a video and letting the powers that be decide to try and read your mind you can whine about what exactly is the content that offends you.

I’m already pinned as a paid shill of the dark cabal so I don’t care about what “they” think about how I found this.  Instead of trying to to flag videos, which as you will read I find to be useless at best and counterproductive at worst, I approached this the same way I do when I get a new computer game.  To hell with reading the rules, just start messing around.  The graphics had changed, like the thumbs up and down buttons are huge now, and I wanted to see what else was going on and pretty much clicked on everything.

It used to be you only had a few options to choose from which was silly since even if you could further choose from the four menu items they didn’t have all the possibilities covered.  Now you can be a lot more specific.  Nine menu options, then a drop down menu (except for child abuse and terrorism - guess they figure those are self-explanatory*) and then a dialogue box that you can provide additional information.  And if you’re really being helpful it automatically throws in the time stamp when you flagged the video.

Now, is this a good idea?  Too early to tell.  But if I have to choose between yes and no, I’m still at a big fat “NO”.

Long time readers recognize I’ve addressed this before and my thoughts haven’t changed.  Flagging videos is useless because it just pisses off the flagged person and since they are already convinced they’re right and have a proven track record of not being able to understand reality they get more annoying than they were before.

If the flagging process was ever taken seriously Zachary Hubbard Channel #15 never would have existed.  Somewhere around the 3rd or 4th they might have gotten a clue that they’ve been down this path before and it’s not going to end well.  A huge waste of their time as well as Hubbard’s.  And the blame rests 99% on the shoulders of Google for this. So, I’m actually kind of on “their side” on this.

This *could* be a start and of more changes that need to be followed through.  I have my doubts.  The key ingredient that is different now is the dialogue box for additional information and what happens with it.

For comparison, the old days before The Box.  The flagged party, as a requirement of the Truther Articles Of Confabulation, is obligated (apparently) to call the Wahmbulance! and whine about it.  With only four options the strike from Google always appeared as “violation of our community guidelines” on hate speech, bullying or copyright infringement.  Section 3 of the Articles requires pointing out that Google is wrong and the video is clean.  Insert pretty adjectives to spice up the whine.  Nothing says you’re right like spiced whine.  Genuinely amazed or just trying to save face we’ve seen this ad infinitum.

Now if Google really, really cared, don’t you think they could be more specific?  Like point out exactly what was the offensive three seconds in an hour long video?  You know, so the same mistakes aren’t repeated?  It would save everybody a lot of time.  Videos could be produced ahead of time forearmed with the knowledge of what to avoid.  Flaggers time is saved knowing that complaining about trivial bullshit is a waste.  And Google can spend less time as a result.

I imagine I’m not the only one that’s pointed this out and The Box could be the missing link.  “You talked about red jellybeans starting at 1:27 of the video.  These are protected under our hate speech violations per the Illawarra Jellybean Consortium Of 1936.  Please don’t do it again.”  Second violation, “We told you about the red jellybeans.  Knock it off, we’re serious.”  And on the flaggers side, instead of just ignoring them, “Don’t tell us about the red jellybeans.  They’re just fucking jellybeans, get a life.”

This may be the intent, but the time and resources to police it.  Pffffttt.

Looks like lip service paid to appease government pressure.

Stupid People Should Not Have Computers

I’m feeling a bit testy today so I’m gonna take it out on the rest of the world.

Outside of gematria we have a pretty clear case of wasted resources on problems of a global scale.  Our good friend bitcoin is an energy sucking vampire.  https://www.google.com/amp/s/grist.org/article/bitcoins-energy-use-got-studied-and-you-libertarian-nerds-look-even-worse-than-usual/amp/

I’m not an economist, I don’t play one on TV and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.  BUT it sure looks like a bad track is being followed here.  Outside of a more conventional bubble bursting economically the electricity usage of bitcoin is not sustainable and something has to be done.  All this computing power that in theory could be used to help save from the planet from global warming, diverted to a money making scheme.

I’m not at all surprised to see a couple of gematria mooks talking about bitcoin on Twitter.  Which reinforces my belief, and let’s expand the post title.  Stupid people with too much free time on their hands should not have computers.  Now that we’ve segued into gematria, the picture of the day:

No wonder our planet is fucked.  Another person just typing random, disjointed thoughts and forcing a connection.  Oh lookie here.  Now I can’t even go to a tanning salon and get bronzed because TAN means SaTAN.  Now, the evil tanning and Kardashian tie in does make a lot of sense and that’s a program lots of us can get on board with.  The damage they could do in front of a keyboard is staggering.  The setback in progress would take us back to the Bronzed Age.  (Get it??!)

But it’s not really the tanning that concerns me.  The root of the problem is not just an ordinary root, it’s a square root.  With no historical precedent square roots count, too,  The ancient Greeks got bored one day and just started playing around with square roots and isopsephy.  Yet this square root elision has not been officially unveiled.  The rounding has never bothered any of you mooks, so there’s no good reason to worry now.  Heck, you even lopped of this square root which is pretty frigging close to a halfway point between integers without batting a fingernail*.

And that doesn’t bother me as much as squaring is involved in Pi.  Pi squared.  Circles.  But the function is called squaring, not circling.  Square root with all the magic circle mumbo jumbo.  I probably should mention here that Satan is in this narrative and he’s confused and/or pissed about what this does to his Beast Mark.  (Beastmark™️-the Satanic German bitcoin).

And that doesn’t bother me as much as that it’s a square root of 33.  The not reducing a master number story takes another hit.  Is no rule in Sacred Geometry sacred enough that it can’t be broken?**
Look, dude or dudette, I get it.  You’re bored out of your mind talking about the same two digit numbers over and over again.  You think you’re being clever.  You’re not.  I can play around with a multifunction calculator all day and come up with all kinds of weird stuff to help change numbers into other numbers.  I’ll even give you one now free of charge! Tau.

Tau is mathematically exactly two times Pi.  See! Pi!  It’s got to be cool!  And there’s mathematical history where some legitimate actual mathematicians argue it’s more important than Pi and go so far as to say the Pi people are wrong!  And NOBODY in the gematria world talks about it!  The Greek letters, Tau sort of looks like half a Pi.  Half.  Two times Pi.  1/2 x 2=1.  The cosmic balance is maintained!  Now don’t tell anyone where you heard it from, I’ve got a bad reputation.  You know, all the thorough debunking and stuff.  I promise you, you will win a cookie.  Heck, a truckload of cookies.  Or at least two pies.

And all of that doesn’t bother me as much as all the wasted energy using a computer for gematria.  This secret code just gets easier and easier to crack with each passing day.  Since any idiot with a computer or a cat walking on a keyboard can find new values.

*. Eyelashes, fingernails.  Both made of Keratin.  Sounds like CARROT.  14 carat gold.  Dan will be happy about this.

**. So inconsistent.  Nothing screws up a good carrot soup like the consistency being too runny or too lumpy.  See above.

Sandy Hook, Line & Sinker

I’m not a big fan of the use of psychological projection.  When the updated story about Sandy Hook first showed up on the Gematrinator blog I dismissed it as another insipid eclipse ritual, but now we’re back to the original story that it never happened.  Strange, is it not, to fake a tragedy for a ritual?

https://web.archive.org/web/20180524064259/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/05/23/pakistani-girl-killed-in-santa-fe-high-school-shooting/

https://web.archive.org/web/20180524065438/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/05/18/sandy-hook-elementary-shooting-2012/

So we’re too stupid to look at the evidence and correctly determine what is true and what isn’t?  You had to mention confirmation bias.  I’m not a big fan of confirmation bias.  Break out your notebooks fans of mine, let’s take him to school.  This is a good one to save up to instantly dismiss anything regarding Sandy Hook and gematria and by logical extension  the entire false flag truther hoax storyline.

In a lot of respects you can identify who is clueless and who is deliberately manufacturing ersatz evidence by the manner in which they defend their arguments.  The hook here, is Sandy Hook.  A trap that is a part of history.  Something the truthers simply will not let rest. The line:  The line we’re being fed that you tried to disprove gematria and found out that in fact it does work.  The sinker:  You just won’t leave it alone.  And as is so often the case with me the repetition Urks me.  So I’ve saved up a 113 for a shooting hoax.

All we need to do is look at the claim is supposedly false, present the gematria already recorded in various blog posts and video comments, put up a couple of screen shots and instantly any rational person with no confirmation bias can understand this.
SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL=113
So we know why that’s in the story.
Now what if we thought that maybe the event was real.  Like maybe if we were an unbiased astute researcher.  Instead of the kind of person that has recently done things like the gematria of FASTEST PITCH EVER when the accompanying news story linked into the blog post doesn’t call it the fastest pitch ever in the headline or story, but instead the FASTEST STRIKE EVER.  In other words, the kind of person that will go PhraseShopping until his confirmation bias finds a number he links.

You’ll have a good chance of finding out that TRUE EVENT=113

One of my greatest sources of amusement was the time Dan accused me of trying to discredit him.  A lot of that is because of the remarkable job he does of discrediting himself.  But pretty much all of them have at least checked here and not given any indication that several extremely clear cut examples like this don’t affect their desire to keep spitting out their hate speech.

2018, The Sports Year That Ruined Gematria

People will recall for quite some time that the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl this February.

The NBA playoffs are already a proven disappointment.  A casual new observer may wonder how I make that claim if reviewing my posts about Denim Davis Decodes. After all, he can still have correctly picked the Rockets beating the Cavaliers in the finals.  If there’s any cosmic justice the Warriors or Celtics will play for the title, or both.  Even without that he’s already comitted three of the major sins of those trying to predict sports with gematria.

1). He’s insisted on predicting on a game by game basis.  Not a good idea.  It’s much better off to just pick the finalists and a champ and go from there.  The Celtics making it to the ECF has already clunked his bracket.

2). His final four was loaded with three favorites- Houston, Golden State and Cleveland.  Big deal.  Where’s the gematria on the FTFM blog supporting the Sixers making the playoffs?  Any dumbass can pick the favorites once the playoff teams are set.

3). The new one.  It already happened once before with the Cavs-Pacers series.  Now it’s two more strikes.  If you look at his blog, he has now picked all four teams to win.  “Whoever wins tonight’s scripted game four will advance” and other similar bullshit comments.  I’m not surprised in the slightest since the “oh they flipped the script” thing is an easy out.

Enough basketball.  I only brought it up because I wanted to emphasize the Sixers that nobody chirped about until it became obvious that they were one of the better teams in the East.  Add that to the Eagles that nobody saw coming preseason and it shows that I’m a huge Philly fan and....no, wait.  I can’t stand Philly and their obnoxious battery throwing fans because every single one of them is evil and to save money the City should have a public execution of a welfare recipient every day and sell tickets to see it!

The real gem in the sports clunk fest is the Las Vegas Golden Knights.  And somebody posted a comment that allows me the opportunity to share my research.

This comment suggest a grim perspective of rampant fraud and collusion in the sports betting world.  Although there is fraud the industry is regulated and this is a typical unfounded claim with no evidence.  “Well obviously this is my thinking cap so it must be right”. Although the idea of somebody walking up to a bookie with a suitcase full of $50,000 and walking away with $25 million is great for a Hollywood movie, that’s not the way sports betting works.

A common misconception is that the odds are Las Vegas guessing who is going to win.  Instead the odds are a self correcting number to encourage an equal amount of wagers on both teams.  If a lot of money starts pouring in for one team the odds are adjusted accordingly.  The “house always wins” because of the vigorish or their cut.  A good analogy is horse racing where the payoffs are based on the pool of bets wagered by everyone.  The underhorse wins, somebody has a lucky day but they are actually being paid by all the people that wagered on other ponies.  A clearer example is poker  (although not a better example).  You win a hand, you don’t get all the pot, the House gets their cut or “rake”.  The losers still pay the winners, and the house always wins.

Specifically to the Knights I found this:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-playoffs-2018-if-golden-knights-win-the-stanley-cup-vegas-sportsbooks-are-big-losers/amp/

If you look at the fully story from that link and other sources the odds were less than 500-1 to start, then self corrected to encourage betting.  The largest wager here - $400.  And a dozen chump change bets, probably just for grins.  Certainly nobody mortgaged the house looking for a multi million dollar payoff.  Over a few months the odds dropped to 200-1.  As time marched on the self correction got to 9-2 by the time the story ended.

Now the correction is not immediate, so Vegas would prefer the Knights to lose in the finals, but overall the process always holds true, about equal money on both teams.  So the general public certainly didn’t think the Knights would make it this far.  And now to gematria.

Of course nobody said a word about it preseason.  The only consistent pseudo-prediction was a vague, “looks like a Canadian team” line that Winnipeg losing shot down.  Of the four major US sports, hockey sucks the most for gematria because the scoring is so low.  Gematria has failed miserably this year and will never, ever be able to predict the next Knights style improbable playoff run.

For the most part they just use the last line of defense* in this situation.  Just don’t talk about it and hope nobody notices.  Unfortunately hockey is under the “all sports are rigged” umbrella and some attention is paid to it instead of completely ignoring it.

*I guess actually second to last.  Somebody may try to get away with outright lying.

The Falsity Of The Organic Matrix “Upgrade”

*Warning- religious content*

Did you know the Freemasons stole the “code” from God?

Somebody actually said that and certainly in practice that’s the common opinion.  Even the most vile terrorist attack will end up having a Pi tribute thrown in or the distance to the Moon will pop up or something that implies my old friends the NIPTUCKs, the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads, are involved.

The government has weather control technology and they want to mock us with sports rigging.  Yet, the NIPTUCKs are responsible for the thunderstorms in the humanly uninhabited regions that nobody cares about.  Hello plants and wildlife!  Here’s some lovely rain for you!  I gave it a number that you probably don’t care about.  Just thought you’d like to know.

From a logical standpoint the entire idea is ludicrous without getting into a theistic debate.  You’ll never be able to prove an event is caused by one or the other.  If it wasn’t bad enough to try and justify that the government caused Hurricane Harvey now you have inadvertently decided to point out that on a case by case basis that you can’t prove if it was Niptucky or the hijacked Illuminati coding.

And you don’t even bother to try, you just shuffle your feet, stutter and think the best way to explain it is that we’re in this organic matrix here instead of the evil number worshipping cult.  “Er...well...the Freemasons couldn’t have done that, the distance to the Moon must be ORGANIC MATRIX!”  “The number of bones in the human body...ORGANIC MATRIX!!!!”  “I was just thinking about my friend Raul and now Eating Raul is on STARZ!   ORGANIC MATRIX!!!!!!!!!!”

If I were going to debate the Organic Matrix, this agnostic would start with suggesting it's a waste of time.  I don’t need to know why there’s a thunderstorm outside now (there is), it’s just there.  Trying to pinpoint with numerology is totally pointless.    That’s the way it works in actual use.  By the way, I saw a 227 here, well the Freemasons decided to throw in a Pi reference on top of the rain the organic matrix created!  I also don’t care why the 227 is there, it just is.  I do care about why YOU, the gematria aficionado, seems to think it’s important.  So important that you start fiddling around with altering your already overwhelming database to create it.  But there’s plenty of small numbers that show up to just throw in the middle.  Death=xx, City=xx, Racism=xx.  Holy shit!  206, the number of the bones!  These incidental references don’t help the case a bit.

This is not flowing as I hoped, but screw it I’m not retyping.  A specific example, easily derived from the first thoughts that popped in my head.  Because once you turn everything into tiny numbers and try and justify the cause when you can’t it doesn’t take much effort to find matches.

A particularly clueless individual amidst his usual “I’m all about peace and love” hypocritical commentary posted a link to the case of Tyler Harrell, which I found in my Fuck Da Police research.  That sure sounds like prime NWO material.  I’m glad I’m not on the jury on this one.  Tyler was sentenced to a pretty long jail term for wounding a police officer that raided his home.  Both sides have arguable cases.  The police think they have enough evidence that he’s a drug dealer.  They raided with a no knock warrant.  I don’t know or care who is right, unless gematria gets involved.  Because the clueless wonder is pretty big on gematria, so I’m sure the actual reason should be important to him.

Now checking his name there’s a gematria value of 170, naturally alongside with a billion other numbers it could be, but it’s one of the basic elisions.  WORLD WAR THREE=170.  I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to think that the Organic Matrix thinks that 170 means WW III just as much or more than Tyler Harrell.   We are talking about possibly the end of the world as opposed to the freedom of one individual.  Now dare you presume that the Organic Matrix is trying to mock us by letting Tyler happen to have the same value as potential Armageddon?  I doubt it.  Like the isolated rainstorm getting some bunnies and dandelions wet vs. a hurricane messing with the outcome of the World Series  it just happens to have that same value.  If you think you can tell the difference you better do a lot better job of explaining why.

In Tyler’s case the arguments need to be about the real issues.  Was the warrant incorrectly signed, was he right to fire an assault rifle 27 times defending his home, did he flush drugs down the toilet, was the jury unduly influenced by the police showing up at the trial dressed in camouflage uniforms and so in.  Trying to bring gematria into it including the Organic Matrix, how can you tell if it’s the Freemasons hijacked code or just a number that’s being saved up for Kim Jong Un to start throwing ballistic missles around?

The amount of time wasted on this is stunning and inevitably gets shaved down into a case by case non-evidentiary justification of saying what your own ideas are outside of gematria.  Just say you don’t like the police and get it over with.  Just say you’re a racist without trying to hide it with the “numbers told me so”.

Because get this.  The Organic Matrix says, “I don’t understand why these numbers are here”.  Yes, you certainly do not, because you can’t.

Wrong Again

Are you frigging kidding me?  Athletes don’t have anything to do with ownership??

https://m.ranker.com/list/athletes-who-own-sports-teams/people-in-sports

41, Such a Joke...

 

 https://web.archive.org/web/20180521061411/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/05/golden-state-warriors-win-by-41-points.html?m=1

This saves me a lot of time since I was about to search for the spammed messages on Dan’s blog about sports.  As I said yesterday the content is a breeding ground for logical fallacies and the scam artists know this and just love it.  Here they just substitute clueless mooks for the normal target of elderly people on Social Security.

I’m not going to go over the original post of Dan’s with the sports spam so I can focus on the current tripe he just put up.  Memory tells me there was no sports content in the original post, so just some completely random target.  And apparently they keep showing up and putting up new spam on just that same post.

I’m sticking with my original deduction until proven otherwise.  Sports gematria is and will continue to be the prime source of all gematria activity.  A lot of the mooks do not really seem to give half a stinky doodle about the Freemasons.  But when the playoffs roll around they crawl out of the dark recesses and will clog up a sports blog post with comment after comment of contradictory information.  It’s like the friendly banter at the sports bar with a sinister undertone of “they” scripting the action while taking time off from their busy schedule of celebrity death hoaxes and terrorist attacks.  Lots of digital high fives, ass slaps and cookies for those that pick the winners before the game has played.

The reasons for any success are never because BOSTON=xxx or Joe Jumpshootet will stay at 75 playoff wins in his career if Dingleberry Town loses, it's because of the laws of statistics and probability.  This is not a real prediction, it is one single game between two of the better teams.  New England was never going to meet the Browns in the last NFL playoffs; by nature without gematria you’ve already excluded a huge source of material from your “decodes” and calculations.  Because preseason if you started spouting off about CARL NASSIB being The Chosen One and 98’s you’d be run out of town in shame.

The main reason sports gematria falsely appears to work is because of probability and shit happens.  And this short post of Dan’s is a GOLDEN opportunity to STATE how it doesn’t.  Here is a case, by the nature of the abundance of statistics in sports, we have a concrete number to work with.  No GPS coordinates, prime number manipulation, rearrangement of digits* or use of the 5,325,717,906 different elisions on further GOLDEN STATE gematriots.  An actual point differential that will be recorded in history that does not forget.  And Dan has put up the exact reason why it’s not remarkable, and the joke is on him since he doesn’t get it.

If 41 is such a remarkable number to GS, why in the blue fuck is this the first time ever that we see it now?  Given infinite time and infinite scores eventually 41 will appear in Golden State’s history.  And it will appear lots and lots of times.  All these other games that they didn’t have a 41, the organic matrix had a glitch that day.  It seems to have a lot of glitches if that’s the source instead of the Illuminati.  Maybe he should have swallowed the golden pill this morning.

Nope, you lose chuckles.  Every game without a 41 for Golden State EVER is a miss.  You’ve ignored thousands of misses to make a big deal about one hit.  And you and the rest of the sports gematria crowd do it all the time.  Just because it’s only sports and so far you don’t appear to be the type to take it to the next level and call up the mayor of Oakland and harass him for “obviously being a paid shill” doesn’t give you a free pass.  Keep doing it, keep getting mocked.

The sports spam is likely a result of someone trying to make money off of people willing to get emotional and irrational about the tiniest irrelevant minutiae, and boy howdy does gematria have that in spades.  Which reminds me of blackjack.  Which reminds me of the GOLDEN Nugget casino.  Which reminds me of sports betting.  Etc....

* Pretty sure if Dano finds out about this he’ll double down.  Now everything about rockets, gold, Oakland will be on his recency bias list of topics.  The one thing missing that I’m surprised he hasn’t already latched in to is the mirror image - 14k gold.

Things I’ve Learned From Gematria Lately

Another cheesy clip show, and as with the trend in gematria to avoid numbers and make bold, unfounded assertions mostly missing numerology.

Bob the Hitman
I thought I was picking a random name for my popular character, Bob the Hitman. Bob getting in trouble for being surprisingly competent amidst the slew of incompetent assassins for the NWO.  It turns out maybe  Bob isn’t as popular as I thought as I inadvertently stole him.  There is a computer game of Bob the Hitman where you shoot and fight thugs and aliens and Internet searches may get lost and end up here.

Spam
I briefly and unjustly accused myself of being a shameless, self-promoting attention whore, then I remembered that’s them.  After only achieving one hate video directed at me I also got bummed out that I haven’t been spammed.  Not the occasional “you’re an asshole” kind of spam, but the full blown scam spam.  Pretty much all the big gematria names have had it.  Sports prediction sellers, what looks to be Chinese, psychic readings and my favorite, The Hammer of Thor.  That’s an Asian sex supplement for those that don’t care for Ron Jeremy’s ads.  I’ve convinced myself that the reason I’ve escaped this is not that my blog has so much less traffic, but the content scares them off.  I’d likely pull a James Veitch style attack on the spammers while if they happen upon a pro gematria blog they figure, hey, if these guys believe in this they’ll believe anything.

113 gets demoted
Now the wording is 113 is the mainstream media’s favorite number of deception, which implies it isn’t the only one.  This could be a long overdue adjustment to the jealousy of 113 over HOAX having at least three different numbers.  Where already off to a cracking good start, because just look HOAX doesn’t equal 33 in any commonly used elision DECEPTION does not equal 113.

Some standards have been set for “close enough”
The recent release of American prisoners from Korea are all named Kim. This is proclaimed to be remarkable.  I can live with that, at a whopping 20% of Korean surnames that’s 20%x20%x20%=0.8%.  That is if you can stick to about 1% as being remarkable which you already haven’t.   The cosmic balance is maintained by the idiot claiming that Hubbard has over 1000 Patreon subscriptions in defense of his work.  Apparently less than 160 (the highest number of subs he ever had is 159) is “close enough”.

The organic matrix takes a turn for the weird
Now astral projection counts. This friend of Dan’s has at least two early blog posts about astral projection experiences.  http://pinealillumination.blogspot.com/2018/05/strange-duck-theme-today.html?m=1
Proceed at your own risk.  From what I could tolerate viewing I didn’t see actual combinations of gematria and out of body events, but the crank magnetism is obviously there.

Video view counts
From what I’ve seen the YouTube video with the most views in the last month two months is G-man’s Barbara Bush death at about 2500 views.  Most videos don’t even reach the amount of subscribers he has.  Hubbard refuses to actually make much video content.  Nobody else ever had that many. It’s pretty much a dead zone out there.

Dan’s book
It’s 70 pages and costs $10-14.  Although it might not be, there’s a chance that it’s translated into Spanish. The publisher is Lulu.  No word on if Hubbard ever considered them for his book.

Sandy Hook
It’s official. Throw away everything you previously heard about it.  This was a solar eclipse ritual, and by extension many other mass shootings.   At least according to the eclipse expert.   Some are more eclipsy (real word) than others via 612.  There’s probably more research to be done since he hasn’t used the Adam Lanza drop the vowels method on the other shootings, yet.  The most recent update has not yielded any predictions to help with the next mass shooting, but only to report the terrifying cult activity in regards to the sun and moon.  Instead predictive ability is Justified by picking the Triple Crown winners.  With the heavy favorite and so far only in predictive hindsight.

Angry Birds

My encounters separate gematria users into some basic classes which do have a lot of overlap when trying to figure out what this person actually believes in.  Some of the more salty personalities are decidedly anti-establishment folks.  With gematria being a convenient excuse to promote your viewpoint by manufacturing any number you want and being in control of what stories you want to talk about it’s easy to prove that whatever authority figure is a scion of the shadow empire.  They are everywhere, they will say.  And they are right because every authority figure is reduced to a two digit number and cross matched with the evil number database which has all numbers covered.  There’s no such thing as a report that surprisingly shows that the gematria proved that Donald Trump is actually a nice guy.  The evil is everywhere since the only people that are immune are those not picked to be the topic, based on dipshitmatic immunity and the low operating standard of “Do you agree with me today?”

By no ostrich of the imagination the police are the poster boys for anti establishment sociopathy.  I hope I’m right about this since the alternatives are terrifying.  It seems like a lot of the Fuck Da Police attitude is either venting after a bad incident with the police or just trying to look like a bad ass for the cronies.  The alternatives are that the evil is truly everywhere, literally every person is evil and there is no takeover because it’s happened long ago.  Or there is no sense of decency remaining with these storytellers.

As for venting I’ve seen the following -
Militia promotion to combat the police
Anger at getting busted for only smoking weed compared to rapists
Being forced to do community service for alcohol DUI
Being arrested for harassing neighbors
And complaints of “out to get me” for minor traffic violations
And more...

I find it difficult to believe that virtually every person is evil.  I’d like to believe that the majority of policeman are dedicated and good people.  And I don’t buy into the idea that our gematria storytelling friends actually believe all policemen are evil.  The same way that every single sports game is rigged, micromanaged down to individual plays, evil police can be proven easily with pseudo-gematria.  For example MAN is the hoax name code.  Policeman is a name.  Or even more lazily just proclaim that every story involving police is wrong because “they always lie”.  “They’re the last people you should trust”.  Without even bothering to add the bogus numerology behind the assertion.

When bad cops screw up it makes news.  There are lots of events happening all the time that the finger pointers can say, “Aha!  I told you the police are bad!”  And the same escape hatch is there to get out of picking the wrong NBA team in the playoffs.  The off duty police officer that resuscitated the baby that had stopped breathing.  That’s just a hoax, a feel good story concocted by the dark powers that shouldn’t be.

The organic matrix threw me a bone as I was preparing this post.  You can imagine the source of some of the comments.  You shouldn’t be poking around the parts of the Internet I’ve visited.  (Let me say, the militia thing isn’t too bad.  Surprisingly they’re  just into guns.  That was just one oddball comment.). So I thought to myself, who is the least likely person of my regular crew to genuinely hate all police or even the world in general?  I figured somewhere along the way Dan might have a positive encounter that he would not want his children growing up to think that it was cool to think, “Well, Fuck Da Police!”  The day after I found this:

Sure.  Save money by killing a cop.  What a wonderful atmosphere to raise children in.  Instead of not hiring cops let’s hire them, inconvenience them by firing them or play some kind of weird Hunger Games style lottery and kill one at random every once in a while.

Context, Dan had been issued a speeding ticket and this is just a major vent.  Now this is up on his YouTube channel and it’s part of his hard copy book that has an ISBN and anyone could conceivably pick up.  I found it quite by accident and mercifully the video only has 26 views other than mine.

What Dan fails to realize is that since the numbers are there for anything he still is picking and choosing who has dipshitmatic immunity based on non-gematria criteria.  If somebody was speeding and rammed his car that injured his daughter as a passenger, I dare say he would complain that there’s never a cop around when you need one.  Now since he’s hanging around with the wrong friends, the atmosphere of total mistrust, this Fuck Da Police incident is part of his personality for eternity.

This is a prime example of how confirmation bias in gematria is part of the big picture and a big reason for the existence of this blog.  All that’s being proven is that once a determination is to be made whether a cop (politician, government employee, social worker, etc...) is that if you are trying to manufacture evidence to prove it that you are completely unqualified to offer an opinion that should be taken seriously.  Excuse me all to hell for trying to keep misinformation off the Internet.

Ruining A Movie With Too Many Script Rewrites

As happens with alarming frequency to those bold enough to pretend that they can make predictions with sports based gematria, reality has been kind to us this year.  Starting with tue Eagles winning the Super Bowl and now continuing into the NBA playoffs things haven’t gone exactly as planned.  The problem with Denim’s decoded is that although he’s bragging (oohhhh, big shock there) about his individual game predictions he has loaded up the scorecard with huge favorites beating up on weaker teams.

And Denim has already fallen into the self made trap of complaining about when things don’t go as planned.  Since the Boston Celtics and to a lesser extent the Warriors haven’t exactly cooperated with his altered view of reality, the shadow imperialist scum has obviously flipped the script on him.  This concept assures victory.  When you’re right you’re right because you figured out their script.  When you’re wrong you’re right because they changed the script.  As an otherwise enjoyable film can lose continuity by too many script rewrites, the ever changing story invalidates the message.  You can claim you’ve got the script for a box office blockbuster or Academy Award  winner all you want.  But if you got fired and the next crew came in to mop it up your work is diluted or maybe entirely irrelevant.

I do have some nice law enforcement material for another day, but this just came up as a good introduction.  So the Fuck Da Police attitude that’s reared its ugly head lately will be addressed later.  Probably tomorrow to keep continuity.

Instead of just sports this flipping the script idea shows up in bigger picture issues.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180518053812/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/05/synchronicity-with-film-jumanji-and.html?m=1

This may seem odd compared to script changes and predictions, but predictions aren’t the point.  Here the story has clearly changed.

In the original post Dan callously suggested that a young girl at a baseball game was intentionally struck by a guided missle foul ball perpetrated (presumably) by the NWO.  My original rebuttal covered the physics of the amount of force generated and how it’s lucky she wasn’t killed.  So now, this girl is potentially labeled as a crisis actor for the rest of her life.

Then the backpedaling starts here.  Even though the numbers are there to prove it’s a hoax, now it might not be.  Now it’s not the NWO it’s the organic matrix.  Or maybe it’s both.  Or maybe it’s the city council of Wollongong.  Or baby zoo animals.

Or like I said previously, did Dan ever consider his comment in his video, “I don’t know how they do it.” to be because “they”, organic matrix or whatever, simply did not do it and some little girl got hit by a screaming line drive because shit happens?

Other than the Cindy Stowell Jeopardy videos I can’t think of one more tasteless than this that Dan has put out.  Just because you’re method shows that you are virtually right about everything doesn’t give you a free pass on acting with a little common decency and compassion.  These are the kinds of topics that propagate comments to Dan’s videos like the recent suggestion he should take some medications.* And deleted videos and entire channels.

Because the scriptwriters always include the escape hatch that I’m always right even when I’m wrong.

* Terrible idea.  It’s just going to make him look for more clues.

Best Rage Quit Ever, Gematria Forum

<Got to start with the approved image>

Not too long ago, in a sandalwood scented basement amidst absolutely no secrecy from the evil cabal that nobody knows about, against all logic the Gematria Forum was born and announced to the world on the Internet which everyone checks first for information except, apparently, the selectively incompetent evil cabal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t972NTg1I_w

This bastard offspring of logical fallacies, misinformation and sociopathy provided us with a handy hub for all gematria activity except the activity it didn’t hub, and repeated links easily available from other sources.  Because nothing says exciting and new like redundancy.  A few days ago I found this announcement posted the day before:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhHprrQVRyY

June 22nd, 2018 the Gematria Forum is taking its baseball and going home.  Break out the champagne to celebrate or the JD to wallow in pity and self loathing, this should be absolutely no big deal whatsoever as the format the Gematria Forum existed in showed how much activity was going on, and it was far from impressive.

Something that says this isn’t a classic rage quit is the offer to keep it going until the 6/22.  A month for everyone to get their shit together.  Download those last anti-Semitic memes while you have the chance, boys!  Instead of, Waah!  I’m leaving NOW.  This variation of the classic rage quit is a well trodden path as it gives time for sympathizers to load on heaps of gratitude for all the fine work that’s been done and more importantly, “Oh please don’t go!  We love you!  We need you!  Where are we going to get those redundant links from, the original source?  Boo hoo.”

Whether this is an actual quit or a temporary rage quit remains until the 22nd of next month to be seen.  But you’ve got to love the wording.  “They outnumber us and follow us and harass us and the worlds not ready for the truth, blah, blah, blah.”  In classic rage quit fashion instead of simply just quitting.  What really separates this is that GF (can I call you girl friend?) is leaving the entire Internet!  Checking my list of uses for sock puppets I see #5,213 is returning to the Internet under an assumed name after a rage quit.  Plus it just doesn’t seem likely with the Internet being so darn handy and your proven love of misinformation which the Internet is really, really good for spreading.

In this case unquitting the rage quit will require a bit more effort than a normal quitter.  Because I’ve developed immunity to the worst of the crackpot ideas and nothing astounds me anymore, amidst my comment viewing I know what Girl Friend’s schtick is.  And from what I’ve seen he’s the only one that combines love and gematria with this other nugget of comedy gold:

People's intelligence is based on their blood type, to the point whether or not you are rH positive or negative.  Let me check my references....they say to not check references and “No”.  I’m thinking this GF must be a “-“ since that’s less common and they’re supposedly the smart ones.  While a reality based assessment suggests that he’s not that bright since he thinks gematria works and everyone’s out to get him because he’s close to the truth when actually he’s being an asshat for claiming something with no actual evidence.

Ok, Ok.   Please, please don’t go!  We need you!  The stats from the Forum are part of the growing list of things that suggest your community numbers are dropping like flies and I’m so bored with mocking the same people over and over again.

Now where’s my champagne?

Units Of Measure

https://web.archive.org/web/20180516054011/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/05/15/writer-tom-wolfe-dies-88/

Fortunately my introductory pun is decent today.  Another post about the Metonic Cycle.

What would Tarzan say to Jane if they were mixed drink components?  Me Tonic, You Gin.

This Metonic Cycle And its components has been a feature for quite some time at the G blog.  Quizzes The latest one about Tom Wolfe struck my funny bone so it’s been promoted to post worthy status.  “I’ve been making a lot of connections.  Why, yes.  Yes you have.  You likely mean seeing a lot of connections, but your  choice of wording is more accurate and therefore acceptable since you are manufacturing not observing.  And we have a new  gematria trick that suddenly just appeared out of the blue.

Not that we’re complaining, it’s getting to be old news.  The relationship between the gematria loving crowd and the real world is now like a marriage beyond the honeymoon phase.  All the corrections that could be made have been done.  The toilet seat is properly left down, the toothpaste is no longer squeezed from the middle of the tube but the end, the person who drank the last bit of coffee brews a new pot.  And with gematria, brief glimpses of changes in wording or stopping altogether some of the more abhorrent errors but now they just don’t care anymore.  The target audience, the mooks that believe in this, don’t care and the same mistakes just keep getting made.  So before the new one a quick recap.

The Metonic Cycle, should have been included in the NWO Wreck Room as a stationary bike would be a good piece of exercise equipment.  There’s some rounding involved and insertion of an extra month in weird calendars to keep things synchronized, but the year’s match up and from a math standpoint it’s closer than they usually get with Pi.  The entire Moon terminology thesaurus has been shoehorned in and nobody except the Gematrinator seems to talk about eclipse stuff.  Not much anyway.  Why this is a ritual sacrifice instead of or in addition to the hoax is a mystery.

The part about dropping the 3 so 2335 = 235.  That has appeared before, at least to make 1331 be equal to 31.  It seems like 33 is a not well thought out idea as you would think double 1’s, 2’s and 3’s being master numbers would stop them from being shaved off.  They have been consistently inconsistent with ignoring master numbers.  Still, the idea of changing any four digit number into three if the middle two digits is “valid”.

But if you want to see a hall of shame worthy addition to stupid ideas, the G man is pretty much the go to guy.  I made this damn calculator and I’m really smart, so here’s the way it’s going to be!  I uncovered your insidious plot, you eclipse loving, number shaving bastards!

So first of all, 2335 isn’t 2335, we’ve covered that.  But that’s not right.  The magic number is 254 instead of 235, because of the two different measurements of time being added together - phases and years.

Really?  Tying into either/or units like miles vs. kilometers isn’t good enough, now we get to add things together?  In the past we have had gematria values from different methods being added together, like different elisions or Rita reversing her three digit numbers and adding those together.  Now, we can add 1 year to 12 months equals 13.  4 quarts plus one gallon.  Then manipulate those to get matches on manipulated gematria results.

If the goal is to wake up the sheeple you need to stop making it so obvious that your method is to manufacture any number you want.

The GMS - Global Mispositioning System

https://web.archive.org/web/20180515073328/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/05/seattle-area-stories-in-mainstream.html?m=1

I’d said to myself that it was remarkable that it’s been ages since I saw a good GPS coordinate quote. You know, something juicy like claiming a city was on an exact parallel when in reality due to some liberal interpretations of rounding and “close enough” ideas that you’d never get close to your destination with Google Maps.  Because nothing says debilitating trepidation like getting people lost with bad directions.

Personally, I like landmark based directions.  If you don’t have a GPS then there’s a better chance of successful navigation when you can really on something that has a reasonable chance of being in the same spot.  Instead of “Go about 1000 feet, take a right then after another 200 feet or so take a left.”, you have the much easier, “Take the first right after the McDonald’s then right at the stop sign.”  I don’t know how homing lorikeets do it, but they have an unerring sense of direction and are able to navigate the sloppy directions of their malevolent NWO overlords and deliver their messages into the heart of Phoenix instead of Scottsdale.

Some good mockery does require some semblance of close enough.  Arguably ending up in Scottsdale is worse than Phoenix, and to be fair here’s a reminder of a bit of math.  Phoenix has been used by gematrimooks as “being on the 33rd” parallel, which it isn’t.  At 33 degrees 27 minutes it’s almost as far away from a parallel as you can get at halfway-ish between 33 and 34.  There are about 1.15 miles per minute, so roughly 30 miles.  Scottsdale is about 20 miles away from Phoenix.  So when the NWO Boeing jet drops you off at Scottsdale International Airport it’s just a quick Uber drive to your Phoenix Suns game, who will win the NBA championship this year because of 33.  And despite having the worst record in the league.

But the NWO isn’t satisfied with a quick taxi ride fix for bone crushing horror.  Sometimes you really need to get people totally lost.  The answer is the Global Mispositioning System which doesn't operate on any commonly used mapping techniques but instead uses, “that reminds me of” technology.  So far only homing lorikeets and spawning salmon have been found to be immune to these wild assumptions, and although lorikeets have made huge inroads as pets since Wollongong won the war by employing them, nobody has a salmon with them at all times.  So when you get lost over a body of water you’re just shit out of luck.

I hope that I’m not the only one awestruck by the use of Seattle and Southwest in the post title.  While I’m sure the ongoing Mookipedia project - the reference source for their numbers so the rest of the world doesn’t change them- will alter this, for now Seattle remains part of the Pacific Northwest.  One might think that when Dan goes on these rambling document his thoughts narratives that the others might be tempted to throw him under the Airbus, yet the numbers are there so it’s got to be right, eh?  At least the others seem to try to make the connections more reasonable.  It has to be Boeing, not Airbus.  Or Lockheed, the largest military contractor in the world.  As of now my bucket list includes to take a jet ride in a Lockheed F-22 Raptor to Scottsdale*, but since Boeing is more common and actually makes commercial jets that’s the name that pops into the lack of sleep influenced Dan brain.  The numbers for the military are there so let’s shop around and drag in as many disparate and illogical connections as possible.

Which are literally all over the map.  The Southwest region does NOT include Hawaii, but here it is. Seattle.  Korea.  Trump’s Wall.  If the NWO takes a break from weather warfare and builds a wall extending from the Mexico border to Hawaii I will be a believer.  And the movie Air Force One with the Russian terrorists instead of Korean.  Close enough!  It’s amazing how much damage is done in such a short post.  As long as the “that reminds me of...” game is in play it’s no problem destroying gematria credibility, they do a wonderful job on their own.

*. Raptors eliminated from NBA playoffs.  King James tribute with Phoenix Suns!  Memphis Grizzlies, second worst record!  Grizzlies in Alaska, the Pacific Northwest!  Seattle!  It’s Major and Ursa Minor!  Star constellations!  The Sun!  Phoenix Suns!  It’s.    MAGIC!!

Changing To Some Clean Socks

Laundry day comes early this week.

After stopping the sock puppet parade I logged back in with my normal account.  Then to start playing with my sock account I logged out and logged back in with my sock.  I was immediately able to update my recovery info from the fake phone number to my actual phone number and recovery email to my normal email.  Doesn’t matter if this is because I was only temporary banned from creating too many accounts or if you can always switch after using fake info initially, there’s no reason somebody determined to make an active YouTube channel can’t do it.

If anything Google should be blamed for making new accounts so easy instead of berated for censoring people that doesn’t actually happen.  Deleted videos and channels is not, never was and likely never will be more than an inconvenience.

In the meantime, Dead lorikeets reminds me of this Monty Python sketch, so enjoy.

If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies...

Sock Puppets On Parade

This is going to be a bit unusual.  For me it was actually kind of fun, the only disappointment being how easy it was.  Going through the evolution step by step:

You can’t swing a dead lorikeet in this town without hitting a sock puppet.  Whether it’s genuine or not as soon as a comment is posted from a name that nobody recognizes the first assumption is not to assume that this is in fact a real person, but to immediately accuse the newcomers  of being a sock puppet for another user.  Imagine that, paranoia.

Creating a new account is easy and I can imagine a lot of legitimate uses.  Operating a business from home making custom made hair scrunchies, you don’t want your personal mail to get bombarded with scrunch issues.  Belinda and Hugh, the newlyweds.  Hugh has his own account, Belinda has hers.  This way Hugh doesn’t see that Belinda has been getting emails from gematria websites at the shared account of hugh_belinda666@fakemail.com.

Now fast forward to the time when you couldn’t swing your dead lorikeet without a shooting hoax video being deleted by YouTube.  Eventually we got to the point where Zachary Hubbard 15 was struck twice and we were told that there would be no #16.  The reason being the friendly message shown here.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180302233152/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/03/zachary-k-hubbard-15-down-there-will-be.html?m=1
The verification phone number has been used too many times.  And as the days progressed there are  hints and advice for work arounds.  Other video services.  Nope don’t want to use them.  Here, I made an account for you and I’ll give you the log in.  No response.  My eyes saw the message about not needing a phone number and I thought, aha!  A processs I can potentially duplicate.  Which I have done because with the timing it seems like he’s looking for every excuse possible to not put videos on YouTube, a week before starting up the Patreon subscriptions.

The next step was a bit of a pain in the ass.  I duplicated the “used too many times for verification” message.  This is not, as stated, a YouTube policy but Google in general.  I already had two accounts. Finally after the tenth it told me to knock it off.  This could be because they were all created within minutes of each other or permanent.  That requires more testing later.

So now Picture this.  Hugh and Belinda have a precocious child that wants to sock puppet attack someone and uses their pc and phone.  Then with the last account being signed in was screwyougary17@gmail.com Hugh has forgotten his auto completed login and after the recovery hassle and changed password decides to create a new account for his personal use.  Is Google really going to force him to buy a new phone just to get a different number?  I don’t think so.  And hackers are usually pretty smart.  A fake phone number sounds like the kind of thing that would be done.  And that was pretty easy.

smsreceivefree.com was the first hit on a Google search of “fake phone number”.  Go through the Google account creation process, bring up the site, use one of their listed phone numbers and retrieve the verification code there.

I did get the used too many times for verification error message on the first number on their list.  When I dropped it to the bottom I was in.

Logic tells me that the error message is temporary, but that will wait for later to test.  There are only so many 10 digit US phone numbers and eventually they could all be depleted from the usefulness for verification people.

Skipping the checking for how many times I could use my phone number part, 10 minutes.  And this idea was specifically brought to his attention.  Two months later still no YouTube videos that could have been up and running with a modicum of effort.

Instead of just accusing of purposefully funneling into paying on Patreon let’s just assume enormous laziness which is just as bad.  Although new links appear on FTFM like Glass Wizzard’s Youtube channel with its one Holy Grail gematria video (only watched about 20 times) there’s lots of broken links that have never been deleted.  His own long ago deleted YouTube channel is still on Hubbard’s Google profile page.  A big deal was made about no interest being shown in getting custom made 47 themed bumper stickers when there are lots of sites available to get those.  Which we all approve of since that would be a nice warning for the “normal” people.

These guys know their sock puppets as they’re on parade every day.  And it’s hard to believe that a ten minute fix hasn’t produced a YouTube video, settling for Bitchute instead. Granted it’s longer than 10 minutes since all the hassle of reloading videos after the channel gets deleted is a big deal.  But there’s no excuse to use Google as a scapegoat for purposefully banning you from YT.  I did it, fake name, fake phone number, 10 minutes.  They don’t care who you are, they care about the content and if you’re going to play the sock puppet game they can at least try to slow the parade down after abusing the system.

The NWO Wreck Room

Need to unwind after a long day of manufacturing any number you want?  Not ready to start binge drinking and binge conspiracizingation?  You should wait until at least 7:00pm so you don’t get too hammered.  And no fair using the excuse that it’s after 7pm in another time zone.  You can stock up on items for re-creation, or in the slang vernacular of truthers have your man/woman/tranny cave called the Wreck Room ready to go with some fun stuff.  Or at least get a little exercise.  So break out the barstools and stained glass fluorescent lights.

First of all, no home theater.  TV and movies are made for gematria, it’s time to take a break from that.  You’ll just end up watching Family Guy or the Simpsons and go right back to work.  Yet you still want to have something familiar to fall back on.  You can still embrace some things you can identify with.  A lot of these require an opponent.  We know you don’t have a lot of friends but you can always bribe someone with your making videos on YouTube income.

Lorikeet Chess -  Mostly the same as regular chess.  Although the rook is typically shaped like a castle lorikeet chess replaces that with a bird as rooks are also a type of crow.  Note that the best name for a grouping of rooks is a storytelling, and lorikeets should be but mostly aren’t tagged with that.  The only way to deliver checkmate in lorikeet chess is with your bird.  You then have to create a story that has no basis in fact and keep adding to it until your opponent resigns.  Or you can brush all the pieces off the board on the first move and declare victory.

Logical Fallacy Ping Pong - Alternate reciting all the different fallacies you use until one of you can’t think of one already mentioned.  Helps remind you of what criticism is coming up so you can delete those comments in your blog post.

Darts - Magnetic only.  Throw them against the side of a fridge and paint the target afterwards.

Pool - Pick whether you want a billiards table or an indoor pool.  Because either can always remind you of the other.

Pinball -  They have flippers.  Commercial machines always have a bank of targets with S-C-R-I-P-T on them so you can flipper the script.

Foosball- AKA terrorist football A bit pricey but loads of fun.  The host plants contact sensitive explosives in one of the little foosball men and the two players don’t know which one it’s in.  When the contact with the ball and the exploding figure is energetic enough BOOOMM!!  Don’t worry about duds.  It was just a hoax.  And as always, explosion or not, it is rigged.  Expert version: Predict which figure is rigged.  As always, it doesn’t matter if you’re wrong.

Sheepleboard - Pretty much the same as Shuffleboard.  Additional victory terms are in the rules.  If your opponent falls asleep you automatically win if, and only if, you yell WAKE UP!!!!

Taxes Hold’em Poker  -  Only declare your losses to the IRS.  Fuck the government, they’re evil.

Asteroids - Good practice breaking big things down into little things, like changing 1407 into 147 into something else.  There’s a whole line of arcade games that could be a future post of its own some day.

Bumperless Pool -  Made in the spirit of the current trend in gematria, to make it as easy as possible.  Removing the bumpers was a good start.  Now the tables are slanted inward to the  single pocket in the middle so you literally can’t miss pocketing the target ball.  And in the true practicality of gematria you scratch on every shot.

Assorted Party Games - Because Pin the Nose on the Jew and Sperm and Spoon Race never go out of style.  (SPERM and OVUM have the same gematria in simple).

Wait Lifting - Give up on the 7pm restriction and get plastered.