The Small Lebowski

‘Tis so hard to tell what is genuine and what isn’t in the gematriverse.  In this game there’s sock puppet strawmen, backstabbers, glory seeking attention whores, clueless wonders and those that combine more than one of these traits.

So what do I actually know about screen name, Jake Lebowski?  He has become very vocal lately.  He loves triple digits in general and 444 in particular, despite not providing any information on what 444 means.  He loves random words inserted into phrases like, “signal” and “agenda”.  And he has taken time to list whatever 444’s he can find about the current blog post topic, so this is pretty typical:

I’m not sure what we’re supposed to think about this, but I am spectacularly unimpressed, especially since Jake has been (mildly) reprimanded by Hubbard and Holly.  Roughly translated the rebukes are, “knock it off with the made up phrases”.  Which is advice that should be taken to heart since you’ll never get anywhere with Holly if you keep it up.  Which is because in the big picture you’re really not doing any favors to the cause.

What Jake fails to realize is that you can rely on FREEMASON=XXX to some extent as it is your shoehorned evil empire source.  You can rely on copying and pasting headlines to some extent.  There’s lots of headlines, something is bound to equal some NWO catch phrase.  You can rely to some extent on Pi or the Freemason compass is 47 degrees.  These things are logically and realistically inaccurate, but there’s a comfort zone of historical misusage.  You can’t rely on making up random phrases, no matter how many cool signal/agenda words you insert and come up with a random number that doesn’t mean anything.


 Because, my friend, I will bury you.  I’d been busy with some higher end things that I spent some time on big projects like the compass not actually being 47 degrees and MOOK.  All the while noting the endless string of trivial phrase lists equaling 444 and hoping we were beyond this phase.  But you just won’t stop.  Urk level raised a notched or two, here.

Perhaps you are sending some sort of power vacuum in the blog commentary you seek to fill.  Perhaps it’s just some attention you crave.  If you want that to be the laughing stock of the internet, I’m happy to help.  Perhaps you sense you’re smarter than the average commenter, which you are compared to things like the ongoing flame war between mikey and Logan, and you’re relying on the Gematrinator, “I’m so smart!” comparison to the straw men weakness around you.  But I’m smarter than you, by a sizable margin.  I doubt you’d ever think of a fraction of the things I’ve figured out in your close minded confirmation biased manufactured version of reality.  Indeed, I consider that your phrase lists are so weak that you may be a sock puppet straw man to make Hubbard look good in comparison, a point he has specifically mentioned about you.

<SIGH>

444 is an easy number to hit when you go PhraseShopping.  Drop the word “the” here or there, include or exclude the word DATE.  Throw in a SIGNAL or ALERT.  Play around until you hit 444.  All it proves is how easy it is to force the result to be the target number.

Bullshit phrases by Jake Lebowski = 444
Four four four means nothing at all, dumb ass = 444
I am better than you at finding target numbers = 444
I think even your cronies wish you’ll shut up = 444
Lebowski random word signal alert = 444
Triangulation phrases are total nonsense = 444

All in ordinal and reverse ordinal.

Ooooohhhh!  It’s magic!  That can’t possibly be a coincidence!