So far eclipse ritual deaths as shown by Wikipedia today are a Filipino actor, a Guyanese writer, a Canadian ice hockey player and an Irish biochemist. There's forty minutes to go until midnight Greenwich mean time. Doesn't seem too exciting. Maybe a porn star named something like Flamy Muffin will be found dead tomorrow morning and the coroner will figure she got sacrificed on March 8th.
Our field reporter stalking Stacey Travis has checked in and reports that she's still alive. Yes, let me repeat that. Stacey Travis is still alive, and currently at home watching a Flamy Muffin flick.
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