More On Uncle Fetzer/Weird Units Of Measurement

https://web.archive.org/web/20180204101627/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/02/03/mainstream-conspiracy-researcher-jim-fetzer/
We just talked about Fetzie! And here's what you can do if you want to do evil numerology on a member of your team. Find a way to pronounce him as some kind of shill sellout.


We'll make the first part quick. Ok, TRUTH community. Still missed the memo on how TRUTH =30 and that 113 is the 30th prime number. And on a post about the importance of being MAINSTREAM which equals 113. Excellent idea to not talk to the national mainstream news about how the system is hypocritically applied. 60-9-6 drop the zero. Flip some digits upside down. 969. That's a lot of work compared to 113 being the 30th prime, but I'm not surprised. And FETZER =969.


Guess he missed the memo on how his full name = 62 in reverse reduced. I know what you all are thinking. He worked in how 96 and 69 are important to freemasonry. You are correct, it's important to gematria users because it's the only 69ing they'll ever see.


One of the things you have to get used to when reviewing these "decodes" is the lack of dedication to units of measurement in a single system. Here the speed of Saturn's orbit matters in kilometers per second instead of miles per second. It's like using multiple ciphers, the fact that the result you want is metric instead of English allows you to ignore the number you don't like. Let's also take a quick tangent to point out the entire use of the speed of Saturn was shoehorned in without even a Fetzie quote about Saturn. The Viking probe was actually the Ninja Viking probe powered by lots and lots of rocket launchers.


Curiously, the metric system produces some strange matching which doesn't make sense for a system that has importance to linking words with numbers. You would think number related words would NOT match or be "synchronous". https://mindelessfreeks.blogspot.com/2017/06/gematria-debunked-by-metric-system.html


Pick the measurement that suits your confirmation bias. Ignore numbers you don't like because 6096 is not equal to 969. Numbers are important but they aren't. Don't worry about how an Earth year is different from a Saturn year and Uncle Fetzer would only be about 2 1/2 Saturn years old, he's part of the Whogivesaddamns Family. We can always convert km to miles if we ever need that number later.


I wonder what the occult empire thinks about weird units of measurement. If they can't successfully bury 69 inside 6096 their propensity for sucking at their job has reached a new level. Maybe they need their own standard to replace metric and all other systems. If they've guided or language to this point they spread have a head start. 69. No! I mean they already have words that measure something, but not exactly how far or how much.


I'm not thinking of things that started off based on some random thing that eventually got standardized to a more definite amount. Like the distance from the current monarch's cleft chin to his belly button, the chelly. (Discontinued after the foot was invented). Nor am I suggesting making up new measurement standards like the chelly. That was just a one time fiction for the point. A chelly role, so to speak.


This is the perfect counterattack to the gematria converters. Turn about is fair play. They are experts at decoding something that yields a result that requires further decoding. How about, "33 city blocks"? That's definitely a 33. But is it really 33? 33 blocks can be converted into a number of feet (or chellies). But exactly how many? A block is a word that represents a distance. About 1/8 to 1/16 of a mile, all depends on where the city is and who is the blockhead doing the numerology on it.


The evil empire could really have some fun with Canada. How many times have you heard someone say that "it's the length of a football field"? What if it's a Canadian football field??! The CN Tower in Canada is used as a comparative the same way, as are other tall buildings. It's officially recognized as a unit. But how many football fields depends on if it's Canadian fields or U.S. fields. Of course if we're talking about football under Australian rules that's different, too. Wollongong rocks!


Cows grass doesn't appear to be standardized. How much a cow eats in a day. The occult forces could steak a claim on that ambiguity.


A jiffy can be found defined in Wikipedia. Depends on who you talk to as either 1/60th or 1/100th of a second. Makes you wonder if something is going on with peanut butter and chelly if somebody says they'll be back in a Jif.


There are others, but that's enough for now. Let's wait for Jim Fetzer to chime in about whether he thinks his age is in Earth years or Saturn years (or Martian years or any other orbiting planetary body. Like asteroids. Asteroids rock!)