Here's What Happens When Word Patterns Count

Last post I reintroduced how personalization influences the narrative. Previously, personalization in all forms counts - dreams, interpretation of what to call a loud noise you heard, personal definition of nigger, stories that can't be proven, etc.... Here are some more specific examples of how individual personality can affect the choice to gematrify what words.


MG= Miscellaneous Gematrianus
Z= Zachary Hubbard
D= Dan
M= Me


1). Yu Darvish
MG: Yu = Yew Tree. Yew has three letters. Tree looks like three. 33.
Z: Yu->YouTube -> Jewtube -> Kike faggots
D: Darvish -> Danish -> Swedish -> Swedish Twins -> Twins!!!
M: Darvish -> Whirling dervish, a Middle Eastern ice cream flavor.


2). Benjamin Franklin
MG: Ben Franklin -> 1776 - 17+76=93. Sun.
Z: Ben Franklin -> Kite -> Kike faggots
D: Benjamin Franklin -> Benjamin Button -> Brad Pitt -> Pitt/Button, double t's -> Twins!!!
M: Benjamin Franklin - Franklin Mint - Mint chocolate chip ice cream


3). Father Christmas
MG: Christmas -> XMAS -> Adult toys given as gifts =XXXMAS presents -> XXXMAS =33
Z: Christmas -> Hanukkah -> Kike faggots
D: Father Christmas -> Tangerines -> Wolverines -> Hugh Jackman Marvel comics double feature -> Twins!!!
M: Christmas cookies. And ice cream.


4). Red Robin Restaurant
MG: RED ROBIN = 365 (Satanic). That's why they're open all year.
Z: Red -> Blood -> War -> WWII -> Holocaust hoax - Kike faggots
Z: Restaurant -> McDonald's - Ray Kroc -> Baseball - Sports is rigged with drones, electromagnetic fields and hurricanes - Restaurant coupons -> Cheap -> Kike faggots
D: Red Robin -> Robin Hood - Maid Marian 's boobs, her...-> Twins!!!
D: Robin - Robbing the cradle -> Twin babies -> Twins!!!
D: Restaurant -> Hamburger patties -> Patty from the Simpsons -> Patty and Selma, Twins!!!
M: R.R.R. -> Raspberry has three r's. Raspberry ice cream.


5). Einstein
MG: German, "A stein" -> ONE =34. 34-1 =33.
Z: Intestine -> There's a large and small intestine in the human body. I'm as smart as Einstein -> Einstein was a, well,...you know.
D: Listened to Hubbard's weekly radio show -> Two intestines-> Twins!!!
M: Wilhelm Steinitz, world chess champion. Cream of the crop for years - Ice cream


6). John F. Kennedy
MG: JOHN F. KENNEDY =59. FREEMASONRY = 59 KENNEDY -> CANADA -> All Canadians are freemasons.
Z: PT109 -> Patrol boat -> Troll -> Kike faggot trolls
D: I think it means Twins. Just wanted to document this now, I need to get some sleep.
M: Jackie Kennedy -> When my husband gets shot, I scream.


You might have noticed one of my normal targets is missing from this. That's because the same response applies to all narratives:


The Kelvinator:
Let me know what word you picked and what value you want it to be. I'll make a new cipher, give you a four digit number that you drop all 0's and 1's from and we'll insist that it's "close enough".