Dan is really starting to bum me out. We've had some reports on the usual kind of stuff, thrown in with auditory hallucinations and mention of needing to go to sleep (which surely are not related)....
But no Simpsons. Marge marrying her twin in episode one of the new season. Still no report. And the second episode. Twins again. Dan, life with Twins goes on, even when your TV predicted that the Twins and Dodgers would be playing in the World Series and that's not going to happen. Unless that was another auditory hallucination and it develops into a full set of movies. I like Johnny Depp starring. Oh. Forgot. Vocabulary. SORRY! Substitute "hearing things" for "auditory hallucinations."
Episode two, current season. Marge and Lisa collaborate...er...work together on a graphic novel...er...comic book. And just the image of Sherri and Terri, the schoolgirl twins should be enough of a hint. But they also chose to label them, "CREEPY TWINS". If that's not a freemason clue, I don't know what is.
Because nothing says creepy like the word, creepy.
On Dan's latest video of Ralphie May Hubbard defended him from a critic, describing Dan as "a legend". Surely this twin expert legend could not have missed two consecutive episodes of the most meaningful freemason content in the history of television, could he?
He must be overworked. The deprivation....er...lack of sleep is proof. Even legends need help. Will Smith was a legend out of necessity, being the last person in I am Legend. Even he needed help from Goldblum. Sorry. He's Jewish. He needed help from Randy Quaid in Independence Day. So let me handle this one.
CREEPY TWINS = 157.
Holy schnitzel. THE SIMPSONS = 157
JESUS IS SATAN = 157.
Wonder twins powers activated! Those pesky masons have really got us this time!
SHERRI AND TERRI = 166. Just like APUFEEMIA. He still mentions 166, but mostly took a break from twins for various personal life details. Maybe audit....er...heard things. I wish the twins angle combined with the 166 personalization. Some inside information on Swedish bikini model or Asian porn star twins would be fun. Especially with pictures. Give me a couple of hours and I can PhraseShop something to equal 166. No, really. I can. *
I want a book. A full book detailing every past episode of the Simpsons and all the masonic, creepy activity. At least that will keep him busy for awhile instead of mocking comics with health problems, little girls getting clobbered by foul balls and women dying of cancer.
* Hot, nubile Asian twin porn stars =166
Working on the Swedes, I have hit 167. But when I saw that Tanned Swedish models =333, I had thoughts about quadruplets =666. Very distracting.
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