Time For Gematria To Upgrade Their Catchphrases

Yesterday I saw how somebody was joining in a class action suit against social media for censorship. This was well after my post regarding how they don't seem to be terribly frightened about an organization that can make hurricanes, among other fabulous events. So if they aren't afraid, it's only natural that we as mindless sheep aren't. The problem is their catchphrases. Nobody is intimidated by Freemasonry anymore. Since everything is two or three digit numbers there are lots of alternatives and a chance to ratchet up the scary level.


I could spend the rest of my days creating an entire new lexicon. Time limitations will just have me settle for a few here.


Eye Of The Eagle
Value 119
Replaces All Seeing Eye


We've already seen how all things film are NWO. How about that for a lack of coincidence? Eagles have notoriously sharp eyesight. And it's an incredibly bad movie. Mr. Ed Crick portrays are main bad guy. When I think of wooden performances, Ed is my go to guy. (Steve Railsback and Michael Pare also come to mind). He was also in Kindergarten Cop. And if that's not mainstream enough for you, the director gave T2's Robert Patrick his start! Just like the Stonecutters' song in the Simpsons refers to Steve Guttenberg being a star, how this guy had any career without occult assistance is a mystery.


TESLA COIL
Value 330
Replaces everything 33


There are only a few words in a simple system that equal 33 that have any value in a narrative. Amen comes to mind. Banana and The also equal 33. But really? Who other than Adrian Monk would be scared of bananas? They don't even make arsenic from bananas. In a black and white sci fi movie, short of screaming "I'M A MAD SCIENTIST!" nothing says mad scientist more than random bolts of electricity going up what looks like a rabbit ear antenna ore cable TV. The caps lock value in Francis Bacon is 330. We all know you can drop the zero. Since most of the narratives are 33 in a reduction method this is a great pick for science and scary combined. Of course Hurricane Jose is manufactured! 33! TESLA COIL!


Yakuza
Value 111 (666)
Replaces everything 666


That value is in Francis Bacon with just capital Y. If you're going to embrace creation of previously undiscovered elisions, combining Francis with Sumerian is the next illogical step. Trust me. When the Church Of Satan laughs at you for 666 references its time to modernize. Yakuza are a lot more scary to people nowadays.


Ninja Training Montage
Value = 98
Replaces Tom Brady


Sports rigged? Tom is the NFL poster boy. He had to get at least some skill in acting. Now combine that with ninjas so you can get something scarier than Yakuza. Now you tie in the movies to the sports directly. In a sports movie or martial arts movie you get cool training montage sequences, complete with an upbeat song with a strong bass beat. You don't see ninja training montages. Of course! They're fucking ninjas! You never see them! That's their job! "I let you film my training, now I have to kill you".


Phoenician RPG
Value = 135
Replaces Terrorism


Our language has been guided to code the numbers. The Phoenician alphabet must fit in somewhere. There must be some Pythonym regarding ancient rocket propelled explosives. I think even the Spartans would think twice before going up against a Phoenician terrorist with an RPG.


Breath Of The Raptor
Value = 88
Replaces Pentagon


Totally meaningless. But sounds really cool. They do that all the time. You wake up in the middle of the night. Is that the tickle of a ninja blow dart on my neck? Oh crap! It's the CIA and/or velociraptor.


Drewpoppelganger
Value = 227
Replaces Pi


If you refuse to get Pi right, at least change it to something so bizarre that you don't need to defend your sloppy science. Here we get an occult/supernatural reference and a film tie in. Drew Barrymore started in the 1993 movie Doppelganger. This one's great for celebrity deaths. They didn't really die...it was a stunt double!


Depending on reader reaction this mockery may return in the future. Hmmm. Future. Future Hunters. Robert Patrick. Made by the same guy who made Eye Of The Eagle. That must be a clue.