The Master Of Poor Taste

Once you think Dan couldn't possibly sink any lower he sets the bar even higher.


For the billionth time, if you reduce everything into a series of two digit numbers, the challenge isn't to find synchronicity, the challenge is to not find matches. Since Dan still has a bug up his ass about Twins, the girl getting hit by a foul ball at a Yankees - Twins game recently came up on his radar. The numbers show him the event was rigged, despite the fact that it could mean anything else.


Maybe if Dan had a grasp of the laws of physics he wouldn't claim he doesn't know how they pull off this alleged hoax.


Let's start with the real story of the accident. 105 mph line drive off the bat of Todd Frazier. Little girl gets creamed. Game stops for medical attention. It makes the mainstream media (MAINSTREAM =113, VERACIOUS=113) as the call goes out for MLB to take action for future safety. Girl is doing well at last report. Since the Twins are involved, it must mean something to Dan. His YouTube channel has a video.


A standard claw hammer weighs about 16 ounces. A baseball 6 ounces. Baseball is 3/8ths the weight of the hammer. I found physics web site that quotes that a "brisk" hammer strike is 10 meters per second. That you sounds like the kind of "oomph" you'd but behind a hammer if you wanted to kill someone. 1 mile per hour is about 0.45 meters per second. Force= mass x acceleration. Since speeds are both based in seconds we can ignore that acceleration is in seconds squared, we just want the ratio.




Baseball 105x6=630
Hammer (10/0.45)x16=355


The baseball hit the girl with roughly twice the force of a hammer swing with intent to kill.


This is why ball players get all uppity when they get beaned by a 90+ mph baseball. It from. A lot. Careers have been ruined not just from physical damage, but the psychological trauma. Herb Score.


And how about Mike Coolbaugh? He was killed by a line drive coaching first base. Are all baseball players trained like robots to perfectly aim these balls to suit your stupid numerological needs. We wouldn't need a military. Super human feats attributed to these athletes is just not possible.


Were it you in the stands and your daughter almost killed by an accidental line drive would you really stop to think about how the invisible empire was out to get you? Normal people don't do that. It's all fun and games she it's somebody else you can mock from afar with a system proven to have absolutely zero justification. But like your Grandma Ellie, if tragedy hits you the narrative gets toned down. It took me about 10 minutes to convert your Grandma blog post into a hoax story. Even you called her El LIE. Grandma Ellie =223. The 48th prime. HOAX=48. "A COMMISERATION PLOY"=223. And then I could get really tasteless and add the Nazi and nuclear missiles and fake Holocaust survivor stuff I tacked on.


Your choice of narrative proves two things we already knew. You're not very bright. And you are a petty, mean spirited douchebag.


I hope that relatives of the little girl never hear about this video. They have enough on their minds. You should hope they don't either. All it takes is one litigious minded person to get fired up and get your stupid blog deleted for cyber bullying.